Jon, Con Man & Leader of #TeamCartland
@ShellerJon
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Parody. Chronicling the life and frauds of Jon Sheller aka Chris Walker aka John Addison Walker. Leader #TeamCartland
In Someone Else’s Bank Account
Joined December 2024
The Ballad of Jon Sheller Oh, Jon Sheller, a man of schemes, Weaving webs of hollow dreams. A conman perched upon his throne, Issuing threats through text and tone.
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@Drcharliefraud @WentworthFalls7 @JaHo84 @jimbonaill @ecigjuiced @renonavadaI @slim2buff @CallOutPotato @DebraMorganR @st_gollum @CpfcGal08 @TheCornishPasty @IntelligencerMr @TheLastMinoan @ivan9191919 They do see “77” everywhere 😉
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I’m fucked here. The boss @CartlandDavid isn’t going to be happy. @janelvis77 - what mood was he in earlier? @EthicalApproach - Iain, the Datsun’s fucked and I need a taxi out of here. #TeamCartland
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@WentworthFalls7 @Drcharliefraud @JaHo84 @jimbonaill @ecigjuiced @renonavadaI @slim2buff @CallOutPotato @DebraMorganR @st_gollum @CpfcGal08 @TheCornishPasty @IntelligencerMr @TheLastMinoan @ivan9191919 Sheller Translation: Jane & Dr Charlie weren’t actually aware of my existence until October 2024. Claiming I’ve been the victim for two years, when I haven’t will hopefully get me some sympathy from some gullible types in my DM groups.
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@Drcharliefraud @WentworthFalls7 @ecigjuiced @WiserWench @CallOutPotato @DebraMorganR @renonavadaI @jimbonaill @slim2buff @st_gollum @JaHo84 @CpfcGal08 @TheCornishPasty @IntelligencerMr @TheLastMinoan @ivan9191919 @stoneheadstalk Who? Moi? Never! I’m as honest as my hero, Honest Bob Jenrick!
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@WentworthFalls7 @ecigjuiced @renonavadaI @jimbonaill @Drcharliefraud @slim2buff @CallOutPotato @DebraMorganR @st_gollum @JaHo84 @CpfcGal08 @TheCornishPasty @IntelligencerMr @TheLastMinoan @ivan9191919 Sheller Translation: When all else fails, deflect, deflect, deflect.
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@WentworthFalls7 @ecigjuiced @renonavadaI @jimbonaill @Drcharliefraud @slim2buff @CallOutPotato @DebraMorganR @st_gollum @JaHo84 @CpfcGal08 @TheCornishPasty @IntelligencerMr @TheLastMinoan @ivan9191919 Sheller Translation: I get a bit tetchy when I get found out.
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@Tick_Tock_X @Drcharliefraud Thanks and welcome to #TeamCartland! Remember to chip in to the crowdfunder 👍 (I need my cut to buy some fuel for the Datsun)
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@renonavadaI @dennywhite11 @Drcharliefraud Sheller Translation: I have no legal knowledge (except my conviction for fraud) and don’t have a clue, but if I use some legal sounding language, no one will know and will definitely think I’m an expert 👍
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Sheller Translation: Everyone please donate to the #TeamCartland crowdfunder! I promise not to disappear with all of it!
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@pepesgrandma @SwaledaleMutton @elonmusk @MikeBenzCyber @lindayaX @DefiyantlyFree @mtaibbi DM me on my main - @renonavadaI and I’ll help you.
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@WBATDM @espressofreakh Don’t mind David, he’s just doing what we programmed him to do. One man’s weirdo is another’s useful idiot. Oh ahem, I mean valued team member.
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I stand ready, waiting for the call to be her McKenzie friend. When it comes, I will run the trial and definitely absolutely get her off. #Winning
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