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@AmericanAir @for_yield A republic, mainlining pouches If you can keep it
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Absolutely love how the billionaire commits to the bit. Ya I mean several CA courts ruled against you, meaning you have no rights to the beach, but why should you learn that lesson
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Vinod Khosla
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Beach access is less important than the principle of private property rights. I know commies hate private property rights
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This has been extraordinarily satisfying lol
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@ShedCapitalLLC
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@FastestPitStop Being in f1 for 20 years and slower than haas is completely humiliating
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How does David Sacks walk around with impunity? Shouldn’t it just be - see Sacks, you yeet him into the bay? How is he not getting hoofed in the fruit basket daily?
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Shed Capital LLC
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I slept on this, but Deva being polite here is wrong, and I’m annoyed by it. So I’m ranting. Shaun trades on his name. He’s a fiduciary, a prominent investor, and an advanced degree holder. And he makes sure we all know it.
@devahaz
Deva Hazarika
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@ShedCapitalLLC @shaunmmaguire @bookdepth I’m not gonna post DMs, but I’ll say Shaun brings up reasonable questions — I just don’t think the evidence we have provides a compelling basis to reach the same conclusions as him re: likely level of election irregularities that took place
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@ShedCapitalLLC
Shed Capital LLC
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From the river to the sea, the Maldives will be free
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@flyosity @aiesho1 So you’re reporting on breaking alt data from….2014. Keep us updated on future developments
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Shed Capital LLC
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Before I posted a library like this, I’d absolutely put the business end of a grenade launcher in my mouth.
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@vhmth
Vinay Hiremath
3 months
A place for peace and thought. 🌻 Brooklyn Heights is for introverts who want a West Village aesthetic.
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@MichaelAArouet It’s the e46 m3 csl
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This makes me cringe so hard
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@middlemarketmac theworstguyyouknowmakeaagoodpoint.jpeg
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@CP24 Probably the same guy @westjet that stole my moms winter coat at Christmas
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@quantian1 Thank god the army hasn’t invented the engineer corps to move a big rock
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Shed Capital LLC
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@Phenomenonan0n @Fidelity Congrats on your 15 min of twitter fame.
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@SportsCenter Slow sports day huh
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@JonathanRoss321 So do you have like no personality, at all? Just a silhouette of a man who needs roon to drop generated talking points so you can try and your dick wet while politely sipping V8?
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She sold her account, didn’t she
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Shed Capital LLC
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People beat a cop to death on the capital steps for this belief of a stolen election. If you believe you’ve discovered the disenfranchisement of America, fucking share it. You’re an actual hero. That he isn’t sharing it tells you everything.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@AndrewBerkshire @frank_seravalli Kinda weird the only 50 goal scorer you want to marginalize is Jewish, no?
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Shed Capital LLC
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Alerting people to your accomplishments and unique abilities is an intentional ploy to make people want to believe them. Enthusiastic readers of philosophy may recognize it as a mode of persuasion.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@GinoHard_ What’s that, leading Selke candidate Kuznetsov?
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Shed Capital LLC
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This is who you align with, rocket-car-ai man?
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Shed Capital LLC
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This is extraordinarily unAmerican.
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Shed Capital LLC
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I’d suck on the business end of a 12 gauge long before I admitted to the world I fuck my partners in such a way the feedback is “that was disgusting”
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Shed Capital LLC
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Some of you are beyond the help of grass
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Shed Capital LLC
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@Austen @j_fishback Wild you chimed in expecting above-board behaviour
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Shed Capital LLC
8 months
It’s cool that dms are a proper sanctuary on Twitter, generally. But conspiracy gains legitimacy through this deference to civility. We should be calling out this ethos sleight of hand everywhere. Prove your bold claim, or pound sand.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@Keubiko Oh I’m sure the angel investment into Grit and the subsequent promotion of Abaxx are a coincidence
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Shed Capital LLC
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Shaun knows this, or is intelligent enough to. It’s bad faith. Again, Caltech Ph.D. STEM, prominent VC, big exit, blue check. When he reminds us of the credentials, it’s called phronesis, and he *really* wants you buy into it. Status drives his claims.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Without looking at their profile, this person is either: Real estate, or Personal finance AND Based in a flyover state How’d I do?
@JBMason_
JB Mason
4 months
Last night at dinner a server dropped a fork on my back leaving a mark. Should the restaurant have offered me compensation? (Free drink, discount, etc.) Should I have asked? Asking seriously. I just shrugged it off. Cost of doing business. But now idk.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Shaun uses this ethos to deflect any (valid) criticism, and by sharing his “research” privately, he relies on discretion from Deva to avoid being discredited while making claims that should discredit him. What if your logos is just levered ethos?
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Shed Capital LLC
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Without looking, this CFA is either in real estate or crypto currency AND from Toronto. How’d I do?
@rajatsonifnance
Rajat Soni, CFA
5 months
$625k home 20% down-payment $500k mortgage With a 6% interest rate and a 30-year term, you are paying $579,190.95 in interest. The $625,000 house cost you $1,204,190.95. This is equal to a $3,345 monthly rental payment, plus you pay for maintenance and repairs. Houses cost so
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@BeijingPalmer @CougarSpider Worth noting that they also have antenna tv powered by a generator, guns, and trucks to haul stuff
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Shed Capital LLC
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@JWurzak @rhunterh @trdny Guys he’s Penn/Harvard/Wharton. He knows what he’s doing
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Shed Capital LLC
5 months
Let’s train like navy seals. We need to be mentally there with them. What time do they get up? Oh like 4 am. Oh. That’s early. 7 works too, right?
@cory
Cory Levy
5 months
Navy SEAL elite founder bootcamp is officially happening again. 7 AM Wake Up 7:15 AM Workout w/SEAL 8:30 AM Breakfast 9:00 AM Work 12:30 PM Lunch 1:00 PM Work 4:00 PM Second Work Out w/SEAL 5:00 PM Optional Activities (Tennis, Pickleball, Basketball, etc.) 7:00 PM Dinner 8:30 PM
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Shed Capital LLC
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If you can’t spot a Russian hooker in Paris, you’re ngmi
@cinecitta2030
miss white
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French upper class gf: wears tailored Chanel suits, dines at Michelin-starred restaurants, secretly votes for Marine Le Pen
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Shed Capital LLC
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I met my wife on tinder, when I had an interview in Toronto but living in Vancouver. We texted for 2 months while I was preparing the move. Had my first date w/ her 3 hours after I landed in TO. Haven’t looked back. It’s a poor carpenter that blames his tools
@HESaBSG
big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy
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skill issue. met my wife on a dating app. started as a hookup - wasn’t the first, but certainly the last. realized she was “the one” after about a month and a half of seeing each other. we would have never crossed paths if we hadn’t been on the app we used.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Touched grass. Good stuff.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@StLouisBlues @NHL And only some naziism. Not bad
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Shed Capital LLC
8 months
It’s well documented (as both Deva and @bookdepth note) that the ‘irregularities’ are within normal bounds, had heightened scrutiny in contested regions, and there aren’t significant deviations historically.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Mandatory
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@0xTib3rius
Tib3rius
3 months
The benefit of tracking every job you apply for and how each interview process goes is you can generate a nice Sankey diagram at the end.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Anyway my annoyance is with Deva being a nice guy to Shaun. Shaun’s subversive claim deserves heightened scrutiny precisely because he’s high status. You don’t trade on your accomplishments, the work product is expected to be higher. Free 1st year analyst life lesson here.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@dominicdeecoco Rail some adderall to take your mind off it
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Shed Capital LLC
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I have a 40% lsat score and nyu law keeps rejecting me Fucking black people
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Shed Capital LLC
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If downing cases of highlife was illegal
@kylegriffin1
Kyle Griffin
3 months
COUNT 1: GUILTY COUNT 2: GUILTY COUNT 3: GUILTY COUNT 4: GUILTY COUNT 5: GUILTY
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Shed Capital LLC
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If you find yourself in a position where this is your best internet reply, you’re on the losing end of the chat
@Masi366531
MASI - e/acc
7 months
@S3archerAnon @DeepDishEnjoyer In Santa Clara, as a lead I make ~$300k Now that you all have been thoroughly flexed on, both intellectually and physically, go cry about how mediocre your life is and tell your mom how smart you are
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Shed Capital LLC
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I am staggered. I am also 75% confident balaji will weasel out like….well I suppose a weasel of some kind.
@jdcmedlock
James Medlock
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. @balajis ready to do this?
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Shed Capital LLC
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@eriz35 Quite literally in this case.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Infinitely powerful app for exposing influential people as sub 90 iq savants
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Shed Capital LLC
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If only there was some way of like, investing money, so that you could grow that, in a way that compounds over a period of time
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Shed Capital LLC
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@Austen @PuneetSharmaX @sabrmattrics Of the two of us, only I have not been accused of running a fraudulent, corrupt, and incompetent business that preyed on peoples aspirations. Therefore, my approach is the one we will be using
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Shed Capital LLC
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Hedgefundmafia is with Cam in the great abusers chat in the sky.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@Austen Bang up job my man.
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Shed Capital LLC
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@SMTuffy Notice anything that might influence this take?
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Shed Capital LLC
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@Austen Meet the new future of education Same as the old
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Shed Capital LLC
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Dudes are writing cheques to substack at a best guess 43x rev valuation (cause you can’t see the financials) and charging for their substack on investing. Wild
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@ShedCapitalLLC
Shed Capital LLC
8 months
Courts, political actors, tinfoil hat wearers, academics from all political leanings. All have scoured the data to discover that this is just an ugly process. but that won’t stop Shaun, cause he’s the expert.
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Shed Capital LLC
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Nothing more expensive than a dumb lawyer
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Shed Capital LLC
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Me and some of the boys got together and got you a room for you and your wife at Mar-A-Lago Shaun Room for three.
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@shaunmmaguire
Shaun Maguire
3 months
Hey Noah, when is the last time you Jaywalked? Speaking of which, it was a school zone so we’re elevating the charge to a Misdemeanor Actually there was a bus that might have gotten into an accident because you were obstructing their view Now it’s a Felony ~A dangerous game~
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Shed Capital LLC
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@devahaz Ya I’m not trying to pick a fight with you, and I recognize your position. My position is when influential people try to get away with something b/c they are influential, they should be held to a higher standard. Especially when they position themselves as unquestionable.
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Shed Capital LLC
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I call my political rep at night because I’m socially maladjusted enough to think it’s normal and confrontation about my beliefs makes me collapse I sleep in a bed with my wife
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