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Talking trades, strategy, roster construction, hammers @TradesIn5. Find my written content @DestinationDevy. Come talk to me @getdidit https://t.co/Ld8SsN6e9W
Joined September 2010
Ty Chandler is the epitome of why trade deadlines suck. If I'm not in the playoffs and he's on my roster I can't maximize on an asset who's increased in value.
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Roughly this time last year I hit my low. Texting, and saying it aloud helped me face how far gone I was and forced me to deal with my trauma. If you ever need someone to talk to my dms are open and I will never judge you. If not me, find someone, anyone to talk to: 800-273-8255
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So per X, Rashee Rice had either 10.8 grams or 108 pounds of weed and will either do zero jail time or serve life. Got it.
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Nick Sirianni has no offensive scheme, he doesn't have any semblance of a plan. Jalen Hurts didn't take one snap under center tonight. No play action, no pre snap motion. The "plan" seems to be "good luck out there Jalen".
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Per Twitter Docs Mark Andrews injury could be a break, might be a sprain, maybe lisfranc injury, possibly chicken pox and we can't rule out covid.
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All I want is someone to tell me that Breece Hall is okay.
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Fun fact. Holding rookie drafts prior to the NFL Draft is fucking stupid and the only reason people do it is to make themselves feel smart.
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Parks and Recreation was vastly superior to The Office.
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Traded Lamar Jackson for Jalen Hurts and James Cook today. I fear nothing in life.
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Actually it's really hard for many people. Whether it's due to working multiple jobs and not having time to meal prep, the fact that healthy food is much more expensive, lack of access to decent grocery stores in poor neighborhoods etc.
Eating healthy isn’t hard. Most people are just lazy.
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You know what's fun? Owning a ton of rookie picks in May and drafting J.K. Dobbins, Cam Akers, Jalen Reagor and Henry Ruggs. Know what's not fun? Trying to field a competitive lineup in October with J.K. Dobbins, Cam Akers, Jalen Reagor and Henry Ruggs on your roster.
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We get it, absolutely everyone in fantasy football faded Brandin Cooks. Except for you. Yes you, and only you. The 19th billion fucking person to Tweet about how you never gave up on him.
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Sometimes I wish I could reject a trade more than once just to express my disdain for the offer in a respectful manner.
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I blame Herbert for hitting him on the hands everyone knows QJ is a body catcher.
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Can you imagine passing over Justin Fields AND Mac Jones because you traded for Sam Darnold or Teddy Bridgewater.lmfao.
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If you know me you know this story. Two years ago I reached bottom and I reached out to someone (@FF_LeapOfFaith) for help. I'm happy I did because there are so many moments I would have missed. If you've reached bottom tell someone who loves you or call 8002738255.
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Christian Watson, bad hands and a raw route runner + Aaron Rodgers could = an absolute shit show.
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One of the most important skills in fantasy football is adaptability. If you can't admit you were wrong on players or situations, if you can't absorb new data and adjust accordingly you will lose.
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Stop trying to prove you're a good person via this app and just actually be a good person in real life.
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If you ain't in full panic mode over D.J. Moore you lying.
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I would like an option to add their government name so I can shame them properly to their friends and family.
Tired of scribbling out usernames before posting your trades? 🤔. We got you covered with our new hide usernames feature! 🤝
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Football is not as hard as some of these genius head coaches make it. AJ Brown is elite so you target the living fuck out of him and good things happen.
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Just had an EKG. Close as I've come to sex in a while. No shirt on, mood music, a woman having to repeat her directions to me, noises that I can't tell if they mean things are going well or bad, and now I need a nap.
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Some day the NFL is going to realize they need to let the fantasy community vote on flexing games. Like how much better would it have been to watch KC vs. Cincy tonight? So many fantasy studs playing with so many titles on the line. It would be amazing.
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People, what are we even doing here??.
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Elijah Mitchell is a top 12 dynasty fantasy football running back. It hurts to admit, but it's the truth.
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Watching The Dark Knight Rises for about the 40th time or so and I have to wonder why would anyone choose to live in Gotham? They had years of just absurd crime rates and then when that stops they have crazed penguin men, killer clowns etc running wild. Is rent cheap?.
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Watching Dune for the first time, about 30 minutes in and I have little to no idea what's going on. Lots of intense music leading to nothing seems to be the theme thus far.
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Kittle should be the greatest receiving tight end in the history of the NFL, but Kyle Shanahan refuses to allow it.
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Don't complain about games being boring. Bad football is like bad sex. Do I wish it was better? Yes, but mostly I'm just happy I got some.
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Or. Or. Or this is why women continue to be sexually brutalized and largely dont report it. The Patriarchy ensures that short of a man confessing during video evidence of him committing sexual assault he won't likely be charged let alone convicted.
This is why Deshaun Watson, from the beginning, welcomed a police investigation: He felt he knew that the truth would come out. And today, a grand jury did not charge him on any of the criminal complaints.
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Could Steeler fans bring themselves to cheer for Watson with all the sexual misconduct questions lingering over him?.
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Grew up poor, my clothes were thrift store, sneakers had holes, & my utilities were seasonal. I was angry, sad, & treated people awful. 1 day I realized that kindness was free & something I could afford to give. Made me happier & made my life better. Be kind, it's worth it.
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@dmn_cowboys @fantasyhelpguru You left out Ertz taking three full steps and then diving of his own volition.
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I regret not drafting Bo Nix in rookie drafts he was available to me in the 2nd round. Not because I think he's anything more than a QB2, because I don't. I regret it because I should have drafted a player who had a path to being moved for a 1st at a later time, instead of.
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I no longer play in any start one QB leagues. I am now strictly superflex.
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To anyone that beat me in a title game tonight, or in the playoffs before tonight I hate you and I hope never win one singular game during the rest of your days. I hope you finish last in every league you ever play in and people throw things at you when they see you. Respectfully.
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@khristofflee @RaineyOvalle He's made just way too much subpar to flat out bad music though. You could curate like three full albums of just terrible music he's made. Just cringe worthy, embarrassingly bad music.
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@jpegjoshua Press charges against those "thugs". Thugs just roaming the neighborhood with weapons. So the police again show white people can do whatever they want.
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All you redraft people go back into your caves now right? 😁.
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Lot's of hate on trade calculators but based on some of the offers I've seen y'all should really invest in at least one.
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Worst take you'll see the rest of this year.
One day, those playing dynasty leagues with no trade deadlines will graduate to the big leagues, build some depth, and win a league based on TEAM BUILDING, not last minute trades.
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The rap they play on the radio is absolutely atrocious. These kids need to listen to some Wu, pac, biggie, eminem, quest, gang starr, cypress hill, Ludacris , the roots, nwa, jay-z, the lox, redman, bdp, epmd, slick rick cause this new shit is largely trash.
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So Robert Woods was traded and now Van Jefferson is going to be a thing again isn't he? Sometimes we just keep punching ourselves right in the dick over and over and over, over the same players.
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Amaroh Darboh cut! Tre Mcbide cut! Chad Hansen cut! Just a reminder how much time we waste worrying about "late round sleepers".
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Dynasty fantasy football demands you accept you will not get every decision correct. What's important is having a process that allows you to get a majority of your decisions correct. There will always be outliers and you need to recognize them as such.
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One of the best relationships I have is with the mechanic dude I see at dunkin donuts every morning. We talk shit to each other, joke around, talk about everything. It's awesome. Been friends for a year now. Neither of us could tell you the other's name if you had a gun to us.
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@awfulannouncing @bryce_koon She's not scared of lies she's afraid of the truth leaving no doubt about who she is.
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Hi. I'm Shane and I didn't join any start-ups in January or February. Just wanted to share my story.
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The Dark Knight is by far the best superhero movie ever. I'd dare say it's one of best movies period of the last 20 years.
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It's funny that most of the "arguments" for trade deadlines are exactly like this. Nothing of actual value just some low IQ response.
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Let them leave. Stop subsiding billionaires. Eat the rich.
The Jacksonville Jaguars have gone public with their demands for stadium funding — even proposing relocation if $1 billion in taxpayer money is not secured. “Do you want to keep the NFL in Jacksonville?”. Details »
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@RapSheet Caleb is also a 22 college kid, Burrow is a 27 year old signed to a 240 million contract.
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I didn't start D.J. Chark in two leagues. Inexcusable. Say it with me. Chark is an every week start.
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Hey, look at that. @TradesIn5 hit 7k on @YouTube today. On behalf of @CharlesChillFFB and @DPandemic_Clay thank you! We appreciate everyone that supports the show!
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Football is the absolute best man. No other sport is even close.
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Nothing sexier than a room full of rookie wide receivers, until you're setting your starting lineups.
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These fucking idiots.
Election challengers shout “Stop the count” as poll workers count absentee ballots in #Detroit, Michigan in the 2020 general election @washingtonpost #Election2020
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If I hear one more Miles Sanders is in RBBC take I'm going to explode. When's the last time the Eagles drafted a running back in the 2nd round? A f'n decade, just stop it. These are the same people that told you to fade Chubb because of Hyde and Duke Johnson. It's f'n dynasty.
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Running back age no longer matters to me because I don't see any running back as anything more than a year-to-year bet.
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Tomorrow's waiver wire article today: . Every single fucking healthy dude.
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Corey Davis gonna look good next year on another roster when he's getting 120 targets.
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Zeke Elliott is not a top 10 dynasty running back. Just in case you need to hear it.
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Real adult talk. If you're 45 get your colonoscopy. The prep really isn't that bad, and you're super asleep when you get the procedure. Also why don't people sell anastasia as a drug cause that shit is dope.
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You can trade James Robinson for a 2021 first after tonight. If you want. .
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The hatred of Mac Jones has forced me to take a 180 on him. I am now a Mac Jones guy. Lord help me.
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My debut article for @DLFootball is about a player near and dear to my heart. It Pays to Get (DJ) Moore
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Starting Tim fucking Patrick over Miles Sanders in playoff matchups. Fantasy is fun.
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Every 4 years it's this same bullshit. We don't want your guns, we want sensible gun laws.
If Joe Biden wins, he will destroy our Second Amendment, and America will become unrecognizable.
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I fall into these depression spirals & I want to withdraw from everything & everyone. So I do, and I end up feeling worse. Then I come back on here, where nothing is really that important, nothing is that serious and it helps distract me from the pain. Thank you for the respite.
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The best thing about Sam Darnold is that D.J. Moore's target share is around 28%.
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If Cam Akers has a good game tonight the fantasy community is going to have some mutual orgasmic explosion type moment.
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Starting Justin Herbert over Lamar Jackson this week and I feel fine.
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I thought Darren Waller was a product of his situation last year. I was wildly, vastly, very much incorrect.
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Even more impressive is he did this in a non-superflex league.
The Eagles turned:. 2021 1.06 + Wentz . Into. DeVonta Smith, 2022 1.18, 2023 1st, 2024 2nd, 2022 3rd. Absolutely magician work by Roseman.
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Everyone always wants to be leagues with people they like. I think it'd be fun to play in one league where everyone kind of despises each other.
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The jokes on whoever stole my car, they left their red puma jacket in my car, and I'm not giving it back.
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What legitimate reason is there for Zeke to ever see snaps over Pollard ever again?.
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I'm happy for anyone who has found religion and I hope it brings you joy. But keep it out of my government. Your religion shouldn't decide anyone's rights.
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@RepMTG Will you please cross any border that leads you literally anywhere out of this country? You are just awful.
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Trade me Tee Higgins. I'm doing you a favor taking a descending asset off your hands .
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Vacation. I have literally never needed time off as much as I need it this year. The next 10 days are all about recharging and doing nothing of any consequence what so ever.
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