Benjamin Christensen
@Shakabrodie
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Former pro athlete. 2x @UOsojc grad. Champion NBA jerseys, tattoos & @NewEraCap (s) are my vices. I say fuck A LOT.
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My Champion NBA jersey collection collapsed under its own greatness. 😕🏀
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The Coliseum is 100% Oakland. Rough, weathered exterior, but strong as Hell. The inside is wide open, welcoming and truly a place where you’re amongst people who care and want to be there with you. There will never be another like it. It’s home. It’s our home.
@Shakabrodie
Plus the coliseum is still beautiful. All this hate is ridiculous. Just mlb trying to cash in on public money.
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@JalynneC35
@NewEraCap
Truly sorry to hear about the loss of your friend’s brother. I’d like to help out. I work for
@HatClub
and we made those particular hats. I can get one and ship it out immediately. No charge. I just need a size and address.
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Hey
@Dame_Lillard
! Are you hitting the Oakland A’s game tomorrow? Would be super cool if you did.
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Feeling like I could go at least 1 1/3 out of the pen today. ⚾
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“To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other and to feel. That is the purpose of life.”
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8 years ago I got fired from my dream job with
@MLB
, which allowed me to go on an impromptu date to a
@Marlins
game with a trash-talking
@Twins
fan I first met on Twitter.
I love you,
@sconnieangie
. You’re the greatest person to ever come into my life. Can’t wait to marry you 💍
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Some will spin the trash being thrown into the field as the worst thing to happen tonight, but the
#Athletics
donating all of the proceeds was probably the biggest “fuck you” to the fans of all.
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If the
#Athletics
aren’t already trying to figure out how to re-sign Starling Marte, then they’re beyond fucked as an organization.
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💯 x 🏀🏀🏀
25 years of collecting Champion NBA jerseys and I just hit 300. 😃
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One of these days John Fisher will die, and the world will probably be better for it.
The A's have optioned Esteury Ruiz to Triple-A.
He hit .429 with a 1.232 OPS in Oakland's first series of the year
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I feel like if Ray Fosse were still alive, he would have beaten the shit out of Fisher and Kaval within the last 24 hours.
#Athletics
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I may dress like a 12-year-old, but I can still occasionally make it look pretty stylish.
@PBJTHEGR8
with the 📸
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Everyone knows I’m a big Champion NBA collector/wearer, and something I talked about last season was finding a black blank jersey so my friend Marlon could make me a custom
@oaklandrootssc
jersey.
Welp… he just handed it to me here in Seattle and it is extraordinary!!! ⚽️🙌🏼
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These are so fucking terrible.
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The
@PelicansNBA
do this already.
REPORT: The Clippers want to display a jersey from every California high school basketball team in their new arena, per ESPN.
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This is still Al Michaels’ greatest achievement.
If Al Michaels’ NFL run is at its end, may I be among the first to congratulate him on a legendary career. His voice will always sound like Monday nights, Sunday nights, and broken-hearted communists.
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Looks at this fucking dude. He should be signed to a long term extension simply based on how great he looks in this uniform!!!
#Athletics
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Still shocked you said YES based on how quickly my attempt to be romantic fell apart within a matter of seconds. 💍
During our relationship, I’ve never felt much need to hurry up and get engaged or married. I’ve known I wanted to spend every day with
@shakabrodie
for the better part of a decade, and I have. What’s the rush?⠀
⠀
That being said, this feels really nice.
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Remember when Josh Reddick has “Careless Whisper” as his walk up song? Bring stuff like this back.
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Clearly the bar I did pick tonight was the right call… there’s a leak in the ceiling and I’ve seen a titty pop out. Fucking amateurs.
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Get fucked, you bitch ass scabs.
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Every time Alexis Lalas speaks, I keep wishing
@KeithOlbermann
would step in and handle business again.
#FIFAWorldCup
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I've had 3 dudes ask me how I got a
@KDTrey5
throwback Nets jersey so fast. 🙄
Did anyone watch basketball before 2008?
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The second I landed in Las Vegas my phone died, and at the same time the news broke about the
#Athletics
. Fuck you to everyone involved in this transition. Fuck Fisher! Fuck
@DaveKaval
! Fuck Manfred! Y’all deserve the worst things in life.
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Them: “Is Sacramento close enough to Oakland for you go watch the A’s?”
Me:
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I’d like to personally thank the
#Athletics
front office for this as I was averaging 2 cigarettes per Diekman appearance.
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Tell Fisher and Kaval to “get fucked” on your first day and we will build you a statue before Opening Day.
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*guy walks in*
G: Do you have this Warriors hat?
Me: Nah, we didn't order them.
G: Oh. Probably because you're a Cavs fan right?
Me: Cavs fan? What are you talking about?
G: You forget what jersey you're wearing?
Me: Did you forget how to read?
G: Oh... *scuttles off*
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Believe it or not, there’s a Major League Baseball team fan base who does the same thing, and yet, the ownership of that team wants to leave town. Crazy, right!?
#Athletics
Tonight Round Rock has a winter ball style section of fans playing music and waving flags and it is awesome.
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I would LOVE for someone to pop in there and tag it up so it says Uprooted From Oakland
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Welp... just unlocked a new personal best for Most Hats Ever Purchased at One Time from
@HatClub
.
My previous record was 8. 🥴
On a related note, I can no longer afford to eat this month. 🤷🏻♂️
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For a multibillion dollar company, MLB is run by the dumbest fucking people imaginable. How do you put a guy in charge whose stadium was mandated for immediate upkeep and/or possible relocation of the team?
Brewers owner Mark Attanasio will head the relocation committee that evaluates the A’s proposed move to Las Vegas, sources tell
@TheAthletic
. The committee also will include two other owners who have yet to be identified. More from
@EvanDrellich
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So you quit, right?
I’m sorry.. My heart hurts. I know yours does too.
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Fuck you,
@DaveKaval
Here’s the Vegas site the A’s entered into a binding purchase agreement with in relation to Allegiant Stadium and T-Mobile Arena.
#vegas
#oakland
#athletics
#mlb
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Fuck you, bitch.
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Someone must have Doñate-d to his bank account.
Pretty wild that Doñate was moved to a YES after this exchange the other night.
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Hey
@DaveKaval
! It’s been a while.
You’re a piece of shit and I hope you and John have a horrible fucking day.
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This dude fuckin’ rules!
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Welp… the resell game dies in 16 days.
Mark your calendars. Something new is coming May 9th at New Era Cap.
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Been to Vegas 9 times this year, including the exact day the announce for Vegas was made. Nobody in Vegas is excited about this, nor do they want the A’s to move there. They want an expansion team.
Quit selling this narrative that people are remotely interested in the A’s in LV
@BethanyBunnie
I’ll let you know again. I’ve talked to several dozen Las Vegans. And Bay Area A’s fans.
There are a lot of people excited about the A’s moving to Las Vegas.
Here’s a bit of context from a life long A’s fan “If, the A’s move I’ll go see them play in Las Vegas. However, you
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Fuck you, bitch.
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This dude fucking blows. 🖕🏼
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I finally did a thing. Got my MLB On Field hat collection together and put in order. This is only a sliver of what I actually have. Many more photos to come. ⚾📸
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Just one day I’d love an MLB player to go off the rails when they get traded to the
#Yankees
. Like… “My agent totally fucked me on this one. I don’t want to play for the Yankees. Even as a kid, I hated the fucking Yankees. And now I have to shave my beard off!? FUCK!”
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I was supposed to hit the
#Athletics
game later today, but I’m catching the early flight to New York for work. I’ll be there in spirit.
#SellTheTeam
#FJF
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I’m exactly 364 days away from 40. If this weekend has taught me anything, it’s that my hangovers seem to last 2 days now.
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Gonna marry my best friend in 20 days.
Damn near 10 years with her and I’ve never had a bad day.
Yeah, I’m drunk, but fuck it. You will all read about my love and infatuation with
@sconnieangie
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It’s wild that a company who has knowingly killed people, due to their negligence, is even allowed to turn a profit.
PG&E claims there is no connection between rate increases, $2.2 billion jump in earnings
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A massive FUCK YOU to whomever was responsible for Sean Doolittle deactivating his Twitter account.
Y’all don’t deserve any shred of happiness.
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Every time I look at those MLB All-Star Game hats…
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Craziest Champion jersey pick up in a while.
Got this for $100 last week. Just arrived. Champion only made these gold jerseys for one season (96/97) for the 50th Anniversary. More importantly, this was a minimal run because the Lakers changed their number fonts mid-season. 🏀🎽
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Flu shot in the left arm.
Vaccine booster in the right.
Leaving Walgreens like…
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NOPE!
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May his triumphant scream during CoCo Crisp’s walkoff in Game 4 of the 2012 ALDS ring throughout the heavens. 🙏🏼
We just read the tragic news posted on the Ray Fosse website. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Fosse family as they mourn the loss of a husband, father and grandfather. 💔 .
#rayfosse
#oaklandathletics
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JOSH HARRISON IS A GOD DAMN WIZARD. GIVE THIS DUDE ALL OF THE MONIES AND KEEP HIM IN OAKLAND!!!
#Athletics
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.
@MLB
fucking over the one city in which its fans organize and protest better than every other will come back to bite them in the ass, and I look forward to being a part of their downfall.
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The
#Athletics
are undefeated since
@C_Bass419
came back to the dugout. Not a coincidence. 👏🏼
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It’s criminal how much Nevada politicians continue to fuck over the children in that state by continuing to fund projects that only benefit one person. Nevada currently sitting in 46th place in education. Vote these fuckers out.
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Oakland
#Athletics
fans can move mountains. We’ve done it time and time again. Do not fuck with us.
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@SnottieDrippen
Gonna miss him. Best Indiana University player to ever play for the Pacers. Hard to see a guy who’s universally loved by the entire state get traded.
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To the folks who missed out on today’s drop, yelling at me on the
@HatClub
account, even though I’ve been on vacation since Sunday.
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STOP 👏🏼 PLAYING 👏🏼 GOD 👏🏼 BLESS 👏🏼 AMERICA 👏🏼 AT 👏🏼 BASEBALL 👏🏼 GAMES 👏🏼
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Gonna marry my best friend in a year and a month. Beyond happy to see how good my name looks on her. 😘
#ThreeLions
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I need a fat stack of these before my next trip to Vegas. Gonna slap them on everything.
#Athletics
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Hey
@Athletics
!
How much would it cost to have the Marlins Man cutout removed from behind home plate?
#Athletics
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Since the news first broke about them “leaving Oakland,” I’ve told exactly 15 Uber/Lyft drivers in Vegas that this would come up. Not a single one believed me. Idiots.
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Need a resolution for the New Year? Here’s a good one…
STOP HITTING UP MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT ABOUT WORK SHIT.
Y’all know I run the company account. Direct your issues there, not here.
Now… have a Happy New Year 🎊
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The real message should be sent to Oakland construction works about how they managed build a stadium that’s lasted for nearly 60 years, survived a massive earthquake and is still standing and being used for baseball. Milwaukee & Phoenix should have built stronger stadiums.
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“We’ll it’s official. Murder is now legal in the state of Wisconsin.”
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Things happened.
Have you ever met a Twitter mutual in real life and how did it go
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So last week I quit smoking cigarettes, which also means I quit drinking because when I drink, I want to smoke.
This really fucking sucks. Not so much the drinking. I can live without that, but the quitting smoking REALLY sucks.
If I seem especially dickish, that's why.
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Heading to Arizona. Rollin’ with the founder! Deuces! 🏀🎽
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@joshhart
I’d like to nominate myself. I live in Oakland and can make the drive. I’ll even let you pick which Blazers jersey I wear!
And in return, I’ll hook you up with a few fitted hats.
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