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@ShadyCatLady2

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“Be gentle with yourself, and fierce with the bosses” — Jorts. Jewess. she/her IG @shadycatlady .nc 🐳 ShadyCatLady &

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@ShadyCatLady2
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@bjgregory1 I am of the belief that funds for funerals, hospital bills, and therapy ought to come out of the police budget.
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@RottenInDenmark @sadsiggo My best friend repeatedly accepted invitations to come over to this dude’s house to play Mario Kart. She’d rush out of work to shower, shave, get smelling good… only to go over and have this MF hand her a controller to play Mario Kart. She fell for this MORE THAN TWICE
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@Cloudcape64 @TheeFerringer Wow it’s like being inside a watermelon
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@_JMoneyPhd Since there’s either a looming shortage or a critical shortage in all of those professions, I imagine they would all have collapsed by now and we would be watching Khan Academy to learn how to remove our own stitches in a Bojangles parking lot.
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@owlyowlnow @AlliePsychic @KalhanR @thebadcode With bits of him extruded like spaghetti
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@CarringtonMorg2 @lmnhzd Native Hawaiian people are literally begging visitors not to come, no matter their intentions.
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@KristinChirico Did he move or did he stop?
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@heatherrph @kyelorda I’m obsessed with the cane. It’s the most unique thing I’ve ever seen.
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@AKBrews Big pedo vibes here.
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@ShadyCatLady2
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Basil will be leaving us tomorrow to go over the rainbow bridge. My friend Carrie, his bestie, scooped him up yesterday for a big day of adventures. Of all the choices, he mostly chose grass nappin and dirt nappin. The very best boy.
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@RobynElyse Everything is monetized now. So most of the spaces kids used to go are gone or they’re banned from, and anything else that’s left costs $70.
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@MsPackyetti CPS did not come and get the kid. The woman is notorious among military twitter as being a liar and clout chaser.
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@ShadyCatLady2
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Job security. Pensions. Insurance that covered anything.
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@Lambdoid @fauxed But minding your own business takes no effort at all.
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@PTibz @punished_cait She is their only source of income and he is intentionally wasting her money. This is a common tactic of abusers who earn less than their wives.
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@Lescambro @hannahcrileyy Ask yourself what the police will be training to do there. The answer is urban warfare against civilians. Suppression of protest. Subjugation of the populace in furtherance of a fascist agenda.
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@wagatwe @chescaleigh I Hope it means dressing up like a piñata so they can beat the fuck out of him whenever they feel like it
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Bumble match from this morning had a brunch date and then kept suggesting I come to his house instead and now he has no date. Take women’s safety seriously guys. Respect our boundaries.
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@LEBassett Hm. Need to rethink my stance on @sheetz if this is how they respond to situations like this. It’s not the employee’s fault a horrific act of violence was perpetrated against her.
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@HugaFren @Eric_Erins If I paid that amount for a wedding and hired Maroon 5 and they showed up in sweat pants?!?!?
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@fudgeonmypants @sadsiggo He was tall. I kept trying to tell her that tall ain’t a personality trait.
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@solomonmissouri You come for America’s sweetheart you better be ready for that smoke. From CNN of all places, damn.
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@MsPackyetti She scammed somebody on their wedding photography, scammed lots of people as a personal trainer, broke Covid protocols &shot a wedding without quarantining after traveling abroad for plastic surgery in 2020, probably faked her way to a medical discharge from the marines.
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@WingsScotland @HannahM_Writes Sexually harassing a subordinate to the point that she felt the need to go to HR and had messages to show them. Best case scenario it went like this: him: hey do you wanna get a drink? Coworker: no, you’re married. H: but my wife and I have an open marriage!
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@meghanttucker I used to go to just one nail tech at a salon, and was one of her first customers when she opened her own shop. Now I go to her shop and am confident with any tech she assigns to my appointment because she trained them all to her extremely high standard, and I love it for her.
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@MsPackyetti She’s also had a history of racist tweets (n-word and anti-Asian that we know of), blocks people who give her the slightest pushback on her bullshit, and sends her brain damaged followers to harass people who criticize her.
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@RNSuperHero First of all, that’s extremely rude of them to message you ON YOUR WEDDING DAY. If you can’t make it day of, just don’t show, or let someone else know. It’s not the bride’s job to deal with that foolishness on the day of her wedding.
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@tweetwithashlee @girlziplocked Neither. He’s resentful and doesn’t like her, and wants to show her that.
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@misamericana @Starbucks How does it feel to be a cop?
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@anapads @RepJackKimble You don’t have to argue with an anti-vaxxer. You just have to wait.
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@MsPackyetti Search the name Savannah Glembin and you’ll find things going back years.
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@MsPackyetti Yup. She’s been this shitty since long before she had a kid.
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Finally got these cats a daddy
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@Shaughn_A2 It’s pretty common in the south to have sliced tomatoes as a side dish, with just salt and pepper. This is the season for it.
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@DavidMMorton0 @_georgina666 I want you to pretend to be a woman, join a dating app, match with a couple of people, talk to them for a few days… and then tell them you’re not interested. Report back with screenshots.
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@DoomScroling Funny how ‘caring for the needs of your spouse’ only extends in one direction. What if the wife needs rest, medical caretaking, an equal partner in housework and childcare? Oh that’s different.
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@sativadiva1997 I split a 500mg gummy 3 ways with some friends and ate my 1/3rd all at once. Spent half a day trying to figure out what 1/3 of 500 was so I could Google what was an appropriate dose. Whilst sitting on the couch not moving. I was high for two days.
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@jstlivinlfe @keatingssixth If anything she was being misandrist. A man in a dark alley is a danger to women until he’s gone. He just wanted to scare her, he got a thrill out of it.
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This is my life
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@mamacrizol @fudgeonmypants @sadsiggo She did but it took like two months
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@ShadyCatLady2
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Normalize calling the unvaccinated by choice ‘Plague Rats’
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Ugh, now I’ve got plague rats in my menchies
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@thecindynoir No! The relationships I was most unhappy in, I was masking and trying to be who they wanted instead of who I was. My fiancé has seen nothing but my authentic gremlin self since day one, and this is the easiest, happiest, most comfortable relationship I’ve ever had.
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@CartoonsHateHer Chirren, the ‘cute top’ is a slinky long tank top with sequins or crystals
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@msolurin What is the need for three cars and five cops for a traffic stop?
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@wanderinghentai @TwoZer00s @annethegnome But she tried and that’s what counts!
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First tomato sandwich of the season. Crusty white bread, Duke’s mayonnaise, thick slices of home grown German Johnson tomato, salt and pepper. (Pearl onions for bœuf bourguignon)
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@jstlivinlfe @keatingssixth How do you know that? It’s not in the video. All we have in the video is him growling and running after her. What normal well adjusted man would do that? He got a thrill out of scaring her.
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@ask_aubry While that outfit is certainly tragic, it’s not an accident.
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TODAY׳S THE DAY
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@Squigglemoonzo @ask_aubry Firefighter who lights buildings on fire in order to put the fire out: boyfriend edition
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@feederofcats Bitty is in agony! His ears have been confiscated
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Warrant officer’s coffee cup
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QENNY, the Spooky Lawyer 👻👻
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What is this? Wrong answers only.
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@DrugSlanger @efreitabeth @abbeysuekos Don’t be disingenuous. You know this is not why the pharmacist is refusing to fill the prescription.
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How I die is letting kitty in house and hand feeding it deli turkey.
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YOU are cold. They have fur. Do not let inside.
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@Maple_Syrup_47 @crim_tweets_ Why would we pretend otherwise? Why not just take him at his word?
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@ShadyCatLady2
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@KassyDillon If you’d paid attention during your conversion classes you would have learned that referring to someone’s status as a convert after they’ve completed conversion is a shanda.
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I made puff pastry pouches with whipped herbed goat cheese and cream cheese, capers and scallions. LOX POCKET
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@WingsScotland @HannahM_Writes This immediately introduces sex into the conversation, because you don’t have an open marriage to get malts and hold hands with other people. Also, he didn’t immediately back off and apologize when she said no. Like I said, that’s the best case scenario.
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@queend236 Last year I smoked a brisket and vac-sealed the leftover slices. That was dinner last night with some fresh corn, Mac n cheese and watermelon, for very little effort.
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@WingsScotland @HannahM_Writes Most likely he pestered her and made her uncomfortable, and that is why he lost his job.
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@ask_aubry Moved to Montana to be near her good friend Richard Spencer, notable for being a Nazi who got punched in the head.
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@dstfelix My friend calls them sex moms
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@feederofcats He just needs some steps. A disability aid.
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@KingJayyyy00 @Kieran_sonozaki @happysadcoconut ‘I got a dick appointment to get to’ 😂😂😂
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@PlNKNOlZE @bonxixha @pettyreligion Misogyny and homophobia are classic hallmarks of toxic masculinity and patriarchy. Signs of a man who can’t or won’t think for himself, who directs his insecurities outward onto people that other toxic men have told him are weaker. He harms others in order to feel powerful.
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@Anthonyisinked_ @chribbzz My dude just go hang out by some dumpsters and cats will appear.
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@gracieminabox @feederofcats Looks like he’s currently doing crimes
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@jstlivinlfe @keatingssixth We only have video of him chasing her and growling. Doesn’t matter what he said occurred before that. I’m not black, but I am a woman, and I would also walk the opposite direction of a man coming toward me in a dark alley. If he started running I would scream.
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@emilykmay Ask middle class or wealthy people how much money they have in their checking account right now — they can’t tell you. A poor person can tell you how much they have, down to the penny, at any given moment.
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@gracieminabox @JortsTheCat Pops looks like a toasted marshmallow
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GODDAMMIT TWITTER I WAS READING THAT
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Shit’s gettin real in Oakland y’all
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@Mkkhool @KayIgama @Ntsikier @VinDollar016 Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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@mualphaxi Every crew and aircraft shown here are the long-haul internationals. These are not the regional jets that cover routes in the US, they’re not the aircraft that fly domestically in their own countries, or even the ones that fly regionally within Europe (London to Madrid, for ex)
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YOU GUYS. In 46 hours we’re gonna be married!!! @froggybanjo
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@precumbitches @MichaelaOkla Women often share their locations with each other as a safety precaution.
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I cannot wait to see @brollbenny ’s professional photos
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@ChapsFantastic @metroadlib Since dude can’t thread a reply:
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@metroadlib … were so angry. Had gotten the resignation letter notarized even. Got all of my PTO on top of it
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@ask_aubry Please tell me there’s an update where she’s moving out.
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@Jumpingforcocoa @emilykmay Deconstructing. Unlearning harmful lessons taught in childhood and redefining relationship to faith in a way that can exist within her ethical framework
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Cats can have little a prosciut, as a treat
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@AChohlev @itsmegangraves I feel contempt for the landlord in this story.
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@ArmyTimes @K8TDidToo A bunch of soldiers he led said that, because he is.
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@Lescambro @hannahcrileyy In order to build their fascist training ground, they want to take green space, tree canopy and the lungs of the city, that is available to poor people for free, and pave it over.
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@offbeatorbit If people are talking about quantum physics and astrology in the same sentence I would think they’re in a manic state.
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@nhoodpublicist Holy shit I would
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@bintelbrief @jdforward @miraefox It’s not up to him. Kick rocks bud.
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@ellle_em @EmBonafide The ghosts and I will make friends and have tea parties
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@Avantito @Bennythehanna96 @NeonMUA @__semiaaa School shooters come from easy access to guns but good try.
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Sneak peek
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