Neil Channing
@SenseiChanning
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I'm a professional gambler. I may not be the best but I try hard to be the most professional.
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If I'm honest, the people I'm most upset with, and it's by a huge margin, are those who spent five years attacking the only possible alternative, who now seem to be noticing for the first time that the country has made a massive, massive mistake.
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Surely if
@AndyBurnhamGM
had registered Manchester as a small limited company with no experience in making PPE, no staff and £300 in the bank he'd have had £100 million by tea time.
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How is it that we have nearly a week of discussing spending £36bn on social care 24-7 and immediately we must raise taxes but when we gave £37bn to a failed businesswoman to build an app that didn't work it was signed off without a flicker by printing money?
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A real shot in the arm for them.
Massive win for my team today. Finally they can stop mentioning the last time we won at goodison was when me and Kevin Davies scored. 25 years is long enough 😊
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@stillgray
You’ve gone and got confused with capitalism there mate. A perfect description in fact. Easy mistake to make.
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It feels like we were offered a pretty clear choice of socialism or barbarism. Lots of people who really seemed to struggle with that choice appear to be extremely cross about it’s consequences today.
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How do we know that the shareholders of Compass Group and Chartwells aren't spending their profits on cigarettes, alcohol and drugs?
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I think people need to get some perspective. It could have been a lot worse. We so narrowly avoided the tyranny of eleven months of free broadband.
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If sticking up for Denise on her special day every year doesn't get my
@bet365
account unrestricted soon I'm just going to have to find someone to open another one.
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Have the PLP sisterhood Tweeted solidarity to
@ApsanaBegumMP
yet or can we assume that the "of course I can be friends with a Tory" mob just can't ever really be friends with anyone in the Socialist Campaign Group?
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@BBCNWT
@Pal_action
"which they say supplies technology to the Israeli military"...is there any way you could spend a tiny fraction of the license feel trying to find out? I used Google...it took about ten minutes.
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Day one of my new job as head of car parking at Cheltenham racecourse seemed to go very well generally speaking.
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If we are forcing people to go back to work and risk their lives to save businesses like Caffe Nero then shouldn't they have paid at least some corporation tax here since 2007? Maybe people could get their coffee from the little shop down the road while working from home?
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It's the 1st day proper of the 50th year of the World Series of Poker. I am missing it a bit and I don't have a dice table near my home so to get in the mood I burnt two fifty pound notes before eating a breakfast of 2000 calories involving cake, pancakes and chocolate.
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@Channel4News
Ask him 10 questions from the guidelines and issue him a spot fine for each he gets wrong.
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Arnold Palmer's funeral..respectful silence, people reflect on so many moments in a great career. A lone voice shouts "get in the hole".
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As I walked in The Rio I heard a guy talking on the phone...”It’s only $1500 to play and you can win a million”. He made such a convincing case I thought I’d give it a go.
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@vickyford
For a second there I was thinking the starving children were the real victims here. Thanks for helping me realise my mistake.
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@SpittingImage
@BritBox_UK
Blimey, biting satire there attacking the all powerful *checks notes* students.
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If your response to the
@RacingPost
putting the
@Jodavis9
blog on the front page is to moan about the trade paper constantly knocking the sport and not to think that it's a horrifying account of disgusting misogyny that needs exposing then you are definitely part of the problem.
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@RishiSunak
It's a true riches to obscene wealth fairytale. For anyone looking to follow in your footsteps would you put the success down to a private education, working at a hedge fund or marrying the daughter of a billionaire?
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Knocked Warnie out of several poker tournaments about ten years ago. I always felt like he thought I was a right wanker. I put that down to his hugely competitive nature and will to win. Looking back it suddenly occurs to me that I probably was a right wanker.
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@alexnunns
I thought members weren't allowed to discuss Gaza in meetings. Should someone tell David Evans?
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@NiaGriffithMP
@PennyMordaunt
People said the Tory leadership contest was wide open but I think it was generally assumed that being in the Labour Party would rule you out.
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Guy in Hills shouting and swearing at FOBT, leaves shop three times to visit the ATM. The fun has clearly stopped. I ask to credit some slips onto the SSBT and get the problem gambling questions. Basing this stuff on size of bets/deposits is clearly nonsense.
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@RacingTV
He added "If he puts his fees up by a tenner a week you won't see us for dust though."
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@RobBurl
If you can't predict that Brendan O'Neill might say something unpredictable and unacceptable then you are not fit to do your job. The reason you book him is that he is good for clicks. This should obviously be his last appearance.
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If I was running a country where parents were having to steal for the survival of their babies I simply wouldn't pay £250m for a billionaire to spend the day trying on his new hat.
A growing number of parents in the UK are resorting to stealing baby formula for their children due to rising costs.
Read the full report from
@TomSkyNews
:
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Confiscate all the yachts of oligarchs worldwide. Crew them with P and O staff and run them as a worker's cooperatives competing directly with P and O on their routes and undercutting them.
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Felt like I saw more of that race Min won in the fog the other month than I did there at Doncaster.
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@RowleyfileRRR
Keep in contact with all nieces, nephews, cousins and old school friends. Never fall out with your in-laws and their family.
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@RacingPost
@LydiaHislop
Really does highlight the desperate need for more racecourse gallops that he has had to resort to this.
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@bbcquestiontime
@officialbarnesy
@thatginamiller
@BBCOne
@bbc5live
30 years of watching it and last week was my final one. I'm tired of your bullshit. It feels quite liberating.
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Looking forward to my next
@LuckOnSunday
appearance now I've suddenly realised you can saywhatyoufuckinglike
@RacingTV
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@CCHQPress
These people just can't stop themselves from lying. Compulsive. Is this what you pay the Aussie all that money for? Is it worth it?
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The important thing that people really need to remember is that however incompetent these people are, and however many people they killed unnecessarily, we were quite dangerously close to all getting free broadband.
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@richardbranson
For me it’s people that use money they’ve saved by not paying their fair share of taxes to buy large parts of the health service.
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I decided to write something about Epsom on Saturday as it annoys me to see people make strategic errors. Those nice people
@SportingLife
were kind enough to publish it...
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It’s day two of my World Series of Poker at home in Ealing. I waited for 42 minutes to let myself into the spare bedroom this morning and I paid the Mrs £25 to wear some tight shorts and bring me a burger and a milkshake in a brown paper bag with my name on to my desk for lunch.
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Rishi Sunak says it's 'immoral' to borrow money to fund the welfare state. He didn't have any issue borrowing to spend £12.5bn on PPE, from the tiny limited companies of dozens of Tory donors, much of which didn't work. Politics is about choices. They choose to let people starve.
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I am staggered that some people think sending in your P60, company accounts, bank statements and other sensitive confidential information just to have a bet will be absolutely fine when journalists are routinely being shown things like this...
On the subject of tipsters...I was shown a screenshot of the customer management page for a tipster who charges punters for his betting advice.
The guy had a stake factor of 6, meaning he was so bad he was permitted to bet six times what other customers could.
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A lot of sense being spoken
@RacingTV
by Steve Mellish right now. Most of the afternoon spent listening to people putting their head in the sand and refusing to accept the findings. Clip that one up guys.
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On closing my Surrey Racing account Mervyn phoned me and declared that the each-way bet I'd placed on the Women's High Jump in the 2000 Olympics was undoubtedly the most disgusting bet any punter had offered them. I was quite proud of that.
Very sorry to hear about the passing of canny, clever, good humoured, & kind bookie Mervyn Wilson. Mervyn wasnt just successful buying & selling shops but also well ahead of his time, on the move, finding offshore-moves, & in selling Surrey Racing to Skybet. RIP THE CHEEKY BOOKIE
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The criminals now know that a) Pietersen is out for the day and b) He's left his valuable watch and ring at home.
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@GaryLineker
I know people like saying that but Labour are ahead in most polls recently, not that the truth matters anymore.
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So tempted to pop out and queue for petrol for a couple of hours and just miss the beginning of the golf. Luckily I remembered I haven't had a car for 25 years.
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They stick a microphone up some ladies nose and demand she reveals what she’s backed. How pointless is this I think, what does it add? She names my two selections. How astute I think, I nod, excellent television.
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@George_Osborne
Just checking the website Gideon, it says that the Chancellor of the Exchequer is the government's chief finance minister responsible for public spending across the UK and overall responsibility for HM Treasury. Has it changed since your day then?
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"He just can't do it anymore", "The modern players are just better than him", "He's too old", "He just doesn't have it in him to win another Major". I've suddenly decided to late reg the
@SkyPoker
Sunday Major for some reason.
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"I'm not going to give you a deadline right now because I've been forbidden from announcing any more targets..." I don't get it. I thought you were the Prime Minister? Don't you make the decisions? Who forbids you I wonder?
#borisfail
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Somehow I’ve stumbled into the final of the
@SkyPoker
Manchester Grand Final despite never being much over average. It’s £25,000 for 1st but this lot look like a tough bunch so I’ll just attempt to improve on the £3400 I’ve locked up for now.
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Yesterday I got the very sad news that Kelvin died in his home on Wednesday. He was an absolute legend who was massively kind to me at a very difficult time and he changed the course of my life. So glad I got to spend time with him recently. I'll miss you pal.
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Rishi Sunak says it's 'immoral' to borrow money to fund the welfare state. Seems very happy to borrow money to increase our stockpile of nuclear warheads to 260 despite this was not in his manifesto. Politics is about choices and they choose to let people starve.
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Popped in the supermarket on the way home. Was allowed all my chosen purchases without restriction. They didn’t even phone up.
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@andyburnhammp
Thanks for clarifying Andy. These people are such liars. A spiteful and hateful man.
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@LOS_Fisher
@timothy_stanley
Next week
@RoryStewartUK
visits Parkhurst with two grams of charlie stuffed up his arsehole as the Tory leadership race hots up.
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It’s very easy to figure out if this is the right time to table a motion of no confidence in the government. Not only do the people suggesting it hate, more than anything, the idea of a Labour government, but they have also been constantly wrong about everything for three years.
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@Joey7Barton
@Camclaret1Calum
Calm down mate, we're talking about a tenner minimum wage, get rid of the food banks, end homelessness and make the super rich pay a bit of tax. Nobody mentioned gulags.
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Have to confess I've had a little cry while watching this
#SPOTY
Some amazing memories but mostly just the massive achievements of
#CaptainTom
and
#MarcusRashord
and the thought that everything they have done has been cancelled out 100 times by this corrupt, rancid government.
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@ShehabKhan
Maybe they should spend £2m trying to find out which anonymous source called the resigning councillors "fleas".
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@VictoriaCoren
@PalladiumPanto
You saw it this afternoon? Does that mean "It's behind you!"?
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I’ve gained a few followers recently so just thought I’d mention that Saturday is a massively big day of sport and gambling for me so you’ll see a lot of RTs on those lines. Shouting into the void about the demise of civilisation will resume later.
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Just going to knock my first door in Crawley, my eighth constituency of the campaign. I feel a bit like Charles Bronson making his mark to dig a new tunnel in The Great Escape.
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@jessicaelgot
@siennamarla
If I was worried about my legal fees being £2m a year I simply wouldn't settle for £600,000 any legal cases that I was being advised by lawyers I was paying a lot of money to that I would probably win.
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Have to take my hat off to Ascot for the accurate going reports, great communication on the subject, not watering too much and giving punters good to firm ground which no fair-minded participant could complain about…
Good to Firm for the final day of Royal Ascot 2024. Watered 4mm Straight & 3mm Round Course overnight.
Forecast generally dry & sunny, a light shower is possible.
£1.9m prize money inc £1m Group 1 Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee Stakes.
SOLD OUT crowd with around 66,000 expected.
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Given that almost 40% of people claiming Universal Credit are in work the system simply encourages companies to underpay their workers. Supermarkets, multi-national fast food joints and well known coffee shop brands. These are the real scroungers.
#universalcredit
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If anyone that owes me money wants to stop by and say hello I’m in the Pavillion on green 212. If anyone I owe is thinking of coming, don’t bother, these tables break pretty quickly.
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"Forced to..." Nobody is forcing you. Just leave it FFS.
🗣 “We've had a lot less rain than some were predicting”
Ascot could be forced to water course after change in forecast
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He's an anti-semite and an Islamophobe who leads an increasingly authoritarian, anti-democratic, anti-immigrant government which is allied to the far right. The regime is often accused of cronyism and corruption. I'm quite surprised Victor Orban wants to visit him to be honest.
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@BBCPolitics
@michaelgove
@tom_watson
@TheIndGroup
@heidiallen75
@lucianaberger
@Kevin_Maguire
They don't have a party a leader or any policies but they have two representatives while MPs that support Jeremy Corbyn and the 13 million people that voted for him in 2017 have zero. We can see what you are doing
@BBCPolitics
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Lots of good players in that final so I focused on letting them knock each other out until there were only two of us left. We chopped it and Andy took the trophy. Not a bad weekend really thanks to Doug
@235PokerLounge
from all
@SkyPoker
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The Stamp Duty freeze was rushed through last July with no discussion. Apparently fuelling a huge rise in property prices was essential, despite the cost of £5bn. Keeping the £20 Universal Credit uplift costs £6bn. Politics is about choices and they choose to starve people.
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Did a brisk half marathon round the betting shops of Ealing this morning. Didn’t get a medal but hopefully it will raise some money for a good cause.
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27,000 steps and four batches of rememberer to vote leaflets posted in Kensington. Two 100 flat blocks no lifts. They had me walking past the base of the tower so I was blubbing away for the last bit. Can we please get these vicious, callous, cruel Tory bastards out.
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Just sat down in my first World Series of Poker event for this year. It’s $1500 NLH 6-max. If you were here for the destruction of global capitalism stuff I realise that seems confusing. Apologies.
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It's really not fair to say that all successful Conservative candidates from 2019 have turned out to be liars and cheats. Some of them are rapists and paedophiles.
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Flicking between Sky and the BBC and it's like they've been challenged to pick guests who could induce me to smash the television.
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The best ever episode of Minder "Sorry Pal, Wrong Number" just starting on ITV4 120. Arthur starts a horse tipping site from a suite of offices that were handy for public transport with the help of the legendary JJ Mooney. This was not the reason we started
@bettingemporium
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If only people would get a little more upset with people putting shit in our rivers and seas and less upset with people putting washable powder on some stones. If anyone needs locking up it's clearly the bosses of those water companies, not to mention the oil and gas executives.
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Hey
@RacingTV
Any chance you can clip up the bit where the nice lady from York says to
@_tomstanley_
that we won't be watering Good ground because we are mandated to provide Good to Firm ground and I think she used the phrase "summer racing"? I'd like to inject it into my veins.
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