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Good luck @ManUtd tonight …
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@fasc1nate Luckiest man alive … man survived two atomic blasts and still lives to tell the tale. Respect Sir. 🫡
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@CFCNoBias @primevideosport It’s already out. It’s called ‘All FOR Nothing’. Bringing comedy back into football.
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Roy Keane loves United. You can tell. He ripped right into West Ham tonight. I’ve never seen a pundit get that emotional as Keano did tonight. He absolutely loves United through and through. (You can forget about Gary Neville)
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"Why don't you print the money like you did for the Bankers." _Will Self #bbcqt
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Line of duty spoiler alert! H is found #LineofDuty
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Labour politicians can be inspired by how @RichardBurgon handles interviews. Thoroughly impressed. Burgon actually ‘bosses’ the interviews regardless of who interviews him or what the questions are. A fully polished & ‘extremely confident’ performance. That why he’s got my vote.
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@Beatlesjimbo @alanshearer It’s Alan Shearer, James. Don’t expect a balanced reply. I don’t even watch MOTD anymore as weapons like Shearer have ruined it for me.
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@jezzerb1 @DailyMirror Time to leave Earth
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@andyhyslop28 @AlexCTurk No. He’s not sure mate. We just made it up so we can get a reaction out of you. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤡🤡🤡
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@MUNUTD7S @UtdWesleyy Yep. De Gea, Mata or Brüno as Club Captain for me. They deserve it
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We all owe Ole a apology. Players let him down. Players let van Gaal down. Players let Ralf Rangnick down. Players letting Ten Hag down Ole ball was something else. Beating City and Chelsea was easy.
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@savagewrld4real @creepydotorg Her mum is in jail. And for a very long time. 30 years on the register. He got the death penalty. His appeal was overturned.
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@TotalKroos World Population is 7.9 Billion & CR7 has 401 Million followers That’s 19.7% of the world population follows C.Ronaldó (on twitter). That’s absolute GOAT. Just for comparison Méssi has 306 Million followers (on twitter) Some serious GOAT-ing going on there #GodsofFootball 🐐
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@centredevils I love the possessive drive in his language. Barely been 24 hours and he’s describing his team-mates as “my”. That’s a positive. He’s a keeper.
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@gabalicious01 @Gabriele_Corno Cats rarely stumble over the edge. They have superb grip and perfect balance. They also land on their feet. I was genuinely worried about the child. No doubt whoever was recording the footage didn’t feel too worried to intervene. We live in a nation of ‘social media likes’.
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@thedi2302 @hbkeenan @metpoliceuk In the same era that they voted Boris and Brexit in their droves. Can someone see a pattern? There’s something really wrong in the nations psyche. And this is fuelled by politicians & the printed press. To me it’s a agenda of hate and high taxation. We’re fast becoming toxic.
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What I learnt from #Luther ... Don’t take the bus Don’t be a plumber Don’t trust assassins Don’t trust psychiatrists Don’t befriend Ruth Wilson Don’t advertise ‘your services’ Don’t use Gumtree to sell fridges Don’t even open the front door 🚪 Can’t wait for the next series ...
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Absolutely love @LisandrMartinez He IS “The Butcher” 🪓🪓🪓⚒⚒⚒🪓🪓🪓 Proud to have him at the Club. Martinez & Varane best partnership since Rio & Vidič. #CHEMUN
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@_nicroyx Yeah nothing says American as Gillian Anderson. Born in America, to American parents, plays (mostly) American characters on the big screen (usually in) America. That’s some Mandela effect.
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@WiseCapsules @PicturesFoIder There are 2 realities here; 1/ the boy is playing a electric violin. The compressions are accurate. It’s legit 2/ the women is part of the act. She may well be related or a family friend of the boy. Her role is to collect the donations. As you can see the boy is accompanied.
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@titterboy2 @TansuYegen Only police can access the security footage provided their have enough free officers in the first place
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@MourinhoPics He hated the media with a passion especially the Sky Sports post-match interviewers. I still remember that ‘give me respect’ press-conference he did when he was at United. Classic.
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@muleih_peter @GNev2 @ManUtd First loss for Arsenal on SuperSunday
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@MApodogan @PicturesFoIder Security tips: • Always have auto lock-in door • Only have ONE item at a time on display on top of the counter • Return the first item back into the counter before bringing out another one • Remind customers that the shop has cameras • Always cover any items with your hand
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@HamillHimself Let the memés be with you Master Luke.
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@UnitedsUpdate Yep we didn’t even parade the Europa League (and League Cup & Charity Shield) back in 2017 either. United don’t do parades. You must be thinking of Liverpool.
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@beausteph53 @mark_j1979 @Mk2Maverick @deirbhilesdaddy Tricky calling them adults if they’re not behaving like one With a running bill that big surprised the waiters didn’t keep an eye on them went to a restaurant, ordered only a £2.50 cup of tea The waiter kept eyeing my table as if I’ll do a runner. Kept asking if I wanted the bill
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@FightHaven First mistake: taking his top off. Never take clothes off whilst in combat. It obscures your vision & buys your opponent time. Your opponent gets a free hit. Second mistake: He didn’t defend his face (jaws etc.). He kept lowering his arms & fists. Always keep you’re fists up.
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@UTDEmma_ Emma you forget that ‘all the sports channels’ HATE Manchester United such as Sky Sports & Gary Linekar. Hypocrites. Remember when they all blew a gasket when Onana didn’t get sent off Wolves game? Where was their faux outrage when Højlünd & Garnacho had their goals disallowed?
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@NoContextHumans A fight literally over nothing. If you shoulder clip someone or vice versa just the phrase “sorry mate” would have been enough. That’s it. This clip just showed a lot of built up anger & bad energy. Possibly the guy in the Red was on something definite anger management issues.
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@Utd_Forever7 @ManUtd @premierleague He didn’t type this. Be honest brother. I’ve already checked his instagram. Please don’t make up quotes. It’s not helpful. Everyone knows he’s leaving.
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@kt_manuel @_MUFCAlfie @UTDMist The Court dropped the case. They didn’t declare him innocent (or cleared of the accusations). That how things roll in the UK.
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@IconicBlanco United signings: Maguire Mount Antony Donny Sancho I’m gonna leave this here.
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@Joseph10432522 @UtdPlug That’s the sorry bit. In fact the Captain conceded one of those goals whilst Ronaldó scored a hat trick and that’s what hurts. Rangnick not having the guts to swap Captains. In fact I’m not that all impressed with Rangnick. Without Ronaldó, United would have lost that game.
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@PolitlcsUK Is Rishi, Biden’s lapdog? The UK seems to be very desperate to get involved into conflicts. No wonder this country is in a mess.
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Hands up for the brilliant @RLong_Bailey for a brilliant speech on the #bbcqt in #WiganersQuestionTime Fight for Labour Government
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Whose loving @jackwhitehall presenting tonight’s @BRITs Jack you’re doing a amazing job! And massive thanks to @RealHughJackman amazing introduction from #GreatestShowman #BRITAwards #BRITs
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Did Fiona Bruce interrupt and cut off Tracy Brabin but Tory Jake Berry gets uninterrupted airtime like every single Tory does in every show? Tories on the panel get more protection than their political rivals. #bbcqt
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@ajc the fact the school LIED about the injuries and they failed to assist the child. Absolute beyond words. The school should be suspended
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RIP Cathy Ferguson … 😢 @ManUtd
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@DarnellTheGeek @TheFigen_ It’s what I call a ‘standby phone’ (you can by them for £3) they’re imitational, obviously non-functional. It’s clearly not her first rodeo. It does look suspiciously like Brazil. It’s a shame people live like this.
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Saddest day in broadcasting is when Sir Des Lynam retired from the profession. They don’t make them like Des anymore. They were broadcasting stalwarts. You’d switch the channel on, just for the presenting. Nowadays we have … never mind.
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They forgot the word "legendary" Des Lynam 🙌 #BBCFootball #BBCTennis #Wimbledon #CentreCourt100
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Mar-a-Lardo Make America Blubber Again … Vote #Dems in 2024
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Højlund and Amrabat flying in to Old Trafford after rejecting both Liverpool and PSG for the honour to play for the Red Devils.
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@UtdPlug A vast improvement. Not just the results, progression but also player development. Just look at how far Rashford has improved. 30 goals this season.
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@ArseLegend You need to up your game. These questions are gettimg boring. It was alright 10 years ago.
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@UtdDistrict He’s losing it. You can tell he absolutely hates Man United
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@PoliticoForYou Is this a witch-hunt? So what if a celeb is gay?
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@UtdPlug @CasemiroBall It hurts just to see the scar. That’s why Luke Shaw will always have his job for life at United and will always be loved by the fans. @LukeShaw23 #LeftBackLuke
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@RebeccaFront @BBCPolitics I have no time for the Farage, UKIP or Brexit Party. Disgusting behaviour. Imagine if the EU turned their backs on the UK national anthem, Mr Farage would be calling for their heads. These people DO NOT REPRESENT ME.
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@cecil_kelvin @TheShowtimeReds Imagine it. You put all the effort in & score a couple of world class goals and than you have your rubbish defence bend over backwards & concede 5 You’re always guaranteed to lose & concede under Maguire. That’s a cast iron guarantee. In fact he’s conceded in every game
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@mjdaly57 The press was overwhelmingly pro-Conservative & pro-Brexit. And they still are. Corbyn didn’t stand a chance against the plethora of hate. The press will rally around again against Starmer’s Labour. If it was a hung parliament Tories would get back in thanks to coalitions.
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@Jazzie654 Maybe my physics is a bit messed up but how does this jet have TWO shadows in the open sea? Where’s the second light source coming from? Feels like the footage was superimposed from a second source. Photoshop wizardry.
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@UNILAD Lesson here is never accept a AirDrop request. Also phones should have ideally be turned off when taking off. As it’s a AirDrop the frequency would be from a immediate/nearby radius. Which means the culprit is someone on the plane.
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@thesayanneogie @TansuYegen At least you’ll know what time it is
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@UtdWesleyy @B_Fernandes8 Brüno is the Captain now. He decides who comes in at United. Never underestimate Brüno. He bought in Ronaldó. He decides who he wants to play with. Ole loves Brüno.
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Spain blatantly wasting time by falling over and the American referee just plays along. Someone should sack this referee. Referee making sure that England loses the final. I’ve never trusted referees from a place where they still call it ‘soccer’. #ENGESP
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@hans_elanmx @_West_Sydney_ I do not want to imagine that however that suggestion may be a solution to another problem. Buying copious amount of toilet paper is a solution to a problem that currently doesn’t exist.
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@LidzUTD @Mohamed_therad *2 trophies plus a Shield. He’s done far more for United in one season than any other manager has done combined since Sir Alex. Haters will hate. They have a agenda. “He’s not playing the United way”. And what Rangnick is? No manager is gonna play the way you want them to
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@TansuYegen Shaky hands was always about to fall. You just knew it would be him.
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@yanautd This is just beautiful. The bromance and respect between Sanch and Rash.
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@MaddMinotaur @Kreated2Destroy Thanos was much nicer. He was evil but merciful. He only laid off half of humanity.
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@UnitedStorm7 @utdreport Because he’ll fix it for ya.
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@timecaptales @creepydotorg Wishing her well, and well done to both the dentition and surgeon for realising this and correcting it.
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@Louis_Hawkins_ @lfcrealtalk @ManUtd That didn’t age well 🤣🤣🤣
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@UtdDistrict We don’t need Rice or even Bellingham. We don’t need money merchants like Ronaldó at the club. Either you come to the club to win trophies or you don’t bother coming at all. When I see the wage bill & the very little football we get out of it it’s enough to make a grown man cry
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@CentralTrafford @C345Sam Not sure mate. Nothing ever surprises me in football 🤔😂
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@castlvillageman Bit ironic he had his Australian visa suspended. Same chap who campaigns to turn the UK immigration system to the Australian points-scoring system and even the Australians don’t want him.
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@C345Sam @Reddevil7891 Ralf struggled on the field. We all admit that. His players gave him nothing. Absolutely nothing. His desires to revolutionise the club off-the-field is to be admired. He’s hellbent on changing the clubs mentality He wasn’t the manager we needed, but is the man the club needs.
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@UtdPlug @SPORT1 This is good. His parent club kind of gave permission for him to be sold by stating his valuation last week. Onus is on ETH to buy him for a bargain €20m which I’m sure he will. He’s a extra pair of reliable legs in midfield.
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@UtdWesleyy Because the name on the front of his shirt doesn’t say Manchester United.
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@CNN you're telling me Corey Lewandowski is still on your payroll after attacking the Khans & a female panellist? CNN is losing credibility.
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@UtdDistrict Even though there’s no buy-out clause in his loan agreement, I could see ETH signing him up next season. This guy WANTED to come to United He did a interview a coupe years ago saying how much he loved Old Trafford and how he would want to play here. That’s the characters we need
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@mygibbo @sashasimic Same applies to Manchester. In a way Liverpool and Manchester have more in common than divides them. Not just referring to the football.
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@mistsukii @mhdksafa Do I really have to tell you what the context is?
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@PravG @SkyFootball @GNev2 @Carra23 Jamie is definitely looking for a confrontation. Imagine getting all hard because you’re opponents lost. “Look at me when I’m talking to you”. Jamie Redknapp a rubbish pundit whose a looking for a reaction @SkySports
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@mcfcziyad He’s won more than you. Are you still jobless?
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@BladeoftheS The UK is a fraction of the size of China yet they need 43 years and nearly £1Trillion to build HS2. The whole project is subject to ridicule. This HS2 is being deliberately mismanaged to boost profits.
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@skepticalsheila @fasc1nate Now that’s genuis.
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@Gl3nny5705 @paulloli @implausibleblog Man trying to justify animal cruelty. You gave your view and now your backtracking. Bio reads: ‘Non-partisan, Escaped Little Englander with a humour and view’ Animal cruelty isn’t funny neither is your comments. W⚓️
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Fiona Bruce is the worst biased host of @bbcquestiontime How many times does Fiona Bruce cancelled out @campbellclaret ? Why does Fiona Bruce always ask for Tory voters in the audience? How about asking for Labour voters just for balance? Same Tory audience plants. Worst host
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@Shayor19 @InternetH0F We’re all still think we live in 2000’s
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@LeftWingSociety The f^^^? Rashford was benched and he didn’t put a foot wrong. The referee denied England several penalty claims. The French played dirty and Kane squandered a second penalty. So how is the fault of a Rashford who was a substitute?
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@UnitedStandMUFC They can keep him. We’ll even drive him to the Etihad. He won’t be missed.
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@UtdWesleyy So it was the Fridge versus JLingz? Goodness gracious me. If this is true. Totally shocked. If I was the manager, I would sell both of them in a heartbeat.
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Absolutely enjoying the Celeb #Gogglebox with Jeremy Corbyn and Liam Gallagher. Genius. Well done @C4Gogglebox @Channel4 #StandUpToCancer
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@BackIndeed Worst commentator bar none. Felt like she had a vendetta. She would make sniping remarks against the United players but praise Forest. When Martiál scored she went quiet for 5 minutes. Couldn’t accept the fact United was ahead. Sometimes I feel like cancelling SkySports
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@CureBore @NoCapFights He’s 34??????? My grandad who was 90 looked younger than him. No way is he 34 years of age? Brazil police justice is poor. They let him go. Give them a cock and ball story and they’ll release the suspect.
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The difference between Sheikh Jassim and Sir Jim (correct dimensions). Difference comparative to wealth. @ManUtd
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@chocolate2122 @Imposter_Edits Not according to that shifty cop you can’t. But according to the law you should be able to record. He said the recording was ‘interfering’.
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@TooManyEmmas That project needs to be scrubbed as a sign of respect. I certainly wouldn’t watch Rust if it ever was screened.
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@VisYmat @TheAnfieldBuzz THAT was the signal we was looking for.
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@Asensii20 @DeadlineDayLive Are you allowed to play in Europe and in Copa America? Than England should try to play in North America, than may just actually win something 😂😂😂
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@Sebmeister
Sebster™🇾🇪
2 years
@UtdPlug The only man that should have been interim manager after Ole. Instead they appointed Ralf Rangnick.
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@Sebmeister
Sebster™🇾🇪
3 years
@zaralarsson Well said Zara. The grammar police are seem to be out. I had to block one idiot who incorrectly tried to correct me.
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