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The utter devastation in this fellas eyes over the Pretty green eyes song haha
Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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Makes you think
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Love how Gordon and Foden are running this game and you know 50p head Rashford starts ahead of both for England hahaha
Constant love in for cole palmer earlier including ballon d'or talk, and yet the real young English player having a hell of a season is...
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@MirrorFootball
If Richard keys didn't want the Saudis taking over NUFC he should have bought the club himself
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Lad at work has just turned to me and said "Have you seen the queue at the ground for tomorrow?"
I've just laughed in his face and shook my head
Hahahahahaha
EXCLUSIVE 🎥: It’s 7pm and over 12 hours until release but Newcastle United fans are already queuing right around St James Park to become one of the 1st to buy the new Adidas Home kit
#NUFC
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Have the English not upset the Irish enough?
Steve Bruce new favourite to be Ireland manager as odds tumble
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@Thegeordiefaith
@NUFC
Hahahahahahaahahaha as if you and over 50 other people believe that I kept him off to watch that fucking give me strength
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When even old Mike Ashley mouthpiece Samuel is speaking up about rule changes you know something is up
FFP is not to stop another Portsmouth
It's to stop another Man City taking the slice if the pie
Always has been
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That's not acceptable by
@NUFC
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@SkySportsPL
employee
@GNev2
As
@ManCity
now sit 15 points clear and unbeaten in 20 games
Aye proper competitive
You reap what you sow
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I find it odd Tommy Robinson and KT Hopkins are reinstated on here after Musks meeting with Tiny Rishi
Almost as they've been brought back to fill column inches and deflect away from the shitshow that is our government
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Fuck it I'll say what everyone is riddling about
#NUFC
The owners have aligned themselves with podcasters and those that are "friendly" with correspondences for the club
And somehow are getting tickets for not only home games but away and European games e
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Not to start a negative argument pre game but after the Luton and Forest games Howe said he was gonna start being ruthless
He's literally played his favourites since
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One of these days Delle Alli is gonna get sparked clean out on the pitch
It'll be a glorious site and Twitter will meltdown
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Eric five Hag
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@BeardedGenius
Halcyon days of terrestrial coverage and away goals jeopardy linked with sheer strength of certain teams means its quite predictable until quarter's
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Dropped points vs Forest, Bournemouth and Luton
On top of the pathetic performances against Brighton and Man Utd
That's the fucking problem not a hungover City team vs a jammy man u side
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Called Forest and Clattenburg embarrassing for joining up as a referee analyst but peddles a line of ignoring hype for a woman beating rapist
OK Adam we see ya
NEW: Just had an hour with Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who has said INEOS will be taking a fresh decision on Mason Greenwood's future this summer. He said they want to "understand the facts, not the hype" but take a call in line with the club's values.
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I cant believe how this tweet manages to get worse and worse in each pic
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I know every fanbase has knackers but fucking LOL at this divvy
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My belated Christmas gift to you all
Please save for future use
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Aye said exactly the same mate
Looking forward it to being 8:15pm on Sunday night or some other fucking lifting time that causes a logistical nightmare.
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What Peter Beardsley did was unforgivable
I mean look at this
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Fucking wonderful seeing Ronaldo cry again wasn't it
Nah but seriously fuck him he's a egotistical rapist and I hope the French end his career
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“I have to say.. I think Scotland have impressed me the most this week.”
Sir Alex Ferguson enjoying himself with Scotland fans out in Germany ahead of tonight’s big game! 👏🏴
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Can't lie it's giving me PES nostalgic memories
@MailSport
and now the Tyneside Bonesawers are free to sign any (those without a conscience just like the FA itself these days, i.e. Ronaldo or Hendo) player owned by PIF/Mr Bone Saw.
#SportWashing
at its worst.
Howe on this and FA’s dodgy loan decision: “I have not given it much thought”
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Roy Keane absolutely bodying the "Out of the cup, concentrate on the league" apologists
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Hahahahaha
"It's embarrassing. It's a disgrace. That's what it is, a disgrace."
Mikel Arteta is NOT happy with the decisions that went against Arsenal in their defeat to Newcastle 😠
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Me at 3:02pm on Saturday
"I haven't got the power you have Tripps"
Yanited
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I wonder why Tim Sherwood hasn't had another management job since 2015?
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Community notes on NUFC Creeps is just another evolution of the day on Newcastle twitter
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So just woke up and we are all in agreement Wayne Ronney is sound as fuck for what he's being investigated for aye?
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Why haven't you just quote tweeted the original?
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Sky sports won't admit it but they fucking hate FFP as much as fans
It's destroyed the madness of the windows and it's transfer shows are basically glorified office meetings about balancing the books
Boring as fuck
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Bellingham geeing up the crowd is a laugh too
He's done fuck all the last 3 games
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Hahaha as if Lee Marshall himself is to blame for the underinvestment of NUFC.
Leave the guy alone man
@WallaceHWilson
@stevewraith
@yoshimuto18
@tfMichael1892
That’s very kind, Wallace. I have family commitments (and will be away until next Tuesday) but I genuinely appreciate the offer. If you have time on Wednesday this week, please feel free to DM if you’d like to meet for a coffee. Cheers.
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Bit harsh to call Eddie Howe an enemy of the state
Happy Birthday to one of our country’s most Solid Patriots 🇬🇧
@TRobinsonNewEra
#EnemyoftheState
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Always hear this take from people who are generally passed the age for military service and who never did it themselves
Although they always add they'd have love to have done
Do you think bringing back Military Service for all 18 year olds would be a good idea to contrast the Woke/Socialist indoctrination present in our education system ?
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Not bad considering we were going to finish bottom getting battered every game and finish with 0 points
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When I said it was a fresh start for nufc I meant it the TL isn't even going to allow these jokers on for the sheer audacity of these scam artists
Genuinely feel for people who believe them at face value
Gobshites the lot but not in the funny way
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And 1 more thing when (if) this takeover is done I don't want to see 1 minute of Sir John Hall fucking happy clapping and giving his opinion. He put
#NUFC
in this mess for last 13 years and counted his money whilst we were relegated twice under the man he sold to
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🚨 Multiple reports coming out that some players on the team weren’t happy with Fagioli’s inclusion as they feel he “snitched” on Sandro Tonali 🇮🇹😳
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People who prefer London to "The North" have never passed the Watford gap
Plus London is a shit hole
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Look what villa fans are tweeting about Gerrard hahahaha fuck off
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At one point I kidnapped me own ma
Got 5 year for that
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