Christopher Jones 🌊💯🧊🐟
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Political junky. 🌊 #ProudDemocrat 💙Part of an amazing family. Antarctic marine scientist 🥶❤️, Ph.D., Stochastic optimist & ambivert. 😌
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@ameliaelizalde
He got off pretty easily... I usually keep a powerful spring-loaded rat trap under my seat. Just in case.
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Not sure anyone sees me on this somewhat miserable platform. If you do, can you give some sort of indication?
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@JoJoFromJerz
Not me... would have loved one last year, but I have zero interest in putting any more money in his pocket.
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@MuellerSheWrote
@malinablue
Which means she'll immediately attack the special prosecutor's office. She might even go after the FBI herself for good measure.
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@Baligubadle1
Still cannot figure out what the U.S. Catholic Bishops are trying to achieve by alienating a huge proportion of Catholics. Would be good for them to clarify exactly what Jesus said about abortion (hint: the same thing he said about LBGTQ).
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@JMeanypants
@ksorbs
To be fair, the world would be a much nicer place if Kevin would just put his junk in a toaster.
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@Scott78173352
@NoLieWithBTC
Precisely... they perjured themselves during their confirmation hearings. There will likely be zero consequences, since apparently perjury doesn't count as a crime anymore.
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This is one that cannot come soon enough!
#TheSupportersMovie
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@ImSpeaking13
@patriottakes
On the other hand, it's awesome to have a list of companies that support democracy so we know who to support.
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@waters_Xrey
@okiemjackson
If they're prepared to kill a neighbor over their political beliefs, that sounds like the definition of a terrorist.
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@donkoclock
@ejeancarroll
The overwhelming majority of Americans are looking forward to
@ejeancarroll
prevailing and justice being served...💙
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@MeidasTouch
It's appalling that CNN referred to
#VonSchitzenpants
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#VonSchitzenpants
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#VonSchitzenpants
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@SomeHart
Wow... it sucks to hear that she was vaxxed and got a breakthrough case, but sadly unsurprising that she picked it up in Sturgis. It's like being bludgeoned by a cautionary tale.
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@IAmPoliticsGirl
@MalcolmNance
The reality is that a sizeable proportion are so deep in the MAGAt cult that he could fling poo, and they'd jump at the chance to get it all over themselves. It's just weird.
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@JoJoFromJerz
He's universally despised by humanity. I'm convinced the only reason anyone votes for him is to own the libs.
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@MuellerSheWrote
There's plenty of land in Belarus and Russia... Tons of white people. No Mexicans or brown foreigners. "Strong" leaders. WTF are they waiting for? Should be a happy paradise.
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@BlackKnight10k
Next, they'll be snatching away our bleach syringes and pulling the light bulbs out of our rear-ends. When will this madness stop?
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The danger I see here with the appointment of special counsel Jack Smith is our nation's ever dwindling strategic popcorn reserves.
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@MuellerSheWrote
There is so much broken flatware in whatever dining room Trump is currently in.
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However you celebrate the holidays, try and make sure it's with some high fashion coordinates!
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@antifaoperative
I was listening to AM hate radio on the way into work today, and the whole discussion was nothing but the "fact that the teacher who left the door open". Ugh.
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@atrupar
What's the deal with him constantly looking around at the ceiling? Is that where he pasted to his cheat sheets?
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@vodaeau
@MuellerSheWrote
There's been a recent, significant switch from advanced comb-over to standard, obvious toupee. This will get funnier with a tiny bit of assistance from the wind.
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@littledeekay
Spot-on... though anyone who practices the actual teachings of Jesus (i.e. Sermon on the Mount) would in no way be aligned with Christian Nationalism. They're just completely incompatible.
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@SHEsus__Christ
The hell were they thinking was going to happen with posting asinine nazi shit?
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@atrupar
That video clip likely resulted in the greatest loss in humanity's collective IQ in 32 seconds flat.
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@AngelaBelcamino
Anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers have exactly ZERO use in this civilization. The only thing they're accomplishing is keeping the damn pandemic going 🤬
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@MuellerSheWrote
@TheJusticeDept
Could this just be a way to money launder through an unregulated crypto scheme?
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@RonFilipkowski
I contributed to Harris' campaign in the last 24 hours, and I'm sure as hell not a millionare/billionaire.
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Though admittedly delicious, please don't eat octopus if you don't have to...
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@LePapillonBlu2
It's gonna be a production for sure, but it's time for Disney to seriously consider getting out of that godforsaken state.
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@CathyGraphics3
@mmpadellan
I absolutely guarantee he has no idea how to actually ride a bicycle, and couldn't be bothered to learn. Fairly sure he can't drive anything but a golf cart, either.
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@AngelaBelcamino
Our sweet cat, Ron, was rescued from a garbage can as a 2 day old kitten. Now he is the benevolent ruler of our house!
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Twitter is getting worse and worse under the auspices of whoever the hell is running it.
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@allisongill
When puffy, manicured former guy says, "he said he was innocent", you know exactly what that means.
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@CathyGraphics2
@Conservativeind
@MeidasTouch
The MeidasTouch brothers are a genuine national treasure...
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@JoJoFromJerz
Sure, he's obscenely wealthy, but now he now officially has his republican bona fides. Ugh...
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@JoJoFromJerz
It would be so healing for the United States not to ever hear MTG's voice, or see her face again .
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@Healthyfairy86
@Timcast
Because it forces Tim to ask himself tough questions about his latent feelings.
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@FeistyPK2
If refusing to get vaxxed or wear masks, then getting infected, being intubated, telling people to get vaxxed before dying means owning this lib... it's a solid 10.
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So thankful that this my governor, as opposed to pudding fingers...
Turns out, bigoted policies have consequences.
That's 2,000+ jobs that will be welcomed back with open arms to the Golden State.
Thank you for doing the right thing,
@Disney
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@Acyn
We as a nation are gonna have to come to terms with the emerging popcorn apocalypse... currently scheduled for Friday the 25th day of August, 2023.
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@Leslieoo7
@ksorbs
I think he may be the last person in this country who hasn't been able to find work.
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@FridaGhitis
This is so horrific, and I fear will continue courtesy of right wing media and Republicans consistently downplaying what these officers had to endure. Have even the police unions stepped up to support the Capitol Police in any tangible way?
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It has yet to be determined if he'll include this in his beloved NFT card collection.
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We who appreciate the contemporary progressive calculus need to be increasingly aware of our nation's fragile popcorn reserves
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I don't think the is 100% real, but it's 100% funny as hell!
Trump's spellbinding announcement speech held the crowd in rapt attention:
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@jasonselvig
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If he indeed does "see you again", perhaps he can assist you in getting to the bottom of how Tomi feels about Trump losing the election.
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@rudepundit
I have a neighbor who's had a "45" on their hillside in ~7' wood letters for the past year. Last month the letters fell over and haven't been picked up. I suspect dry rot is setting in.
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@glennkirschner2
The issue is that there are zero consequences for blatent Supreme Court conflicts of interest. Justice apparently doesn't matter at that level.
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Georgia... we need you now more than ever!
In case you don't know the assignment, if we reelect Senator Warnock, we keep the Senate in 2024 too. It's that straightforward.
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@Acosta
PLEASE make this happen, Rep. Thompson. He will literally need to be dragged kicking and screaming "witch hunt!!!" to appear before this commission.
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We're seriously living in a time where pointless right-wing horseshit overtakes actual threats to our humanity.
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@RonFilipkowski
Giuliani will undoubtedly ensure things proceed smoothly in the War Room while Bannon is in the hoosegow with Navarro.
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Here's my backyard moon this evening. It's neither full nor bloody, but still has my respect.
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@MayoIsSpicyy
What's mind boggling is that they're literally everything against what Jesus actually stood for.
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This cannot possibly be more relevant. And classic.
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@davidmweissman
I can't believe there was a time, just a bit over a year ago, when I thought he was an enigmatic, brilliant individual. It's amazing how quickly he revealed himself as just a selfish, entitled, rich douchespray.
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Yep... checks out.
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@ericgarland
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This seems kind of significant and not at all an "alternative fact."
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@atrupar
Sorry... but this guy doesn't have nearly enough flags in his background to take his choice seriously in any way.
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@RonFilipkowski
Truly bizarre... if he wants to dictate to private companies who their ad dollars go to, he might as well make a call to nationalize the companies so that the government can control the means of production. Where have I heard that before?
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@LePapillonBlu2
Unless somebody gives their complete and total fealty to Trump, they'll hate you and lose their shit. No matter who you are. Cults are like that.
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This specific stance represents a supernova of dipshittery.
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@smc429
It was a simpler time... When music meant something, and we all knew who would be victorious in the fight between vampires and werewolves.
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I agree here... If there was an indictment, this country would face an unprecedented mess after the massive celebrations. Who's gonna clean all that up?
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@RonFilipkowski
They're really and truly NOT coming after all of us. Just those that commit crimes.
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@RonFilipkowski
No surprises there. The next debate will be whether Trump's better than the father, the son and, the holy spirit.
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An astonishingly ridiculous video that offers no plan and literally says nothing. Way to go Kev...
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@LePapillonBlu2
Absolutely... the MAGAts will whine and whinge, a few will commit acts of violence and get arrested, then the country can finally start closing the chapter on this evil chucklefuck and his dipshit cult.
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The house voting to elect McCarthy as speaker is getting more and more like the house voting to overturn Obamacare.
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I'm so impressed by the bravery of the protesters in dictatorships such as China and Iran. It's well past time for the Russian people to seriously step up and demand an end to the incomprehensible war against Ukraine.
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@RoArquette
@kenolin1
Love Colbert's description of him as a "thumb pressed into some teeth".
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@krissti699
@cmlambert57
The question is (in my opinion) how many copies of top secret documents did he make, and where are they now...
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My beloved followers... PLEASE make sure you vote. I would prefer you vote blue up and down the ballot... but more importantly, just vote 🗳💯🙏
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@lawofruby
"Big, strong men with tears in thier eyes told me it was fair and accurate information "
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@RepSwalwell
@GOPLeader
He should appreciate this! Poor Kevin is keenly aware that nobody takes seriously, nor pays much attention to what he says anyway.
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Katie will make an awesome progressive senator! 💯🤩
HOLY SHIT! Katie Porter has announced she is running for Senate!
Smash the ❤️ if you’d support her!
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@littledeekay
I heard the results from trials that Pfizer and Moderna are now undertaking to determine their vax efficacy against the new variant will be concluded in two weeks. Seems like we have a new norm.
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