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Maybe America will be allowed conjugal visits with him.
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And Pastor, if you talk like that, and an offended person punches you in the face, and I’m on the jury, whoever hit you is going to go free.
A pastor laments women wearing shorts, then says:
"If you dress like that & you get raped & I'm on the jury, he's going to go free...because a man's a man."
@reachjulieroys
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Unless the motorcade is leading Trump’s hearse, I’m not interested.
Is this really necessary? He's not president anymore
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I don’t know about you, but I’d settle for Trump dying in a State prison.
Fox's Mark Levin: "President Trump is 76 years old. If the Department of Justice gets its way, he will die in federal prison." (2023)
@BadFoxGraphics
,
@brianstelter
.
Fact-check: Donald Trump is 77.
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Clarence Thomas: “It’s getting to be so bad that a Supreme Court justice can’t even be corrupt without it adversely affecting his reputation.”
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I’ll accept Trump being buried at Arlington Cemetery, so long as it can be today.
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Kudos to whoever is dressing Trump in shirts bearing his name and city, in case he wanders off without supervision - though since he's out on bail, a GPS ankle monitor may be more appropriate.
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Air Wardens
What do you even call these?
“The Adjudicated Rapists”
“The Herpetic Clodhoppers”
“The Suckers Born Every Minutes”
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Sorry, but I’m gonna need to see some proof.
Casey on Ron: “He is literally willing to put himself in front of a freight train to stand up for people.”
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Sure, Trump would be fighting for our freedom, but for his bone spurs, narcissism, and cowardice.
This is so incredibly insulting ⤵️
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I’m not condoning violence, or not necessarily, anyway; but how can it be that no one has yet beaten the shit out of Stephen Miller?
Stephen Miller announces he has sent a “warning letter” to 200 law schools warning them not to circumvent the SCOTUS decision: “If they try to violate, bypass, circumvent, subvert or otherwise program around that ruling, we are going to take them to court!”
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If Trump is really so godlike, what’s taking Him so long to die for our sins?
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Heavens to Betsy! What is the world coming to when a criminal defendant on trial for multiple felonies has to be in the courtroom?
Alan Dershowitz: They are trying to keep him in the courtroom against his will and preventing him from campaigning.
The government, the prosecution has no right to keep him in the courtroom.
@Acyn
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🤔 Do “normal people” wear bizarre toupees and paint their face orange?
Miller: When you look at these radical left women’s marches… you see people with purple hair and pink hair and a thousand face piercings and horrendous tattoos and bizarre outfits. You don’t see normal people.. people who build communities and pay taxes
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We can never know how much happier and more secure the world would be today if Fred and Mary Anne Trump had loved their son, Donald, even just a little bit.
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Although I don’t speak Asshole, I’m pretty sure those aren’t pronouns in any language.
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If Trump is truly the Messiah, what the heck is taking him so long to die for our sins?
Flashback
Trump: “I’m the chosen one.”
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Because the world would be over?
Trump: Every world problem would not exist if I were President right now.
@AdamParkhomenko
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What a great opportunity for
@KristiNoem
to get advice from
@ksorbs
on how to manage the pending abrupt loss of her career and her inevitable unemployability.
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It’s all fun and games until someone gets their head shut off.
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Ted Nugent dissing The Boss is akin to Dr. Oz challenging Dr. Fauci to a debate on infectious disease.
imagine how much it hurts Bruce Springsteen to be called a name by Ted Nugent
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If convicted, Rudy plans to request he be allowed to serve his time at the Danbury Total Landscaping Federal Correctional Institution.
Rudy Giuliani will likely be BROKE by the end of 2023, and quite possibly in PRISON by the end of 2024.
Works for me — how about you?
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Benedict Arnold fought in the Revolutionary War for George Washington’s Continental army before committing treason.
Tucker says it ridiculous that people call him a shill for Putin and a traitor because “my relatives fought in the Revolutionary War. I’m as American as you could be.”
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Looks like Donald Trump has identified a new slush fund to finance his legal defenses: the RNC.
Nepo baby. Trump has endorsed his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, for RNC Co-Chair. He calls her “very talented”. It looks like all of her ass kissing finally paid off.
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Sure. Since Trump accomplished nothing on behalf of the American people while in the the White House, there’s no reason to believe he couldn’t do the same from prison.
Fox News reassures its viewers that Trump can “be president from jail if he has to”.
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Maybe I’m too picky; but I prefer coherence in a leader of the free world.
Wow — Trump is either heavily medicated, high on drugs, or suffering from dementia here. What’s your guess?
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A bit self-serving; isn’t it?
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If you think forcing Trump to sit in a courtroom is cruel,
@LaraLeaTrump
, wait till you see what his cellmate forces him to do.
Lara Trump: They’re forcing Trump to sit in a courtroom.. for what? They claim a bookkeeping error. Really?! To recoup $130k.
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Well, if he’s “not stupid,” then no one is.
"The Chinese tryin' to veto Trump out of office,... We're not STUPID."
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@SusanSarandon
@TulsiGabbard
Hey,
@SusanSarandon
,
@realDonaldTrump
asked me to convey his thanks to you for your support in continuing to prop up an alternative to whoever will be the Democratic candidate.
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Dementia is winning.
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If Trump is really the “new Moses,” let’s stick him in a basket and set him adrift on a river.
Actor Jim Caviezel on Trump: “He’s the new Moses.”
It's a cult.
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Nothing shouts
dedicated medical professional louder than ranting while holding two semi-automatic weapons.
Ronny Jackson is a drug dealer and domestic terrorist. He’s the Cartel Fox warns their audience about.
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The
@CNN
anchor was wrong in calling your daddy a piece of shit,
@EricTrump
. He’s actually a truckload of shit.
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We need safer ways for young men to cope with their fear of their own latent homosexuality.
We need to protect young kids from republican violence and hatred. Kids should be able to wear what they want without being attacked. This is what the GOP and Trump are encouraging. This isn't the America that I want. Do you?!
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Heads-up,
@RepRalphNorman
, come November, you’ll find out exactly what women care about.
GOP Rep. Norman says women don’t care that Republicans are taking away their reproductive freedom, including IVF
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This just in: Trump lawyer admits she knows no ethical Americans.
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And his wife, Mercedes, will back him up on that.
Trump insists he’s not cognitively impaired because he took a “very tough” test that included pictures of a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and a shark and could identify which one was a lion
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MAGA has converted Donald Trump into something akin to a fetish object.
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Quoting the Ghostbusters, if Trump loses his case, there’ll be “fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from their graves, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!”
Trump says all businesses in NY will leave the state if he loses his case.
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Finally, Nikki Haley takes a concrete position: If elected, she will pardon all federal prisoners who are 80 years old or over.
Wow. Nikki Haley just went full MAGA, saying she’d pardon Trump and she doesn’t even care if Trump is guilty or not: “It’s not about guilt or innocence.”
She says you can’t have an “80 year old sitting in jail.”
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@mmfa
"The president's a fighter," says Sarah Sanders after Donald "Rambo" Trump, ignoring the pain from bone spurs that prevented him from fighting for his country when drafted, courageously picked a fight with a dead patriot.
"The president's a fighter": Sarah Sanders and a Fox News anchor defend Trump's behavior after he said Rep. John Dingell is in hell
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The often unacknowledged Achilles heel of democracy is that a significant percentage of the electorate may not be competent to make an informed electoral choice.
This MAGA moron believes Trump is still president, Biden is dead and an “actor” is sitting in the Oval Office.
These people vote. We’re so screwd.
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We finally found one person who’s not better off today than he was 4 years ago.
If you can’t secure a $464M bond, not only are you not a billionaire, you have no billionaire friends, and no bank will touch you because you’re bad at business.
Donald is broke, inept, and friendless.
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Ashli Babbit committed suicide by cop.
Again, Donald Trump killed Ashli Babbit.
Facebook's long tolerance of QAnon conspiracy twaddle killed Ashli Babbit.
Fox News endlessly trumpeting the Big Lie of a stolen election killed Ashli Babbit.
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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Yes, but as usual, no kissing on the fish mouth.
Trump sells 20 minute private encounters with Kim Guilfoyle to raise money for legal defense.
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I can live with that.
If the Republicans don’t rescue Trump from his own repulsive stupidity he’s going to destroy their political party.
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Next thing you know, women will be driving cars and working outside the home even once married.
It’s the year 2024 and the this old white guy just assumes this pilot is a flight attendant because she’s a women. When I say sexism is built in, this is what I mean.
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We often fail to appreciate how much worse Jan 6 might have been had Trump‘s cultist followers not been complete imbeciles.
Garret Miller was wearing a T-shirt that said, “I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021,” when he was arrested on charges he stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.
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Wow! Abraham Lincoln is even more impressive now that we know he managed to sign the Declaration of Independence 33 years before he was born.
Trump endorsed OH Senate candidate Bernie Moreno at Trump rally today says when they get to Heaven they will get to meet the 55 men who signed the Declaration of Independence, including James Madison and Abraham Lincoln.
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Of course the secret GOP witness with exclusive possession of all the incriminating evidence against Biden has died. After all, fictional characters are particularly vulnerable to such timely deaths.
Uh oh! Rudy Giuliani says the GOP witness who had all the information regarding their fake Biden bribery scheme has died.
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Yes, very strong language, yet very weak mind.
AOC’s Republican opponent claims that kids are getting sick more now because their immune systems have been destroyed by wearing masks during the pandemic. (Very strong language)
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As a principal conduit to Donald Trump, Kushner’s nickname should be “Sphincter.”
What's the first thing you think of when you see Jared Kushner?
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If Matt Gaetz can be investigated by the House Ethics Committee, it means none of us are safe if we’re elected to Congress and then commit rape. 😱
Breaking on CNN: Sources say the house ethics committee investigating Republican Matt Gaetz of Florida has reached out to the U.S. Justice department and to a woman with whom the congressman allegedly had sexual relations when she was 17 years old.
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Wow! The bicyclist who called MTG a fascist must have been moving very fast. Otherwise, he would have had time to call her a fascist piece of shit.
Marjorie Taylor Greene complained that someone rode by on their bicycle outside the courtroom and called her a fascist.
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A couple who arguably is due a tuition refund.
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In writing “to stupid,” you outed yourself as exactly that.
This the Colorado Supreme Court
They have decided that you are to stupid to decide who is president and have pulled Donald Trump from the ballot
Are they hero’s or should they be tried for treason?
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@kylegriffin1
Humiliating Lt Colonel Vindman by escorting him out of the White House was less about retaliating against him for performing his patriotic duty and more about deterring others from performing their’s. It’s a head on a pike.
"His twin brother Yevgeny Vindman, a National Security Council attorney, was also fired and walked off the White House grounds alongside him."
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If Putin were really dead, the flag flying at Mar-a-Lago would be at half-mast.
There are persistent rumors that Putin is dead, and he hasn’t been seen in public for several days.
Describe in ONE word how you’d feel if Putin was indeed dead. 💀
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Merrick Garland is more invested in avoiding accusations of politicizing DOJ, in the wake of William Barr, than he is in enforcing the law.
DOJ should have prosecuted Trump for federal campaign finance law violations three years ago.
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In fairness, I think that about you,
@realDonaldTrump
, and about every one of your supporters. And Im pretty sure I know others who agree.
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Wait! So, she ate the puppy she shot? I guess that will be in the next revision.
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Now that Trump has awarded himself the Trump golf trophy, it’s all the more surprising that while president he never awarded himself the Presidential Medal of Honor.
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So, Donald Trump has a demented plan to feign dementia? 🤷♂️
Newsmax host claims Donald Trump intentionally confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi: “He said it on purpose, and the fake news fell for it." 🤦♂️🤡
You can’t make this sh*t up.
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If Donald Trump truly is the second coming of the Messiah, what’s taking him so long to die for our sins?
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Only if they awarding the congressional medal of honor at a prison.
Do you think Michael Byrd should be sent to Prison for taking the life of Ashli Babbitt ?
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Think Trump will pay Habba’s legal fees?
Here is the verdict:
$7.3 million in compensatory damages
$11 million in reputation repair program
$65 million in punitive damages
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Begs the question: Is
@SenKatieBritt
an idiot, or does she simply think her constituents are?
🚨BREAKING: Alabama Senator Katie Britt has introduced a bill to prevent illegal immigrants from voting in federal elections.
Do you support this?
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Lara Trump can also thank the former guy for another half million Americans who are not walking around with masks because, due to Trump’s incompetence, reckless indifference, and disinformation, THEY’RE DEAD.
Lara Trump thanks former President Trump for people walking around without masks in Target
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I can’t be the only one who’s not surprised to learn RFK Jr’s mind is toxic.
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Goosebumps? Those are herpes sores.
Brian Glenn: “Every time I see Trump Force One it gives me goosebumps. Unbelievable.”
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“Evangelicalism created a safe harbor for white people who wanted to be counted as Christians without having to accept what ecumenical leaders said were the social obligations demanded by the gospel, especially the imperative to extend civil equality to non-whites.”
D. Hollinger
Trump’s former national security adviser Mike Flynn: “If we are going to have one nation under God which we must, we have to have one religion. One nation under God and one religion under God”
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For that matter, why not move Trump’s trial to Moscow, where the jury pool will ensure his acquittal?
Dersh says Trump’s trial should be moved to Staten Island since people in Manhattan hate Trump.
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And check out this pic of Trump in a full-to-capacity diaper in which he’s also hogging the umbrella to keep his horsehair helmet dry, while exposing Melanoma to the rain. (Note the feigned handholding.)
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Make English becomes language again.
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Sure, Trump‘s suits fit him poorly. But, on the bright side, the trousers are designed to be highly absorbent.
He wears the most pathetic made non fitting suits!
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It’s somewhat surprising the Trump clan isn’t accusing Biden of having paid a porn star to stay silent about their affair.
Lara Trump says Biden is just running for president to avoid going to prison.
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If entering a fast food restaurant makes one a hero, where's my cape?
Jeanine: Donald Trump goes to a Kentucky Fried Chicken or Chick-fil-A. They cheer him. This man is a hero.
@Acyn
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My local computer store has noted an even sharper drop this year in sales of floppy disks.
Duffy: I went to a print shop this week. The printer there told me that they got half the orders that they got last year for Christmas Cards
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