@g_gosden …when we had a strong economy under a Labour government.

@LBC @ShelaghFogarty I loathe this perpetual argument flung by the usual suspects. It should never be an either/or. A G7 country should never have to be making its citizens left in disarray in the first place. But it doesn’t mean not being inhumane to migrants either.

@MichaelYoga79 It’s called awareness, bell end

Poo Fighters

Everything I Do (I Do It Bar Poo)

It is. But having to repeatedly use this line is a problem in itself. The allegations would be much more suited to a Reform MP. It’s pretty grim.

@matthew_drama @JamesFl Nothing gains respect more than neurotic shouting. Utterly batshit. She won’t stop until every child is ankle chained to a library.

So, will the EBU serve Kant or be Kanty? Fun times ahead.

Ich Komme sounds like something that *could* squeak through to the final of Melodifestivalen.

It’s 2025: maligning Melodifestivalen is still not giving you an edge. Shut up.

BABY PULL OUT YOUR ROPE So, so underrated #discokitchen

@IPhillips79 Heavenly!

‘Laika Party’ is a long three minutes. Manages to be cheesy and bland at the same time. The worst.

What Lisa’s saying is not to literally jump into the flames, it’s a metaphor. The lyrics are really clever, you really have to think about them. #totp

RT @churnwell: They need to clone Britain's last surviving working-class comedian.

@theJeremyVine They’re both at fault.

Sorry Manchester Gays, this smug little fucker has grabbed the last vinyl copy of @rosegray_ in the city 🪩

@LBC @Miss_Snuffy …whilst demanding obnoxiously?

@_andrewkerr_ Wanna feel old?…

@_onlyteardrops @Reality_Tim Given it’s kind of an official known now, it would seem inappropriate to make an outlandish announcement.