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7 months
The Caroline Aherne documentary is a much needed reminder of how insatiable and hysterical she was. Endless gags I could recite but I think this might be my favourite: her handling of Bernard Manning in Mrs Merton guise - stunning!
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@DerbysPolice @bbclaurak one for you to completely bypass
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2 years
“It was a work event”
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7 months
@shirlpuzz “We’re not gonna sit in silence” Pity.
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4 years
@kylieminogue how considerate of you to not only unleash this decadent record to a troubled world, you also co-ordinated the vinyl with the sofa. Me and Cynthia the Siamese are #DISCO ready! 💥
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4 years
A shortage of fresh fruit supplies is “very good” for wellbeing. A lag on medical supplies is “very good” for survival. A tariff load on supplies is “very good” for business prospects.
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4 years
BREAKING: Boris Johnson just called No-Deal a "very good option".
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2 months
1997 Mum: “I’m glad Katrina won, you might grow out of it by next year…”
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3 years
I scaled down @Nigella_Lawson ’s Lasagne of Love to about 4 people. Or, 1 gluttonous, carb devotee Northerner. It is beyond exceptional.
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4 years
@GermanAmbUK The UK still wants to use the sauna without paying for the gym membership.
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3 months
@dylanhjm …and don’t get me started on entitled parents who expect their kids to be invited to weddings.
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5 years
@Telegraph @allisonpearson Ring wing journalists desperately trying to find fault with Meghan. WELL I NEVER.
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2 years
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2 months
@EurovisionTom To think Louis Walsh tried to bribe his way in with his vanilla boy band project. Chuffed for Ireland!
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3 years
@AllisonPearson Denying maths as well as science
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1 year
@pearceyp78 @vicderbyshire Everyone I knew who voted leave (unfortunately, it was a lot) did so largely on the idea that it would make us more prosperous. Preposterous, more like.
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2 years
@tpwklydia I’m in the wrong space, man
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1 year
In the wake of the staggering revelation that a 25 year old woman in performing arts isn’t a Conservative voter, at least we now know who those morons are that Graham Norton has to repeatedly remind that you can’t vote for the UK.
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10 months
@shirlpuzz I bet he was insufferably precise when handing out the choreography. “For fucks sake Maxine, you’re out of time again”
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5 years
@Femi_Sorry @bbcquestiontime Don’t like Gardiner usually but this is on point. Reducing her basic BS rhetoric to dust!
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5 years
@KerryAGodliman This is arguably the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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2 years
@NoContextBrits Liam Gallagher: Standing like a pensioner at the garden centre since 1994.
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2 years
Are you OK? You haven’t even touched your Limited Bet Lynch Edition Lindt Bunny.
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3 years
@MoonFix2 I’m perfectly happy for an intelligent, science-led professor, who’s been proven right for the last 12 months, to be a danger to the world.
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2 years
@ShaneBojenko @LBC @SimonCalder @ianpaynesport See also: wanting to cancel your gym membership but still wish to use the facilities
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3 years
@calliebh @BBCPolitics There’s actually no such thing as “illegal crossings”.
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5 years
@seb_ly She just needs a follow-up slide that says “This computer has performed an illegal operation” and the heads of everyone born before 1984 will explode
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5 months
I assume those instantly binning any chance of ‘Dizzy’ winning can also, by contrast, single out a 20 second snippet of ‘1944’ or ‘Amar Pelos Dois?’ that gave them a winning vibe too. Pipe the hell down.
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4 years
@faisalislam “I know what I voted for” See also: “This isn’t the Brexit I voted for”
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2 years
@scottygb In a crisp, RP accent. Exquisite.
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3 years
@LBC @mrjamesob The reason why gay people will feel the need to convert is because of the hostility that still infiltrates society to this day, which this pastor is part of that push to keep homophobia alive and well. Excellent stuff @mrjamesob
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6 years
@grimmers NO! It’s roast potatoes or nothing at all.
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3 years
Michael Portillo suggesting we’ve had a better COVID policy than New Zealand #bbcqt
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2 years
@deryakahh It was 3 minutes of chaos. It lacked structure and narrative.
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16 days
@sturdyAlex @MattBarbet what the GBeebies is going on here then?
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1 year
@EuroTripPodcast This mental wound refuses to heal
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4 years
@MirrorPolitics @KathyBurke She repeatedly retweets doctored, far-right propaganda. Nothing will happen to her, not even will her “tone” be brought into question eh Hancock?
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@sturdyAlex I was once a defender of her but, no, her wild tenuous bashing of Labour and portraying Truss as a misunderstood good egg, she deserves all the criticism. An awful journalist.
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3 years
@Eurovision Euro fandom losing their mind over a 1.5% snippet is a notion I’m in full support of💥
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1 year
@electpoliticsuk @DeltapollUK I’ve seen another poll today with lab pulling further ahead than the previous poll, for context.
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2 years
@runtothehillsz Europe found 24 better songs than Monsters in 3 hours. I can’t find 24 better this century.
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5 years
@eucopresident @mrjamesob Passive aggressiveness at it’s very finest
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4 years
@RussInCheshire Repeat calls from Ann Widdecombe doesn’t count
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6 years
@CalvinHarris I don’t like everything Calvin Harris does, but when a sound starts to become a bit tired, he moves on. Hence why he’s been in the game for over ten years and can still own he best selling single of the year.
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3 years
@politicshome @lewis_goodall The rot is sticking. A slow decline followed by a dramatic collapse is happening and I’m salivating at the prospect.
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6 months
@SamCoatesSky @JoeCookJ Here’s what the people* of Buckingham had to say… *0.01% of disgruntled over 50s on a Monday afternoon.
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5 years
@AudelShirin @rich_greeny @stu_mac1970 @bbcquestiontime @TheoPaphitis If you want to quantify certainty based on what we have and know vs what we have virtually no knowledge of, then yes.
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4 years
@KathleenSharkey @LozzaFox I fail to understand how slouching in your chair, looking visibly bored and eye rolling at audience members can constitute as “brilliant”. It’s problematic to assume all the hate she receives is down to colour, but it’s extremely blinkered to assume otherwise.
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4 years
@ImIncorrigible @BellaSankey @LBC The right relish in playing on the fears of Middle England, at any point 7bil will infiltrate our tiny, precious island. It’s frightening how often @JuliaHB1 is given airtime to spew out such basic, fact-less fodder.
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2 years
@electpoliticsuk Eh? Split the Tory vote in two and galvanise the Labour vote? Cool.
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8 months
@peterwalker99 The Works have pre-ordered several extra rolls of 99p labels
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3 years
@woahbodyform @paulxdesign Some people are out of control
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2 years
@zighazighazigha Call me fickle HOWEVER…
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2 months
@YlivoiMARKnen Juries will *probably* rescue this from 26th. He deserves better.
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6 years
@LucieH20 @profsked She is ensuring Brexit is done fairly and legally but also without the UK taking economical suicide. At least we’re starting to see the true realisation of Brexit which is a false utopia.
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1 year
@EuroTripPodcast Tooji “Stay”. Super slick electro-pop, very on trend for 2012. Let’s not talk about the live vox though…
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3 years
I say this without even a whiff of irony, this is a fucking banger. FIGHT ME #totp #totp1991
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7 months
A shame the Manchesterford-based Golden Girls never took off. Picture it, Weatherfield, 1989.
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6 years
@Lord_Sugar Well of course he’s referring to “puff” as in “...in a puff of smoke” metaphor. But I pity those of you who relish in the off chance he was making a casually homophobic slur.
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4 years
@dmcevoy @britainelects @RedfieldWilton The Tory’s are still on a sort-of probation with those in the red wall etc. It’ll take time but rest assured that is an almighty gap closer in such a short space of time.
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6 months
“Thank you for your non-scientific sample of 37, Tory MP” I ❤️ Victoria Derbyshire #Newsnight
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3 years
@HugoGye @mrjamesob It’s amazing what happens when, y’know, don’t hand a grand initiative to a private company and allow an experienced powerhouse to take control.
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5 years
@TiceRichard Do teachers, doctors, surgeons rely on good old fashioned “can-do spirit” when you strip away their text books, medicines and surgical equipment? Pathetic, basic rhetoric.
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5 years
@Femi_Sorry @bbcquestiontime I would be devastated to live to such an age and have such unbelievably dumbed down opinions about something this lady clearly know virtually nothing about. A classic case of why the public should not have been given this vote.
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3 years
@SunApology The night after the 2019 election where Corbynites rioted their way into Downing Street is still talked about today.
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1 year
@EuroTripPodcast 🇱🇹 Lithuania ✅ Killer vox ✅ Likeable song ✅ Strong diaspora
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2 years
@hahahahry02 @ElectionMapsUK @RedfieldWilton The shortsightedness to defy the hard work and graft he’s done in salvaging the mess left by Corbyn, is just insulting.
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3 years
Gary Neville elegantly summing up the government as an abhorrent cesspit is accompanying my coffee nicely this morning #bbcbreakfast
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1 year
@esc_charts HE waS RoBBeDd!!!1!
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11 months
@garethdore @PolitlcsUK It’s a drunken rant on behalf of an exasperated nation, not a podcast. Lighten up.
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3 months
Hello from Manchesterford! Since the fandom are so hell bent on “authenticity”, I present to you a wonky alternative to Swedens inevitable neat and slick presentation (svt politely declined my proposed design submission)
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My feelings towards Sunak have been on a journey in this campaign - a moderate dislike to visceral loathing in five weeks. California isn’t far enough for this vapid, petulant bastard. #BBCDebate
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3 months
@MuuMuse The Amy docufilm was perfect. This feels entirely unnecessary.
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@shirlpuzz I’ve never wanted to hear someone’s internal voice more
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9 months
JUST GOT TICKETS FOR ROBBIE WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!
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3 years
@lewis_goodall @IanDunt Once we have eventually jigsaw’d our way back to a workable relationship with a (by then) an extended EU, how much time, energy and money would’ve been pissed up the wall in the interest of a facist project?
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3 months
@escxwill I adore Italy but it isn’t giving me the winning itch at all
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Tetchy, combative and petulant. He is dreadful at this. #panorama
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3 years
@copdawoot @MikAlexH @BritainElects …even though Brexit is far from done and will continue to be in the news perpetually.
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3 years
@AidenLeeds @bbceurovision You’ll be livid when you find out how much more money is spent on programmes that yield only a fraction of the amount of viewers of Eurovision.
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1 year
About to add Lithuania on to my list of visits. Also, fuck Brexit. ✈️ 🇱🇹
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3 years
@JasonGroves1 Symptoms are so varied, surely if you’re feeling any sort of generic malaise, you should get tested regardless.
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5 years
@kaneurovision @Eurovision Oh LED screen, so good to have you back in our lives
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3 years
Witnessing Jocelyn lending her exquisite talent to these pathetic no marks is like seeing the most incredible champagne being poured into a plastic beaker #TOTP
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2 years
@AlesiaMichelle Italy but largely due to overzealous San Remo fans propping it up to insane levels. It’s…. fine.
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3 years
@AndrewBrookLdn @147598 You can vote for a party that will tick 5 out of 10 boxes or enable a party that ticks none while also destabilising your democracy. I totally get it.
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2 months
@AlesiaMichelle I agree. This isn’t good “fun”. It’s forced and obnoxious.
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1 year
@saoasflores It’s pathetic. Middle aged men acting like petulant children is the worst.
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4 years
@GeoffNorcott So by definition, you’re suggesting the strict measures they put in place were largely irrelevant? You right-wingers will do anything to malign a successful left wing government.
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5 years
@Telegraph @CamillaTominey Wow Torygraph, you really went there.
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2 years
@OneiroMou Steps would be lucky to get 5 points, never mind 6, 7 or 8.
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1 year
@samiluukela So, what should it be? 40%, 20%? Keep digging our heels in until they go completely/we get the result we prefer? Just to add, I’m really not having a go but fans need to be mindful of what they’re wishing for in the long run…
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2 years
Only a young Tory would channel the look of an estate agent from 1987. Also, the smirk behind him is also all of us. #Newsnight
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4 years
@MXOFO The word “expat” alone makes my piss boil.
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7 months
Job seekers update: I GOT THE JOB. Account managing The North, selling chemical-based products (not class a’s before anyone slips into my DMs). But for now…
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8 months
When the next recruitment consultant inevitably flakes out on me…
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2 months
Counting all the EuroClub transactions from last week
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1 year
@RTE2 I typically knock off about 40% Google Maps ETA for my spindly gay pins.
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8 months
@EuroTripPodcast Sob Sob Sob But what a ride! They’ve been pure joy.
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2 months
Eurovision Mode: Activated
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