The Caroline Aherne documentary is a much needed reminder of how insatiable and hysterical she was. Endless gags I could recite but I think this might be my favourite: her handling of Bernard Manning in Mrs Merton guise - stunning!
@kylieminogue
how considerate of you to not only unleash this decadent record to a troubled world, you also co-ordinated the vinyl with the sofa. Me and Cynthia the Siamese are
#DISCO
ready! 💥
A shortage of fresh fruit supplies is “very good” for wellbeing.
A lag on medical supplies is “very good” for survival.
A tariff load on supplies is “very good” for business prospects.
@pearceyp78
@vicderbyshire
Everyone I knew who voted leave (unfortunately, it was a lot) did so largely on the idea that it would make us more prosperous. Preposterous, more like.
In the wake of the staggering revelation that a 25 year old woman in performing arts isn’t a Conservative voter, at least we now know who those morons are that Graham Norton has to repeatedly remind that you can’t vote for the UK.
@seb_ly
She just needs a follow-up slide that says “This computer has performed an illegal operation” and the heads of everyone born before 1984 will explode
I assume those instantly binning any chance of ‘Dizzy’ winning can also, by contrast, single out a 20 second snippet of ‘1944’ or ‘Amar Pelos Dois?’ that gave them a winning vibe too.
Pipe the hell down.
@LBC
@mrjamesob
The reason why gay people will feel the need to convert is because of the hostility that still infiltrates society to this day, which this pastor is part of that push to keep homophobia alive and well. Excellent stuff
@mrjamesob
@MirrorPolitics
@KathyBurke
She repeatedly retweets doctored, far-right propaganda. Nothing will happen to her, not even will her “tone” be brought into question eh Hancock?
@sturdyAlex
I was once a defender of her but, no, her wild tenuous bashing of Labour and portraying Truss as a misunderstood good egg, she deserves all the criticism.
An awful journalist.
@CalvinHarris
I don’t like everything Calvin Harris does, but when a sound starts to become a bit tired, he moves on. Hence why he’s been in the game for over ten years and can still own he best selling single of the year.
@KathleenSharkey
@LozzaFox
I fail to understand how slouching in your chair, looking visibly bored and eye rolling at audience members can constitute as “brilliant”. It’s problematic to assume all the hate she receives is down to colour, but it’s extremely blinkered to assume otherwise.
@ImIncorrigible
@BellaSankey
@LBC
The right relish in playing on the fears of Middle England, at any point 7bil will infiltrate our tiny, precious island. It’s frightening how often
@JuliaHB1
is given airtime to spew out such basic, fact-less fodder.
@LucieH20
@profsked
She is ensuring Brexit is done fairly and legally but also without the UK taking economical suicide. At least we’re starting to see the true realisation of Brexit which is a false utopia.
@Lord_Sugar
Well of course he’s referring to “puff” as in “...in a puff of smoke” metaphor. But I pity those of you who relish in the off chance he was making a casually homophobic slur.
@dmcevoy
@britainelects
@RedfieldWilton
The Tory’s are still on a sort-of probation with those in the red wall etc. It’ll take time but rest assured that is an almighty gap closer in such a short space of time.
@HugoGye
@mrjamesob
It’s amazing what happens when, y’know, don’t hand a grand initiative to a private company and allow an experienced powerhouse to take control.
@TiceRichard
Do teachers, doctors, surgeons rely on good old fashioned “can-do spirit” when you strip away their text books, medicines and surgical equipment? Pathetic, basic rhetoric.
@Femi_Sorry
@bbcquestiontime
I would be devastated to live to such an age and have such unbelievably dumbed down opinions about something this lady clearly know virtually nothing about. A classic case of why the public should not have been given this vote.
Hello from Manchesterford! Since the fandom are so hell bent on “authenticity”, I present to you a wonky alternative to Swedens inevitable neat and slick presentation (svt politely declined my proposed design submission)
My feelings towards Sunak have been on a journey in this campaign - a moderate dislike to visceral loathing in five weeks. California isn’t far enough for this vapid, petulant bastard.
#BBCDebate
@lewis_goodall
@IanDunt
Once we have eventually jigsaw’d our way back to a workable relationship with a (by then) an extended EU, how much time, energy and money would’ve been pissed up the wall in the interest of a facist project?
@AidenLeeds
@bbceurovision
You’ll be livid when you find out how much more money is spent on programmes that yield only a fraction of the amount of viewers of Eurovision.
Witnessing Jocelyn lending her exquisite talent to these pathetic no marks is like seeing the most incredible champagne being poured into a plastic beaker
#TOTP
@AndrewBrookLdn
@147598
You can vote for a party that will tick 5 out of 10 boxes or enable a party that ticks none while also destabilising your democracy. I totally get it.
@GeoffNorcott
So by definition, you’re suggesting the strict measures they put in place were largely irrelevant?
You right-wingers will do anything to malign a successful left wing government.
@samiluukela
So, what should it be? 40%, 20%? Keep digging our heels in until they go completely/we get the result we prefer? Just to add, I’m
really not having a go but fans need to be mindful of what they’re wishing for in the long run…
Job seekers update:
I GOT THE JOB. Account managing The North, selling chemical-based products (not class a’s before anyone slips into my DMs).
But for now…