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Scott Chaplain

@Scott_Chaplain

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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
1/3 took this video of @luisjgomez on the final night of @SkankfestNYC . This was him all weekend. Making sure fans were safe, comfortable, and happy. You can hang your frail/insincere argument on Louis CK showing up, but the truth is this was a festival grounded in love.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
I saw no ugliness. No industry. No “Oooh did you hear who bombed on their showcase?”. No hate. Just funny. To the haters of @SkankfestNYC , slow down and take the L because this weekend for the first time in a while, Comedy won.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
3 years
Skankfest saved my marriage!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
suck it grown ups!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Do gangs have group chats?
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@luisjgomez
Luis J. Gomez
4 years
#RealAssPodcast gets nice & weird today as we welcome the great @Scott_Chaplain plus @TRossdawg and @PhillipRadio ! Post show @IAmAlexScar joins me & @ImShannonLee as I try & bully @SkankSkanksPod onto the show! It’s shit show! Enjoy! 11am ET @ZacIsNotFunny
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Ending every bad set with “if you count the legal laughs, I easily win” is gonna RULE!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
To my fellow dummies, think of it like this... EVERYTHING OUTSIDE YOUR APARTMENT IS LAVA!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Oh shit! Texas March 27-29th. #skankfestsouth 💀🔫
@luisjgomez
Luis J. Gomez
5 years
Thank you @Scott_Chaplain @KFreehams @joedosch @notalimac @roxxyhaze @ryanlongcomedy @Brian6ix @funnydavidlucas @overfab and Reggie Conquest for being a part of the first ever New and Nasty Show at #SkankfestSouth ! Let's party!!!!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
First time I ever had beans was at @creekandcave !
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
7 years
Walkin' in the theatre this weekend like...
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
In the coming months if you start losing money and can’t afford essentials please let me know. I’ll be broke too but starting a gang and would LOVE to have you join.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
2 years
@BrendanSagalow Are these Papa Roach lyrics?
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
@KennyDeForest Heck yeah dawg. When the doctors left the room after telling my dad he had cancer I turned to him all serious and said “I’ll find who did this to you.” and we both laughed and high fived. Wishing her a speedy recovery.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
2 years
San Diego w/ @luisjgomez all weekend
@luisjgomez
Luis J. Gomez
2 years
Last night Ontario show was a fucking blast!! 4 shows between tonight and tomorrow San Diego @americancomco with @Scott_Chaplain ! Come party!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Just sang “What the World Needs Now is Love” out the apartment window and a wonderful Spanish man shouted back “PUTA!”, which of course means “peace ☮️” in Spanish. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Damn. What if God is punishing us for having abortions and being gay and having fun? What if he really is that asshole from the Bible?
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
2 years
Everyone in this @dunkindonuts is fighting on the phone with family. Munchkin sales through the roof!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Crashed Aunt Tuddy’s basement to do my ART. thanks to @KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyOnIce @AreYouGarbage
@AreYouGarbage
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
4 years
ARE YOU GARBAGE w/ @KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyOnIce and our pal @Scott_Chaplain Listen: Watch: Available wherever you get pods!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
1 year
Our pod is dope @SmokesPod
@mikerecine
Mike Recine
1 year
Why don’t you do me a favor and subscribe to our podcast?
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
If I shrunk my kids and accidentally put them on the front lawn I wouldn’t want people near the grass either.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
*applies war paint
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
All of us when social distancing ends
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Is it really us getting “cancelled” if statistically network ratings and cable subscribtions are at record lows? Comedy isn’t dead. Television is.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Our podcast*
@BrendanSagalow
Brendan Sagalow
5 years
Hey new episode of my podcast Garbage Days ( @garbagedayspod ) out now!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
I’m gonna be the most gentle looter ever. Singing “One Jump Ahead” from Aladdin the whole time and shit.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Ya know in the Goonies when they have a chance to go up “Troy’s bucket” but they don’t because “down here its our time, it’s our time down here”. That was the @creekandcave for me. A place misfit friends went to search for treasure. Love you always @rebelcave this sucks shit.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
My friend Oz got shot and survived, which has been a dream of mine forever. Please donate. All proceeds will go towards getting the now very cool Oz a leather jacket and switchblade.
@nycomedyclub
New York Comedy Club
5 years
Our much loved manager Oz was hit in the arm by a bullet in the park last week. He's home and resting but we're all pitching in to help cover the cost of surgery. If you can help, please do!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
First crush...
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Scott Chaplain
4 years
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4 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
AHHH this promo feels like a speech and a Pro Wrestler just delivered a better one than every politician this week @CodyRhodes @AEWonTNT
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5 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
Depressed people should have a parade... And instead of floats it’s just us in our beds Being pushed by all these marathon running friends we have on instagram.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
If you want a TRUE Italian to eat that ass try calling it...
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
refusing to take off Joker make up to be in girlfriends Tik Tok
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
The year is 2021 and we are done scratching our asses. Check out the new @garbagedayspod YouTube. @BrendanSagalow
@garbagedayspod
Garbage Days Podcast
4 years
We're now on YouTube. here's episode #66 "Stand Clear of the Closer" if anyone wants to watch our faces make the sounds you've been hearing with your ears.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
ADVICE: If you're someone who doesn't work out (me), don't use quarantine as an opportunity to do so. You will wake up sore and think it's a symptom.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
3 years
@BrendanSagalow You sext with a guy named Scott Fitzgerald?
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
This grocery store is too depressing. QUICK, Somebody call THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
3 years
My favorite rapper! 🙏🔥 @Shade45
@BrendanSagalow
Brendan Sagalow
3 years
Big Day for old Saggy Balls! My special "Not Now More Than Ever" is out! we recorded this on the @NewYorkComedy roof top during the summer. Watch, tell friends, share this tweet, say only nice things cause I'm fragile boy. @homelesspimp @NYVideoGuyy
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
@mikerecine To be fair, we were watching porn bloopers on the computer of said sound booth
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
Happiness is a choice... you make when you’re in a good mood.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
2 years
Please. Let us sex you
@mikerecine
Mike Recine
2 years
700 people have been sexed into our Patreon. How bout you??
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@Scott_Chaplain
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3 years
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4 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
2 years
A doozie
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
News radio needs to learn from classic rock stations. Q104.3 just gave the same info on the virus followed by 4 Van Halen songs.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Now more than ever
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Jesus returns on Easter and saves us. Weeks later he casually says “yeah I was gonna come a few months earlier but April was so close and I thought the anniversary would be a cooler vibe.” were all like “whaaaaa?”. Maybe the Curb music plays.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
7 years
I'm headlining @BodegaCatComedy tonight. 8pm. Offside Tavern NYC. Nice long set. Rarely happens in the City. Come out. #firstweektweeting @KevinSpacey
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
3 years
@WrestleRoasts I’m hopping on too because LOL
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
7 years
Being in an interrracial relationship is a lot like learning tricks on a @RazorScooter , I thought more people would be impressed 😔
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
Remember, if you woke up this morning to the news of an elderly relative dying GO VOTE AS THEM BEFORE YOU NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Hosted solo this week...
@DSGermain
Dan St. Germain
5 years
New episode of Total F’N Marks where @Scott_Chaplain takes the reigns and @IANfidance joins him on @allthingscomedy !
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Haven’t you seen Ernest Scared Stupid? This isn’t over. The only way to defeat him is through unconditional love.
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Scott Chaplain
4 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Being a piece of shit must feel like being on heroin, right? People never wanna give up on being a piece of shit.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Kings
@SouthPark
South Park
5 years
Watch the full episode - @THR article -
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4 years
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Scott Chaplain
5 years
@BrendanSagalow @justsomecnote Thanks for letting @BrendanSagalow know Google podcast exists 🙏
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@garbagedayspod @BrendanSagalow controls this account. He called himself “sags” and a “psycho”. Hahahahaha.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@BrendanSagalow @garbagedayspod You. Are. Not. In. The. KNOW.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@lightningrodrec @DSGermain Brother, I’ve been shouting my opinion about that out my apartment window since Thursday.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
if you pretend CNN is a guy who gets high and creates conspiracies they're actually pretty cool.
@CNN
CNN
5 years
"Rock and Roll Part 2," a song by convicted child sex offender Gary Glitter, plays for about two minutes as Joaquin Phoenix, who plays the Joker, dances down a flight of stairs
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
3 years
@cup_swags @TheRadDudeCast @EyreBud @AnthonyDeVito_ @gregstone_ They get you drunk off of their funny. Three of the best.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Another Episode of Another Goddamn Wrestling Podcast out... now!
@DSGermain
Dan St. Germain
5 years
New episode of Total F’N Marks on @allthingscomedy with @Scott_Chaplain !
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Garbage Days will keep me alive this winter
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Didn’t even notice
@garbagedayspod
Garbage Days Podcast
4 years
@Scott_Chaplain just did the whole podcast like this. New episode out tomorrow
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
My favorite website since the 5th grade...
@WRESTLEZONEcom
WrestleZone
5 years
Our own @DominicDeAngelo is interviewing @DSGermain and his co-host @Scott_Chaplain ahead of their #TotalFnMarks podcast reboot!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
HAHAHAHA
@LukeMones
Luke Mones
4 years
me cloroxing my kitchen counter
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
I love @ZacIsNotFunny and this show he has.
@gasdigital
GaS Digital Network
6 years
We are just one hour away from another episode of #ZacAmicosMidnightSpookShow as @ZacIsNotFunny sits down with @Scott_Chaplain and @robbiegoodwin to watch the 1997 Holiday Horror classic Jack Frost. Watch live and free at or watch in HD with promo code ZAC
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
@chokeonritalin @justsomecnote @BrendanSagalow ^ This is the only acceptable way to call me “the other guy” in a sentence. Let’s all be more like Brian.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
Man, wrestling has gotten so damn good.
@WrestlingSheet
The Sportster
5 years
David Starr's Sinclair bashing promo (seen below) has been pulled due to pressure from ROH. DETAILS ⏩
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
@luisadieznuts Honored to be the only prop comic you’ve had. Will def have others like me email you so we can get that number up!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@Comedicjustice2 @garbagedayspod @BrendanSagalow Google is helping to develop a website. It’s gonna...be...very quickly done.*looks at paper... unlike websites of the past.
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
3 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
These guys are great...
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@douglas_bizzaro @chokeonritalin You should’ve just liked the tweet
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
“Dave’s mom is on a ventilator and his father is in the back of an ice truck. Luckily this doesn’t affect Dave as he is known to be...SHY”
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
8 years
@Kenny_Deli @ItsEvanWilliams wow. Who needs steroids when you've carried that many coffins!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Damn @AEWrestling is doing a great job adapting to the whole no crowd thing. The apartment loves it. on TNT for anyone staring at their wall. 🎸
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
Tomorrow night!
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
Cut to @BrendanSagalow crying on the witness stand
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
4 years
@BrendanSagalow Dude isn’t in the know
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4 years
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
7 years
@Schrotime Big fan of your PA work
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
5 years
@BrendanSagalow HAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
@sammorril *throws out leather jacket
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@Scott_Chaplain
Scott Chaplain
6 years
We did it!
@Nathanmacintosh
Nathan Macintosh
6 years
#Facebook is selling our info all over town!? Keeping track of everything we do and say!? Are they listening to this?! And is it REALLY that bad to be a #cuck ? Talking this with the NWO's own @Scott_Chaplain on new #PositiveAnger ! #podcast #funny #rant #comedy #INFORMATION
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