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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Who wants to tell this office about their “angel wings?!”
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@SarahLWasserman
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3 years
Academic summer 😭
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@SarahLWasserman
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3 years
Tenured. Plenty to say about this soon, but for now: gratitude, relief, and a continuing commitment to do what I can to humanize and fix this broken system.
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@SarahLWasserman
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2 years
@Marcia_ESS I really hope she does 😄
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
There are moments when I feel utterly unworthy of my genius students. 😭 Here, some images of a student's gorgeous, insightful, illustrated adaptation of my syllabus for a course on graphic novels (shared with permission). And LOL, I DID say that thing about vaginas...
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@SarahLWasserman
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@SarahLWasserman
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4 years
My book is here!!!!!
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@SarahLWasserman
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2 years
@mattitations Thank youuuuu
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@SarahLWasserman
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2 years
@antarcticalex Obviously I’m into the fun, that’s the point of the tweet 😐
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Revisions 😹
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Just hear me out...
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
May I interest you in my memoir, "How I knew what was wrong but had to get gaslit & financially ruined by the medical industry for weeks before I could get help" or perhaps the spin-off essay, "Why male doctors refuse to believe female patients, nurses, & techs?" 😡
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
@yodelcrazy1 Lol it’s not. I took the photo myself.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SUPPOSED TO TEACH A GRAD SEMINAR THIS FALL ON "DIGITAL INTIMACY."
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
@Sellsworth1963 Ha ha it’s actually in the main lobby of a hospital. Just like… randomly on the side of the security stand right when you come in. So documenting the wings required very little effort or interaction. Hope this brought you some holiday cheer 🤣
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Appalled that the number one piece of advice I get to avoid burnout is "to care less."
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Love to be a woman this age cause people are like ewwwww you're so old do your ovaries rattle during zumba and also like ahahahah you're so young and must know so little please bow down to my authority. 😐
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
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NEWSNEWSNEWS! This fall I will begin as Assistant Dean of Faculty Affairs at Dartmouth. I’m truly honored to have the opportunity to serve Dartmouth’s amazing faculty so they can do their best work. I can’t wait to see ya soon in the green place 💚
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Welp. This is finally gonna be a thing in the world...
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
My first ever twitter thread! I've long wanted to offer some advice, mainly for grad students, about social media. But I've been reluctant to do so for many reasons. 1/19
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I need a tiny coffin in which to place my eyeballs at the end of every day.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
@poorlycatdraw I think he might actually be scoring the soundtrack to my murder 🙀
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
1 year
It strikes me that most of the recent *English department discourse* is just a bunch of old white dudes bemoaning the end of everything while the rest of us JUST KEEP DOING SHIT 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
So many people helped me with this essay that took, ahem, several years to publish: Emily Hyde, Jim English, @jde2022 , @kinohin , Gordon Hutner, and especially Reader 2 who really hated it 🙃
@AmLitHist
American Lit History
2 years
The 2022 American Literature Society 1921 prize (tenured) has been awarded to @SarahLWasserman 's provocative essay on Joseph O'Neill, "critical dogs", autofiction, and much more in ALH! We've opened access for anyone to read:
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
NEW SCHOLARLY LEVEL UNLOCKED: I got called "grouchy" in a reader's report!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
@V21collective I've stopped trying to be subtle and circulate this with my syllabi:
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I think I'm supposed to pin a tweet about this book I wrote?
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Please enjoy my cat’s enormous ass.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I'm so excited... I'm so excited... I'm so... scared! For real I'm so GRATEFUL to @noctambulate and the many many people who carried me along while I wrote this thing.
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Doug Armato
4 years
My first glimpse of @SarahLWasserman 's incisive and poetic "The Death of Things." Physical copies shouldn't be far behind.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
5 years
You NEED to read this essay in the latest PMLA by my incredibly talented colleague @lheltonian . Her research on Dorothy Porter will make you think anew about library cataloging: as a radical act, a scene of reading, and a means for producing "a new black imaginary."
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Are you a grad student (or advising a grad student) writing a dissertation on literature (any period, any language) & material culture studies/new materialisms/thing theory/object studies, broadly construed? If so, please reply to this tweet with the title of your diss. 1/2
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Wow! Really liking this Timothée Chalamet guy in Dune!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
This article has been in the works for 6 (!!) years, got me called grouchy in a reader’s report, and is sure to annoy people. I proudly present my essay @AmLitHist on @JosephONeillx ’s novel The Dog, the undead 80s, and why autofiction pretty much blows.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
I don't usually talk about things like this on here, but as someone with a primary immune deficiency disease, I'm feeling real despair at this whole "welp, the pandemic is over, folks" thing.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Friends, help me avoid admin brainrot! What are your favorite scholarly books from 2021-2022 (any field, any period)? Here's my current stack but I'd love to know what I should add! @ncecire @BruceRobbins6 @professorperl @pbenzon @TBewes
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Proud to be the recipient of this year’s College of Arts and Sciences Outstanding Advising Award and to be in the company of @lheltonian and @edwardjlarkin . I mean, look at this sweep by @UDELEnglish !
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
This week I've been telling the students in my Jewish fiction course that criticizing Israel doesn't mean being anti-Semitic. They get it because... IT'S NOT COMPLICATED.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
11 months
News cycles are short, solidarity is forever. #SaveWVU
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@ImperfectFunGuy
Matt Kasson, PhD 🍄🧫
11 months
News of WVU’s “Academic Transformation” has died down. 43% (9/21) of the faculty in my unit (Div. of Plant & Soil Sciences) are being fired & will learn our fate by 10/13. The idea of losing ≈50% of my colleagues / friends (or 100% if I’m RIFed) by next summer is devastating!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
1 year
This makes me want to leave the planet.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Sorry/not sorry for the impotent rage tweet but today I want to punch the pandemic in its face for what it is doing to my students and their lives.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Since March I have held it all together, I've done the things, I've taken care and... I am just... gonna have to adopt another kitten.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
Check it out! (Typos corrected)
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Most of you know that I am dubious about prizes. So while I'm hugely honored, what I feel most is gratitude to the friends who read this essay and made it better along the way: @kinohin , @EveDunbar , @DaylanneEnglish , Emily Hyde, Jed Esty, and the "stuff" cohort @WolfHumanities !
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Sarah Wasserman
2 years
PSA: If your children draw me pictures of cats, I will show them off at scholarly conferences.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
1 year
I know “everything sucks” but also so many of you are out there fighting, producing mountains of amazing work, just generally being more awesome than ever. Today is one of those days my comrades seem stronger than my enemies ❤️✊🏼
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
@chick_in_kiev This is definitely him. I don’t want to amplify without consent, but someone else has tweeted to confirm this and report their own experience of harassment by Gilson. 🤬💔
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
So thanks to @clancynewyork , I have officially twitter peaked and can twitter die now.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I wrote this essay about infrastructural racism, gentrification, Chester Himes, and Ralph Ellison a long time ago. It's finally available online in PMLA. I'm proud of this work but also...wish it was a lot less relevant.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Since times are hard & I don't wordle, I'd like to suggest a game of not-secret admirer. Name a person whose tweets you really like-- not a bestie or person you know well, but someone more distant whose tweets bring you joy, make you laugh, etc. I'll go first: @farahmomer 💕
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
@EveDunbar OMG, these, YES! I thought if a house had more than two floors, then no matter what it was OFFICIALLY A MANSION.
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Sarah Wasserman
6 months
I made a thing
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Zoom blows and austerity can go to hell but my @UDELEnglish students asked if they could dress up for our class on The Great Gatsby and IT WAS EVERYTHING 😍😭 And yes, I went as the green light.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Don't love to share like this on here but am dealing with post-Covid complications and doing the least while I recover. See you all (socially and professionally!) on the other side of this💕
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
If PA goes to Biden thanks to Philadelphia, I'm going to eat a cheesesteak and hump @GrittyNHL
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I wasn't kidding. Meet Trudee!
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Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Since March I have held it all together, I've done the things, I've taken care and... I am just... gonna have to adopt another kitten.
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Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Go to bed angry/wake up angry/do my job angry/donate angry/mobilize angry.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Welcome to English 361 yeuhdjjjkjjjjjjjjj;;;;;;;;;
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
It's my birthday 🥳 and for a present, I would like to make sure you are registered to VOTE:
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
Diagnosed today with post/long Covid pneumonia. Luv 2 start the school year right!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 months
This book is one of the most rigorously researched I’ve EVER read. It is a game-changer.
@PhilipLeventhal
Philip Leventhal
6 months
Hot off the press! Congratulations to Laura Helton ( @lheltonian ) on the arrival of her book, SCATTERED & FUGITIVE THINGS: HOW BLACK COLLECTORS CREATED ARCHIVES & REMADE HISTORY published in the Black Lives in the Diaspora series. @columbiaUP
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Editing this book was wonderful because I learned SO MUCH from my co-editors, Martin Brückner & Sandy Isenstadt, & from each of the contributors. I am very happy it is a thing in the world now. Stay tuned for a thread about all its incredible essays:
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
First Reader/Second Reader
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
So I am genuinely terrified to share this very personal thing I wrote. But @elsewheremuseum gave me the inspiration and @StanfordArcade gave me the encouragement so here it is:
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
8 months
Words I never thought I'd utter: I had actual *fun* at #MLA2024 . It was such a gift to see so many friends, celebrate new books, hear fresh ideas, and count stacks of cash with Emily Hyde (photo by @XanderManshel ).
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
It is incredible (enraging!) to watch men troll @kate_manne about how much they hate her book in ways that EXACTLY PROVE the argument of her book. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
1 year
AUGUST 1
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
5 years
PSA PSA PSA! Don't be (or fail to recognize) the THEORY BOY.
@nathankhensley
Nathan K. Hensley
5 years
@spampinato_erin Years ago Toril Moi wrote an amazing essay **in a Duke Graduate School publication** that identified & dismantled the "Theory Boy." It remains one of my favorite pieces of writing on this topic & I cite it here --will send you TM's whole PDF by email!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Just a reminder that it's okay to be nice to each other on this website 🙃
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
🏆 EDITOR APPRECIATION TWEET 🏆 Too often we toil with our ideas and words alone. What an absolute GIFT it is when an editor—in this case @bravohotelpapadoes —does the generous, insightful work of showing you the best version of your ideas. It honestly feels a little like magic.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
COVID is the absolute worst but every morning I get a bunch of texts from friends checking in on me and damn it makes me feel loved😭💕
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I'm just gonna... leave this here. 😰
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
My hot take on today’s twitter/advice for the new school year: STAY PROFESSIONAL AND DONT BE A DICK.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Back to school supplies 2021 😒
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Blessings upon your timeline, from Sister T.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
7 months
Interlocuting with the best this Friday! @marshallkmarsh @upstaterica @TConstantinesco
@marshallkmarsh
Kate Marshall
7 months
UIUC this Friday! Books in conversation
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Not at all surprised that the Coronavirus is revealing how women think more socially, relationally, and structurally while men tend to think about individual fate and strength. Staying home is NOT ABOUT YOU, dudes.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Thinking about attending ASAP/13? Interested in transitions? I'm working on a thing—it's still pretty gestural at the moment but let me know if you'd consider joining:
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
5 years
I so rarely have thoughts worth tweeting, so please enjoy this cat content.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Business on top, zero fucks given on the bottom.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Sorry but WHO ARE THESE GHOULS CREATING MORE WORK for students and giving video-proctored exams on day one of online learning and generally just NOT FUCKING GETTING IT??? #coronacampus #mystudentsaremyheroes
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
7 years
No matter how many times I reread Sedgwick, I never cease to be dazzled by her incredible lists-as-arguments.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
I'm late to this, but @mitchrmurray 's piece on autofiction is stunning: moving, funny, synthetic, smart, and it has CHARTS. If you want to know why autofiction is bad but literature can still be good, read this right now!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
Made some excellent friends today @PhillyGoatProj1
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
#ASAP13 is a wrap and I feel so grateful that I got to learn from such a brilliant group. Thanks to team hard/soft/lost: @hering_david @amyjelias @carallewis @gloriafisk @SarahMDowling1 @oliviastowell @wwJJDdo @endtimesplural ! And farewell, nicely-named building😎
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
3 years
I'm giving my first in-person talk since December 2019 tomorrow @RowanUniversity and I can't wait to pretend I know things about the internet!!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
2 years
After 8 long weeks of Covid and pneumonia, I could not be happier to have made it to my happy place at #ASAP13 . See you all soon for less beach, more edge!
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
I'm not... I'm not certain this is a cat.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
7 years
Sorry Twitter, but I'm afraid it's all kitten pics from here on out because I ADOPTED A FURBABY!!! Meet Max.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
Whatever I’m doing right now (professionally, politically) doesn’t need to be tweeted. Right now my job here is to LISTEN. But let me just be clear about where I stand : FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY. DEFUND THE POLICE. BLACK LIVES MATTER.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
1 year
Today I received the most mysterious delivery of my life. Addressed to my house but to "Terry Tate" (no neighbors by that name). The contents: a single can of black beans.
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
6 years
If you'll be at MLA, then come pick a winning side, sign a truce, or wave the white flag—with help from our panel that will ask who (if anyone) is really at war, with @whitneytrettien , @kinohin , @julieorlemanski !
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@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
So who wants cheesesteaks for breakfast?
@SarahLWasserman
Sarah Wasserman
4 years
If PA goes to Biden thanks to Philadelphia, I'm going to eat a cheesesteak and hump @GrittyNHL
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