Chinecherem is a Content marketer & SMM
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What I'm about: Jesus, wine & everything fine||About me: Content marketing specialist, Book reviewer & social media manager|| Motto: Necessitas non habet legem✨
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It's the "God" kind of life 😌
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Then there's me who's going to try to enter from the other side 🫠
Finally done with this modern curved hollow back sofa... Please drop review 🥺
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Taps mic*
Uhm, I got another job 😗
I’ve seen at least 4 “I got the job!” tweets today and I’m honestly so happy for them. I’m taking seeing all these tweets as a sign that I’m next in Jesus name 🤍
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I think one of the sweetest lines I've come up with in a birthday epistle was when i wrote something like
"I won't catch a grenade for you because I no no wetin carry you go there, but i go hold your hand run"
I still remember it and smile because there's hope for me in terms..
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I don't mean to brag,
But I just grew the reach of this brand's Instagram page from 1000 to 11,000🤭
I also posted a reel that got more than 15k plays, which is 8k plays higher than their highest played reel.
Give me my flowers please 😌.
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Sometimes, it's not writer's block, it's hunger.
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So, an organization saw one of my stories on iko and said they wanted to pay me for it 🥹
I serve a good God 🥹
Hit me up for writing gigs o
You guyssss, I have great news🤭🤭
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I dunno who came up with these designs, but they are dope af, if you can't hear the words of the youths, maybe a picture will explain better?🤲
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I promised myself I'll write a story/essay every month of 2024
I'm happy to announce that I just finished writing June's story 🥹🥹.
I know it's July but a win is a win, yeah?
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Dear reader,
I know you feel an obligation to finish every book you start.
But it's not by force.
Free yourself from that bondage contract😑.
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God is on a roll 🤭.
Woke up to this yesterday 🙂↔️.
Taps mic again*
I just got another gig 😗
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It just hit me that I've been offered jobs without applying and I keep rejecting them.
Yet I'm the one still looking for a job😂.
Sha, it's God when, not God anyhow.
Because what do you mean I should write about 60,000 words for 30k 👀?
Fear God please😑.
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One thing getting a lot of rejections does for you is that it gives you mad audacity.
Like what's the worst that can happen?
The highest you can do is say no😂
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When Dunsin sang "it would do you like a dream"
He was talking about me🙂↕️
Taps mic again*
I just got another gig 😗
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@Philz_adamz
My thoughts on this matter is why she spoilt this story for me by spelling disease as decease😅😅
At that point, my brain processed it that she don knack ghost, till I reread it 😂
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WhatsApp saw it first 🙂↔️.
P.s: I think I could model for Fendi🙂↕️
I should model for Fendi 🌚
I took some lit pictures yesterday
And I feel like gatekeeping it and revelling in the fact that I've got these mad pictures of me in my gallery and nobody knows 🤭🌚
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Writers, readers and artistic crackheads,
What do you say we organize a space & talk about
•The weirdest idea we've had
•The weirdest thing we've read or seen
•And general life philosophies
An intellectual amebo session 🌚.
Who knows?
Inspirations and collabs may arise.
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I joined a class today and they were talking about storytelling frameworks
And I just discovered that some people don't know about storytelling frameworks and archetypes 🫥.
If you'd like me to talk about storytelling frameworks/archetypes,
Leave a comment 😊✨.
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@nimiayo_
@iam_Genco
Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?
The time and energy, I'll rather have a good nap
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Whenever I ask this man if he has eaten and he says no, I get to work immediately.
I jump on Google and search how many days the human body can survive without food.
Then I come back and tell him how long he has before he dies of starvation 😊
Me 😌>>>>>>>>>>>
Whenever I ask this man if he has eaten & he says no, I get to work immediately.
Service my calabash & drive straight to his house. Get in the kitchen to cook up a storm. Serve him a platter, kiss him while telling him to fatten up, then zoom back to my house.
Me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>😌
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I didn't know period diarrhea was a thing till I experienced it 😭
You go dey wash excrement, dey wash blood 🫠
Period diarrhea is enough to make me irritable throughout my monthly period. Do you know what it feels like to be purging unnecessarily??? Don't get me started on the back pain.
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Cue in:
XY: I am monkey B1 B1
You: I am monkey B2 B2
XY: I am monkey B3 B3
You: I am monkey B4 B4
*Maniacal laughter from XY while pointing:
"You are monkey before before 🤣🤣"
You:
XY: I kill your one star
You: I kill your two star
XY: I kill your three star
You: I kill your four star
XY: I kill your five star
You: I kill your six star (sister)
What in God's name was that?!
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Every day, I'm grateful Twitter doesn't snitch like LinkedIn does when you visit someone's profile 🫠
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How do I delete "just" from my vocabulary?😭😭😭
Agba writer in the mud 😭
Which word do you use too much?👀
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@FuadDallas
@farouq_yahaya
In the last picture, This baby looks like he reincarnated and can't believe he's going to go through the stress of childhood again so he's manning up sooner than later
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The one thing I'm unable to do:
Rereading a book/rewatching a movie
My brain is like what's the point?
You already know what's gonna happen at the end.
The few exceptions are comedy and movies that really slap
But books esp. fiction - nahh
There isn't quite anything as rereading a book. You see new things and understand old things better
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I have an idea for socio medium growth,
But I'm scared to try it alone in case it flops or doesn't work as well as I hope 😭😭
Who's interested in jumping into this lagoon together?🫠
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@Nsukka_okpa
Plugging in my mum's catfish business here too because who knows 🤷
Location: Anambra state
Call on: 08064547700
We deliver live and grilled 😁
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@ToyosiGodwin
I want to tag my elder bro to come and see his mates, but wo, my bros dey try too🤧
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@folastag
@faux_Ikay
I may not know their faces, but my spirit connects with some of them.
And based on my intuition, I shall do the selection 👍
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Ever since I started this book review job, I've noticed a certain pattern.
The worst books, and I mean the very worst,
Like, the "what the heck am I even reading? & "make it stop 😭"
kind of books I've reviewed, were all written by men.
Also, the best books I've reviewed...
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Keep on creating
You may not get the kind of fame that leaves others in awe
Or the kind of money that makes you use cash as toilet paper
But your work could leave an indelible mark on one person's soul which they'd carry for the rest of their life
Wouldn't that be enough?
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In complete fulfillment of serving the fatherland 🥂
On a certain level, I can't believe I'm passing out tomorrow 🥹.
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Instead of asking y pipu r stoning u with grenades, ask dose pipu stoning u wer dey get these grenades😒
Instead of asking guys if they will catch a grenade for you, ask yourself why people are always stoning you with grenades 😒😒
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Last week was crazy 😅
So I manage 3 Instagram pages and make about 5-6 posts daily.
That was how I mistakenly posted the right content on the wrong account.
I tried archiving immediately I realized, but my phone started hanging 😭
The crisis was finally averted.
Next thing,
Social media management go wan whyne you, but no panic 🫥
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@ehienabs
Immediately I saw the setup and results, I was put off.
"You are being "classist"
Okay, am I right though?
Peter obi said "To answer your excellency, the process you go through must be excellent" and we all cheered, bookmarked etc
Please where's the excellence in this?
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I went to a new church today, and the pastor kept dropping bars😂.
It was only grace & hunger that made me maintain composure throughout service.
'Cause if I'd heard another "somebody scream hallelujah", I for faint 🫠.
Anyway, here's a list of the top 5 bars I heard today 😌
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Shades were thrown at prince, everybody laughed.
Shades were thrown at Erica, everybody laughed.
Bt immediately shades were thrown at ozo and nengi, it automatically becomes jealousy?
Make it make sense pls.
Y'all are just grasping at straws.
#DorathyAForce
#bbnaijalockdown2020
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Some of you don't know there's a difference between coddle and cuddle, and yet you are wondering why no one holds a conversation with you 🙄
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Just to be clear, I don't mean as an editor or anything of that sort o👀
As in, I signed up so I can read and also write stories 🫥
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It's definitely the third guy on d last row... Amin look at his smile...he's definitely supporting buhari 😑😑
find the Buhari supporter:
👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿
can’t find them?
that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell
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Omo
The day they called me out in assembly that I took first position overall in a school of about 2,000 students
I was now looking like a mad person
No button on my pinafore, etc
It didn't end there.
Apparently, my form teacher had made a mistake
Because how is my average
12. What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in secondary school?
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"if i had three lives, I'd marry you in two"
What line of poetry would you send to someone you *really* love?
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I don't mean to promote 'unseriousness'
But I made a semi-unserious writing challenge for August 🫠
You can participate during your free time or something 🫥
If you're a serious writer that wants to grow your portfolio, you can check out
@FadayomiSteven
writing challenge ✨
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Mah guy forgot to add his job description 😐
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I applied for a couple of jobs some weeks ago and got no response.
Sent a follow-up email today and got one response 😅.
What's the lesson of this story?
Send follow-up emails guys😁.
Better than the silence even if it ends up being a rejection.
Pro tip: wait at least a week
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Nothing is more beautiful than being intentional about growth 🥹.
Invest in your career.
Invest in your family.
Invest in your relationships.
Ignorance or "that's how I was raised" is no longer an excuse.
S/o to
@paula_bearr
,
@_Delulu_writer
&
@virtuallytolu
.
These women🥹>>
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I just know my first book publication will be a collection of short stories.
Can't imagine doing this, at least for now 🫠.
Kudos to y'all writing a full length manuscript 🙌
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Writing prompt Wednesday
This is more of a challenge 😁.
In less than 10 sentences,
Write a short story that starts with
"I killed her."
I'm looking forward to the replies on this one 😁.
Writing prompt Wednesday:
Write a piece that has the words:
"At night, it all comes crashing down."
😁
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Let's have it😁
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@MiracleShadrack
@localblack_man
Kidd and Erica
The maturity wey go dey that love no go be here.
They both have mad ass comportment so shalaye no go much.
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Update at Amawbia polling unit.
Had to walk 2.5km from my house, because of one man🥵
Time to unravel the earpiece, water bottle and book waiting pack
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We live in an age where emotions are faked and everyone is afraid to say how they truly feel, all dying a lil inside and hiding behind parties and bad jokes to take the pain away😔
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This reminded me of something I posted on my WhatsApp a while back😅
It's the story of the Israelites and the Gibeonites🤔.
So, this was the period when Israel was possessing their possession in the land of Canaan.
They were defeating kings and taking over territories.
Thread*
i have been wanting to do something like this for a minute ,it’s a story I find rather fascinating,so brace yourselves it’s gonna be a thread.
When you read 2kings3
Israel had split into 2 kingdoms
Judah and Israel
Joram was king of Israel while Jehoshaphat was of King Judah…1/
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I downloaded 80 short stories/essays this year.
After reading, here are the top 8 that made an impression on me.
This could have either been due to the writing style, plot structure, lesson or general creativity.
1. The unicorn by Emily Neuberger
Y'all remember this?🤭
Well I finished reading the stories yesterday and I'll be dropping links to the ones that really slapped 😊.
Heck, I got inspired after reading three so you might too.
Stay tuned 😁.
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@dukedammy
I personally start with onions and cabbage and wait for the owner to chop like 3 before I start
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@blvckcouples
@_valkiing
When he calls to check up on you during your period pains vs when you are showing him you appreciate the concern 🌚
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Y'all remember this?🤭
Well I finished reading the stories yesterday and I'll be dropping links to the ones that really slapped 😊.
Heck, I got inspired after reading three so you might too.
Stay tuned 😁.
January 1, 2024.
I downloaded 80 short stories from 25 different magazines which accept literary fiction.
The idea was to get an idea of what editors love to publish as well as explore different writing styles and ideas.
Here's what I discovered.
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Alex: I can make tweets about you the whole day with just a single phrase
Mbah: your father! 😅😅, that's impossible
Alex: hold my beer....
Ghanaian man: Young man, where is my daughter? Do you have her?
Mbah: Your father!
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I fucking love Dora, that girl is underestimated, her emotional maturity and all.
What she's doing is what every female friend that cares about you truly will do.
I Stan a queen, my faves now include Dora❤️, laycon and Erica❤️
#BBNaija
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@Jayfrets1
@Tspiceskitchen
Buy a lot of other "side attractions".
Buy shawarma, chicken pies, pizza, ice cream and then suya.
Buy it at night or late evening.
Start eating, by the time you're on the pizza, you're full and sleepy and can only eat small suya.
BOOM! Leftover suya.
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"People said Ove saw the world in black and white. But she was color. All the color he had."
- Ove, A man called Ove.
Review of A man called Ove by Fredrik Backman.
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Good times😩
Atomic Betty, juniper lee, Foster's home for imaginary friends, etc.
Those were the good times 🥺
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@Bhusorla
@perfectwrights
I bet there are people saying good things in the comment section but you chose to focus on the negative 🙂.
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January 1, 2024.
I downloaded 80 short stories from 25 different magazines which accept literary fiction.
The idea was to get an idea of what editors love to publish as well as explore different writing styles and ideas.
Here's what I discovered.
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Him: Not one, 3!!!!
Him: Oluwa, when you go do am for me
Him: 3 ohh!!!
Him: 3!!!
Her: He’s probably thinking of other women, scum
Him: 3 Ferraris in one outing. 3!!!
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Day 3:
I don't like cooking. I appreciate the art but I hate the process.
I enjoy carrying out food experiments though 🫠.
I'll probably stop cooking when I find a man that loves cooking or when I start making the kind of money where I can order food with ease 🙂↔️.
Day 2.
Random fact about me: I don't eat hot food.
Most of my friends know this. Eating hot food hurts my stomach and makes me "purge"🫥.
One of the sweetest things my friends do is they usually dish my food before calling me over to come eat or wait till it's cool to call me.
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@tolu_tezzy
@nemeluakamelu_
It wasn't the most romantic tho buh beautiful to me
Someone once said I was too extraordinary to be described in mere words😌
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@MaziIbe_
@callme__RainMan
This was exactly what was on my mind for some time now!!!!
Americans wey get English dey abbreviate o but no, my fellow Nigerian hustler go dey tell me "it's a sign of low intellectual capacity"
Then my brothers on Twitter go follow join say na red flag 😒😒
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I've been shooting content in Owerri for 3 days and today is the first time I'm actually enjoying myself 😅
Currently in futo.
Imo people, how far?
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Since it's world book day, I have an excuse to show off my little stash 😁.
It's bigger than this now, guess I need to take a new picture 🫠.
P.s: You won't find fiction here for personal reasons 🙂.
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•Read one chapter.
•Write a paragraph.
• Draw one line.
• Apply for that grant.
Just start.
"The scariest moment is always just before you start." - Stephen King
Stop waiting for inspiration to hit and just do it ✔️
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what their eyes saw and didn't think to consult God.
So I've added a new prayer point to my prayers; Lord, whatever my physical senses make me believe is the real deal but is not true, give me the spiritual vision to discern.
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Today at the office, we kept hearing gunshots and everyone was panicking.
Road cleared and the only thing that kept going through my head was
"He that keepeth Israel does not sleep nor slumber 🙂↕️"
Spiritual purrrr🥹✨
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I highly recommend.
It's not just funny, it's inspirational and a tad educational.
Easily one of the best memoirs I've read and I've read a lot.
When was the last time you read a memoir? 👀
Our book of the month for April is Born a Crime by Trevor Noah 🎊
Happy reading💚
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So, I've noticed a trend 🤧;
Some of you here struggle with pronouncing or spelling my name.
So you either shorten it, or spell something abominable 😭
So please, if chinecherem is hard for you, call me sapphire.
Not chineche, not rem, not cherem
Please 😭🤲🏾.
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How many books have you read this year👀?
People like
@roving_thinker
and
@EziomaKalu
are not allowed to comment please 😩🙏
I just finished writing the review for one book I was paid to review last week and I feel like I killed a lion 😩.
Me that wrote more than 20 reviews last year and read a total of 53 books
Now, I've only read about 15 books this year and we're already in second half 🥲
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I wish I can say I remember the first day I met you,
But I don't.
My memory has always been one to play tricks right from childhood.
And a child I was...
Yes, wise beyond my years but a child nonetheless.
Because who else carries a crush for over 4 years straight?
Writing prompt Wednesday
Let's do something different 🌚
Write a letter about the first person you ever loved romantically.
Talking about why you fell in love with them, how and why it worked or didn't work out 🌚.
Amebo dey hungry me 🫠.
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I think
@Biisi96
finally read the book of Ecclesiastes in the Bible 😪
One day you’ll just close your eyes never to open them again, everything that’s a priority right now. That’s so important you give your self heart palpitations over won’t even matter. It’s kinda scary and exciting at the same time.
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All this wahala for the XY chromosome 😪.
Girls need to learn how to cook.
Girls need to learn how to dress.
Girls need to learn how to be independent.
Girls need to learn how to be street wise.
Now girls need to learn how to keep a man?
Kiloshele🤧, una no dey tire?
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@TheIgboWolf
Thought*
I'm*
Seem*
Are*
Percieve*
Romantic aroma... Kuku Kee me
This guy should not be concerned with taking this babe from her man
He needs to retake English lessons and he needs correction pen.... Like a lot
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@Cutewalterr
You could have told him in the Dm though, but I guess it's your freedom of speech
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@Sikho_Somke
@I_am_suleiman
If I listen to "I'll be here" by Dunsin oyekan, I'll just have flashbacks of crying in the bathroom.
Those were troubling times.
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@tunmise26
@bluegirlolu
K like this one more, cos I don't believe I came to this Earth willingly
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As I walked through the valley of shadow of death...
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One thing I know for sure eh
As real as the blood in my veins
Is the fact that I can never go hungry in this life.
As in, hunger can never come and see me at home 😂
I've fed nations, so there'll always be nations available to feed me 👍
I cannot go hungry 😌.
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Would you allow your mechanic to treat you 👀?
Yet you want a social media manager, content creator and graphics designer, all in one🫠
The truth is that some of you don't use to fear God 😭
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