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B. Sc. Accounting and Finance [CGPA 4.3]
Your boy did that!! 😎👨🏾🎓🎉
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So the police damn near killed my mum and my sisters and you’re asking me to remain calm... 🤬🤬
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I’m sorry but no one else is eating for the entire year!!
My guy done cleared the whole pantry!!
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But do they have digital number plates??!
Tanzanians silently tested an electric train. Keep your eyes on Tanzania in the next 10 - 15 years, a lot seems to be going right for our neighbours down south lately.
Meanwhile, I know a country where a lot of noise is made about nothing: the President weighing posho.🤦🏾♀️
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I personally want to apologize for my active role facilitating and propagating the toxic environment that resulted in a terrible experience for my fellow students in Highschool.
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Not me but my younger brother:
We told him that he was adopted and that his father was the shopkeeper down the street… please tell me why this boy (4y/o) packed his bags and went to the man’s shop and sat there!
😂😭😭
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But bambi I’ve had a good day!! Eeh Eeh Eeh!! 🔥🔥🔥
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I am yet to sit down and actually internalize what a come-back I am.
Went from drop-out to top student to top career. I still struggle to believe it sometimes.
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Part 1:
For a year that hurt me so deeply, it also gave me reasons to smile
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To the great month that was September.
Full of many great adventures and a great milestone.
Truly the end of an era… and the grand beginning of another!! 💪🏾😎🔥
#PhotoDump
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To another year of my body trying to catch up with my head!! 🥳🎂🎉
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So dad is coming home today and mum and I spent 20min making sure her hair is done right!!
Lovingos emutwala speed! 😂😂
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Laba empewo z’obwavu!!
Naye kambuze nga fala, how do those ladies with long artificial nails do their laundry!! 🤔
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July photo dump: The Ashawo edition
~ Alien Superstar
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Yeah… but what are you going to do about the gays??!
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Stop and drop a pic of you that looks like an album cover…
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So… Dr. Strange has been fooling around at Mary-Stuart??!
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She kept pinching my cheeks nze nebintama!!
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Free corruption?! You mean we’ve been buying it this whole time?!
For: free corruption Uganda, employment, steadfast development , peace and stability. VOTE Gen
@mkainerugaba
🙏
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And make it for adults please, because we the ones with the money. And also because... fuck them kids!!
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Y’all ever just be de and you suddenly experience a huge wave of loneliness??! 😒
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Quote this with a black and white pic of you😊
Let's go.
Quote this with a black and white pic of you😊
Let's go.
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When your boyfriend expects you to wash his clothes and clean his house... 😒😒
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My little pockets of joy!! ☺️☺️
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Leave room for Jesus!! 😂😂
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Our S.4 and S.6 gavos had no business having an internal and external AUDITOR!! 😂
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Me waiting for my leftovers at
@cafejavas_ug
No real man is taking restaurant leftovers home not finishing your plate is kinda feminine
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small small lakeside ashawo for the day!! ☀️🌊🏝😎
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42 what?🤔🤔 Days of sobriety? Days of skincare? 42 what sir… explain!!
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A cowardly ant = Hesit-ant
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What in the ‘kitaffeeri’ is this y’all!! 😂😂
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I couldn’t decide which one to post, so y’all gon have to see them all!! 🙈
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We just use a cut up piece of a kakutiya… why??!
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Y’all remember when pics of Daudi’s wedding were posted on here!! 😂😂
There was much weeping and gnashing of teeth!!
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Whenever I embark on a new journey, or enter new territory in life, that man will call me every single day (morning and night) to make sure I’m adjusting and acclimating well. He’ll do that until he feels I don’t need him to hold my hand anymore 😭😭😭
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The Ugandan National Quidditch team actually beat Wales in the 1994 Quidditch World Cup, though we never made it to the finals.
Watching Harry potter and the Goblet of fire and someone was waving the Ugandan flag...baffling
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Dear Christians, Please stop telling people that their loved ones are dying (of COVID) because they don’t have faith!!
It’s insensitive 😒😒😒
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So... upgrade to fornication??! Mmmkay! Thank you.
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Mahn, no one/nothing prepares you for the day after you bury a loved one!!
😭😭😭
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We really need to revise the saying, “Obukadde magezi” because…
This picture of Rihanna portrays something deeper than u see. Only the smart ones will understand it. But here we go again:
Rihanna is the "Man"
Asap Rockey is the "Woman" following the "Man"
He does the carrying of the baby while the Woman-Alpha is busy providing for the home
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Dear
@Airtel_Ug
, whose ass do I have to eat in your esteemed organization for me to have a sensible internet reception in my neighborhood?!
I raise this problem in your dms on a monthly basis!!
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A susu cake, a pupu cake, a wedding cake!! 😂
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Coincidentally, I just had this done today.
In memory of my best friend 🥹
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Dating a techie is so cool!!
I recently got a new PC so I just installed Team Viewer and the rest of the setup will be taken care of while I sleep!! ☺️☺️
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Thankful that I made it home safe… these highway robbers were really determined that I don’t make it!!
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How do people actually eat these?! I need a step by step tutorial!!
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So the iPads where for what?? Candy crush??!
#NTVnews
: Plenary sitting shifted to the tent in observance of social distancing measure
#COVID2019
. Only 80 MPs will attend and House is to consider the 2020/21FY budget.
@ntvuganda
@DailyMonitor
@jkkarungi
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My sandals we stolen midterm so I had to MAKE myself new sandals out of a safi cardboard box and sisal rope.
😅😅😅
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Like dis, Like dat?!
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Happy birthday
@lovvewolf
🥳🎉🎂
Here’s to more years of catching flights and watching night lights. 🥂✨🛫
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So we just got into it with HR (again!!) about my beard!! 😅😅
So if you see me around without one, it’s Capitalism’s fault. 😭
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Have you ever wanted something so much but you’re scared to want it… because by wanting it, you’d be giving it power over you, and you’re scared of what not getting it will do to you??!
Yeah.
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Say less…
Just so you know...it’s Kwetega o’clock!! Always take time off to oppress the oppressors
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Beyoncè is turning 42 y’all!! 🥳🎉🎂
Happy birthday to the coolest child of destiny,
@eric_muhumuza
!!
I love you buddy! ♥️
Leka tukube Partey leero!🥳🎂
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If I had the money, I would have bought
@AzawiOfficial
a Range Rover for the good work she did on that African Music album.
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I want to apologize to everyone I wished a Happy New Year...
That was clearly a lie.
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I’m never going live this down at the office!! 😂😂😂 they finna cook my ass for life!!
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Having one of those depressive episodes and still having to carry on with life and responsibilities!!
Adulting is so ghettaux!! 😪
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So we made plans to have dinner at Protea... she went to the one in entebbe and I was patiently waiting at the one in Kampala! 🤦🏾♂️
Happy Valentines y’all.
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You guys who have been calling this thing “Blankets” have finally had your prayers answered! They’ve finally removed the “ and wine” 😂
WHAT NOT TO BRING: Unlike previous editions, no outside drinks or food will be allowed at the December edition.
Fear not! We've got you covered with a food court and multiple drink stations offering ALL kinds of drinks at discounted prices! 😃
#BlanketsAndWineKla
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This means they all wearing protection, right?!
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And flaunt I shall. 😎
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How do you tell someone that you’re jealous while full well knowing you have no right to be??!
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Pineapples are like the Dora Milaje… they have jurisdiction wherever they find themselves to be!!
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My hate for nsenene is so strong that imma use it as a paternity test...
If that child likes nsenene, ain’t no way it’s mine.
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For example, are you being cuddled rn?! Yes you! Don’t scroll… I’m talking to you!!
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Bruh, random memory…
SUPA STRIKERS!! Where did those comic books go?! 😭😭
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Idk what you people have against joy and happiness, but you need to heal.
Touch some grass
Hug your parents. I’m sure whatever they did for you was the best they could do.
Let people love their children in peace.
Oh, so this is a trend now??? Apparently the NEW SUCCESS CARD way 🤣🤣🤣.
I will say this, more than the children, parents need help and regardless of what many may think, this is just wrong!!!
VIDEO THREAD: 1/6
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Girl please, believers are always up in unbelievers’ business!! Why give the smoke if you can’t take the smoke.
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You do realize that the mere existence of the institution of adoption is a result of the failure of the heterosexual institution to take care of its own bi-product!! 😂😂
The LGBTQ community be picking up the slack.
LGBTQ people adopting children is funny to me tbh, if everyone in the world was gay whose child would you have adopted?
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Funny story, it we had agreed to date for only two weeks… but we’re now two years in, and still counting!! 😅😅
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I would be nice to win this one... for my birthday 😊😊
Updated:
"An amazing opportunity for 2 lucky winners to experience the Nkwanzi Scent in your home.
Quote this tweet, get 100rts and 50 likes retweets by 10 am tomorrow and win yourself a candle 2 scented candles.
Winners must be following us 😉
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I had the important job of being
@raymzzy94
’s ring bearer/keeper.
I’ve never felt so honored in my life! 🥺
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I’ve been having a shit day y’all…
And my colleague picked me up from school with food and flowers 🥺☺️😁
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Guys, let’s close the Lapi’s!! You’ve done enough!
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Today I celebrate this sister of mine 🥳🥳
Happy birthday mwana wa maama,
@ImaniMulungi
Nkwagaliza bilungi na mikisa 🥰
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Spread the word guys.
Let’s come through for my sister. 🙏🏾♥️
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if ya see this quote with a non smiling picture of yourself.
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Valar Dohaeris😎
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Hostile tribes;
Rural urban migration;
Lack of capital
- Pick one!!
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There are few words I hate more than the word ‘foreigner’. And I lose respect for every African that uses it to describe other Africans.
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Let’s cleanse the TL with a siblings photo dump😌
Happy Sunday ✨
Let’s cleanse the TL with a siblings photo dump😌
Happy Sunday ✨
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I finally agree with
@tandeka_mutebi
, Zoey Johnson from grown-ish is annoying af!! Like... 😤🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ the world doesn’t revolve around you sis. Sit tf down!!
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I’m on kitchen duty today, but I hope the members that went to church got extra anointing because the way I have kusitama-d while at this sigiri… god help us all!! 😂😂😂
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They have clearly told y’all that they’re gender non-binary but you still want to put them in your little binary box!! Fuck outta here!
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You mean I could have been paid this whole time??! Tragic!
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