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Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
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Wearing sunshades indoors and they say he’s not a Yoruba man? Next excuse please.
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“As you can see, am quite expensif.. am not for everybody, which is nurmul”
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If God sent hungry babes as the first plague, e for no reach 10. Dem for don choke pharaoh neck with billing.
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Posted Lagos to London flight of 96k, people were telling me “how many people could afford it then?”
Number of people that could afford it then are way more than the people who can afford the current price.
Let’s continue to be stupid nigbayen.
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Babes wey want “something serious” don too dey plenty for street. Oluwa this isn’t the plan.
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Prodigal son sef squander hin inheritance to Akinus Alabitheus 20BC. E don tey wey sure odds dey cast.
Ban gambling ko. You are an adult, take charge of your frigging habits.
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Nobody: ….
Her husband when he’s about to beg for someone else’s food:
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Naah fam. This is something you wear balaclava for & use a voice distortion app
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Idk man. You just see some babes & you know their no. 1 love language is receiving gifts.
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courting. proudly wanting to pursue someone, putting in genuine effort, being thoughtful and considerate when making that effort. bring back courting.
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Goge Africa.
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I’m sorry but what’s funny to me is FOCK (Friends of Cool Kids) twitter being upset the video was posted. Not the hypocrisy o.
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Yoruba men have that sauce fam. We are undefeated.
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Lmao I’ve noticed that when people perceive that someone on the TL has money or has some influence, everything they say is right somehow. 💀💀
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No be for una side MacBook collect golden shower ?
Nigerian cishet women, I'm really sorry this is the pool of men you somehow have to choose from. But then again, some of you deserve each other
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“Omg, my friends are always enjoying. I keep getting them stuff 😩😩” giiirrrllllllllllll
“I want a generous man because I’m generous” lol we know your game
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Comfort trying to stop container from falling on your head in ojuelegba
You know someone earning N2.5M is living way more comfortable in Nigeria than someone earning even €3000 living in Europe, yes??? Lmao?
You people need to really leave your comfort zones sometimes to know these things tho.
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They never left. But it’s fun to watch a lot of people pretend like this generation is made up of trailblazers.
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And my hot take for today.
Bullying isn’t always physical. A lot of you here bully others a lot & are mean for no damn reason because I guess it makes you look cool. Please do better.
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@StigEzeh
You in hell when all the demons are pointing and saying “oh wow, that’s him” “yes that’s really him”
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Shame. Divulging sensitive information to strangers. Shame again.
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Tried to pick something on the floor & I made a relief sound after I got it .. then an 18 yo beside me said “well, that was a long way down wasn’t it?”
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I think people will feel better if they stop seeing sex as some soul matching, divine gracing shit. It’s just sex, that’s it. you’re mating… like other animals.
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Having sex with your friend, listening to her problems & finding solutions to them, caring for her. As a friend. >
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When twitter NG gives you a pedestal, reject it. Because the day they’ll come back for it, you no go believe am.
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Loneliness from not being wanted hits different. Trying and trying but they’d rather pass.
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Like every other job. The top earners make it look great
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uno get half of Danny money but you dey abuse him hairline 😭 no go find job
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Anyway, Lagos dating scene is made up of dishonesty .. so .. sorry to you all.
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Lol. Well this is awkward.
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Let’s be honest. It’s not like we haven’t seen this before.
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Idk what’s funnier, babes embracing the patriarchy or mids wanting their own alpha male.
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Why?
Why are girls twerking in yhemo lees emails and dm? Whyyyyyy?
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The only reason why people will argue this is because deep down, they believe in “oyinbo superiority”. This take is facts.
I have a controversial opinion. Nigerian Producers can go H2H against American Producers.
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You peoples definition of love looks more like parasitism everyday & I don’t want that.
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When you invite a babe to a restaurant & you see her with 3 other babes.
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“Here niggas damn”
Moroccan Player, Sofiane Boufal has apologised to Africans for saying their World Cup win over Spain was a win for Arabs, and forgetting to mention Africa.
"Sorry for forgetting to mention ALL of Africa. Thanks for supporting us. I also dedicate the victory to you of course".
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@exotiknuella
Because he has done good work and I’m for continuity. That is not to say that I think his admin is perfect.
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That’s the problem with victim mentality. You never think you’re on the giving end, only receiving .. no self-assessment.
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Next of kin -
Imagine saying you're going to start caring about work-life balance once you turn 35, and then you die at 34 😭
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Man. Omah Lay’s understand started hitting different after the cheating thing. I honestly didn’t have to know 😭😭😭
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Low affection maintenance babes >> she sef busy die & when you guys talk, you talk.
(God please don’t let this tweet get into alariwo alainikanse twitter)
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I think If a babe really likes you, you barely go through any hoops. Na man wey she no too send she go dey mentally check hin ways.
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Lactose intolerant babes are too funny. Your own stomach doesn’t listen to you, please explain why I should?
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Gotta start soft-blocking people that bring hungry babes to my tl now.
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People slander oats like they slander bounty, for tl praise.
They are both top tier.
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There’s nothing wrong with wanting & desiring marriage & I really hope people leave this nonsense social media “hard guy” stuff.
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Why are you ok spending someone’s money & you don’t know what they do. Aren’t you people scared ?
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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with fucking on the first date. You people attach too much value to sex.
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How are you lying this much on your way to church ? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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For me, “Come jor let’s spend your money” from someone i don’t find attractive or I’m close to, is such an ick. Almost feels like an attack.
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Chopping like 8 guys at the same time. Accountable to none.
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And that’s ok.
Twitter is really out here trying to confirm our deepest fears.
Yes, your followers see your tweets, they just don’t fuck with you like that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The agbalumo theory.
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If you need all these things to be a “fine babe” .. doesn’t that just tell you … you know … maybe you’re not actually fine ?
When she said being a fine girl in Lagos is expensive I got that sha
Looking good is damn expensive bruhhhh
Microblading 30k
Smp lash 10k
Makeup 15k
Hair 95-100k
I recently relaxed my hair 6k at a salon in ogba
Bring a woman is expensive o
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Cultism is so short-sighted & so stupid. The cons outweigh the pros so much.
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Harry Kane to history yesterday.
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“You go understand why your papa na introvert, you don dey reach that age” - Neosvvy (2023)
This thing is funny and sad sha.
Men are guiding and lying and find ways to cope rather than communicating. Just because they don't want to deal with the consequences of women's reaction to it.
But women won't hesitate to communicate their displeasure.
Who do men this thing?
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She’s been tweeting about him since. So really what’s the issue gan gan ?
My boyfriend really raised the bar. I’m never going back to unserious/ struggle love.
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A lot of you aren’t far away from the older generation’s idea of marriage like you think. Lol.
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They don marry. Na we wey get bad behaviour remain.
Dawg, we used to do MCM and WCW. Now everybody is guiding 24/7. wtf happened?
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It’s very ok to see having a long term partner as a goal. Tired of you people policing other people’s wants.
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