@garlic_wife
Talked to my doctor about it and he said 5 other people also came in that day to ask, probably unrelated but it's nice to know the community is being more aware 🫡
@TophCoins
@AggroCrabGames
"We at the Pissing Company condemn the Shitting and Farting inc's decision to use Non Flush-able Turds and will no longer do business with them."
I'm eating a slice of costco pizza and drinking mountain dew in the sun watching planes take off and a pretty woman is telling me I'm gorgeous...life is so good....
For those wondering: no, after over 10 days
@BurgerKing
has still not contacted me with a resolution on how they are going to make up for this inedible meal they served me on September 5. I e-mailed them back a third time tonight bc the franchisee still hasn't reached out! Wow.
Correction: not all rap music sucks, but i really, REALLY dislike rap music
especially modern rap music. The few rap songs i like tho are anime based or sonic based. Sorry. Not sorry.
I smirk with confidence "hmph you'll lose because trans women are better at shape rotation than you" I fumble while bringing up a graph on my phone "s-see!" looking up I see my date kissing the trans woman she just beat in pool "sigh...another one slips away from ol bobdaduck..."
@seagerformayor
*transforms into a cosmic wolf, revealing my true form* guess you want to play with the big boys now, or I guess the big WOLVES...heh *grins* I should warn you though.....it's not gonna be easy *growls and pounces at you*
Grabing my bat feeling my time has come after being woken up by someone breaking in, I turn to my beautiful wife with a sorrowful look "If im not back in an hour....call the sperm retrieval unit"