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the most female to ever do it. something of a jester. 1/7 of the balatroupe.

harley | 20 | she | autistic
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me in The Last of Us world trying to convince the other survivors not to shoot me after i got bit
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"What's that button on your shirt?" "She/Her pronouns sir" "And what've you got written on your helmet?" "Puppyboy Twink sir" "Puppyboy Twink and she/her pronouns? Is that some kind of sick joke?" "I think I was trying to suggest something about the binary of gender, ma'am"
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@FREAKYPRlNCESS She said "why dont you ever post me on your story"
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"1970" and shes playing on an ipad 😭
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Leila!
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Will Barnet, “Woman Reading” (1970)
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the way this wouldnt be that bad if she didnt try to portray herself as an edgelord who doesnt give a fuck. like how do u pal around with nazis and tell people u dont give a shit and then act like this. just embarrassing.
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This video of doja cat be taking me out 😭
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genuinely the worst thing to ever happen to me
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pearl's big ass
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@tv_educator andrew hussie grew a twink in his lab absent of the mistakes he saw present in himself
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@goftue You need to give credit. I need royalties. You are stealing from hard working trans women
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@Ballsphobia you're TOAST
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@bxsel why did taylor do this
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@TrueAnonPod you cant keep doing this
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@goftue if you found my car keys on the sidewalk they arent yours this isnt finders keepers losers weepers. my lawyers will be in touch.
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@Cryballs @bxsel oh hell no so she felt it coming out so she pushed it back in
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@DISSOLVED__GIRL @meefstewk went to gooning class and everyone said you were valedictorian
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And if you kidnap all the princesses, who will clean your TOILETS mister Ice King?
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@abjortia leave. her. alone.
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@FREAKYPRlNCESS me during the eclipse
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@holzawn god this is so stupid but im giggling
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@danghentschel ...Are you serious? You are holding your DAUGHTER for the first time. If a TikTok ban makes this the worst day of your life, then you clearly don't value your newborn child. Grow up, dude. You're a FATHER.
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hunter schafer wants to paint the post she agreed with as something else so here's what she ACTUALLY agreed with. read the opening line. read the thesis of that post and all the points it makes trying to support it and tell me hunter isn't lying to your faces. 🧵
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it is so funny that internet historian fanboys were calling hbomb a murderer and the whole time james was just in his room jerking off
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By the way, since some people have figured it out on their own already, just gotta say that the same day James Somerton put up his post faking his death he rebranded his alt account then posted about tv shows and horny posted
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@danghentschel My friend sent me this. Are you serious? Is this what workplace confidence does for you?
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i got rizzed so hard im sorry that came out of nowhere
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the gordy scene in nope
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@okk_zach my heart would sink thru my chest
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@timeforjaya i think "jokes that didnt quite land" is not a good way to put it but otherwise i agree with you
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@danghentschel You are so beautiful
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2023 is now 36% complete
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ethel cain would've been my best friend in highschool i would have said her full name was ethanol cocaine and she would've been like omg i can't take you anywhere harley
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@LandfallGames i posted this two days ago and im going to need to see proof that the ascii face customization was not RIPPED away from my DELICATE, TRANSGENDER HANDS
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okay this is getting out of hand
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@danghentschel Is this a joke? Why does it look like you DROPPED her?
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@westernunion2k it feels so weird to see a meme that i only understand because i read a single wikipedia article years ago
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@wagatwe when i was depressed i was not in need of other people's perspectives. that's literally all i got from people, i had enough of other people's perspectives. what i needed was someone to listen to me and not act like they were humoring someone not in touch with reality.
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@brianjoralvarez what about an aunt that is your uncles wife?
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hbomber guy getting venmo'd 17 dollars with a note saying "Please right my wrongs..."
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Huh
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do you fw me
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the minion menu at ihop says trans rights
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@danghentschel Uh.. Aircraft Manufacturing? Like you manufacture planes? The planes in the sky? That need precise specifications to work properly? That isn't a profession where you can just fake it until you make it. Lives are at risk. Yeah, you're getting fired.
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@danghentschel From your lazy excuse to the picture of your concerned face, I think that miiiight not be dye. Considering red is, you know, also the color of *human blood*. And, buddy, X detectives don't play around about flagrant displays of crime. You're prooobably going to jail.
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@danghentschel Uh... Why do you have her purse? If you're asking what that is, she clearly doesn't know you're looking inside it...
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me when i see a man with a penis
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@danghentschel ...Did I read this wrong? You might've not known the dog but you love your partner and you should care that they lost someone important to them. I'm lost. Can you really be that cold?
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@chronakey do you know i think about this video constantly. "hold on when's the performance starting" is etched into my brain
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@sweetposting if a teacher had butterflies for me i'd fold
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ME AND GF MOVING TO MISSOURI TODAY. DOES ANYONE HAVE 1000000 DOLLARS I CAN BORROW WITHOUT MAKING ME GIVE IT BACK?
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am i tripping???????
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Content Warning is free to own on Steam (offer ends April 2nd) "Content Warning is a co-op horror game where you film spooky stuff with your friends to try and go viral." Becomes a paid game after the free offer
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this image makes me so happy. he's drinking a carbonated beverage like me. we have so much in common with the animal kingdom :)
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YALL !!! IM ON HRT NOW !!!
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fyi get a job
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fyi, the creator of this is known for being biphobic by the way!
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@bklynb4by i cannot stop laughing
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@Orteil42 im so concerned did u get hacked my good friend orteil u would never do this to me
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@minasdemon only grans
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@themalaru my gf is 20 im 19 and im going to tell her this when she wakes up thank you
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the spicy korean q boneless wings at wingstop say trans rights
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i am officially 20 years old. i am starting the 3rd decade of my life with a cat and a job. love you all 💜💜💜💜
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that is your friend's lore. do not live in another person's shadow. have the courage to create something worth regretting.
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My friend was the one that started the “mommy? Sorry, mommy?” meme and we hate him for it
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@BloodBecoming i hope u mean this in a silly half-joking way and not wrt the actual insults and harrassment they were receiving. i almost got mad at this post but im realizing this might not be as sinister as i thought lol
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my girlfriend cannot do anything without referencing a twitter meme. i shit you not, while moving to another room on video call she says "me at the walking store" like??
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after some long and careful delberation, ive decided to dedicate this #NationalGirlfriendDay thread to my girlfriend, @Iucyswift (Lucy). i took so long bc i was still figuring out who i should make these posts about. i think picking my girlfriend was the right choice.
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are we fucking wirh the high ponytail
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@orteil42 the people who are respectively tasked with enforcing and interpretting that constitutional right would sell their souls for a donut. so no :[
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theyfab SHOCKS transfem barista by ordering in fluent 4chan terminology
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@danghentschel Ohhhhh boy. It's pixels on a screen, my guy. What you're holding in your hand is LIFE. TikTok... is not real life. Your daughter is going to have a ✨wild✨ ride if this is the dad she's up against...
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ppl keep asking about my sexuality so just to officially come out: im bi when im attracted to a guy, lesbian when im attracted to a girl, and ace when im rejecting someone
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@CISFAKER @boygirIgirlboy you were being kind of rude and i don't think acting aloof is impressing anyone. is it that hard to say "my joke came off more crass than anticipated"
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@TrueAnonPod claims to be pro-life / pops zits
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@wuzztozz most certainly not. Un-Yeah this post rn
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spirited away watchers when yubaba comes on screen
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why do so many autistic people gaslight ourselves into thinking we are amelia bedelia. "take your time" reallh means take your time and like all words it can be said sarcastically. why do we keep making posts like this
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so i didn’t know until i was in my mid-twenties that some allistics use “take your time” as a passive-aggressive way to imply that you’re already doing so, and in excess of their patience
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me when my girlfriend goes to sleep without eating any of the snacks i brought her from the kitchen
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putting her in the criterion closet and locking the door with chains
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me pretending to be pearl so that mia goth can be in me
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my girlfriend hates me. if it came down to it she would proofread my suicide note
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not a TV show/movie but my mom's brother died on 9/11
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what was the worst most HEARTBREAKING tv show/movie deaths for you?
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@euijko @speckvoices dont know either of you but the photo you posted is of a hot person and you are not gru from despicable me so log off and be normal pls 😭
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two queens frotting
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oh hell no
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i don't think we should expect biological sex hormones to always have 1:1 correspondence with socially constructed genders.
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"i wish i could be read as a feminine man and not as a cis woman :(" ok go on hormones "no i don't want to look like a man :(" brother,
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nice try but thats a painting!
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Girl
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the post she agreed with is transmedicalist 100% and if she genuinely respected nonbinary people she would have apologized for it instead of lying about what the post actually said. anyone who still pushes her lie is reaching hard and can't handle their fave being a bad person.🧵
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ONE YEAR. 365 days with my girlfriend. "The best year of my life" sells short what was honestly the most healing, joyous, and hopeful period of my life. Lucy, the physical manifestation of the girlfriend your subconscious conjures while you dream, has made waking up wonderful.
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announcement
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@freakmnstrnasty you will never be japanese
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