Sam Denham
@SJCDenham
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Fell for the oldest trick in the book 😞
Big thanks to
@chilliraj1
in St Albans for hosting our team night last night.
3 lads turning up in a full kit as well, no surprises who
#COYM
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Le bosh ✈️✈️
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🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺
FT Colney Heath 4-0 Crawley Green
Sippetts, Dixon-Smith, Tortora, Hughes
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And that’s me done for the season 😮💨
What a way to end it winning 6 in a row and another clean sheet 👊🧼
Been an absolute pleasure playing this season
3rd best defence and sitting in 7th ain’t bad for a team everyone thought would get relegated 😉
Up the heath!!!!!!!!! 🕺🕺🕺
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The turn around
@1972Jets
have had this season is something you love to see 👏🏻well done to
@TomInch89
and barnesy for getting them there after the start they had 💙
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So far today been called a veo stand , that one Barnsley fan , told to keep nibbling to put on a few pounds and a pepperami . I don’t think I’ll ever delete twitter 🤣
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1 game 1 win ✅
Squatted all the way down for a goal ✅
My man who scored for them 🥴🥴
Top goal scorer at club 😍🤣
#UPTHEHEATH
🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Preseason is finally over 🥳🥳🥹 start off this Saturday in the FA cup 🏆 Definitely be worth the watch 👀👀
@1972Jets
@OxheyJetsFans
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Tbf to stu atkins he is smashing the table 👀👀
On the Non-League Show this evening:
🔴Amersham Town boss Stuart Atkins
🔴Kempston Rovers manager Richard Keil
🔴St Margaretsbury joint manager Paul Holding
Plus lots more.
Listen live at 6pm or catch up on BBC Sounds:
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I am really good at football
That just sums our game up today, Denham misses from a yard out
⚫️ 0-2 🟡 | (87’)
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If you didn’t know I’m a goal scorer now
@1972Jets
@OxheyJetsFans
#FACUP
#nonleaguefootball
@KristianSwaby
getting the assist as well 👀👀✈️
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Guess it’s time for the tweet
@TwoJ14
you missed this I know
@BrookHouseFC
first win in months ✅
Did
@tomgk1clark
save a pen ✅
Was I skipper ✅
Are we getting relegated ❌
Have we got 6 points against a team fighting for play offs ✅✅✅✅✅✅
#UTBH
💙🤍
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Shittest game I’ve ever played 🤣
Dragged after 60 for losing the ball more times I can count 👍
Kai comes on for me and scores the winner ✅
Colney is black and white 🖤🤍🖤🤍
Semis ✅✅
𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 - 𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐈 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒
We head into the Semi Finals of the Herts Charity Shield.
A good game, played in the right way. But it’s us that sail through
Good luck rest of the season,
@londoncolneyfc
#UPTHEHEATH
⚫️⚪️
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@mattyday2015
outside my house when I got home from work today
𝗦𝗔𝗠 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗛𝗔𝗠 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗡 ✍🏻
Only took him 3 months, but we finally got our man, Sam Denham is a magpie.
Also,
@SJCDenham
will be sponsored by first team coach
@YoursTrulyMrMac
#WELCOMESAMDENHAM
#UpTheHeath
⚫️⚪️
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FA VASE ON SATURDAY 🤩 get down to watch and put some money behind that bar 😉✈️✈️
@OxheyJetsFans
@1972Jets
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Clean sheet 🧼
Lovely assist even though it was. Shot 🫡
Only player to not get injured 🤕
10 minutes in goal 🧤
Made an absolute worldy of a save 🧱
#UPTHEHEATHHHHHH
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Unbeaten in April
Was nice for
@mattyday2015
to let me start this time
Cleanoooos
#UPTHEHEATHHHHH
⏱️ FULL TIME
4️⃣ Wins in a row
🤩 Unbeaten in April
⭐️ Ben Turville a joke
⚽️ Hughes & Kimber
🕺 We like to Parrrrtay!
#COYM
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Probably check list time now we won 🤍🖤
Save
@ConnorSansom1
arse from an embarrassing goal ✅
Perfect finish into the bottom corner ✅
Did we bottle it 🥴ALMOST
3 Points
#UPTHEHEATH
🖤🤍
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UP THE HEATH 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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OOOOOF THAT FELT GOOD 🤍🖤
FULL TIME!
We progress through to the next round of the Herts Charity Shield with a 90th minute winner.
Colney Heath 1-0 Welwyn Garden City
#UPTHEHEATH
⚫️⚪️
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Well done
@RaynersLaneFC
tonight on their win , was a good game and we battled till the end tough to take the loss but we move on to Saturday to hopefully get those points 💙
@BrookHouseFC
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Currently looking for someone to sponsor me for the season £100 for the whole season can only promise you’ll get shouted a lot for yellow cards 👀
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Soft yellow ☑️
Shit crosses ☑️
Good football ☑️
IN THE NEXT ROUND ☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
#UPTHEHEATHHHHHH
🤍🖤
WE PROGRESS!
Full time score it’s finishes 2-1 to The Heath.
Goals from Kinoshi & Owen send us through to the next round of the FA Cup.
#UpTheHeath
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Today I got sent off for 2 yellows after only getting 1 🙄🤣it then took the ref 5 minutes to realise he booked the number 8 on our team earlier and that I was wearing number 6 , he then cut the game 8 minutes short 🤣 can safely say that’s never happened before
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Scored a goal for disallowed ❌ Got a yellow for hitting the ball out the throwers hands 🟨 Other team lose their head ✅ BIG W 💙🤍
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PONY HEATHHHHHHH🤍🖤
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Not like me to tweet after a loss but we played our hearts out and was so unfortunate not to come out with anything from tonight against top of the league and then losing to a penalty late on 🥲 2 more games and we’re done for the season and I can safely say the rest is needed 💙
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Made a certain 9 lose his head 🫣
Got punched twice in the face 🥊
Only cb not to score 😔
Swollen knee again 🩼
5 GAMES UNBEATEN ✅✅✅✅✅
#UTBH
💙🤍
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Assist 60 yard ball pin point by Sam denham 🤩
GOAL!
Sippetts 3 minutes after he latched onto a long ball
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I am looking for someone to sponsor me for this upcoming season✈️ get in touch if you want it to be you 💙 any retweets are appreciated
@1972Jets
@OxheyJetsFans
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Water is wet
Denham goes into the book for a cynical foul.
🟡🔵 2-0 ⚫️⚪️ | (76')
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Some end to the year that 🤩
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Should’ve been sent off ✅
Blocked it off the line 🧱
Other team lost their head ✅
Put the gk shirt on for 10 seconds 🕣
But we get another point 🤭🤭🤭
Ft 1–1 Brook get a point on the road at Eversley & California
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Not a bad weekend this puttshack with the boys and seeing the mrs perform 🤍💙
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I don’t think this weekend could’ve gone any worse football wise anyway 🙄🙄 hate the sport anyway
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3 points ✅✅✅
Clean sheet 🧱🧱
@tomgk1clark
Inches away from scoring from own half 🫣
Slide tackle galore 🌧
We’re just good at football and on the rise 💙🤍
#UTBH
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Definitely made hard work of it last night but finally getting that win and onto the next round
@1972Jets
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Seeing two of my ex clubs beef it out on twitter is quite the view 🤩
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Left it late but season over and we’re staying up 😮💨🥳 two swollen knees and now we rest 🫠 how can you not love football
@BrookHouseFC
💙🤍💙
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Huge game tonight I’m sure the whole worlds gonna be watching this, return of some old friends😏obviously talking about
@BrookHouseFC
vs
@hbfc_1872
😉
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Immensely proud of this one for getting a first in her English literature degree 🎊🎊❤️
@abixlouisex
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3 assists ☑️
Broke someone else’s ankle ☑️
Won 3-3 ☑️
100% pass accuracy ☑️
Have
@classifiedfc
beat kp ❎
UP THE SHAGGING KAREN
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3 goals , clean sheet , 3 points and a 13th or something yellow for the season
⏱️ FULL TIME
👏🏻 Another 3 points & another clean sheet
🥶 Brilliant second half display
🕺 We like to partaaaaay!
#COYM
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Glad to have signed for the new season BIG THINGS TO COME ;)
NEW SIGNING:
The Club is pleased to welcome
@SJCDenham
to our ranks for 2020/21. A versatile defender who’s very comfortable on the ball, glad to have you onboard Sam💪
#InitiationPassed
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FOOOOTBALLLLLL
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W 🖤🤍
🕐 FULL TIME
😁 3 big points in the bag
Magpies 3-1 Sransted
Sippetts, Hughes & Tortuta
#COMEONYOUMAGPIES
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We’re a fucking joke 💙🤍 5 UNBEATEN 🤩🤩
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Awful to see people hacking into innocent players accounts and giving this amazing club a bad rep !
@X
you need to have tighter security precautions!!
#mon
Club Statement.
@lewisputts
would like to sincerely apologise for the unauthorized posts made on social media. His account was hacked, and he is taking immediate steps to secure it.
We regret any confusion or inconvenience this may have caused.
#Mon
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Only keeper to concede 4 and get told he’s the best non league keeper they’ve ever came up against 🫠
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YEAHHHHHHH BOIII
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You just love to see it
Full time in the Easter egg derby
Harefield 1
Jets 2 ( Jake Tabor , sean Giordmaina)
Penalty save by Brad Shaw from former jets Louis Bircham.
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@DirtyFootbaIIer
@chazzapatmore1
against evergreen after the bloke kicked a ball at his face 👀
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Fucking way too hot 🥵
Clean sheet 🧼
Miss a sitter ✅
Another W ✅✅✅
#UPTHEHEATH
Billy Owen sinks Cockfosters
The perfect away performance with a fully deserved 3 points.
Great shift all round & well done boys.
#UpTheHeath
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@csp_afc
@JamieOvington
The only bloke I know to train in ankle socks 🤣🤣 still some player though good luck mate
@JamieOvington
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@OxheyJetsFans
Shocking officiating the whole night , not to mention the blatant cheating from Swaby 🥲
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0/10 performance from me but who cares 🖤🤍
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Only I would get a straight red 40 minutes into the first game back after all this frost ❄️ I guess we just wait and see how long the bans gonna be . 50/50 btw 🥲
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No card ✅
Kicked the ball out loads 🙄
Defended the last 25 mins 🧱
Lots of last ditch tackles 🤩
Brook house are on the rise 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Big 3 points today for the lads. Goals from Michael O’Neil
@michaeloneil_10
and Foday Sesay
@Fodzie_
hard fought, disappointed to end with only 10 on the pitch. Good luck to
@afcaldermaston
for the rest of the season just not too much 😉 a decent game of football from both teams.
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Turned into prime R9 ⚽️
Yellow card again 🟨 4 in 6 now
Swollen knee 🩼
No cash for a pint though 😔
💙🤍💙🤍
Another good team performance last night in the
@middxfa
Cup. A worldie from CB and Player of the Match
@SJCDenham
which we’ll never hear the end of, and 4 out of 5 penalties taken successfully with the odd save from our young No2 No1 Dylan. Let’s keep it going Brook 🔵⚪️
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5 on the bounce 😮💨 everyone still giving their all with 2 games left 🤩 keep on partying till Benidorm 🕺
⏱️ FULL TIME
💨 5 wins in a row as we beat London Lions, 2-1
⚽️ Goals from Hughes & Dixon-Smith give us the win
🕺 We like to Parrrrtay!
#COYM
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Now that
@chazzapatmore1
and
@jakeytjakey
are established combined county league players, is it time for
@SSML2022
to change his favourite league
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Legend
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One more bit of preparation for the season , get down and watch ✈️✈️
Next up we face
@FCFleetTown
at home for our final pre season match before the season opener on the 6th August!
With no
@WatfordFC
match until Monday why not head to the Boundary to get your Saturday football fix!
Free Entry to all
✈️
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@StokeyyG2
If only his brother Gerry McCann could find his daughter like this man has found the back of the net
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