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@TwoJ14
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4 years
@super_star2424 @rosslohan Could you imagine 😂😂?! “We have straight, bi or gay blood, which would you like sir? “Straight please, if no straight available then bi” “Oh sorry sir, we only have gay blood in at the moment” “Then I’ll be taking my transfusion elsewhere, come on Karen. Let’s go”
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Suella Braverman who is married to a *checks notes* a Jewish man and also has *checks notes again* close family members serving in the IDF says we need to stand with Israel. Get in the fucking bin, you horrible piece of shit 🚮
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"We need to stand with Israel continually throughout this bitter and cruel and evil conflict." Former home secretary Suella Braverman attended a pro-Israel rally in central London. Read more:
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@cool_thoughtsLW @chukwucha_ “She represents us” because I too, sit in my luxurious palace at Christmas time, on my solid gold throne, telling others about how life has been tough for me as one of the wealthiest people in the world 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@HasbulIah Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, Your hands can’t hit, What your eyes can’t see. - Hasbullah, 2021
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Shoutout to all the Huns out there. #CELRAN
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@TheFyfie Not necessarily.
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Ched Evans is a bold choice at CB.
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The correct lineup for tomorrow.
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@Ardens_99 @footballvillain @AsapChow 35 year old centre back Thiago Silva playing RB
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@SalfordMe2023 All following Stephen Yaxley-Lennon who then jumped in a cab and ran away when the police were on the way. What a fanny.
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@TwoJ14
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4 years
@primroseb_ @lookhomiee I think we should translate into American: “Hey man, I would’ve told that chick to step off and stop acting so aggressive towards me. That’s gnarly behaviour. I would rather have taken an AK-47 from her friends than have someone record me on their cellphone, guys. WTF man.”
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@TwoJ14
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@sportbible @England Lee Catermole has to go. Great engine, unrivalled desire, unmatched passing range. I think a lot of 3 lions fans will be disappointed if he doesn’t make the squad.
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@mohammed_hijab : Piers, do you condemn the killing of innocent Palestinian people, yes or no? Piers Morgan: #PiersMorganUncensored
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@SkySportsPL Mark Bosnich back on the gear again I see 🙄
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@biu_boytone @Sporf @Arsenal @ManUtd “YOu CaN AlSO PosT HoW LoNg ThEY HavE BeEN GroUNDed In SiXth”
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@TheUnrealEhab @DuttyNUFC @thfcMax Oh, he called me racist, did he? Well that in itself is anti-white.
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@ladbible How she felt after digesting them
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@theboygibbo @leedsunited86 @NevilleSouthall Lost all confidence after having Michael Owen thundercunting volleys at him from 6 yards for a few hours
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@TwoJ14
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@Jayy2Jayy @sergiowl14 @FCFSeleccionCol BOSH. England knocking Colombia out of the World Cup like: #ItsComingHome
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@FootbalIStuff Telling the truth is considered ‘savage’ now?
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@sportbible Looking forward to Manchester Red vs North London Cannons again 🙄🙄
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@ladbible Me too babe
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@DavyKayOkay @deanojones85 @BBCBreaking I think he’s implying you’re a bit of a tosser, Dave
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Special delivery 📦 🎯⚽️
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@ladbible First date though 👀
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@TwoJ14
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@overtime The two GOATs 🐐🤜🏻🤛🏻🐐
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@ladbible Florida basically saying:
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@TwoJ14
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Not even close to Gary Neville, let alone Dani Alves. I hope Barstool Football go into administration and we never have to hear from them and their dogshit tweets again.
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THE GREATEST RB OF ALL TIME 🐐
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@sportbible Reckon someone should start a petition to have the game replayed..
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@sportbible This is all well and good until @SantosFC bring out all of Pele’s goals scored in training 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@TwoJ14
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6 years
@ladbible Couldn’t be prouder of those lions 🦁👏🏻. Keep going guys!
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Me resting well knowing I watched it all
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@FootyScran The fella in the kitchen throwing the tartar sauce on the baguette
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Absolutely disgusting from @bbcthree and @DWFCLadies . You should be ashamed of yourselves. Knowing first hand the amazing people behind the scenes at @BovingdonFC , doing untold hours of unpaid volunteer work to keep the club running, just to be made a mockery of. Disgraceful.
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@TwoJ14
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@ladbible I knew something was wrong wasn’t right when she closed her eyes before she even squeezed it 🙄
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@TwoJ14
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@lookhomiee @primroseb_ He said that he would hit her, are you mad, he would rather her whole little gang beat him up than have someone record him getting bullied by some little girl. 😊😊😊
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@SkySportsPL @SkySports Bit soft for me. Azpi makes a meal of it by how high he jumps. If he doesn’t jump that high, the ref doesn’t give a red 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@sully199011 Michael trying to explain himself to his mates in the pub
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@annealicia @GNev2 Ahh man, that’s upsetting 😂😂
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@sophielouisecc Leon said it best. May he rest in piece 🙏🏻
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@TwoJ14
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@SSML2022 Yes Joshyyyyyyyyyy
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@TwoJ14
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3 years
The same people crying because #PrinceHarry turned his back on the family are now crying because he’s returned home to attend his Grandad’s funeral. Absolute weapons. The lot of them.
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@TwoJ14
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#Woodstock99 - what an absolute shitshow from start to finish. Run by two of the most deluded cunts I’ve ever seen. How can you spread peace and love when you hire Korn and Limp Bizkit to play and let people shower in their own shit?!
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@TwoJ14
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Why the fuck would we wish Diego Maradona a happy birthday after he cheated us out of a World Cup and then supported anyone England played against in the 2018 World Cup. The fat wanker can go fuck himself!
@itvfootball
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Happy Birthday, Diego Maradona! 🎉 Is this the greatest goal he ever scored? 🤔
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@TwoJ14
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@FootbalIStuff That is quite easily Alex Song
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@FootyScran @HartleyFC A brioche bun as well?! The height of burger sophistication! Well played Hartley, well played 👏🏻👏🏻
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@StretfordPaddck Patrice Evra. Recognise those legs anywhere.
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@1899Guel @ManUtd @Evra Says the Spurs fan?
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@ladbible RIP Ian Holm
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@lukejmcevoy @JohnChivall @_DHOTYA @ElieNYC Except it’s not just women - it’s literally ANYONE who pull these whoppers out 🙄
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@Gozitna2 @RoastfaceK1llah Baffled mate. Apparently pointing out that she is married to a Jewish man and having family members serving in the IDF would obviously mean she her allegiances is to Israel who have killed and are killing innocent women, children and babies makes me a Nazi 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ladbible Unbelievable lad content there. Fantastic stuff.
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@TwoJ14
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@ladbible Fuck it. Might as well.
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@ladbible Great work Bear 🐻
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That’s a fucking outrageous decision. No way in any form of the game is that a foul on the keeper. McTominay is still the GOAT 🐐 #ESPSCO
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Scotland giving it to Maguire when they’re 2-0 down and seemingly oblivious to the fact that Maguire walks into any version of their team is ironic shithousing to smile at #SCOENG
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@ladbible Zack or Cody reminiscing about trying to shag London Tipton:
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I’d like to see the conversation between Gabriel Jesus and Riyad Mahrez after the game on Amazon Prime to be fair #LIVMCI
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@ladbible I’ve seen similar looking white lines on my coffee table but they’re usually gone within 20 seconds of them being there.. .. very strange
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@pseuderman @ladbible Your baby should be clapping too man, what the fuck
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@ladbible Man up and get a real addiction, like cocaine 🙄🙄
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@rickygervais Getting this Wolves 🟠 or Burnley 🟣 fan... Just need to watch a few more games and find out which 🤔
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@TwoJ14
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@FootballJOE Curtis Woodhouse? Ex-Premier League star?
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Lee Dixon is without a doubt the worst commentator up there. Martinez clearly tripped up “no foul there”. Reed falls over “a push in the back there”. Absolute wanker of the highest order!
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@Capt_Hangry @LiamJJohnson @nadinebh_ I think he’s beyond therapy, to be honest Kate. There’s no therapist alive that can help a big a c-unt as Piers Morgan. He’s just too far gone.
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@Cozy44 Which part of it was antisemitic? Is her husband not Jewish? Is he not a Zionist? Does she not have family members in the IDF? None of what I said was prejudice against the Jewish people, Grandpa.
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@sarkywaiter @_DAVlES @SkySportsNews Also, are we doing rush or stick goalies?
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@ladbible “It was at this point she knew... she fucked up”
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@AshleyCalver1 @sportbible People who are obsessed with stats and analyse them down to the smallest detail, don’t fully understand football🤷🏻‍♂️
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So, Declan Rice has scored from a shot where he ran 30 yards with the ball and somehow VAR have given an offside. Even an international level, VAR is absolute fucking wank. 🫠🫠🫠 #ENGMLT
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@h9ndo @ManUnitedZone_ Barthez? Fuck it - I’m all for throwing van der Gouw, Bosnich and Taibi in as well!
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@Sporf @D_DeGea @ManUtd @PFA But some shithouse publication from France will say that Lloris and Neuer are better... wankers
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@simonshreeve @aviation_tech @dgy774 @MattBardsley1 @DawkinsReturns A bit harsh to be fair. You telling me that you never made any mistakes when you were younger? I understand what he’s done is terrible but that doesn’t mean he can’t make a mistake, learn from it and grow as a person.
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@Sporf @SkySportsGolf Why is anybody surprised? The guy could strum a ball 70 yards cross field straight to feet.. chipping out of a bunker is nothing 🎯⛳️⚽️🤷🏻‍♂️
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@TwoJ14
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@sportbible I think I remember reading this 5 years ago... when it actually happened
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@dirkvandenbergh @Sporf @D_DeGea @ManUtd @premierleague He kept his 100th clean sheet in the Premier League yesterday, the tweet says “Premier League” so why would they mention his World Cup stats?
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@FullTimeDEVILS I wouldn’t pay £50m for Harry McGuire but I’d happily pay £50m for Harry Maguire. Maguire had a storming WC and would be good for us in both boxes. McGuire is a fairly unknown name that we couldn’t risk paying all that money for
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@Rugby1Peter @michael45982804 “I would say “OI GALLAGHER NO! I admire your guitar playing and your devil may care attitude to Class A drugs but don’t forget where you come from”. Then I’d give him a slap and send him back to Manchester”
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Imagine having someone on your team put in this type of shit tackle in in pre-season and then having the audacity to walk off the pitch later on in the game cause you’ve thrown a strop. Shithouse cunts.
@DunstableTownFC
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@ik_tolu Certainly one way of putting it? 😂 Hope you’re not too bad after that foul? Bloody dreadful challenge!
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@robmathfc @OwenJones84 @Crim_sol_PH Says it when he starts talking at 03:10.
@owenjonesjourno
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This clip from Sky News strips away the context - that I'd condemned Hamas' atrocity (at length) and listened in respectful silence to Margaret Hodge, before she repeatedly interrupted and flagrantly lied.
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@ShowtimeReds @ThatGooner95 @htomufc Guardiola, whilst being one of the best managers of his generation, if not the best, has never built a club from scratch. He’s only ever managed clubs who are already at the top of their respective leagues.
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Sam Matterface telling us “it’s the first time three Arsenal players have started for England in a long, I think about 7 years”. Clive Tyldesley would’ve given us the date, the game, the score, the scorers, the attendance, the stadium and other random facts! #SMRENG
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I used to be so good at football I would win 4 v 1’s 🤷🏻‍♂️⚽️
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@TwoJ14
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Things that happened today: • Bovingdon named SSMFL Div 2 team of the month for November • Bovingdon 3 points against New Bradwell • Found out Step 5 Tring played Step 3 ringers from Kings Langley to beat Step 7 Bovingdon, got caught and kicked out the competition.
@BovingdonFC
Bovingdon Football Club
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Matchday programme available online only here, had to make some late changes due to yesterday evenings news that we have been reinstated in the Gladwish Challenge Trophy Today’s game against @NewBradwellSPFC is a 2pm kick off Admission £3 Children Free
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@TwoJ14
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@NFFC @premierleague Okay? What is this supposed to do? Make me feel happy for him? Like a deep happiness in the deepest depths of my heart? Because it fucking did. Thanks for delightful content.
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