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@RespectfulMemes
He turned down 3* Marvel roles:
Captain Marvel (Yon-Rogg), Far From Home, Eternals.
All due to scheduling problems.
He said he's excited to join the MCU, and his dream role is Ghost Rider.
He was apparently considered for Wolverine back when, but Jackman got the role.
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@DestineeMarzett
@3tinibousa
Where to start..
Ayat Al Kursi to be the greatest verse in the Holy Quran, and is often inscribed on walls, jewelry, paintings, etc.
The reasons you DON'T tattoo it on your body are endless.
1. In most Islamic sects, tattoos are Haram.
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@bigbrobenji
@jinxman_
That's on Facebook, of course he's not tryna get suspended. It's only retarded when people do it on Twitter
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@CrazyHunter27
@RawbertBeef
No exaggeration, it's gonna be multiple times the hype of when Steve said "Assemble". The crowd will be ROARING.
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@WholesomeMeme
Think about how many of those 75M are out of your age range, not your preferred gender, in a completely different country/region, and/or don't speak your language.
The odds that a 1%er meets these criteria are significantly low.
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@ilovezenii
@skeIetonns
Well, you wouldn't be looking it up with the word "nudy" before it, let alone "young nudy"
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@Toivoli2
@aballdude
@antuberYT
@LocalBateman
Right, when he was 30 fucking years old. I know times change, but I feel like not gloating over a sick child is a pretty universal timeless concept.
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@GhostOfX3L1SH
@SinnohSterling
This is the PS Vita (2075). The first one was so long ago, they reused the name, like all those video game series.
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@thiccmatisse
@saraviaaIsa
@Alexix_special
@_Annikus_
Lily and Petunia's parents were cruel for naming them after those flowers 💀
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@portal2enjoyer
@TheQuiver_
I don't think Marvel need to be told that.
They don't go with every director's every whim, but James Gunn and Taika Waititi seem to attest that they have creative freedom, and their work has been unique compared to the rest of the MCU. Ragnarok was a 180 for the Thor franchise.
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@GoodReddit
To be fair, it's still crazy he had to add Latvias to the bigger side to balance it out
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@beru_ofc
@thottywithanA
@a_sdqi
@chalinoswidow
@KeepAChopStick
@wydccalamity
You're here arguing science using yourself as the whole sample size and encouraging children to smoke.
You're not perfectly fine.
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@HumansNoContext
The people in the car probably got fairly pissed when they saw this footage of how easy it was for the bike to avoid them.
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@CateSJewels
@FormerNiceGirl
@DroMeets
@DJ_OnDemand
@EditBrooker
@NILES100
I agree, but having recreated it (for the second time) 25 years later kind of implies to me that the people saying he saw an opportunity for money and hopped on it are right.
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@handsinthepool
@lifeofcela
@deftoone
@EUgbesea
@Bigboss11_04
@NathielIsaac
@slvppy
@thatboyjavion21
nah if she saw this, she'd give up
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@DestineeMarzett
@3tinibousa
2. What happens when you're sinning with a verse on your body? As in the pictures above.
3. It is Sunnah to leave items that hold Allah's name or Quranic verses outside when using the bathroom, so what do you do when it's a tattoo on your body?
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@BudekAdi
@BorsoDany
@AnkeshJha_21
@Sup_its_Brian
@TheFoxtrot_
@EARTH_96283
@WilliamD1123
In what world does this shit hold a candle to Thanos?
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@wekisstofrank
You mean.. this isn't a joke tweet?? 9yo's are talking about blowing backs out and suicide threats??
Does one of her parents threaten with self-harm?? I can't even guess why he'd know what that phrase means.
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@Mr_Mcjerkface
@orgeezuz
@OresteVincent
@fucklancer
@LucianoDan4
@rslashrats
It's still cucking movies to this day
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@rinnystarr
I was gonna say doing this on Facebook in front of your IRL friends and families is insane enough but HE'S MARRIED??
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@vechris
@NicktoonsNBA
@REALNIGGAS0SA
@briantheruller
I would've never expected to read "nominated for six Oscars" and find out it's a MASSIVE understatement.
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@SeanLainePhoto
@GreenTextRepost
I could hear this music with this.
(also, if anyone knows the music's origin, I'd appreciate it)
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@Clar1nettist
@paix113
@Foxxen77
@DynamoSuperX
It's been around for upwards of a year, but I used it for the first time a few days ago when that weirdo school teacher was letting us know the things he'd do to Anya from Spy X Family.
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@Toadette8394
@WholesomeMeme
You know it. My friends call me Sheldon Cooper. I don't know who that is, but he sounds extremely cool
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@crototrigger
@kasiapoppy
@thatsJake2u
@zei_squirrel
The fact that he even called it a privilege means that the system really does work. This is a dystopian level of being brainwashed.
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@Clar1nettist
@paix113
@Foxxen77
@DynamoSuperX
The fact that we have to wonder which fucking predator it is, is disgusting enough.
No, it was this motherfucker.
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@operagxofficial
I really don't understand why 2K23 was 139 GB and this one is 161 GB. They genuinely have no excuse to go over the 80 GB mark. FIFA 23 was less than 50 GB.
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@TSymbiont7724
@RadishHarmers
Slightly more accurate metaphor:
Pulling the lever slightly changes the conditions inside the trolley, but has no bearing on the progression of the slaughter
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@SalamSeun
@_l_a_s_e
@realhub7
@martha_amanya
A lot of people have died in car accidents even though they'd never drunk while driving. That doesn't make doing it fine.
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@EdepolFox
@UdyrSux
@Trey_Explainer
It changed his height coordinates, teleporting him a long distance upwards and saving him a lot of time. Someone tried recreating the event by changing a binary digit of the height value from 0 to 1 at the right time and sure enough, it recreated it.
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@MeekoCHAOS
@kxng_edz
@DiscussingFilm
I have a safer bet: what are the odds she almost called the star actor the n-word multiple times during the making of this uh.. film? I'd even bet she got through the first two letters at least once.
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@EzeeT
@greffistaf
I don't think anyone with a sound mind will EVER say this about Love and Thunder. If someone does, know that the MCU has truly fallen.
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@JNoelle7
@undrtakr900
@Woeotto
@yocler
How in the world did any of this pass?
I know CN still pass shit but she isn't even innuendo, she's straight up 💀
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@Zetskeyy
@DavePunFun
@carsbigasbars
@Dylan199032
@d_gilz
@SCHIZO_FREQ
Black Mirror's "Fifteen Million Merits" sounds fantastic right about now.
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@misseverywhereg
@OMGItsBirdman
mf went on YouTube and said he now needed to have more care what he tweets now that he's verified and went on some "great power great responsibility" shit, but we all knew he couldn't help it
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@ponyboy2231
@oujinomikoto
@sabashots
Yangchen reasoned that for Aang, as "the duty of the Avatar is to the world", and that it comes before his own spiritual needs, but Aang's spirit was truly unbendable.
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@painfulgamer1
@Vaughanilla_Ice
That's not the worst of it. The worst is that THEY'RE SPREAD ACROSS 3-4 YEARS.
Mf is editing on this computer.
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@ItzThatBoiMike
@snuurid
this picture gives me anxiety because what if he dropped his phone in there?
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@nonbinarybooty
@BluMaraj
You can't play around about these things. You have no idea how casually saying you'd euthanize your daughter impacts her. You keep saying it and soon, she'll stop believing you'd actually do it. It'll trickle down to your other children.
You need to follow through with it 👍
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@glorymattt
@aquaniairadela
@atlstro2
@javroar
Twitter is free so that's ∞% more money than one should be spending on it
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@taeminsuckiesuc
@KnowNothingTV
The insane whiplash from the second one. "because of school" usually implies you have exams to focus on
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@thirteensriver
@SCARLETW1DOWS
advice for later: please punctuate your alt text. most screen readers will read this tweet as one long sentence, as new lines don't register as stops. only punctuation marks do.
bullet points work, too.
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@TonyMguru
@NoCapFights
The thought of him being stuck in the elevator with the stench of his own wrongdoing.. It comforts me.
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@deeworldbest
@KaraDewhurst
@pandafresh
@Buffalojilll
thank you for lending me those children from drowning in that fire, you're a real one 💯
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