After this day, I've had 2 different nationals quiz me about the criminality of Tinubu. This Obidient movement is not only for you sir, it's for us who believe in integrity, a president we can be proud of.
Not 8k president.
Your birthday go too loud sir.
Wednesday 19th July 2023, marks my 62nd Birthday. While I remain immensely grateful to God for His infinite mercies, I still maintain my decision of over 20 years, that I will not celebrate my birthdays in today's Nigeria, with the current deplorable state of the nation.
@iamchrisani
What will also blow people mind is that, most people that helped Abacha steal so much money, are currently in a political position right now, senators, governors, ministers etc.
Life's journey can be so random cuz sometimes last year, I was at NEPA roundabout in Akure dragging my ₦50 change with okada man🤣🤣🤣, couple of months later, I'm bagging a Canadian 🍁 citizenship.
Somebody pinch me😋
@Tejumola__
When are we also going to talk about CMDs who refuse hospital equipment donations from foreign bodies until they are 'settled'..????
The rot is too deep..
@Khanstillday
Instructor: Are you from Nigeria? You sound like someone from Nigeria.
Me: Yes, I am from Nigeria.
Instructor: For the purpose of this driving test, I will be using 'indicate' instead of 'trafficate'..
Both of us: 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OpeBee
Fintechs that employ 20 people that work from home and meet every morning on Microsoft Teams is what this tech bro is comparing with a manufacturing coy that employs over 1000, direct and indirect labour.
Jesus, just blow the trumpet.
@thisibi
Got to my friend's place and met his 3yr old boy for the first time. He dragged up his trousers and showed me a owie on his knee. The injury was already dried up but he got teary and was already rubbing his eyes .......
I had to pat him.
Like wtf???!!!
@Otunbakush1
I have a similar story.
I went with my mechanic to Ladipo last year. It was the 1st time my mechanic will be physically present at this man's shop, but has been buying engine/parts from him for over 5 years. He sends money to him and waybills it.
MI's 2008 album, 'Talk About It' has no bad track. A masterpiece at that.
It clocked 10years last year and I was expecting a sort of anniversary.
But guess we haven't gotten a hang of how to fully commercialize the music industry in Nigeria.
Wednesday 19th July 2023, marks my 62nd Birthday. While I remain immensely grateful to God for His infinite mercies, I still maintain my decision of over 20 years, that I will not celebrate my birthdays in today's Nigeria, with the current deplorable state of the nation.
@chymaker
Nigerians abroad who date people back home are the real heroes - I'd rather burn in a furnace of 5000°c than participate in that extreme sports.
You are living 500m apart in Nigeria sef, your eyes dey see shege, let alone long distance.
Au revoir mon ami 😭😭😭
@Skengbouz
I swear!!!
You omitted his aerial prowess - heading and controlling the ball with his chest.
Ever since he left, no striker has matched him.
Only Diego Costa came very close.
@Elkrosmediahub
The same Dele that said his body couldn't do what it used to do - he was 23 when he said this.
This statement was the reason Mourinho told him he'd regret his choices in years to come.
@TheLampardView
There was this particular match against Newcastle, Cheick Tiote(RIP) lunged at him.
They both went down.
One of them had to be stretched out, and trust me, it wasn't John Mikel Obi.
@T_akinpade
Growing up, my brother and I went to dem Emeka's house every weekend to play all day long. My best friend during NSYC was a lady called Chika.
Yoruba Ronu people came and said Igbos are bad people.
@AKakanfo
@jidesanwoolu
The program collapsed in Ondo State because the late Akeredolu decided to privatize the hospital.
Get your facts right and stop being an ethnic bigot.
@Chydee
@omotunde_torlu
My car - Tony Tetuila.
Street Credibility - 9ice × 2face
Yahooze - Olu Maintain
Jaga Jaga - Eedris Abdulkareem
Olufunmi - Styl Plus
African Queen - 2 Face.
Send down the rain - Majek Fashek
@coacheguavoen
, sir, I'm begging you in the name of everything, everyone you hold dear, listen to Nigerians, Moses Simon and Chukwueze don't deserve to start on Tuesday.
@BrymOlawale
Lol. This is the worst take on Nigerian politics I've seen in a while.......Tinubu as a vice to NOI......you dey smoke Igbo, you dey smoke Indian hemp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bamibowale
@FS_Yusuf_
You are right.
I have no problem with it, but if the government won't cut cost of governance, then it's trash.
The HOR speaker just appointed 32 aides.
Subsidizing pilgrimages should end too because it's absurd at this point.
@nnaezema
@dammiedammie35
The boy on yellow was beaten on his way to school by the other boy - He first mocked boy on yellow for having a funny face because of the weed he smokes at Naira's place(Marley?). Ẹ̀gbọ́n Àdúgbo asked what is boy's own, then proceeded with hot slaps😊
@Lufthansa_DE
@Lufthansa
despite no prior communication, you thought it best to hand your passengers this letter few hours to their flight when they're already at the airport?
Is this how you treat your customers in Nigeria???
@thesheddyking
Late Dora Akunyili in one press conference held up a fluid supposedly used to ease birth labor pains, and said it's fake.
That broke me.
Paracetamol was also plain sodium bicarbonate(baking powder).
@BarrAfooo
Afoo, you campaigned for you-know-who. Idk, you sha went for rally - don't forget I am on your WhatsApp😁.
I have to admit it was painful when I saw that post, but we all can't support the same candidates....
@IamKonrade
I used to own a 2000-layers capacity poultry. As soon feed prices started to sky-rocket in 2019, DOC prices became high, I emptied my pens sharp sharp cuz I knew it was a downward trend cuz Buhari never seemed to care.
@stylebender
You're a super star now bro, it comes with its own ish. Imagine Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo saying people should not film them........lol.
You should be lucky you don't move around with bodyguards yet.
@FS_Yusuf_
They own the most of the commercial buildings in Akure.
I remembered one time I had to wait for 2weeks till an Igbo car parts dealer returned from his December vacation to get my car running.
@dahtgirl_ajex
We had 21 players yesterday in training........only our coach and a guy weren't Yorùbá.........Igbos I guess.
The rest 20, Yorùbás!!!!!!!!
@HotNewHipHop
I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind
I've seen nights full of pain, days are the same, you keep the sunshine, save me the rain"
Coming on here to bad-mouth men won't make you a a better man. Women who are drawn into your tactics often end up regretting it. Same as coming online to speak ill of your parent wont make you a better parent in fact the anxiety of falling short as a parent will be your downfall.
Travelling in a public bus yesterday, the guy in front of me read 'Supporting your partner through post-partum period' for better part of the journey.
His woman was beside him, with a newborn.
So sweet.
@akindolu
Yeah.
And this is what I like about Nigerian politicians.
They've stuck with the same way of governing the country since 1960, despite seeing working models all around the world.
It's a bad thing now that all big companies decided to jump on AI.............all at once!!!
Where can Nigerians get AK-47s, 50 caliber sniper and GPMG, as well as shoulder fired RPGs?
It's time to start arming up. No need to ask anyone's permission to defend yourselves.
Ondo State is being overrun by Fulani Terrorists right now.
If you have weapons links, let us