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2020 I became a British citizen and got engaged to the loml. 2 huge Ws
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Mbappe dragged Monaco to a league title and champions league semi final, balled for world cup winners and is tearing France apart only for you people to compare him to Brexit Lil Kesh. Lmfao behave
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I took my Oath of Allegiance today with my two favourite women. Officially part of 'innit' twitter 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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It's not a football club if you've never won the Champions League
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Lol after you start working abroad, while the rest of your colleagues are repaying student loans, you wouldn't because your African parent took 100% responsibility for your tuition. You then repay them by coming on twitter to type "you don't owe them anything". Lmao right
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WHO BE YOUR FUCKING MATE? ARE YOU THE CURRENT EUROPEAN CHAMPION????
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January: Transfer window
February: Champions league
March: Champions League
April: Champions League
May: Champions League
June: World Cup
July: World Cup
August: Premier league
We're not stopping this year
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Batshuayi and Aubameyang travelled between London and Germany, started and scored for their clubs. Giroud took an Uber from North London to West London and Conte thinks he's not fit
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73 is the 21st prime number, its mirror, 37, is the 12th and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying 7 and 3. And in binary 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001
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Man Wizkid legit has 3 proper proper albums. Like 3 massively successful albums. I stan
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Quagliarella 26 goals 8 assists
Zapata 22 goals 7 assists
Ronaldo 21 goals 8 assists
Ronaldo POTY.
LMAO unreal PR bullying
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Van Persie got sent off for not hearing the offside whistle but Barca fans want to talk about referees. Lmao thunder fire una
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Courtois has more league titles
Courtois has won golden glove
Courtois has won La Liga Zamora trophy
Courtois has won La Liga best GK
Courtois has been in UEFA TOTY
There's this 👇👇
But De Gea made 12 saves vs Arsenal so he's the best in the world
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Elneny running after the ball for 90 minutes
Partey chasing Pogba up and down
Ozil:
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It's the 75th minute at the Nou Camp, Ross Barkley replaces Eden Hazard, hoops a long cross to Andy Carroll who heads past Ter Stegen. Barcelona 5-1 Chelsea.
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0 premier league titles
0 champions league titles
0 Europa League titles
0 international titles
Over 600 Arsenal appearances in one picture
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Lmao I have actual champions league winners playing attack for my club. The closest Zlatan has come to a champions league medal was when he visited Juan Mata's house
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@FkLegodi
@bIemforreaI
Who doesn't want to watch a YouTube video and tweet at the same time?
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Chelsea's 13 games winning run .. 7th to 1st
Man City's 15 games winning run, 1st to 1st
Your MCM's 20+ games unbeaten, 6th to 6th loooool
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Mikel started 285 games for Chelsea and came off the bench 94 times. In his time at Chelsea we had Lampard, Ballack, Essien, Makalele, Deco, Fabregas, Matic and others. He started almost all finals including the Champions League in 2012. Imagine calling him a bench warmer lmao
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Chilwell, awful all game, pop up with a goal. Where have we seen that before
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Then there's Arsenal, lost to crystal palace, lost to Chelsea, lost to Spurs
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Ayodeji Balogun, for the umpteenth time, we've heard what she's saying to you. Please sing something else now
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Hazard has an 80% dribble success rate, Neymar and Messi both have 68%. He's also second on dribbles per 90 minutes in Europe. Do yourself a favour and stop watching him with hate in your heart, just sit down, relax, get a beer and watch him entertain you
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At least Lampard made the list and actually finished in top 3 meanwhile Scholes is there winning Xavi Said'or
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Running the Kante top 3 Ballon D'or agenda. Make France win Euros first
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Morata leaves England with more trophies in 18 months than Lukaku has in 8 years
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Fam we went through a lot this season. The violence, the agenda, the anger. We deserve this mehn
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Imagine guys quoting their exes' wedding pictures with things they did for them while they were dating. Lmao
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Not a single person in the football world outside of Nigeria is talking about Osimhen's IG Live. Not one. Nobody cares lmao. Only Nigerians
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Lingard, Young, Willian. Association of shit footballers had a meeting and said enough is enough
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Love that Wizkid put himself out there this year. The protests, the songs, music videos, the puma deal, the album and then this coming documentary. I hope 2021 is like that too
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Falz featuring Davido and Olamide on a song and titling it Bahd, Baddo, Baddest is actually peak creative genius.
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Before your tenure ends
@jidesanwoolu
, I pray God will make you weep. For all the families you brought tears to tonight, I Pray God in heaven will bring tears to your household. In 100 folds. You will have problems money and power will not solve. INSHA ALLAH
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Man Utd: 2 signings
Arsenal: New manager, new signing
Liverpool: 2 signings
City: Complete squad
Chelsea: on this day 5 years ago
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Aguero wan use my club do fairy tale sign-off. God pass the werrey
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How much is this team chemistry and where do we need to place a bid?
Aren’t you guys worried about Team Chemistry with all these new signings?
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Lol if Martial stays under José for two more seasons, he'll end up at Stoke
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What Hazard did in the second half of 2014/15, no current Premier League player can dare. Level on points with second, Fabregas and Costa on terrible form for the rest of the season, my man singlehandedly dragged us to that league title
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Hudson-Odoi needs to be treated like a proper youngster by Lampard now. Like Gilmour. Till he's ready. Pulisic is not his mate at all
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Drogba was 32 when he had that monster season in 2010.
He was 34 when he won Chelsea the champions league
He was 37 when he scored vs Man Utd in our title winning season.
Ageless
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Kante will be exposed in a big team ❌
Kante will be exposed in the CL ❌
Kante will be exposed vs Barca ❌
They will pass the ball round Kante ❌
Kante is not good on the ball ❌
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Carrick played 18 premier league seasons with 40 assists. Roughly 2 per season. Ferdinand is here tearing into Jorginho when he was his team mate for years.
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Man ngl Sweet One might be Wizkid's best ever song mehn. What a record
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Stamford Bridge is the oldest stadium in the premier league and it's record attendance is 82,000. Football didn't start when you started following it
Can't believe this dude used confidence to say stamford bridge record attendance is 81K
As a civil engineer I'm very fascinated because it is an engineering miracle since the stadium capacity is 41K
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De Gea is the only human in the world that is called the best in the world without any actual achievements. Doing the same thing as Heaton and Pickford but finishing a bit higher up the league than them
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Giroud left Arsenal and won the champions league lmao. Leave Arsenal today
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I love seeing circle tweets. Like Thank you for trusting me with your darkness. I won't take it for granted
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Sarri has really been unfair to Fabregas and Emerson if we're being real. Even if they're not going to be first choice, how do you not rotate all through the whole festive period. This is shocking
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You've finished 7th. You've finished 6th. You've finished 5th. All in the last 5 years. Be your own inspiration
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You can't hide from me, I will find you and I will concede against you
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Conte won the league unbeaten with 7th placed Juve, over achieved with Italy and took 10th placed Chelsea to a record premier league win. Don't disrespect the king
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Simi is obviously allowed to call a footballer daft and talentless. She's a fan like us and we all do it. My own is that she maintains that same energy when a fan comes for her and her music
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So Man Utd fans released that clip of Mourinho praising Man Utd's tradition while he was Chelsea manager only for him to become their manager and insinuate Man City has a bigger heritage than they do. Can't make this shit up
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The fact that Wizkid doesn't actually have a song writer. There are some of his songs you need to listen to again so you'll realise nobody actually comes close to this guy's talent. Bruhhhhhh
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Wizkid won a Grammy and Chelsea won the Champions League this year. 2021.....bliss
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Porto was banned from the Champions league for bribing refs during Mourinho's final season with them, yet he's talking about match fixing that Conte was acquitted of. Ode
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We Chelsea fans have been here with Mourinho. 0-0 away draw vs Atletico, and then he started 7 defenders at home. Sorry ehn 😂 😂 😂 😂
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They didn't say they were fighting for LGBTQ rights, they said their fight is inclusive of them. Let's not act like police doesn't target them for looking and acting different. Just last week a gay person was abused on the protest ground. Needs to stop
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If I was a Man Utd fan, I'll be careful which Chelsea player I slander. You don't know who you'll be signing next year to free Lukaku
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Premier league referees think Salah is honest because he's a Muslim lmao
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Has Van Dijk won 2 PLs?
Has Van Dijk played every minute of a PL winning season?
Has Van Dijk played the most passes in a season?
Has Van Dijk had 7 assists from CB?
No? Shouldn't he do all these and match Azpilicueta first before being compared to actual premier league greats
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Cech saved 3 penalties in a Champions League final. Lol your best in the world MCM will retire before he gets past the quarter finals
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I think football owes us Ronaldo and Messi in the same team, even if it's just for a charity friendly. It needs to happen
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Loftus-Cheek has more premier league titles than Ozil. What's your point?
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We saw Pogba against Madrid, getting lost in triangles. N'Golo Kante, you beauty
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Smile if you've ever scored more than 30 goals in a season and have more than 1 goal for your national team
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Kante and De Bruyne winning the league and POTY consecutively but apparently you can't compare them to Pogba because they don't dab
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"One for me" by Wizkid has one of the best lyrical contents of any Nigerian song this year. Don't let twitter starve you of proper music, listen to that album
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Rashford has gone from wonder kid to the bench
Martial has gone from next Henry to the bench
Pogba has gone from best midfielder in the league to the bench
Lingard.... Lol nvm
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Conte's beaten Mourinho 4 times and has not conceded a goal in those 4 games. His bitch
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La Liga
Champions League Semis
Copa Semis
Copa Del Rey Final
Most goals in Europe
Golden Shoe
La Liga top scorer
Champions League top scorer
Lol if this is the definition of a failed year, then I don't know.
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Trust Man Utd fans to remind us of their 20 league titles. Should've exchanged 2 for an Uber that'll drive Lukaku down for the match
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That excuse and every other excuse ends with this season. Next season we judge him as we would judge every other Chelsea manager that has spent a lot of money
With Werner, Ziyech, Pulisic and Havertz leading our attack next season...are we going to stop saying we lost Eden Hazard?🤔 That excuse really worked this season..
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