I'm glad I sat on this one for a spell. Watching the new film fleshed it out and I wanted to publish while the iron was hot.

Nice flailing, “alcoholic schizophrenic.” I’m as white as they come can trace my American roots back to the Acadian deportation, 1850s Ellis Island record, and Clan Wallace.

I’d tell you to reread the Book of Ruth, but you’re an e-ortho so I bet you haven’t even read it once yet.

@ShameTheRich Serious answer which not a lot of people are picking up on: her parents or grandparents may be the immigrants and she’s may actually be a naturalized citizen of wherever she lives so she had a support structure ready to protect her from potential family retaliation.

I caved and got Paramount+. This time next year, if I’ve not become a staunch Trekkie like my parents before me, I will have failed on a personal level.

@GrenadierConfes Most I got is woman’s bathing suit. Even if it’s a two-piece, she has a shirt. If a one piece, shirt still quite modest and wholesome.

Also, you wouldn’t need this test if you and your spouse both saved yourself for marriage and avoided drugs and orgies and incidental biohazards like anyone with a modicum of sense and virtue.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

@_bonaventurian Good women’s romance is Jane Austen. It’s that simple.

Marvel’s recipe for a PG-13 rating going on a decade now has been the most run-of-the-mill punch-and-snark fest with some swearing mixed in for 99% of the movie and then that one horrifying instadeath that will play on loop in your nightmares.

@MRibnek @PillarCatholic “Care” to you is killing children, you witch. Either seriously rethink your life and go to confession or just leave and the devil take you.

RT @IamLewisU: Let the reader understand.

@papistlurker @JadeAtrophis I found your gf

RT @pissmarck:

@JadeAtrophis Be me and like both, but rum better because rum.

RT @PreciousWizard: @JadeAtrophis He stole my meme before I had a chance to comment it.

@ReviewsPossum It’s comforting then to know my brain called ahead for built-in backups of its required kidney, lung, arm, finger and thumb, eye, and several spare toes and teeth. Prudent little fellow.

@IrulanRapist The throwaway joke is always the banger.

@JadeAtrophis Padme’s bedroom with the holographic videos was sweet and did more to humanize her and contextualize her political convictions than the rest of the trilogy combined.