Otto Von Pissmarck
@pissmarck
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The residence of Good Tweetman in exile.
Joined July 2020
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Bryan Johnson: God didn't create us, we are creating God in our own image by building superintelligent AI
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My man, you are literally royalty in the blood, come on, have some dignity.
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Making fun of Shia Leboeuf flailing around is the first tenet of National Socialism.
It's kinda surprising people just didn't realise Internet Historian was a nazi because if you actually pay attention especially to his older videos it's like really obvious, he was a guy who spent a lot of time on 4chan and is clearly biased against progressives
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Very much losing my patience with “man it’s the people that give a shit about decency that need to stop” irony bullshit.
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“He got himself into the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire” is one of the most incredible statements I’ve ever heard lmao.
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What do you say about people like this? I mean, nothing good, that’s a given.
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They’re going to do this forever because they’re so uncomfortable with the fact they liked the books as kids lol.
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The video games are not the anime lol.
large plot point of Castlevania is how hypocritical and evil the church is btw.
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I don’t ask anyone to be a hero, but, no, I don’t like it when public trust further erodes because of theft, I don’t want to live in a world that just accepts that because “well they have loss prevention”.
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DEVELOPING: A member of the House of Representatives is taking their oath on a classic Superman comic book
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They will of course come crying to you when it turns on them.
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I like how all adult humor is “wow everyone’s just a big piece of shit” and that’s all there is.
The plot synopsis for HBO Max's new VELMA animated series starring Mindy Kaling is certainly something
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If it wasn’t so grim, it’d be very funny that legal euthanasia basically immediately went to “pressure everyone who is a burden to end it” like didn’t even bother with gradual descent.
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@ThreadsYang “Bro no one’s hurt bro it’s just a big corporation” is the argument of those who don’t give a shit about anything but themselves. Theft destroys trust.
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You can’t continue a game where you carted a guy off after administering CPR.
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Father it literally is against religion and God, come on, stand for at least one thing.
Despite Bishop Barron’s outrage I believe this song was beautifully done and calls us to let go of things that have been used to divide us.
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Sigh.
Shot/Chaser - Jimmy Carter’s funeral bulletin at the National Cathedral tomorrow
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Shaquille O'Neal has defended his appearance in ads for the collapsed cryptocurrency firm FTX, saying 'I don't understand crypto'
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This is simultaneously a nice gesture and also is just killing me lmao.
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That's some peak Reddit.
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@PNW_Dude_18 Indeed, if he had just said “how horrible, it’s not worth the risk to stop those guys” then I wouldn’t have thought anything of it.
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The point is that she never found the love of her life, how is that not tragic?.
My wife's favorite part of the movie. What's the worst thing that could happen to Mary if she didn't marry George Bailey. SHE BECAME. AN OLD MAID!! IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN. OH, MY GOD, A SINGLE WOMAN WITH A CAREER!
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@FacebookAIslop That's what they do in court, they give the accused murderers spooky masks.
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I generally haven’t said much about it because it doesn’t matter but come on, man.
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JUST IN - Doomsday clock ticks one second, closest ever to midnight.
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No, I don’t think what Britain needs is another sex trafficker.
⚡️Andrew Tate officially launches the "BRUV Party" (Britain Restoring Underlying Values) as he pursues plans to become UK Prime Minister.
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I mean yeah he’s probably kidding a little but like…come on, lol. You’re a prince of England, you can be a little haughty.
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I’d say “bro that fit goes hard as hell”.
@Telegraph What would u do if I as an Arab came to your country to attend a football game dressing like this?!. What happend in #Jerusalem stays in Jerusalem.
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I am a marital debt security dealer, I purchase thousands of marital debts, bundle them up based on tranche, and sell them to large hedge funds.
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Where were you when a bunch of people were forced to log off.
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At the risk of being overly simplistic, if you really want advice on how to be a masculine man, look to the Cross.
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I ask that everyone please please try to avoid sharing the news on this account much. I need to keep on the dl for a while I feel too, so I don’t know if I’ll be super on here.
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This man was oneshotted by a single “for you, boss man, extra”
In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.
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Lmao we’re back baby.
Trump: "It's to protect the Delta Smelt? It's a fish that's doing poorly. How are you protecting the Delta Smelt by not giving it water? It's a fish. It needs water. Nobody can answer that question."
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No lie, I always thought these things were the pinnacle of playgrounds as a kid, and we absolutely should retvrn.
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Someday I will have that song banned. Not just from funerals. From being performed at all.
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Talking points for everyone at Thanksgiving:. 1. The unjustness and impropriety of the suspension of Good Tweetman.2. The need to rectify the situation by lifting the suspension of Good Tweetman.3. The wily craftiness of Good Tweetman.
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Sounds like the hacking matter will soon be resolved.
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I dunno how you read some of the Gospel without seeing Christ clearly cracking some one liners.
Jesus does not laugh once in the Bible. I should only worship a god that would know how to laugh.
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Stop projecting, Hanania.
So much hard work just to convince yourself that you’re not gay.
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Want to confirm definitively all is well at work. Only people who contacted my office were those supporting me, work is more behind me than ever.
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>hammer and sickle.>no food
when my mom asks me to set up the holiday table and avoid talking about politics
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That might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard.
🚨 NEW: The Royal Navy has renamed the submarine ‘HMS Agincourt’ as ‘HMS Achilles’ after concerns that the previous name may upset the French. [@thetimes]
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Thank you, rapist sex trafficker. Duly noted.
Andrew Tate warns his fans to be careful with marrying the love of your life. 🗣️ "Stay sharp, gentlemen"
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It’s Otto Von Bismarck, and see, I named myself Otto Von Pissmarck, because I’m very clever and definitely not a terminally online aging millennial.
Explain your pfp.
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“Oh you conservatives, always freaking out over fake slippery slopes. Anyways…”.
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holy crap this is the "dataset" for that empires last 250 years claim? ahahahaahahahahahaah.
@Pinko69420 This is false. The calculations also leave out many empires like the Chinese dynasties, Byzantines, Carolingians, Holy Roman Empire, Mongols, Aztecs, and Inca. Plus, 250 is an average, not a rule.
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A family in Quahog, RI, has just declared independence from the United States.
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Explain this liberal: If bears are so dangerous, why are they so cute?.
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What the hell is the point of someone like this, like what are you doing
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And now, with a bonus from work and a 9 day vacation starting for me, eat shit assholes that doxxed me lol.
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I am hesitant to comment since I don't have kids but it really seems like the most essential thing to do for your kids now is to keep them offline growing up.
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To you all: Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too, and God bless you and send you a happy new year.
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Oh man they’ve discovered the Arianism controversy.
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It’s not normally like this.
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starting a bullshit masculine grift account, not sure what to call it.
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Replacing a charity gofundme. Hell’s gonna burn so hot buddy
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@WASPmexicano Right? Like…yes I get you don’t have any of the power, but come on, give a little hint of the “you fucking peasants” attitude, we love it, we say we don’t but we love it.
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The more I learn about this Hitler guy, the more I don't care for him.
Hitler is a pedophile.
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The problem is that I was meant to die in some war for some duchy in Central Europe at the age of 29, but this was denied to me, so now I am constantly vexed.
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I just can’t imagine being this exhausting of a person.
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Pretty sure the Coptic martyrs have much to say on that lol.
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Seriously! Can you imagine interacting with this sort of person in real life? Just dreadful. The lamest sense of humor, incredibly self-serious, fake edgy, constant walking on eggshells.
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Finally, a gritty dark reboot of Little House on the Prairie. What the world was clamoring for.
A ‘LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE’ reboot is in the works at Netflix. Rebecca Sonnenshine (‘The Boys’) will serve as showrunner.
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Please stop telling me about the latest story about some prostitute sleeping with a large number of men.
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Bored. It’s boring. The Simpsons showed that you can make great adult animation that shows very human and likable characters back in its heyday.
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This sucks. Sad as it is, that account gave me a sense of purpose, like I actually could help people and do things. Now I can’t do shit because of some piece of garbage.
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17 years is a wonderful run for a dog, let alone a pug.
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Really secure dudes are well known to say things like this without provocation.
You are poor. You are unimportant. Men do not fear you. Your woman disagrees with you. Your lives are shit. If I was forced to endure a year of your life it would be the worst level of depression imaginable.
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Oh I guess we should just let these guys run around then terrorizing the world. Thank you. Let’s go cower in a corner together.
The Sinaloa Cartel put an entire city to the torch and later assassinated several Mexican agents for daring to touch the boss’s adult, cartel-involved ‘combatant’ son. What do you think happens if you kill his civilian wife and young children in a Trump-approved drone strike?
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If I were Pope or president I’d occasionally do weird hand signals just to mess with schizos.
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While the differences are very real and do matter, I find practically all current Catholic/Orthodoxy/Protestantism debates very tiresome when the looming threat is obviously secularism.
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I do not recommend attempting to fight the drug cartels as a private citizen.
If you’re looking for an effective, efficient, @DOGE-compliant way to combat Mexican drug cartels—especially those now threatening to target U.S. planes deporting illegal aliens—you will really like this thread proposing letters of marque and reprisal as a possible solution!.
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Try to find anything in this that would upset a reasonable person.
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All the old cold warriors were right about the hammer and sickle.
If Christians don't want to be persecuted maybe they should stop evangelizing. Just a thought.
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I strongly disagree with this position. One should go to church because one believes it true. Anything else is a mockery.
At some point I'm going to write a book called, . You Should Go to Church Even If You Don't Believe In Any of It. From a purely pro-social, pro-democracy perspective, attending a house of worship regularly is a very good thing.
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Could you name a nation with history that isn’t full of wars lol.
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