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Dedicated to the 🚂 that is All-Star Robert Thomas and your 2019 Cup Champions St. Louis Blues! #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BlackLivesMatter #stlblues

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2 years
I’ve said this before but when my trans son first came out, Schenn was the first stranger to properly gender him without prompting at an autograph signing. That made him very happy that day. That’s why Pride Night is important. #stlblues #PrideNight @StLouisBlues
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Colleen 🏒💙💛 #LetsGoBLUES #AllForCITY ⚽️❤️💛
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Schenner should get the C. The end. #stlblues
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Our new kitten discovered hockey tonight. @nhl @NHLonNBCSports @Avalanche @SanJoseSharks
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@dynastradamus @jimhinco @KeneAkers Uh it’s definitely now. And it’s still against the POC population. Stats regarding this are easy to find.
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How it started vs how it’s going. #stlblues #texashockey
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@PR_NHL Wilson rag dolls someone: “eh, $5000” Rangers say they don’t like it: “whoa that’s abhorrent! $250,000!!!”
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Curse. Broken. #stlblues
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Hey guys I found a Laura Branigan song the @NHLBruins can use now too. #StanleyCup #stlblues #nhlbruins
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Okay @3YearLetterman , I need your advice. I was forced against my will to go to an Antique Mall yesterday, and while looking for sports memorabilia I stumbled upon this. As an owner of a suit of armor, would you recommend this purchase to help me reach 1%er status? #TrueStory
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Petro diagnosed with Kyrounavirus. #stlblues #vegasborn
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So on the NHL Media site, the Vegas player listed on the COVID Protocol is Alex Pietrangelo. No #stlblues players are listed.
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@TransformersDen @iron_irma103 That’s literally the best line in the franchise.
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I. Fucking. Love the Blues. The NHL gives them the spotlight and they fucking USE IT. Magnificent. #stlblues
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Now THAT is what we call a Winter Classic arrival! 🏝️⛱️ 📺: 2022 @Discover NHL #WinterClassic at 7p ET on @NHL_On_TNT and @Sportsnet
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I don’t have any words and I know you don’t want to hear them. You understand my anger, my frustration, my sadness. Everything I’m feeling you get it. This isn’t the ending I imagined and certainly not the one I wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way. #RIPFabbrisHair
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Sources say Cardinals are close to a deal for Tom Glavine. #stlfly
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This is the best Blues team I’ve ever seen. What a fucking dream come true! #stlblues
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This is the worst Blues team I’ve ever seen. What a fucking nightmare. #stlblues
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Bobby got his parade. He got to lift the Cup. A half century of dedication paid off. The Blues won’t be the same without him. #RIPBobbyPlager #stlblues
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Boston fans: lol another sports final? Okay cool cool. St. Louis fans: I will drink the blood of my siblings if it would give us voodoo magic to win Cup Final games. #stlblues
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Barely any penalties all game then suddenly when the Rams need them most the flags go flying. Sure okay. #SuperBowl
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The Blues have pretty much never existed without Bob Plager. #stlblues
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Since the Hawks won the Cup in 2015, the Blues have won 7 playoff series, been to the Conference Finals twice, and won the Stanley Cup. Toews' team has won a total of three playoff games in that span and in 2017 scored a total of 3 GOALS. Take a seat, Jonathan.
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@nypost Amazing how you guys managed to shorten the n-word down to 3 letters like that.
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O’Reilly is a locker room cancer.
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@RexChapman Code switching. Everyone does it. We all have the customer service voice or the “down back home voice.” Southerners know to park the drawl depending on who’s talking to them. It’s nothing new.
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I want to thank the @StLouisBlues for giving my grandpa one last bucket list event before his passing this morning. It’s almost poetic they won the Cup for him just months before he died. He was a loved and respected man by everyone who knew him and I’m gonna miss him. #stlblues
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@GatorsDaily All gators are leftists. I thought this was common knowledge.
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@KrangTNelson My favorite gif of all time.
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@KCChiefsFan4Eva @DarkElfLX @maxbaker_15 It’s not living in fear. It’s listening to experts. It’s what smart people do. These are not smart people. You are not a smart person.
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@Cubs Sorry we weren’t paying attention. We were busy planning Cup Final events. Did you say something?
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🤦🏻‍♂️ #stlblues
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Me: *emotionally prepared for the end* My name sake: *two goals to extend to OT* Bozak: guess what, mother fucker… #stlblues
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@ericowensdc They both look very nice. Maybe you’re the problem?
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@TomArnold @AndyRichter @nachosarah @SarahThyre Geez, Tom, save something for your Tinder profile.
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@Bmarch63 @BleedingTeal Sometimes I pretend to be you and blow my coverage in game 7 of the Cup final.
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@DallasStars Okay, that was well done, gotta give you credit.
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@StLouisBlues Forget hockey. We'll pay money just to see this for the rest of the season.
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The save. The. Save. THE SAVE. #STLBLUES
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burlesons burger✊🏾
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One year ago Blues fans
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That was a bit anticlimactic. No speech. No congrats. No special presenter. Just “Give us fucking Dvorsky. Peace out, bitches. See you in a few picks.” 🤣🤣🤣 #stlblues
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We watched 99 walk after a handful of games. We saw 16 score the Cup winning goal in Dallas. We saw 44 traded for table scraps. We saw 42 break into tears and then bolt to Boston. Petro is just another star player we have to say goodbye to. We’ll be okay. #stlblues
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Did…did Kyrou just drop an f-bomb on live TV? 1 G, 2 A, 3 P, 1 F #fuckingawesome #stlblues
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@3YearLetterman @regulator @ewarren @NDNrights @HawleyMO @runnersworld @LogansRoadhouse @TonyLaRussa @TonyTheTigerSB @LaurenConrad @Whitesnake I know both Warren G and Elizabeth Warren were big fans. Devastating news, but glad you’re notifying the right people.
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@Xbox @NHLSeattle_ Wow NHL 22 is gonna be sick.
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I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of #stlblues games and asked it write a rundown of a Blues game. Here’s what it wrote:
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HAT TRICK SCHWARTZ!!! HAT TRICK SCHWARTZ!! 3-0 LEAD!!! #stlblues
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@StLouisBlues Is this a tweet or a ransom note?
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@NickAdamsinUSA @3YearLetterman For the love of god apologize for this.
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Nashville looking at the standings. #stlblues
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Apparently calling the Sharks and the NHL cunts repeatedly gets your account suspended.
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This game has lasted longer than the Cardinals season. #CBJVsTBL
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Half the team is out and the Blues still beat the Stars 3-1!! Allen is our fucking road warrior! #stlblues
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@ZeldaUniverse Be prepared if you fuse wrong.
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I have a list of my favorite hockey phrases from the decade: Stanley Cup Champion Alex Pietrangelo Stanley Cup Champion Alex Steen Stanley Cup Champion Jake Allen Stanley Cup Champion Robby Fabbri Stanley Cup Champion Jay Bouwmeester Stanley Cup Champion Ryan O’Reilly #stlblues
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People wrote off so many of these players, myself included. And somehow they pulled together to be the best Blues team ever. They never gave up. And look where they are now. #WeAllBleedBlue #stlblues
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Happy Jordan Binnington Day. Seriously, this should be a local holiday. You're all off work. Go home and get ready for the Blues game. #HappyJBDay #stlblues
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So. To recap. We went from Pride Night, to Hockey is for Everyone Night, to Hockey is for Everyone watch party. This isn't even half-assing it anymore. This is pretty much 1/64-assing the whole thing. Disappointing to say the least.
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Join us for the #HockeyIsForEveryone Celebration and Watch Party on March 24 at Enterprise Center! #stlblues
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Remember when Sundqvist was the forgettable player in the Reaves trade? Pepperidge Farms remembers. #stlblues
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All of us right now:
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Bruins fans: yeah that hit on Thomas in the Final was so good we love that shit and Marchy’s antics are awesome! Also Bruins fans: I say this Binnington fellow is uncouth. He shoved someone! How unpleasant. There’s no room for that in this sport. *clutches pearls*
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just to reiterate how much of a scumbag Binnington is, he shoves the injured Arvidsson who was just getting up after those two dirty crosschecks.
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No matter what happens today I feel like this is the start of great things for this franchise. Good players coming up. Great players in the top 6. A goalie who doesn’t back down. There are areas to improve, sure, but you can see them winning it all soon. #STLBlues
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Is this real? It doesn’t feel real yet.
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@PeteBlackburn You asked this question just to shit talk the Blues didn’t you?
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I fucking dare you to scroll through the #SticksOutForHumboldt hashtag with a dry eye. It’s not possible.
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Me knowing Blues’ comments are gonna be filled with homophobic bigots all day. #stlblues
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@StLouisBlues
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Stop by Pride Headquarters, get a themed mystery puck or gear, enjoy in-game activations and more as we celebrate Pride Night! #stlblues
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@EdmontonOilers Rough game from Maple Leafs West.
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Since #BluesTwitter is eating itself alive I’m just going to settle it for all of you. Facts: 1. 34 is the sole reason they got a point. 2. 34 allowed a horrible OT goal. 3. This team of sick & exhausted players have no offense in the tank. 4. 34 has been good lately. #stlblues
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@JordanUhl Fox couldn’t get an actual lawyer to come on the show? Rather telling.
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I’m already sick of hearing about Pietrangelo. Move on, people. #stlblues
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After everything we've been through as fans this season, can we take a second to appreciate how fucking awesome it is that we can clinch a playoff spot tonight? We thought we were losing for Hughes, but now we're going to the playoffs. That's an incredible turnaround. #stlblues
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I mean. Seriously. Another fucking shutout. Against a top team. What. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE?! #CloneThisMan #Winnington
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Dancing like an old white boy to Gloria in my living room. #stlblues
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DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME THERE IS NO BIAS. FUCK THE @NHL . FUCK THE REFS. FUCK THIS SPORT. EAT FUCKING SHIT. #STLBLUES
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Jake Allen and Jake Allen
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What is your favorite rivalry in sports? 🤔
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Name idea: Fabbri’s Middle Finger
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Robby Fabbri is the seventh player in @DetroitRedWings franchise history to score twice in his team debut and just the second over the last 34 years. #NHLStats
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Cardinals about to have the best rotation of 2010. #stlfly
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Jon Lester is going to the Cardinals, per a source
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As much as I hate that hockey is finally ending tomorrow, I'm also desperate for the closure. Fortunately, the Blues managed to achieve the shortest summer break possible this time. Plus there's the draft and free agency and pre season...and hopefully a parade... #stlblues
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Theory: Cardinals were an average team in a weak division that got hot at the right time and were never that good to begin with. #TimeToFly
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@EoinHiggins_ @kenklippenstein Nobody tell Ron that his team is explicitly sabotaging him.
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Your three stars tonight: Thomas, Bozak, Steen. The whole fucking line. #stlblues
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@LouiseWaugh @3YearLetterman @Guerilla_baby @juhasaarinen @AJemaineClement @SharkGregNorman @jacindaardern @MarinSanna @RickyMartin247 @realmartymar Finland? We’re talking about real countries not some kind of Sea World knockoff. Coach has a vintage globe. Take a gander at it.
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@StLouisBlues Why are Kane and Keith just standing around in front of their dressing room door?
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The NHL isn't delaying Blues games because only a few are out for COVID protocol and the others are all injured which allows the NHL to say "too fucking bad, enjoy playing three lines." #stlblues
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@JoJoFromJerz Raiders of the Lost Ark
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A baseball just flew in my bedroom window and the ump tonight called it a strike. #stlfly
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@MattWallace888 @mcuban @BretBaier @KamalaHarris 1. Poorly not badly, doofus. 2. No matter how this would’ve ended you would’ve said she did poorly. And if Trump drooled on himself and fell asleep you’d all say it was a brilliant interview. Please step back into reality.
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@yogioabs Your masculinity has arrived.
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Do the Bruins realize they're the villain in this movie? #stlblues #nhlbruins @StLouisBlues @NHLBruins
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Sabres Twitter person: "WTF why are our mentions blowing up...oh crap not this again."
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TRADE: We've acquired forwards Tage Thompson, Patrik Berglund and Vladimir Sobotka, a 1st-round pick in 2019, and a 2nd-round pick in 2021 in exchange for Ryan O’Reilly.
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And then what happened? #stlblues #texashockey
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Jamie Benn appears to enjoy playing the Blues.
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Can we all at least agree that O’Reilly is good? #stlblues
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Blues in the 3rd round for the second time in 4 years for the first time since the early days. Rookie goalie still going strong 2 rounds in Blues in pursuit of 1st Cup in their 52 years Blues were in last place overall in January But nah, none of those are worth mentioning
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NHL Public Relations
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Second Round Recap: 2019 #StanleyCup Playoffs ▪ Final four teams have combined for 7 Stanley Cups ▪ Joe Thornton continues pursuit of first Cup ▪ Former playoff MVP Justin Williams aims for 4th Cup #NHLStats :
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The perfect tweet doesn’t exi—
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Did we just become best friends???
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My 94-year-old grandpa in a Stanley Cup champs shirt is about as awesome as awesome gets.
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I had no idea Italy was Blues country. #stlblues #PlayGloria
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this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen. italy singing GLORIA during quarantine 🇮🇹😭♥️
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The internet is undefeated. #stlblues #gojetsgo
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Obligatory I voted picture. Not many names on the Jefferson County Democrat ballot. But I did vote for @LucasKunceMO . #mosen
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