SOURCES: EA Sports has announced the cover athlete for the highly anticipated College Football 25 game will be WR Cade Oiler of UW-Oshkosh. When asked why a WIAC athlete was chosen, they replied “The WIAC is a grown man’s version of the Big Ten.”
#d3fb
@UWOFootball
@cadenoiler10
Got lost after the Zach Bryan concert, found myself in West Allis. A group of young men tried to rob me. Instead of giving into their demands, I started singing “Bad Bitty” by J.P. They immediately joined in. We laughed, cried, and laughed again. Thanks for saving my life, J.P.
Heading into the WIAC tournament, here is my WIAC all-grit team: Guys who get sh!t done!
PG:
@jackson_noll
, UW-Stout
SG:
@BarkerJameer
, UW-Whitwater
SF:
@LoganJedwabny
, UW-RF
PF:
@jfleisch12
, UW-Oshkosh
C:
@BNies71
, UW-Platteville
Game needs more players like these young men!
SOURCES: While not currently in the transfer portal, multiple sources confirm there is a mutual interest between
@UWPlattMBB
and Isaac Lindsey (6-4, Mineral Point) in a return to SW Wisconsin heading into the 2024-2025 season. Story to follow.
#WIAC
Edit Cred:
@Adertitsoff1975
Happy Birthday to UW-Platteville star guard Ben Probst!🎂🎉🎈
-Attended Madison La Follette High School
-13.3 ppg last season
-Higher 3PT% than FG% (45.3%/42.9%) last season
-Rumored to have benched 225lbs (reps)
-Missed free throw in Elite 8 game
Happy Birthday Ben!
#WIAC
BREAKING: Multiple sources close to Platteville, WI have confirmed UW-Platteville basketball star Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) has begun picking up a few shifts at local tavern
@nicksonsec
. Story to follow.
#WIAC
#whyd3
Many are asking how I was able to win back my ex-wife, here’s the answer: We met at our local tavern and she went home with me after I dropped my extensive knowledge of COVID Era (2020-2022) WIAC basketball on her. The rest is history.
#WIAC
#WellsAwards
Alpha Male of The Year: Jackson “Prez” Noll
Was there ever a doubt?
@jackson_noll
perfectly embodies what it means to be an unapologetic alpha male. The league would be better off if everyone was like you, Jackson! Congratulations!
#WIAC
#Alpha
#WIACFact
: In high school, former Janesville Craig/UW-Platteville standout Blake McCann wore number 42 to honor Jackie Robinson. Good on you,
@Blakemccann10
!
Proud to announce I have received a follow from former UW-River Falls legend and current Western Illinois standout Rodrick Payne (6-8, Cottage Grove, MN). One of the faces of the golden age of
#WIAC
hoops.
#RodPayneEra
#WIACBrotherhood
In an otherwise frustrating season, So. guard
@jackson_noll
has been one of few bright spots for UW-Stout. Son of U of Dubuque coaching legend
@CoachMarkNoll
, the 5-10 soph. is posting career highs in all major statistical categories.
Doing some research on this UW-Platteville roster and I have discovered that PG Brady Olson (6-0, Cuba City, WI) seems to have begun mewing over the years. Could be a dark horse candidate for 2024-2025 Looksmaxxer of the Year if he uses his 5th year of eligibility.
#WIAC
#whyd3
Multiple sources close to the
@UWPlattMBB
program have confirmed senior guard Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) is now sporting a “low taper fade” after a trip to the barber this morning.
#WIAC
#d3hoops
BREAKING: Multiple sources report up-and-coming rapper/athlete J.P. (Josiah Gillie) will be the opening act at the Zach Bryan concert tomorrow in Milwaukee. Many believe the two artists will perform “Juicey Ahhh” together near the end of Zach Bryan’s set list.
#JPxZB
#WIAC
Went to the Brewers game yesterday with my good friend and distinguished colleague
@ColeSchmidt09
. We were blessed with the opportunity to meet
#WIAC
legend
@BNies71
! Thanks for the picture, Brad!
#WellsAwards
Rookie Alpha of the Year: Seth Bunders
Perhaps the most influential
#WIAC
scout team player of the last decade. This kid is one of the main reasons UWP won the WIAC this year. Not to mention he is the brother of UWL legend/known alpha Dylan Bunders. Congrats, Seth!
@WIACMike
@DonnieeDarrko
My apologies for the delay in making a statement, I have been incredibly busy creating the
#PointersForTrump
foundation. These heinous acts against Mr. Rogers will not be tolerated. I have reached out to Mr. Rogers personally in this troubling time.
#WIAC
Was at the UWSP-UWP game last night and heard these terrible noises after Ben Probst’s (6-1, Madison La Follette) late game 3pt “attempt.” Glad the broadcast picked it up, too.
#d3hoops
#WIAC
BREAKING: The Minnesota Twins have selected
@UWPlattMBB
big man Miles Hettinger (6-8, Stewartville, MN) with a compensatory pick in the Competitive Balance round of the 2024 MLB Draft. Raw talent, but has drawn comparisons to Mark McGwire at the high school level.
#WIAC
#WellsAwards
Alpha Reporter of the Year:
This year’s AROTY goes to
@WIACDave
! While there are many reporters out there deserving of this award, nobody fits the bill quite like Dave. He continuously pushes back against the liberal media while promoting the
#WIAC
. Congrats, Dave!
At the conclusion of the
#WIAC
Conference tournament I will be renewing my All-Alpha Male team while also releasing the first ever All-Beta Male team. NCAA tournament games will not count towards the results. Thoughts/suggestions encouraged below.
#d3hoops
SOURCES: Ben Probst may be suspended from the NCAA tournament, as it appears he has taken large amounts of trenbolone acetate. When asked about his PED use, he said, “I don’t give a fuck I just want to get fucking huge.” He then punched a wall. Roid rage is apparent.
#WIAC
In an exclusive interview conducted by
@WIACDave
before tonight’s debate.
Joe Biden was asked, “Who is your favorite WIAC basketball player?”
His answer may not surprise you…
UPDATE: NIL deal talks have stopped between
@loganpearson8
and
#TheAnnex
. Pearson reportedly said, “I ain’t signing with y’all and your weak ass drinks. I’m going to
@nicksonsec
where they know how to make a rum and coke.” Crushing blow to
#TheAnnex
. Story to follow.
Considering switching my fandom to UW-River Falls, as they are the only
#WIAC
basketball program still following me as I continue to tweet my unapologetic alpha male agenda. Thoughts? Opinions?
#whyd3
Here is the official list of Riley Wells
#WIACAwards
that will start being released at 1:00pm on Monday, February 26. Additional awards may be added at the sole discretion of myself.
#WellsAwards
Beta Male Rookie of the Year: Cal Krohn
There was no obvious choice for this one, but this years Rookie Beta Male goes to Cal Krohn for his poor offensive output on Veterans Night, but above average game on Pride Night. Better luck next year, Cal!
BREAKING: Multiple reports have shown a connection between UW-Platteville star guard Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) and the controversial Jeffrey Epstein flight logs. Story to follow.
#WIAC
#d3hoops
Reports are flooding in that my good friend and distinguished colleague
@ColeSchmidt09
has been spotted in La Crosse, WI. Stay safe, Cole!
#whyd3
#WIAC
UW-Platteville will need a big night from Ben “Femboy” Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) tonight in order to match the high octane offense of the Loras Duhawks (85.6 ppg). I think this one will be a nail biter, but give me UW-P by 5.
#WIAC
Sources close to
@UWPlattMBB
tell me big men Brad Nies (6-8, De Pere) and Miles Hettinger (6-8, Stewartville MN) looked smooth today in player led workouts. Look for a big 2023-24 campaign from the big men.
#WIAC
#d3hoops
For my NACC fans out there: I have received word from EA Sports that they will be releasing a limited time edition of College Football 25 featuring
@SNCfootball
star defensive back Alex Campbell (Columbus, WI).
#NACC
#WellsAwards
Mega Beta Sissy Lib Reporter OTY: Bob “Elitist” Quillman
As a firm member of the
#d3hoops
“elite” community, Bob has tried to blacklist our
#WIAC
community by blocking many of the members. You can’t silence us forever, Bob!
#WellsAwards
Beta Male of the Year: Sam Grieger
This award came down to Sam “Fake Tough Guy” Grieger and Brad “Bud Light” Nies, but Grieger has the edge. Whether he’s whining at the refs or trash talking only when they are winning, I can’t stand watching this kid play.
#Beta
Just put a year’s worth of mortgage payments on
@UWPlattMBB
to advance to the final four. My wife is not happy, she has threatened to leave me if this bet doesn’t hit. The fate of my marriage is in your hands, UW-Platteville!!
#whyd3
This post may be the deciding factor in convincing UW-Platteville star guard Ben Probst (6-1, Madison La Follette) to transfer to UW-River Falls.
#WIAC
#PRIDE
Congratulations to Nick DeLuca on being named this week’s
#WIACRizzlerOfTheWeek
!
Fun Fact: Nick used to be a caddie at The Minikahda Golf Club!
#whyd3
#WIAC
All of this Spencer Page talk has me thinking about this legendary shot from the 2022-2023 season. It also has me thinking about how UW-Platteville’s season ended in the first round of the
#WIAC
tournament that year because
@Ben_Probst11
threw an inbound pass off a fucking light.
It appears Will “Coming Home to Punch” Schultz has revived his basketball career at Marantha Baptist University. The former UW-Whitewater standout had a stellar first year with the Sabercats, averaging 16.4 points per contest.
#FormerWIACStud
#WhyNCCAA
Sitting at work thinking about how it’s been 860 days since my favorite WIAC player of all time, Eddie Muench, last played a
#WIAC
basketball game. Miss watching him
#shit
on UW-Platteville!
#GDTBAT
#OneFist