Lance Ernwold
@WIAClance
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Father of Two | Husband | WIAC Football Enthusiast | Proud Alum of UW-P | 2x Intramural Basketball Champion🥇
Wisconsin, USA
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Massive shoutout to
@jblazek02
on signing with Cincinnati. I am now officially a Bengals fan!!
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Coach, an L to the Pioneers was, as Thanos would say, inevitable. Ben “NRA” Probst owns you.
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#ALPHAoftheweek
Michael “Oppenheimer” Priami. The name speaks for itself. Will be in attendance to see this kid sling it on Saturday.
@mpriami18
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Pioneer football preseason all-nickname team:
Aidan “Fuck you” Sproule
Brandt “Pro-Life” Stare
Michael “Oppenheimer” Priami (Known Communist)
Garrett “Silver-Bracelet” Stare
Tag “JV” Habedank
Ollie “POS (Piece of shit)” Hughes
Brendan “Snow Bunny” Lane
Carter “LGBTQ” Olson
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SEC on CBS is no more, however I am hearing reports of WIAC on CBS coming this Fall.
#WIACBrotherhood
what do we think?
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With Pioneer spring ball officially started, I can undoubtedly say I will be in a much better mood for the next 3 weeks!
@WIACQuentin
Reports are saying “Oppenheimer” Priami was slinging the rock all around the yard.
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This is perfect news to start my day with. Logan Pearson is my favorite player so now I will be drinking at least 20 celebratory Busch lights. The wife won’t be happy, but she’s a bitch anyways
An all-around star for
@UWPlattMBB
!
Logan Pearson is the 2024 NABC Division III Player of the Year!
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My wife just brought up divorce. I told her to shut up and grab me a Busch Light!
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Spring Tailgate practice for the Pioneers is coming up in a week.
@ColeSchmidt09
@WIACHuey
@WIACQuentin
@WIACDave
you in to watch some ball before the summer?
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Fuck everyone who doesn’t fuck with Paul Blart. He is an inspiration. Saw him beat
@WIACQuentin
in a 40 yard dash.
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Brad, please don’t pick fights with the big kids. The UMAC (historically liberal conference) still plays on 9 ft rims and don’t even get me started with
#D3FB
I own you now.
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Got my morning coffee. Got a great workout in! It’s a MASSIVE pioneer Gameday. A win secures the top seed in the region. Busch lights are already flowing. -1000 odds for me getting kicked out of tonight’s game. Let’s have a day
@ColeSchmidt09
@WIACDave
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WIAC QBs when they see Aidan “Fuck you” Sproule in the trenches
Opposing QBs lining up across from Maxx Crosby and Christian Wilkins
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@D3hoopsBrad
@WIACDave
Trying extremely hard to figure out why I should give a fuck about this
#imhammered
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I believe that (deleted) reply was addressed toward me.
Key takeaway: Brad doesn’t stand on business and neither does the UMAC
#sofarleft
@D3hoopsBrad
Recall this incident Brad????? Keep the WIAC name out of shit eating mouth. Kick rocks you fuck.
#WIACBrotherhood
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This one has
@KadenCrapp
written all over it.
#gottahaveit
This Trump mugshot trading card is selling like crazy...
Trump was arrested on August 24th, 2023.
His mugshot quickly became the "Most Famous Mugshot in History".
The Radical Left won't stop their witch hunt and are desperate to take down Donald Trump.
Show everyone that Trump
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@WIACQuentin
@PenisBreath6942
@markyclarky69
@BobbyJizz
@WIACDave
@BTtheAnimal
@ColeSchmidt09
@BigMikeSilver69
@WIACMike
@TomJacobson25
@AtticusCalhoun
@DonnieeDarrko
@ThomasPhil41114
@WIACEddyNorris
@WetMcwilly
@RileyWells21
@DanD3Jones
@LeMarcusCarv
@BucksDynazty
@YoungBooze69
@FisherJaxx
Thank you all for bringing this to my attention. I have all radical leftist tweets muted, so I would not have seen this bullshit take if the
#WIACBrotherhood
didn’t alert me.
Suspend Brian from the brotherhood until further notice for severe lack of ball knowledge
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Heard Case Western was supposed to be the best team out of the 4 at Trine this weekend… Whoever decided that did not take into account how far right Ben Probst would be leaning in the 2nd half. Used to think he was a liberal but no liberal can shoot like that
#warmupgame
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@ColeSchmidt09
@WIACQuentin
@WIACHuey
Cole, I’m gonna get you trashed. I can’t wait! The Pioneers are gonna be buzzin.
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I suggest the left stay inside tomorrow. Pioneers on the gridiron. Derby Days. Nothing more to say.
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@WIACQuentin
@WIACDave
@WIACMike
Let’s talk some football. Who do you like as a dark horse to make a run next year and who do you like to win it all?
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Let’s be clear, the WIAClance era has commenced. A Michael Jordan-esque run is on the horizon for
#WIAC
twitter
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Haven’t been on the bird app much. I read the David Goggins book, and since then I’ve been on a vicious bender and nobody can stop me. Took down a 30 rack of Hamms this morning. I might be the goat of
#d3drunks
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Became ungovernable last night, friends of girlfriends and wives beware.
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Starting to get real ancy for this weekend
@WIACDave
@ColeSchmidt09
Bethany Lutheran seems super liberal, don’t like these guys. Hoping for a Loras Platteville second round matchup.
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@WIACDave
@D3hoopsBrad
@ColeSchmidt09
@RileyWells21
@Brad_Goodman98
@TomJacobson25
@BigMikeSilver69
@AtticusCalhoun
@PenisBreath6942
@markyclarky69
@BucksDynazty
@WetMcwilly
@WiacEnthusiast
@jmoneysportz83
@LeMarcusCarv
@ThomasPhil41114
@D3hoopsBrad
Brad, you are the epitome of what it means to be radically left. Your banter is sub-par at best and in no way, shape, or form will you ever be apart of the
#WIACbrotherhood
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@WIACDave
Would love to hear your
#marchmadness
champion! I got the Cyclones. Love the way those boys get after it!
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What a run.
Hate the way it ended, but the Pioneers had a hell of a year. Bad month to be a Busch light.
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@Wyatt_Powell12
@WIACQuentin
Looking forward to seeing these LAX fans quiet down
@WIACQuentin
Lacrosse has no idea what’s coming.
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@WIACDave
@WIACQuentin
My sources tell me he’s actually not enrolled this semester for internship purposes. The seasoned vet, “Fuck you” Sporule, will make his return for fall camp. He knows the defense like the back of his hand, not too worried about him missing spring.
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@WIACDave
@bstare_5
@mpriami18
So underrated Dave! Love this kid, he’s a gamer. Brandt Stare gonna need to regain his alpha status in this upcoming season.
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@WetMcwilly
@nicksonsec
@CarterOlson2022
What a great talent Carter is. Will add a ton to this already electric receiving core. What are your predictions going into the fall for this dynamite receiving group?
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@WIACDave
@pattylongbottom
@DonaldStevers
@NotJordanLewis
@NsicMbb
@MinnStMBBall
@ColeSchmidt09
@LeMarcusCarv
Yeah Dave I actually was in attendance for that one! Absolute shit show for BLC. Just an abysmal performance. Platteville cruised through that one.
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Just wanna give a quick shout out to the UWSP football team. Each week they get dominated but they keep coming back. The pointer dawgs have a lot of grit. I can relate to that as my wife cheats on me constantly but I keep grinding.
#relatable
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@WIACDave
@PenisBreath6942
@ColeSchmidt09
@Tpetit007
I’m making it my sole mission to be nominated for this prestigious award next year.
#staydrunk
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@WIACDave
Love this prediction for Platteville Dave. Expecting Ella “silky” Mackiewicz to have a huge season!
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@WIACDave
The energy in Bo Ryan in unbelievable. Bethany Lutheran is sub par at best. Easy warmup game here.
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I wish my parents were there for me like Logan Pearson is for the neers on a daily basis.
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@WIACDave
@WIACQuentin
I’ve only heard reports Dave but Malaki was said to be a “Sexy beast” on the field. Excited to see how he progresses through spring!
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@WetMcwilly
@ColeSchmidt09
@WIACDave
@LeMarcusCarv
I will be heading to there shortly, William! Thinking about making some rounds on 2nd street after the ANNEX. Time to get after it🍺
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@WIACDave
@WIACQuentin
@PenisBreath6942
@dockratDC
@ThePuckDoctor
@ColeSchmidt09
I can agree with you on this, Dave. The Pioneers were definitely happy making it to a bowl game. This team is on to much bigger and better things, however and I’m gonna be hammered for each and every game.
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@WIACDave
@WIACQuentin
@PenisBreath6942
@dockratDC
@ThePuckDoctor
@ColeSchmidt09
Dave, respect the hell out of you but the Pioneers this year are only concerned with the natty. I think this offense knows no defense in this conference can fuck with them.
#swingtheaxe
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David Goggins can’t even fathom being on my level. He keeps asking who’s gonna carry the boats…
Answer:
@WIAClance
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@WIACHuey
@WIACQuentin
Hubert, great to have you. Expecting big things out of you on the twitter space!
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Gonna go get shitfaced at the local movie theater. You in?
@WIACDave
@ColeSchmidt09
@PenisBreath6942
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Wow… what a bender. Haven’t slept in 24x4 hours and the amount of alcohol I consumed within that time period is highly concerning. Good thing I’m built
#diff
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Upon further consideration, add sisters to that list as well.
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@WIACDave
Thoughts on the game? Platteville crowd was unbelievable tonight. Thoroughly enjoyed the experience!
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@WIACDave
@bstare_5
@mpriami18
Dave, no doubt. “Oppenheimer” Priami x “Pro-Life” Stare is a dynamic combo.
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Doc just told me I have schizophrenia. Doc, quite frankly, idgaf unless you prescribe me Busch lights
#loser
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@grassyroots49
Feeling like Ben Probst as I’m responding to “grassroots49” (subpar username). I’m connecting on every shot
#nylon
Can confirm, Tyler brings me my Busch Lights and kneels before me as I drink them.
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@WIACHuey
@WIACQuentin
@ColeSchmidt09
@WIACDave
Hubert, no buns on my part unfortunately. I will however bring some delicious sides. By sides I mean four cases of Hamms.
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Barely (1 score wins). Perhaps, we’re forgetting that Wartburg has been sent to the gulag 4 times by WIAC schools… Including 2 double digit losses. Nobody is scared to play the (extremely liberal) Wartburg Knights
@WIAClance
@WIACDave
Beat LaCrosse and Whitewater. River Falls was too scared to play us. I think we’ve proven ourselves just fine.
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@WIACDave
Dave, I think you may be right here. Lot of talent throughout the conference this year. My eyes are on Brandt “Pro-Life” Stare and the pioneer offense. Could we see 3 teams coming out of the WIAC this year?
@RileyWells21
@WIACMike
@WIACQuentin
@YoungBooze69
@ColeSchmidt09
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@WIACDave
@UWPlattFootball
@uwplatteville
@uwp_pioneers
@WIACQuentin
Dave, lemme tell ya I really like the ‘neers this year. Should cruise through non-con. Defense loses a ton but should still hold up well with Bauder calling the plays. Offense will be star-studded. Like em to win at least 8 this year in the regular season. Playoff run incoming.
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Bad day to be a beer and an even worse day to be playing for the Clemson Tigers. New Mexico all the way!
#lobos
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@KadenCrapp
@WIACDave
@ColeSchmidt09
I respect you
@KadenCrapp
. Would never steal from you.
#swingtheaxe
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Good luck to the UWP basketball team as they begin their postseason play tonight. Give ‘em hell gentlemen! I’ll be in attendance ⛏️
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@WartburgStool
@WIACDave
1. I don’t do grammar I just win intramural basketball championships.
2. I would absolutely love to see Wartburg play the full WIAC schedule. Y’all would get shredded. You’re soft. Just because you guys had some success doesn’t mean you have a seat at the adult table.😂
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@WIACQuentin
@WIACDave
@ColeSchmidt09
I’m hammered throwing back Miller and Hamms right now. I hate Liberals and people named Ronald.
#Swingtheaxe
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@WIACQuentin
Quentin, the radical left is extremely upset at this news. Welcome to the
#WIACBrotherhood
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@WIACQuentin
Quentin, I invest in stocks and make money while I sleep. I start my days whenever tf I want.
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@ColeSchmidt09
@bstare_5
@mpriami18
@brendan__lane
@g_stare5
Couldn’t agree more. The probable return of Aidan Sproule, an established member of the radical right, will perhaps stifle Bud Light Brads agenda. Need the boys dialed in.
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@CarterJon43139
@WIACDave
@bstare_5
@mpriami18
Jon, if you’re gonna speak on my team make sure you get the facts right. “Oppenheimer” Priami was not the QB at that time. Priami is a gamer and would also knock your ass out!
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WIAC Saturdays aren’t the same without football. Miss watching Justin Blazek dominate the league.
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@WIACQuentin
Wish I could be with you BIG Q. Had to go on a business trip for the weekend. Lots of golf to be played and lots of beer to be drank.
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@WIACDave
@KadenCrapp
@ColeSchmidt09
Kaden is a man you talk some ball over a beer with! This guy is the real deal
@WIACDave
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@WIACDave
What a great season for both teams! Unfortunate your alma mater had to lose this one. Both squads deserve a shot in the tourney!
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@WIACDave
Coach Gard always interacts with the students in P Vegas. Just a wonderful coach and even better man all around! The community is behind him and this team 110%. Going to be a really tough atmosphere for Bethany tonight.
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@WIACDave
Probst was key in this tourney victory! Very underrated player. Hits shots in key moments!
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@ColeSchmidt09
UWP showed they can play in close games tonight. Could prove huge down the stretch. Gonna be an exciting Saturday full of cold beers and great basketball Cole!
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