A quick note to all the creepy freaks in my DMs, pretending to be infatuated, beautiful young women. I'm a slightly tedious, middle-aged divorcee, have some fucking plausibility.
@PolitlcsUK
@Telegraph
For most Tory voters, with an average age of 95, that’s probably a true statement.
The first Tory statement this campaign which hasn’t been a lie. They should give themselves a pat on the back.
@Wokewaster
@reformparty_uk
More complete bollocks from a Reform cultist.
Labour have zero intention of raising cgt on house sales, it’s not even remotely plausible.
@Nigel_Farage
You do realise, if you actually won (not going to happen) you’d have to come up with a plan and some policies?
Government doesn’t work very well if all you do is blame immigrants and brown people for everything.
@David_Cameron
After the Brexit referendum and the UK’s subsequent slide into oblivion and chaos, i’m not sure I’ll heed your advice when it comes to making plans…
@RishiSunak
They might be for you, the rest of us are looking forward in certainty to a government of grownups, free of Tory crooks, creeps and cretins.
@ThatAlexWoman
Oswald Moseley tried this, it didn’t really work out for him. Tommy Robinson and his gang of thugs will be a small note in history. England hates fascists and always will.
@Arron_banks
July 5th will be the best bit, waking up to a massive Labour majority and Reform getting 2 seats will be hilarious.
The second best bit will be Farage having to deal with his angry constituents in Clacton for the next five years. 😂
@sophielouisecc
You’re a typical forelock tugger. The Etonians and Oxbridge elite who you’re so keen to keep in power despise you and anyone with your background. They’re laughing at you whilst you assist them lining their pockets.
@AubreyHoltUK
@Conservatives
You do realise there are less humiliating ways to get you 15 minutes of fame? Streaking at Lords? Making a porno with your dad? Live streaming a hate wank?
@LeeAndersonMP_
I get a groundsworks contractor to dig a very deep hole. Then I’d have you put in the hole. Then I’d hire migrants on £100k salaries to guard the hole and periodically throw you 30p bags of pasta.
@AnnabelDenham1
@Telegraph
His cabinet appointments on his first day have shown more competence than we witnessed in the combined reign of Johnson, Truss and Sunak.
@nickdixoncomic
Whereas despite her challenges in life, she has chosen a life of public service and risen to the top.
You on the other hand, spout shite on a fourth rate, seudo-news channel, with an audience of 87 on a good day.
@WestminsterWAG
Jan Moir, Morally bankrupt, Tory client journalist, and employee of the Daily Mail. The same woman who wrote a repulsive, unfounded and speculative article about Stephen Gately’s death, six days after he died.
Great source…
@GullisJonathan
I wouldn’t worry too much mate, on June 5th, you’ll be back at the zoo, peeling bananas and publicly masturbating. I hope they get you a nice keeper.
@CamillaTominey
One raised herself from poverty, educated herself, cared for her mother, raised children and forged a formidable career.
The other is a tax avoiding heiress.
What Mick Lynch is asking for, is really quite modest, just a society which is free, fair and decent.
His portrayal by the right wing press as a Scargillesque, Marxist-fundamentalist is nothing short of Orwellian.
@Conservatives
In contrast, 24 hours in the life of a Tory MP compromises of; 9 hours of sleazing, 6 hours of lining their pockets, 1 hour of genuine work and 8 hours of sleeping.
If you think all Tories should be banished to a deep, inescapable pit, fed on scraps of Tofu and Quinoa then made to sleep under blankets formed from pages of the Guardian, you’re my kind of person.
#followbackfriday
@KEdge23
In 14 long years, the Tories have subjected us to mismanagement, corruption, sleaze, lies and incompetence. They’re done for and good riddance.
@danwootton
So if France invaded England & occupied Kent and Sussex, you’d be suggesting we cede that territory to France to end the war?
Thought not.
Farage is an appeaser coward.