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@RichardHamer16
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2 years
A quick note to all the creepy freaks in my DMs, pretending to be infatuated, beautiful young women. I'm a slightly tedious, middle-aged divorcee, have some fucking plausibility.
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@RishiSunak @SouthamptonFC Can’t wait till next season, Saints will be in the championship and Labour will be running the country.
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@RishiSunak Oh dear… Identity politics, the last gasp of the desperate.
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Happy #Followbackfriday Solidarity with all the transport network staff, nurses, posties and public sector workers striking for fair pay.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ I see you’re using the same pollster as Kim Jong Un and Putin. 😂
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@topofthepops__ This sounds a lot like your prejudice/fears speaking. Do you have any evidence to back up these claims?
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@RishiSunak Lies, lies, lies and more lies.
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@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph For most Tory voters, with an average age of 95, that’s probably a true statement. The first Tory statement this campaign which hasn’t been a lie. They should give themselves a pat on the back.
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@lukerobertblack @Conservatives Have you been in a coma for the last 14 years?
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@GullisJonathan Will you be returned to the zoo on 5th July?
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg North East Somerset must not be allowed to inflict you on the Uk for another five years
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@andrealeadsom What’s next for you? Column in the Daily Mail? Chief child snatcher? Poverty acceleration consultant? The grim reaper?
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@Wokewaster @reformparty_uk More complete bollocks from a Reform cultist. Labour have zero intention of raising cgt on house sales, it’s not even remotely plausible.
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@LizzieHacking @Conservatives @Women2Win @AshtonTories You poor, poor dear, I wish you every luck in this ridiculous, humiliating and impossible task.
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@Nigel_Farage You do realise, if you actually won (not going to happen) you’d have to come up with a plan and some policies? Government doesn’t work very well if all you do is blame immigrants and brown people for everything.
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@David_Cameron After the Brexit referendum and the UK’s subsequent slide into oblivion and chaos, i’m not sure I’ll heed your advice when it comes to making plans…
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@JohnnyMercerUK July 5th = Johnny-no-job #GE2024
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@DPJHodges Never has a restraining order been more necessary
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@RishiSunak They might be for you, the rest of us are looking forward in certainty to a government of grownups, free of Tory crooks, creeps and cretins.
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@ThatAlexWoman Oswald Moseley tried this, it didn’t really work out for him. Tommy Robinson and his gang of thugs will be a small note in history. England hates fascists and always will.
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@PennyMordaunt You’ve had 14 years in power, the only people you’ve backed are your donors, mates and crooks.
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@RishiSunak Translation: Our manifesto is mostly lies, fantasy or bait for bigots.
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@Nigel_Farage @England Southgate wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
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@RupertLowe10 I don’t know why you’re so surprised, the rise of fascism should be part of every child’s education.
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@KEdge23 Funny that, I don’t trust a word you say, on literally anything. Largely because you’re a Tufton St mouthpiece, with zero integrity.
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@rodbishop15 Turkeys voting for Christmas
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@Nigel_Farage @RoyalMail I hope Labour give him an OBE in their first honours list. 😂
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@grantshapps Yes, because our security is far safer in the hands of an ex fireplace salesman with five different identities? 🤡
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@Arron_banks July 5th will be the best bit, waking up to a massive Labour majority and Reform getting 2 seats will be hilarious. The second best bit will be Farage having to deal with his angry constituents in Clacton for the next five years. 😂
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@JulieredmondW @AndrewBoff @BarkingTories @BDPost @lbbdcouncil You must be Barking to be running as a Tory. Say goodbye to that deposit 😂
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@GullisJonathan @david4lcs If you need help filling out your universal credit forms, I’m here to help.
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@montie His colleagues look like they’re waiting for their turn in the electric chair. RIP Tories
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@TomTugendhat Interesting. It seems that most of the country thinks another Tory government is the greatest threat to the country.
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@grantshapps How many ships are you promising to build this week Admiral Shapps?
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@toadmeister @OED This tweet should be used as the definition of sycophancy
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@RishiSunak Because you’ve had enough of the job and fancy a big payday in the US?
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@LozzaFox @Nigel_Farage That’s about as likely as you receiving a dad of the year award.
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@brianmoore666 To cover the tracks of celebrity racists and misogynists?
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@TiceRichard An actor who was campaigning for Reform, he’s one of yours, own it.
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@sophielouisecc You’re a typical forelock tugger. The Etonians and Oxbridge elite who you’re so keen to keep in power despise you and anyone with your background. They’re laughing at you whilst you assist them lining their pockets.
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@RishiSunak More lies than this fella, impressive!
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@PennyMordaunt At least you've got your distinguished naval career to fall back on...
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@Artemisfornow The most ridiculous and pointless stat of the day?
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg If things don’t go your way in the election, at least you have the funeral directors job to fall back on.
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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk I’d rather push caustic soda down my urethra with a barbed spear.
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@LozzaFox @LarryTaunton the making of a school shooter
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@Arron_banks Great theory, although it hasn’t really worked out like that for you though has it.
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@Nigel_Farage Vote Reform, vote for your children as cannon fodder.
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@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk Shame he wasn’t arresting you, oh well, we can live in hope.
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@Nigel_Farage A special parliamentary bar is being opened in your honor, it's called The Spiv and Monkey.
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@TRobinsonNewEra I love an angry midget video.
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@MahyarTousi Somebody doesn't understand the British electoral system...
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@Srvpeople Hilarious, turns out we’re not all a bunch of bigots. Get back under your rock.
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@AubreyHoltUK @Conservatives You do realise there are less humiliating ways to get you 15 minutes of fame? Streaking at Lords? Making a porno with your dad? Live streaming a hate wank?
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@LeeAndersonMP_ I get a groundsworks contractor to dig a very deep hole. Then I’d have you put in the hole. Then I’d hire migrants on £100k salaries to guard the hole and periodically throw you 30p bags of pasta.
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@ElliotHammerSR @RishiSunak I think you must have had the wrong channel on, maybe ask for some help with the remote next time!
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@AnnabelDenham1 @Telegraph His cabinet appointments on his first day have shown more competence than we witnessed in the combined reign of Johnson, Truss and Sunak.
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@nickdixoncomic Whereas despite her challenges in life, she has chosen a life of public service and risen to the top. You on the other hand, spout shite on a fourth rate, seudo-news channel, with an audience of 87 on a good day.
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@GeoffNorcott Because nothing screams masculinity quite like a rain soaked imp.
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@GuidoFawkes You really are on the bleeding edge of investigative journalism. Congratulations on your magnificent sleuthing.
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@RishiSunak Have you started packing yet? Don’t forget to leave the key under the mat and empty the bins when you go.
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@WestminsterWAG Jan Moir, Morally bankrupt, Tory client journalist, and employee of the Daily Mail. The same woman who wrote a repulsive, unfounded and speculative article about Stephen Gately’s death, six days after he died. Great source…
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@GullisJonathan I wouldn’t worry too much mate, on June 5th, you’ll be back at the zoo, peeling bananas and publicly masturbating. I hope they get you a nice keeper.
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@CamillaTominey One raised herself from poverty, educated herself, cared for her mother, raised children and forged a formidable career. The other is a tax avoiding heiress.
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@Nigel_Farage What are you going to do about it? Oh yeah, nothing. Because Reform couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, let alone run a country.
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@ReformUKSun Average height 5ft, combined weight 1 tonne, mean IQ 4.35
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@GenZbloomer @reformparty_uk I love the way you have machine gunned punctuation into this word soup, it’s hilariously, authentic Reform.
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@Nigel_Farage I can’t wait to see the details of your finances and see you comply with the misleading of parliament rules. 😂 4 MPs 😂😂😂
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@Joey7Barton That’s peanuts compared to what you’ll be paying out to @theJeremyVine
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What Mick Lynch is asking for, is really quite modest, just a society which is free, fair and decent. His portrayal by the right wing press as a Scargillesque, Marxist-fundamentalist is nothing short of Orwellian.
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The Mick Lynch Video The Government Doesn’t Want You To See
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@reformparty_uk The England team is the pinnacle of multiculturalism in action. I didn’t think that’d be up your street…
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@GullisJonathan @BorisJohnson Just what Stoke needs, a pair of half bright, hairless apes…
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@brianmoore666 Like four bald men fighting over a comb.
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@RishiSunak On July 5th you’ll be history
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@Conservatives In contrast, 24 hours in the life of a Tory MP compromises of; 9 hours of sleazing, 6 hours of lining their pockets, 1 hour of genuine work and 8 hours of sleeping.
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@RishiSunak I can recommend a fantastic removals company, DM me for more details.
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@PennyMordaunt Better dust off your war medals and sword…
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@LozzaFox Oh well, at least he’s still an actor.
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If you think all Tories should be banished to a deep, inescapable pit, fed on scraps of Tofu and Quinoa then made to sleep under blankets formed from pages of the Guardian, you’re my kind of person. #followbackfriday
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@michaelgove @SimonClarkeMP How much land did you get for 10 quid?
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@benhabib6 @reformparty_uk This aged well… 😂
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@markjenkinsonmp She must have a forehead fetish
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg When you loose your seat, will you return to your coffin in mausoleum?
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@Conservatives Is that the tube of glue Labour will need to glue the fabric of Britain back together after 14 years of Tory rule?
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@RishiSunak Do you need a hand packing, I’m at a loose end on July 4th, I could pop round and help fill a few boxes?
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@KEdge23 In 14 long years, the Tories have subjected us to mismanagement, corruption, sleaze, lies and incompetence. They’re done for and good riddance.
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@sophielouisecc It’s the wrong month for trick-or-treating?
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@GullisJonathan Come July 5th, you’ll be back in the gorilla enclosure
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@danwootton It’s ironic when the creepiest man in Britain is an immigrant, campaigning for a party who hates immigrants.
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@Nigel_Farage That’s going to be a challenge from your place on the back benches with only one Reform colleague 😂
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@JamesCleverly That’s child cruelty, I’m calling social services.
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@Mike_Fabricant Maybe you shouldn’t have privatised it then. Another Tory shambles
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@MrHarryCole It’s called love and affection, something you were clearly starved of as a child.
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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Keep going boys, every increase in the polls makes the @UKLabour majority bigger 💪
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@PatrickChristys Man who looks miraculously like Fred West mocks another man’s father…
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@danwootton So if France invaded England & occupied Kent and Sussex, you’d be suggesting we cede that territory to France to end the war? Thought not. Farage is an appeaser coward.
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@thatcymraes The watching porn in parliament episode is definitely going to be missed
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