Dick Wolff
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@pop_mycology
"client keeps sharing the same problem even though i've told them we solved it"
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@nypost
"Loner" sounds like overkill for an old man who just preferred privacy and hamburgers
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@Tromac_wav
"blimey im feeling a bit knackered could really go for a bit of the olde nuts and bolts"
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@peachiikoo
"Im willing to sacrifice as many of you as possible to insure Im president again"
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@coldhealing
"Figure it out youre almost out of time"
Is the type of motivation every 30yr old needs
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@thechosenberg
these boys have never felt the lust of a woman in love. feel terrible for this microman
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@MasterTimBlais
My favorite part about the gifted kids is they're mostly selected by teachers for doing their homework on time
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@andorlorians
Has this role ever been played by someone not white-passing? The answer is no, but here's a young Tom Hardy as Heathcliffe
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@missmilkton
"oh yea little tickle in my throat"
*cough*
and that's how you avoid the Friday all-hands
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@ItsMarieMcCurdy
"my dad was in the war too he doesnt like video games now they make him yell a lot hope you still like them!
ps enjoy irag"
Ben, 2nd grade
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@emializh
One of the worst things we do to ourselves is drown out every second with endless distractions
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@coldhealing
i love when beautiful fit women tell me i don't need to be beautiful or fit i can just be interesting
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@somewheresy
can someone explain to me how a person who can’t control lifestyle creep at 350k will suddenly be able to at 1M?
this is not an income problem at 350k this is a personal problem.
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@coldhealing
how can we give the homeless, "tube girl energy"? would this solve the house less ness problem?
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@bloodberry_tart
Screaming "Im a SHARP not a bonehead" hoping the crowd descending on me at the Harris rally understand my multi-layered identity as a bald white man
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@onlyyagirl_
Nothing, and I mean nothing, is more trad than a man whose hip to waist ratio envies his wife's
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@KeaMohapi_
Grandpa would hit people with, "He couldn't pour water out of a boot if there were instructions on the heel"
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@Fhajad
@BurnerDontask
Hemsworth was like 6 months for 10lbs of muscle. Nanjani had roughly a year.
anyone saying this is natty is unbelievably naive
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@ggreenwald
@veH0rny
Black market for podcasts is not something I had on my bingo card for 2023
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@awoodustin
Don't forget this bit where he really wants to see people walk on slippery ice 🤭
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@rfuzzlemuzz
@TheJackForge
@AK_GibsonL5
Jack is acting like the vast majority of people love their jobs enough to forgo a massive increase in salary. Just totally fucking disconnected with the world
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@willow__two
@groovisphere
Speak for yourself I put all my apps on display at the Apple store and choose based on vibes
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@quantian1
what if i could have the stress of running two dives bars in keweenaw county after doing one successfully 🤑
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@jumpmanft
@goblintownwtf
This feels far too coordinated to just be a simple free mint. Absolutely a team that knows what they're doing
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@TheOmniZaddy
If I knew I couldn't hear the upstairs neighbors this would be fine, but I know that will never be the case.
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@shoe0nhead
If both wars are proxy wars we can actually get a third proxy war for free
#girlmath
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@CantEverDie
"car accidents are only bad when people i dont like cause them and other"
Also is the mother in that giant truck? Zero chance any harm came to anyone
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@seanbeegee
One time my butler walked in with these on and I had him shot for disrupting my peace (watching tiktok videos)
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@brendengallager
I could lose keyboard shortcuts and still prefer spreadsheets over actual shit
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@rubysapphrald
Isnt the Jokers whole thing that he so intimately understands what the Batman "wants" and tries to give it to him because its so fun
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@coldhealing
When I paid a witch on Etsy to gaslight my girlfriend into believing we were destined for each other
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@number_pizza111
I can never forgive Ryan Wesley Routh for this - its the most heinous thing he's ever done
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@KrangTNelson
Forced to go through a checkpoint in an incredibly small space is a pretty good reason to keep a bunch of witness protection assignees
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@Srirachachau
Republicans secretly love Harris, especially the dead ones who cant say otherwise
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You don't have enough $MAGIC.
You don't have enough
@SmolBrainsNFT
You don't have enough
@LifeNFT_
You don't have enough treasures or legions.
Don't get me started on
@toadstoolzNFT
,
@EtherOrcs
, Battlefly, or anything else coming to
@Treasure_NFT
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@theerkj
Hit a man with enough memes about him being a robot and he'll do anything to improve the image
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@InternetHippo
"Sorry, we're looking for someone with 3-5 years of sitting at their desk and looking busy"
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@megantheevalium
Chugging a Michelob ULTRA in the teams cozy? Uh yea liberals, this is just what America is about
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@KratomSmoker
This is exactly the type of kid who should be doing Galaxy Gas. Glad the little dude could get some help
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