John Hamburger
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It's not a big deal We can handle it Professional housewife 2nd account @RiceTheBorn
Joined April 2024
westerners find it hilarious whenever a chinese guy gets angry ig 😭
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Giganter Kai is Daisuke's twisted way of teaching his players the myth of Icarus. When Potemkin sends out his aegis shield, you accept you lost neutral and take it with grace. You do not fly into the sun to challenge him.
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操这个他妈的小白男人。一万年的怀运道。邪恶的私生子！！！.
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i am sorry everyone.
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fuckkkkkk im +16 fuck my disgusting top 1 character he needs more nerfs FUCK im +16 im so uncontestable and terrifying fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Can u be fat and still have aura?.
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mixup characters be like "omgggg i have to work sooo hard to winnnnnn i have to hit you sooooo many tiiiimes neutral is so haaaard" meanwhile they loop 50/50's off knockdowns into full combo wallbreak hard knockdown and have some annoying fuck nigh-uncontestable neutral option.
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@Frankentank9 "wtf you can't give a big body with terrifying offense and potent mix a fullscreen invincible +ob move"."wtf you can't give a zoner rushdown mix character two different specials that negate pokes and one that forces counterhit state"."wtf leo whitefang". Arcsys: teehee :3.
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does he remind you of someone. .
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@nycfurby you can barely run streams or pay people back, why the fuck are you shit talking?.
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these gl clips genuinely look like they come from a sitcom intro or from arcade mode. goldlewis sprinting across the screen and the characters chasing after him doing whatever.
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faust putting all these flowers in her hair. oh my god ever since elphelt came out he's been such a sweetheart ❤️❤️❤️.
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"I accept someone is non-binary but society doesn't view them that way so that's why I won't either" is a take I did not think I would ever see.
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i'm threatened for outplaying, such is the life of a goldlewis player
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I'm being serious at this point the community needs to have a petition to ArcSys about balancing and where they're going. Full professionalism, grievances listed, signed by people who play the game. It's possible they don't take a lot of twitter posting serious because people.
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People who do this weird FG elitism are so fascinating to me because if you rounded up all these people who talk about "real fighting games" in a room, you'd have a better advertisement for air fresheners since rotten eggs before you got any idea of what a "real fighting game" is.
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will be makimg a character main opinions tier list to encourage division and tribalism.
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I'm really wondering what's going on at ArcSys. No game dev worth their salt would've released a patch like this without something really serious happening. Are they getting overworked? Spread too thin? Pressed for time? Who the hell knows lol.
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BlazBlue players are the flat-earthers of anime fighters.
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i hate these kinds of posts. how would you feel if I said goldlewis can't do anything against fd and all I did was no kara c.S BT.
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idk what baiken did to deserve this but i know ontologically it was justified
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Goldlewis Dickinson would personally beat the shit out of Donald Trump.
BREAKING:. US Secretary of Defense, Goldlewis Dickinson, has announced undying support for Donald Trump. " The libs want to take away my cancels and my firearm. Tell them this: you can't cancel freedom. "
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To all the ram players that tried to cope and say s sword wasn't a bug.
In-game Issues:.We've updated the list of currently confirmed issues occurring in Guilty Gear -Strive- Ver.1.40. These issues will be fixed in a future update. We apologize for the trouble caused to all players. ▼[Ver.1.40] Known Issues (Updated November 6, 2024).
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oh MODDER BOY!!!
Millia in this though.
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*taps the sign*
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dp chars after july 22nd 2024.
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@PuppyGirlFPS elphelt main calling other peoples' characters easy is like slayer complaining about damage.
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leo players have to clarify they want you to ignore the fact this move goes into guardpoint before asking if this is a bottom 3 f.S.(answer is still no without guardpoint).
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when they nerf wwa y'all are gonna have to come up with another excuse for why y'all still lose to goldlewis.
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being a "content creator" for strive when you aren't entertaining or a good educator must fucking suck, it actually must be so miserable making up a bunch of dumb bullshit and being incredibly negative to stay even remotely relevant.
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what's the matter baiken player, afraid you might have to block?
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YOU NOT WINTY.
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angry birds trajectory.
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@ryoublogger you're oomf so i'll let you off with a warning but if you ever downplay anji neutral again you're gonna wanna make sure you sleep with your eyes open.
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as a community we need to understand what it means to mind control someone. it does not mean playing a mix character and constantly opening someone up because they blocked wrong. it means doing a bunch of risky reactable stuff that you've conditioned them so hard not to challenge.
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YOU MFS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NEW CHIPP MOVE, POST THOSE J.S's AND J.H's YOU AINT SLICK.
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The theme of season 3 you win if you won roundstart. For season 4 it's now winning if you lose roundstart.
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@Post_Ioism "best political analysis" and it's a grammatically starved textwall defending race realism citing outdated 18th century texts and modern research they didn't read that's either irrelevant or contradicts them.
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season 4 patch got leffen switching games, genres, and audiences bruh wtf
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you bitches are all privileged
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there isn't. a prerequisite to humanity is the capacity for rational thought. i have people mashing on point blank +16. there is no ontological capacity of free will rational thought or survival instinct. i am fighting dodos. dodos that complain and bitch.
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reading elphelt downplay on the tl is like reading the ccp state media assuring the world nothing happened at tiananmen.
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these people will look you dead in the eyes calling these moves reactable then get opened up by 23 frame overheads and 25 frame lows . disgraceful.
If you call any of these moves reactable I better never see you get hit by tap dust ever
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this shit defies the laws of physics with how much potential energy it has
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what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?.
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i want you mfs who are hating on 3v3 to admit whether you got to play with friends and whether y'all were in vc.
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i actually play like elphelt
I hope I make all slayers I fight mad cause I’ve never shit on someone this hard before
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@noodlegumONLINE i'm realizing despite being atheist now, my christian upbringing has made me subconsciously pick hobbies that make me want to see the devil.
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@JohnDoe1442078 @Prime159 @LaNativePatriot @PA_Sissy @SlightlyBittah Using Google AI as a source. You're cooked.
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why am i seeing people genuinely defending ram swords staying out on hit. fuck you if you ever complained about god drone.
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this is what sparked this message by the way
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nothing pisses me off more than unpunishable unreactable mixups that do 50% of my healthbar. if you couldn't open me up with your carried ass mix you're trash.
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