💙Broke-Ass Utah Mom💙
@Realdammshar
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Living the high life in my mountain home. Love with all your heart. RA shares my body but doesn’t own it. Proud Dem in a red state. NO DM’s #VoteHarris2024
Southern Utah, USA
Joined November 2016
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@meiselasb
Trump licensed his name.
I’m goingto come out with a product, gonna be rich! Calling it Trump Bullshit.
-stamped with Trump’s name in Gold-tone glitter
-smells like Trump
-collected by illegal aliens
-filled with pieces of sharpie
$49.95. Pre-orders accepted.
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@ABCDEFGHIrock
You can apply for a diploma from any made up university for $30 or less. Or print your own. My dog had a bachelor of liberal arts (and I hung it in my office).
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@HokeLawrence
Sure. But what does that have to do with someone handing him a gun, assuring him it was a prop gun, in the course of his work?
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@EbonyT_PhD
I met a MD student at a lab, he told me that poor people aren’t as important as rich people cuz they don’t take care of themselves.
I told him to try using the ER for primary care, and making it on $750/m. And that if he really believes that, find another profession.
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@tlhicks713
@AriFleischer
They aren’t censoring Trump. They’re banning him for repeated violations.
He can spout his vitriol elsewhere. You too, if you want.
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@ThisIsCindyLou
@AnnaRMatson
Neither was NC. It’ll pass over the entire state.
Nowhere “perfectly safe.”
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@_Makada_
He ran an agency. No way he knew everything.
Masks & vax work. So do social distancing. People are still dying because they don’t understand these principles.
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@EbonyT_PhD
I worked in an ER in 1999, MD said - of a pt post lumbar surgery, no primary “she’s drug seeking.” Insensitive ass.
6mo later told a housekeeper was living in her car in parking lot. Anonymously paid her a furnished apt rent for a year.
Upgraded to sensitive ass. 😍
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@Beard_Vet
Just cause some rich entitled dude says something doesn’t make it true. (That’s where y’all got in trouble with the last guy).
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@Scottcrates
IDK… maybe Miami? Or Atlanta? If only they clearly labeled the police cars, we wouldn’t be in this quandary
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@pallbro
@KaitlinLoves
Jesus, people are stupid. The Republican candidate is currently trying to say that he’s better looking than his Democratic opponent. But that’s ok
This good looking man a physician, is obviously able to multitask his life.
I need a drink
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@venus_in_pisces
It’s hard for me to get my panties all up in a knot just because some dude divorced his wife, met another woman, and his dating her. Where I come from, this is called life
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@CortesSteve
Nope. If I was gonna refi, I would prefer lenders with compassion.
I’m white. Damn proud to live in a country where a bank gives a shit - even if it’s a PR stunt.
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Hey
@bunsenbernerbmd
can u tell me how long until Beaker passes a 28lb mini Aussie in size? This- & Ball - are the things that keep me up at night. - ur LV friend, Blu.
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@HollywoodLife
Let’s get real: if you’re going to a Vanilla Ice concert in 2020, You really don’t have a lot to live for anyway
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@WargodARTS2
@NezzyKnowZzZ666
@nytimesmusic
I haven’t heard of many people; doesn’t mean they don’t exist and that they aren’t important.
But if they’ve touched so many lives it feels personal to a lot more people. It’s sad that people are so mean about someone they never met, who probably would have welcomed ’em.
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I’m Jewish and live in a teeny Utah town. Talk about trapped in hell.
Have we all realized yet that evangelicals in the Republican Party don't actually respect Jewish folks but view them as either engaged in a sinister global cabal and/or supporting actors in their armageddon fetish?
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@marknorm
- I gotta thank you. I’m a medical social worker and Yesterday i played a short bit of yours for an elderly patient. He laughed so hard he was crying. Comedy gets them through it all.
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@jennifer__wu_
We now have anywhere from six kids to 12+ (their friends, cousins…).
I watched the trash truck pull up - the driver stopped, got out & moved a bicycle out of the way, then left. I’ve also seen them walk up a driveway to get trash.
I called their office to thank ‘em.
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@hugolowell
Not sure what the big deal is about; the former President stole classified documents and left ‘em strewn all over his gaudy house. It’s not like just anyone can gain entrance in this home, which is rented out for events like weddings.
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@VirginiaCity
I just canceled a family trip to your 2024 Roundup. We were looking forward to the trip, but I’m Jewish and don’t feel safe or comfortable in VC.
People were laughing & encouraging the racism. Obviously it’s not just one person. I can’t risk mine & my family’s safety.
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@CaslerNoel
She’s still alive?
Judging from the video, the only thing holding her together is hatred, makeup she slathered on with a trowel, and the belief that she still relevant.
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@Classic_Lib_M
@BobbyWatson65
@bigredsibin
Ok.
However, we were discussing school shootings. I realize u have different & unique experiences, but I’m tapping out now. Your lack of empathy for a child is… sad
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@franklinleonard
...And our sacrifice should not go unnoticed. Unfortunately, the current Administration will never acknowledge the efforts of a true patriot in keeping the Great State of Texas- and our country - safe from liberals.
Today we shall drink a frozen margarita in solidarity.” -Ted
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@Cleavon_MD
@USMC
Every time I read one of your tweets, you get higher up on my list of all time favorite ER Docs.
And, no - Clooney ain’t one of ‘em.
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@bigredsibin
@Classic_Lib_M
Having lived thru an active shooter situation and seeing the aftermath… you simply have no idea as to why this child is afraid.
We had earthquake drills. They have active shooter drills.
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@saltyliberal74
Eye rolling is a sign of Covid vaccine injury. So is a pretend response of shaking.
🙄
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@GTS206
@ZingoFusky
@ReevReev
Me too.
Had either of my kids come out - or should they now - id be happy that they were comfortable enough to tell me. And hug ‘em.
Find family and be good to them, let em be good to you. My bio family & i haven’t talked in years and I’m good with that.
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@ElyKreimendahl
I had such a great time on mushrooms, my stomach hurt from laughing. My body weighed so much I had to lay in the living room floor… I began wishing there was a basement.
Ate little Caesars Pizza until it hurt. It was awesome.
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@tobymorton
@theliamnissan
That’s a thing of beauty, right there.
If only there’d been an underage party planner available when I was a kid, I wouldn’t have been forced to wait outside the 7-11 waiting for a drunk to buy me some Annie Green Springs.
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@bunsenbernerbmd
My mommy made this for me - it’s a trash can with a tennis ball return. It’s still a big part of my life.
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@Lord_Rheios
@BritneyHiatus
Mental Illness often manifests in the early 20’s. She did choose to have kids... but not to be sick.
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@mollyhaigh
This entire administration is an embarrassment & we are the laughingstock of the world. Just 'cuz he says something doesn't make it so.
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@VoteBlueIn2020
@StetsonUSA
It doesn’t matter how they said it, they still put out a statement and pulled their business.
Stetson’s market is rural America (a lot of it MAGA); it took balls for them to do what they did.
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@bunsenbernerbmd
My border collie not only loves me, but is in love with the family across the street, their kittens, dogs & horses.
I have no doubts
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@Redbarn318
@Libraryoftessa
My very elderly goat died today - had a rough start in life but lived the last 7-8y wandering an acre with 4+ others. Loved her tree.
Neighbor’s cow died today too - both are buried in my yard. Living out in the sticks is great.
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@lccoftheisland
@NurseNinaPA
My dog. Her brother & half sister, she’s with them a lot. The herdlet (herd lite?) & knowing I’ll have goat grand babies in about 6 months.
When I’m bummed I also remind myself that I have a job, can pay my bills, & have healthcare. So I’m “rich,” & I need to STFU.
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We voted our HOAs out a few years ago. Best move ever!!!!
We used to have the Fence nazis who drove around looking for perceived infractions. Fuck ‘em
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@McDonalds
Wow. I forgot that you have feelings. Your food is horrible and unhealthy. You should expand your diet, you would be happier if you ate better - person who runs the McDonald’s Twitter account.
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My fav nicknames:
1) Brain Worm Bear Bro
2) Cheesus
3) Rapey McForehead
RFK Jr is the most obvious Russian op that ever Russian op'd.
His reported decision to call it quits & endorse Trump is pro wrestling stuff, on par with Randy "Macho Man" Savage's heel turn.
Brain worm bear bro is a useful idiot.
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Trump 41%. Dude who dresses him and made him look like the village idiot (not a stretch): 99%
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@rlord4018
@Imposter_Edits
Yes. He did nothing wrong. The law says he doesn’t have to show ID.
He did nothing wrong
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@ask_aubry
I have an odometer at the entrance to my vagina. That way, I know when it’s time for a tune-up.
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@WilliamFPeters2
I’m a 59-year-old suburban mom in southern Utah.
No Mr. Trump I won’t like you. You’ve done nothing for me.
Our unemployment rate is through the roof, I have to work 150 miles from my house to make ends meet.
Neither Mike Lee nor Donald Trump give a shit about me. Ditto.
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@maternity_week
Funny thing- I just looked in the mirror and saw the most beautiful woman to ever exist.
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@bunsenbernerbmd
we have an announcement. There’s a teeny new goat in the world. Maggie will be watching over this one - she’s having trouble learning to walk.
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His name actually as Steve. He’s a huge Asshole. He works in medical administration.
#TheReasonWhyIQuit
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@RepJackKimble
Sorry, Jack.
I was so busy choosing your outfit for tonight’s press conference where you take time away from your pretend wedding anniversary to demand CBS lose its license, i pressed “send” instead of “save.��
Oops.
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@RepJackKimble
It was obviously a Democrat planted in the GQP by the NRA as a false flag to take the attention away from the fact that Jfk jr blew off the rally because he was at the mall with Elvis.
It’d be so much easier if u were to confer with me before you send these tweets.
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@EliMcCann
Just wait till the day your conservative mother-in-law comes over and you have to explain to her that her sweet little 5yo granddaughter is outside watching the chickens have sex
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@bunsenbernerbmd
The Python reference shows that Beaker is receiving a well-rounded education.
So many dogs these days aren’t exposed to the classics.
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@ChuckCjmmn
It jusy gets worse & worse.
If he once cut the tags off the pillows, my head will explode
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@MeidasTouch
2 years ago 7 beautiful souls I personally knew were alive; Covid took them from us. 2 years ago countless people were healthier but now have long covid. 2 years ago our president suggested we drink bleach & UV Ray our innards. We are so much better off today.
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@bacon_and_vodka
@pattonoswalt
Larry the Cable Racist doesn’t enunciate - this is clearly his cousin Buford, who graduated middle school on the 3rd try.
You know, the only cousin with an education.
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@RepJackKimble
@MeghanMcCain
What amazes me is that her family doesn’t seem to agree with her political choices. But, then again, neither did the father through whom she gained her relevancey.
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@LBCNews
WTF is wrong with this world. My first thought was that, comparatively speaking, only 2 are dead and only 14 additional injuries.
I’m numbing to the violence. 😢
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@JewelODesert
@JimmyNovak6
@IAMNJERA
I think Michelle’s got a sweet gig already.
However, I do hear that Melania is looking for a job. Just listening to her grading voice complaining about Donald’s microprenis is enough to make anybody sick.
Your dollars will go to a good cause...
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@mrhalfspeed
@EricG1247
@DevinCow
Hay! You stole my line, probably becud you could.
I just can’t stomach it.
I just can’t stomach it.
I just can’t stomach it.
I just can’t stomach it.
What did I win?
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@RepJackKimble
@RobertKennedyJr
Rep Kimble is a great man
Nearly every time he’s been accused of misconduct, he was able to prove he was at a strip club making it rain with campaign donations.
The people of the 54th even named a brand of glitter after him.
If u don’t like glitter, u dont know Jack
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@56blackcat
I worked medical during the pandemic. 12-15 hour days. Few breaks. Patients & coworkers dying right & left.
Just cuz we’re medical, doesn’t mean we can’t release some pressure doing something fun.
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@bunsenbernerbmd
One of our humans is a holding place for me & my sister. Our other human is a medical social worker and we appreciate her leaving shoes outside & showering before she tells us hi at nite. It’s OUR sacrifice.
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@MattWalshBlog
Louis masturbated in font if people in an act of power & control. Toobin jacked off & forgot to shut off his monitor
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@SaftyInNumbers
@antifaoperative
Wasn’t she tweeting the lawmakers’ location during the resurrection?
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@RN_Atheist
My 14yo dtr & i got burgers; the cook (30’s) followed us outside &asked for her number and she was bewildered….
I said she was 14, not allowed to date. Later she thanked me… i told her “anytime.”
She was a CHILD. WTF????
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@ColoradoDavidSu
Ima medical social worker; the virus is deadly and the administration’s response alone is pathetic & reflective of how much respect they have for the American people.
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@davidfrum
Trump was raised in a bubble, told he was the golden boy.
- No one (since his daddy) has ever told him “No.”
He can’t believe this is happening to him. Zackly how we've all felt for the past four years.
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@johnpavlovitz
@kayleighmcenany
@JoeBiden
@realDonaldTrump
@POTUS
I don’t know how she keeps a straight face
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@bunsenbernerbmd
Taking a power nap in solidarity with our Canadian friends. We played ball, chased goats and barked at people who drove on our street. Busy morning.
#dogsoftwitter
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@RepJackKimble
@RobertKennedyJr
He ran for Democratic Party. Then Independent. Now supporting Republican.
Attention wh0res will do anything for attention.
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@tlhicks713
Probably the sweetest dis you'll get on here, at least for the rest of 2020. But that was some damn fine punning, there.
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@SeaWitch1031
@OhNoSheTwitnt
“Romantic walk on the beach” & Giuliani or James woods should never be uttered in the same sentence again
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@KellyScaletta
SHE DIDN’T SHARE DORITOS?
Wow. Brutal. How will she ever be able to recover from this scandal?
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@RepJackKimble
To everybody reading this, Jack hasn’t paid me one bit of overtime since I started working for him 10 years ago. Not one dime.
He just keeps talking about his friend Donald and how he never pays any…
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@MajikaZulJin
@liliana_leigh
@nycsouthpaw
Now, if they were Black and inadvertently voted, they’d be in jail already.
But all these horrible people did was flee after their child terrorized & murdered other children.
I know I feel safer
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@bunsenbernerbmd
Any chance you can explain to me why Maggie’s circadian rhythm requires a 3:30a rise time? Joking... but is there a breed thing?
Mini Aussie.
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I’m beginning to think my meds aren’t working.
I swear I just watched a video of a clown with a crown sing Gilligans’ theme song Zeppelin style whilst a boat sinks in the background.
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@bunsenbernerbmd
On behalf of my client (looks down, checks notes) “Beaker,” I can’t help but notice that she was decidedly baconless in this encounter.
Please produce verification that this has been rectified, ASAP.
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