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@RealMikeSalerno

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“I don’t break the rules, I exploit them.” - Connor Stalions. Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.

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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
12 years
Ok, @giancarlo818 . This is my final offer. Demand a trade to the #Yankees and I promise to also change my name to Giancarlo.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 months
Salt Lake City hockey fan buying concessions for his entire family.
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Frank Seravalli
6 months
Sources: #NHL is drafting two schedule versions for next season - one with #Yotes in Arizona, another with the relocated franchise playing in Salt Lake City. Fluid situation. Lots of moving parts. Details on dual paths and a potential transaction. Link:
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@RealMikeSalerno
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4 months
@MaddersTHFC Was wondering about that. Oh awesome. Then to answer your question, Tottenham Hotspur Football Club most likely.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
The logos at the bottom literally spell “Not Ohio State.” 🤣
@On3sports
On3
2 years
Rhode Island transfer OT Ajani Cornelius will announce his college commitment Wednesday, December 21st. He currently ranks as the No. 3 overall in the On3 Transfer Portal Player Rankings👀 More:
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@RealMikeSalerno
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2 years
@PeteThamel @DanMurphyESPN Well, we know he wasn’t stealing TCU’s gameplan. 🙄
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
10 years
Every time I've been sad the last few days, I've looked at this and felt a little better. #Courage @MenInBlazers http://t.co/5akCw7ageZ #USA
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@BonillaJL Say it with me, “bo-de-gas” 😂
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
8 years
. @ChipotleTweets I like Moe's way more Because they give you free chips And taste better too cc: @Moes_HQ
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@DavidOjabo Was so awesome sitting near them. Amazing people!
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
4 years
It’s gonna be so awesome having the Hart, Calder, Norris and Vezina all come from one team next season. Zibanejad, Lafreniere, Fox, Shesterkin. #NYR
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
Member when Daxton Hill showed up at halftime and the Wolverines won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?!?!?! #GoBlue #OrangeBowl
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
9 years
I much prefer the Always Sunny episode combining The Bachelor and America's Next Top Model than either of the actual shows.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@TheEliKlein @leezeldin I’m genuinely amazed at people who look around at today’s world and think abortion rights are a top 10 priority issue as if affects their everyday life.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@GraphCrimes @libsoftiktok Is the terms of service violation you cite literally the act of reposting others’ content with appropriate attribution?
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@ryanlongcomedy Timing is everything. 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@BritMartinez San Diego wins this and it’s not particularly close either. Honorable mention that’s underrated: Ann Arbor, Michigan.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 months
@EACOLLEGEFOOT Oh you mean it’s releasing in the middle of July, like it did every year for nearly two decades? Shocking development.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@jprutherford This is also Trudeau's fault. 🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 months
@Quin_Sally_ @SpursOfficial Pretty funny but this is literally your pinned tweet.
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@RealMikeSalerno
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1 year
@MJoeBean Ahh yes the old “Penn State is so good” “Michigan didn’t beat anyone though” chestnut. Earlier than usual, no?
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
7 months
Trade deadline day. Here’s me to Chris Drury, hopefully at 3:01 pm today. #NYR #NHLTradeDeadline
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@FriedgeHNIC How could they possibly lace em up amongst a guy who wants to quietly go about his business and not blindly conform to the Current Thing? Won’t someone think of his teammates?!
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@sbell021 Scott, this tweet might’ve been better sent on Saturday around say 4 pm... 😬 Why yes I am alleging that your activity on twitter dot com has potential to directly affect the outcome of a football game in East Lansing. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@SpursSongSheet Go back to Duel of the Fates.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@GraphCrimes @libsoftiktok Ah yes, the preferred catchall for “things I disagree with.” Anyway, you post funny graphs sometimes. I don’t care what your pronouns are. Hope this tweet doesn’t get me banned. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Leah Hextall is so bad at this she makes you miss Pierre McGuire.
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
2 years
Pat Maroon - Wayne Simmonds beef continues. 👀 Simmonds response to Maroon calling him soft: "We've never dropped the gloves. He's never obliged me before so I don't think I'm the one that's soft."
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@theblockspot Imagine thinking that you’d have a chance with a healthy Blake Corum and Mike Morris? You’re so funny.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@Tys1961 @Freeagentwally So, so, so easily. You know how low key bad NYR were for like I dunno... that entire Cup window from 2009-2017?
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
4 years
Mookie Betts has lived in Los Angeles for six months during a pandemic where he was literally not allowed to do anything. Still decided it was a better place to be than Massachusetts.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@usahockey @TeamUSA Oh god damnit. These are atrocious. 🙄 Welp thanks for saving me money @Nike .
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Seeing Harry Kane stand there and congratulate every French player, give Lloris a big hug despite an unimaginably big lump in his throat. What a man. Love you @HKane . Come home to N17 and let’s go win a trophy. 🤍 #COYS
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@RealMikeSalerno
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3 years
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
When Barrett Sallee starts to make sense, the apocalypse is near.
@BarrettSallee
Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸
3 years
Bowl games are getting canceled because protocols developed 18 months ago haven’t evolved quickly enough. These COVID protocol issues exist because we’re testing asymptomatic college athletes. I mean, what are we even doing here?
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@RealMikeSalerno
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2 years
@AdamSchefter Fantasy football is a series of lottery tickets, prove me wrong.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
4 years
Me: I feel good about #NYR ’s chances to get Lafreniere tonight. What do you thi— Charlie: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! 🤣😬🤞🏼 #jinx #NHLDraftLottery
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@MandyBell02 @JoeRiveraSN Given the SJW wave that forced this, that makes a ton of sense. 🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@WolverineChron Strongly against? Why change it now, to a stadium that’s basically an empty vessel? The Game is a big part of what makes The Shoe and The Big House so great.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
1 year
@BBsBigHouse1 Tough day for Seven-L Mel.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Michigan facing Cade McNamara and Erick All in the 2023 B1G championship game… #GoBlue
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@JJOneOfOne 1. Finish this sentence: “Those who stay will be ___.” 2. Who was the last coach to win a national championship? 3. Name all three Heisman trophy winners. 4. Which two current staff members rank 1 and 2 in career rushing yards? 5. Who’s got it better than us? #GoBlue
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
10 years
Definitely part of that 34%. RT @EASPORTSFIFA By the numbers - the impact on soccer in the USA. Infographic: http://t.co/EQ8L2BdQcY
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@wyshynski @NJDevils This is comfortably none of anyone’s business.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
8 years
Kreider is going to want $5 million, isn't he? That's like $2.5 mil more than he's worth. Ugh. #NYR
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@SantaJOno Just so happens to be two days after the 2024 CFP National Championship game. 4D chess by Santa here.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
10 years
@MenInBlazers JUST ORDER IN. DO NOT LEAVE HIS PANIC ROOM!
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@RealSaavedra Me walking around Florida, all of the time. 🇺🇸
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
I generally don’t like to see people lose their jobs but knowing Sara Civian won’t be near a hockey rink this season put an ear-to-ear grin on my face.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
5 months
@reporterchris Awful. This list was compiled by a bunch of people who name their kids Brixley and Chastity.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@StapeAthletic But I was reliably told by hundreds of teeny boppers on Twitter dot com he’s awful and should be traded immediately. Are you telling me they don’t represent the views held inside #NYR ’s locker room? What an absolutely shocking development. 😳
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
7 years
@PeteBlackburn C’mon Pete. Everything’s offensive to someone. It’s 2018 man.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@FriedgeHNIC This is like when you advance to the beginning of the next season in franchise mode. 🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 months
@JJOneOfOne I mean I support #StartCanadianHate though. 🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
5 years
These are always amazing, but they’re a lot more fun when they feature the star player your team just signed. 😍
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
5 years
Gerrit Cole, 97mph Fastball and 90mph Slider, Overlay (with tails). That's. Not. Fair.
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2 years
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
10 years
Me and an American soccer hero @JimmyConrad at #USMNT Fan Fest. Yeah it's gonna be a good weekend. http://t.co/8Zb44xD7Sd
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@swankywolverine As it should be. This is a business trip.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
7 years
This exchange is how I know we're doomed as a society. Good grief. cc: @MarktheNomad
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
4 years
@GregoryEck I thought that’s what “barista” meant.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 months
@kanefromthelane Yeah uh, technically I’m a foreign fan who paid for OH+ for my wife and I and am trying to scratch and claw to get in for the NLD by any means necessary. The amount of “tourists” by your definition is way lower than you think. There’s a lot more like me driving demand up.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Remember fans, you can make fun of Pierre McGuire all you want but don’t you dare say a word about Leah Hextall.
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
2 years
Pierre McGuire has been fired by the Senators, per @TSNSteveLloyd
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@Matty__jack I voted yes but upon further review no. Give me a fourth cup to shut up Islanders fans about the 80s and make it 25 years.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@TWH_Chris B, and it’s not close. Enjoy your Super Bowl, Sparty. Even if it doesn’t result in a return to Indianapolis, you’ve won the biggest game on the schedule on the road. Would happily make that trade.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@benwhite @FiveTimesAugust No, why don’t we: -consider the 99% recovery rate -explore ways to actually treat it (like ivermectin) -think about the simultaneously changed political climate -ask why Sweden did so well despite never doing any of this Where did all our cynicism go? That’s what I want to know.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
8 years
Henrik Lundqvist is 1 of my 5 favorite people on the planet, and I've got 4 other immediate family members & am in a committed relationship.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Hot take: hopefully Lindgren’s shoulder isn’t *that* bad but put him on LTIR anyway. #NYR don’t need him for the next 10 games/24 days. No reason to play him less than 100% before the playoffs, it makes trading for Kane significantly easier, and you give Zac Jones some ice time.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@festive2018 @JoJoFromJerz I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire. Either way, job well done.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 months
@ITYSL_memes Reading this tweet
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
4 years
@vzmercogliano
Vince Z. Mercogliano
4 years
One of the guys cleaning the ice summed it up. "Man, that sucked."
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@DPHBuckeyes @On3sports @HuskerOnline @Sean_Callahan @Volquest_On3 @AustinPriceless @Brent_Hubbs @_Cainer @JHopkinsSD @SpencerHolbrook @LettermenRow You mean the guy who’s won back to back OL of the Year awards, right? We already got our OLs in the portal, thanks. 🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
My daughter Abby was born this morning and @Sonny7 has two goals (so far) for her. Sonny, you’ve got a new fan for life. Literally. 🤍 #COYS #TOTFRA
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@RealChrisSays Kevin Nealon still #1 .
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@GoBluePoole Coming in to give some love to our boy @DenardX 💛💙
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
7 years
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. #COYS !!!!!!
@NYSpurs
New York Spurs
7 years
Them: "Spurs get Group of Death" Poch & Spurs:
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
11 years
Oh Wikipedia, you are so great. But not as great as TJ Oshie. http://t.co/yLIRB2thrP
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@megynkelly Charlie says hi fren! LJ the kitten kinda can’t be bothered, typical LJ.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
5 years
So does this make Josh Gattis Ant-Man then?
@MaizenBrew
Maize n Brew
5 years
If 2018’s upsetting cliffhanger was Michigan’s ‘Infinity War,’ the first few acts of 2019’s ‘Endgame’ may have already been written. A Friday column from @anthonytbroome , who wonders if the final act will live up to the hype.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@realdavidgold @KevinWeekes @NYRangers @JacobTrouba @espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @TheGarden Just a brutal retort from the guy seemingly with a collection hockey jerseys in children’s sizes. We get it, you like graphs not sports.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@AaronBDesigns @UMichFootball Excited to see it say “4 Heisman Winners” next week! #Hutch4Heisman
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
6 years
An incredibly huge thanks to everyone at the club, especially @LedleyKing for the pitchside champagne! What a relief. Now onto Milan! #COYS
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
6 years
💍 Love is in the air at #SpursNewStadium ! Read the full story as our new home sees its first magic moment ▶️ #COYS
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
1 year
@slmandel Lol, but also would you pay to sit in the *600s* of a football stadium to watch a basketball game?
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@HockeyStatMiner Mats Zuccarello. BRB I’m gonna go have a sad now.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@MaizeCrusader Without Brown, 35-3. With Brown, 35-6. And then #JBOS
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
5 years
@thfclp__ Kind of a weird take. He was struggling with injury for the majority of last year but was superb in a number of big games when fully fit. Health is the only question for me.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
PATRICK KANE IS A NEW YORK RANGER! So what? So what?! SO LETS DANCE! #NYR
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
And he did so in FORTY. FEWER. GAMES. THAN. ROONEY. Best there’s ever been for the Three Lions. #ENG fans hardly deserve him.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
4 months
@MaddersTHFC Whoever drops down from Champions League, probably.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@BassTubaBBb Uh oh here comes the simp army 🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
I heard the NHL has a ratings problem. Maybe because they employ idiots who put Carolina-Buffalo on national television over Boston-Toronto? The entire NHL marketing department is borderline brain dead.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Just. Beat. Ohio. State.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
1 year
@swankywolverine 3 way trade: MHJ to USC, Domani to Michigan, new ATV to Columbus 🤣🤣🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@GraphCrimes @ThePsychoRaged @libsoftiktok Yeah, maybe stick to the silly graph pictures.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@greg_price11 Frontier, Spirit, Allegiant remain committed to providing the most miserable experience possible. Gotta respect the grind.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@bluebyninety White jersey, blue pant > white jersey, white pant
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
Yo the nap thing was bad the first time and straight up weird the second, Sean. #NYR
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@AustenBundyDC @senseishafter @Buccigross The links? Can you even afford to play golf right now? 🤣🤣🤣
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@HockeyStatMiner Well I guess there’s only one thing left to do...
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
2 years
@Johnubacon The Strauss Mann stuff was pretty damning, but the other nonsense will be the reason everyone fluffs their headlines with. Sigh.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
9 months
@GottesmanDoobie Pretty easy. Henrik Lundqvist.
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@RealMikeSalerno
Giancarlo
3 years
@HockeyStatMiner Just eyeballing it: Zibanejad at $9m Fox at $8.5m (come on homer discount) 2C - $5-7m Kaapo - $3m Kravtsov - $2.5m Shesterkin - $5.5m Yeah, that’s $34.5m. Fuck.
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