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the more you know the crazier you sound
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I see you got the 09/10 Ronaldinho kit on shows you’re a seasoned football fan
What was your opinion on a young Alex Pato (his team mate) that season?
He must have been a pleasure to watch
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Women will shag out there then come back and tweet this
Don’t buy the bait
Being in DXB surrounded by scammers & brick boyz has reinforced how much nerdy corporate boys (with good jobs!) are really my type fr 😂
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@_skeemzofficial
Don’t even waste your breath on websites like Reed & Indeed
Recruiters rarely look at that
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@_skeemzofficial
I’d say LinkedIn & their own company website
Also some roles leave a name of who the hiring manager is
Search them on LinkedIn and pressure them
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@kkmj_
@TheReal_Malv
in life it’s key we mind our business to not get put in a chiz like this
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If Yamal wins a euros on Saka’s head top
Very very very very very very uncomfortable conversations must be had
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@jadekaja
@blaijankisola
You did lie tbf
The women said they got it for them selves not for the ‘male gaze’ so why are we now to blame ?
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The Suarez he’s talking about
Mudryk under Arteta had the potential to surpass Suarez. I’ll stand by that. Incredible talent that went to a horrible environment. That tweet was based on him signing for Arsenal, not Chelsea. I’ll own it and stand by it I don’t care.
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Had to go and find the bible verse and it’s killing me even more 😭
When another man makes Henrie grin like this it fills me with the jealous anger described in Proverbs 6:34
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🚨🚨Liverpool missing their best player for a month but I haven’t heard one Liverpool fan cry about it
When Arsenal lose their best pure excuses and tears
Who’s fault ?
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@SunDaiTudai
@Toutoubon
@OliverObiukwu
Apologise to all the women she convinced to get a BBL off the back of her word maybe?
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@tAN0NYM0USt
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Them man stay ready they got every method of collecting money you can think of
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@_skeemzofficial
Yes
Potentially tailor your CV based on the type of role you’re applying for also
Ideally you should have like 5 different CVs all for different types of fields as they all look for different key qualities
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@Pedri________
@tAN0NYM0USt
I feel bad walking off on another brother without speaking
It’s mad rude
Not a scholarly thing
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Why is the fork already dirty
You started eating before you snapped
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Arsenal
Make this happen
🚨 Raheem Sterling accepts his time at Chelsea is over.
He's now open to listening to proposals from other clubs but will not be forced into a move he doesn't want.
(Source:
@Dan_KP
)
🚨 Sterling is even willing to lower his wages if an exciting project is presented to him.
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@_micasylvia
What if he’s broke because of the party holiday ?
Lots of expenses to account for
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not sure why you’re getting cooked you were onto something
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All this weed some of you smoke is frying your brains and impacting your life but you wouldn’t believe it
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Declan Rice don’t get his flowers because he’s not a edgy name from the French league
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Van de Ven using his 91 Sprint Speed on Fifa to stop that goal from Wissa
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@xixnya
@ZezeMillz
Silly argument from the chronically online
Any big journalist would do the same
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This Rick Ross freestyle
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The Pogba he’s referring to
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These UK Negros can’t enjoy themselves without bringing out a camera in an attempt to embarrass someone
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If you can spend an hour running your mouth on spaces you can spend an hour doing exercise
Live Longer
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The goat conversation has now come to an end & I am no longer CR7 > Messi
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Margs moving like Ainsley Harriott the way he was cooking here
Hold these eediats accountable this is why our kids are running the streets lawlessly
‘I will defend regardless what you done’ hype
🤔 what we saying? who’s side we landing on with this issue?
@MargsMT
or
@MyOwnRoyalty_
&
@Jus_Geen
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@mr05523
@Blkgrlsupremacy
@Timz_timi
@Blkgrlsupremacy
why have you not replied to the education you received ?
A thank you would be nice
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Losing at Villa Park. Saka gets tackled, gets up and pushes Coutinho.
Is this deemed to be ‘passion’ or ‘riling the crowd’ ?
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They be talking about spraying up the 1998 Notting Hill Carnival if you draw them out well enough
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Want UCL money for playing League 2 level ball in front of a crowd of 72 people
🇨🇭🗣️ Alisha Lehmann (Douglas Luiz's girlfriend):
“I do the same job as Douglas, play for the same club but I earn 100 times less money. It's not fair. It's something that affects me, because I'm a woman...”
[
@Gazzetta_it
via
@ForzaJuveEN
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Every country counts for at least 3 bodies
They’re cooking him cause he doesn’t wanna deal with a woman with this on her highlights 😭
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Factos
Going to their house and drinking all their 3 kids juice from the fridge 😍
Lool 35+ women love mandem in their 20s just gotta stick it on em correctly and their fanny starts dripping
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This the type of experience that turns these young idiots into youth leaders
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They be Tryna do the friendly thing while building an archive of notes to produce when it’s time for disciplinary
Blacks, please remember that your manager is not your “friend” no matter how chilled/friendly they are. Also remember what country you’re in, some things won’t slide the same way it does for your white counterparts
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Some man did this in their presentation but it’s Havertz they look at in a skills challenge 😂
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If this was black players mother the player would be cooked
Moment police arrest mother of Premier League footballer Phil Foden for being drunk and disorderly.
Read more:
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One of the fakest pairs of Black Cats my eyes have come across
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shouting in his face as if when ‘Mr Veteran’ leaves he won’t be back to his old ways
Get the belt out and beat the brakes off this young boi
10-year-old child was disrespecting his mother, so she called a veteran to come and set the record straight 🫡
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This is why black institutions/venues are never around for long btw
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Arsenal fans trying to explain why Bissouma wouldn’t fit the system and that Arsenal are better off without him
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I’ve done the calculations and this is £215 GBP.
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Women in 2023 don’t see a relationship as a relationship
Just see men as a walking ATM whoever has the biggest bag is where these chicken heads will go
Their time will come
“Dating a broke man is disrespecting myself”
What’s your thoughts ?
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You graduated for yourself
Not for your family to throw an extravaganza
Take into consideration cost of living
The way my family hasn’t done anything for me for my grad is actually very disheartening, sad actually. Man I can’t wait to leave this house man.
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keep quiet and hold yourself accountable
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How do I tell my family members that want me to marry this is what we have left ?
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A woman that wants to be famous will bring nothing but stress to your life
Can’t do influencer gyal, man’s tried. The love of my life is doing night shift at Lewisham hospital
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Football Twitter told me I should be worried about Borussia Dortmund una 😂😂😂😂😂
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Hate when a jawns birthdays coming around so you gotta ghost her for a bit
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this is an awkward watch.
when you don’t have the understanding or resources at hand (ie data & stats) a politician like Farage will put you in a spliff and smoke you so quickly
“Who told you that?”
“The internet”
Sums up everything.
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Me watching the quote tweets
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You guys all give the biggen on here and its nonsense
If you’re pregnant and work in the city you are hopping on that public transport stop acting for socials
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Everyone on X pretends to be top 5% earners in London
It’s hilarious
72k in England after tax.
1,403 a week. 6k a month.
If you can’t make that work you’re just an irresponsible idiot.
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I think I recall Naive Arsenal fans calling him the worst signing in our history ?
Kai Havertz is the first
@Arsenal
player since Alexis Sanchez in 2016/17 to score and assist in four matches in a single season ✨
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Stinking up the gaff for months now gone on sick leave ?
Crazy
🚨🚨| Kaoro Mitoma is out for up to 6 weeks with an ankle injury.
[RdZ, press conference]
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I hear the off white Jordan 1’s are a serious statement (if authentic)
But these have had their time my friend. Time to dispose
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Me pulling up for my birthday entrance
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Why does everyone mention what he does in possession but not his goalkeeping abilities ?
Onana is a top, top signing for Man Utd. They honestly couldn’t have done any better, arguably the best keeper on the market building out of the back, and he also brings leadership and composure. The value he adds to their system makes him by far their most important signing.
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Bergkamp the only correct answer
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One of the most famous football quotes from Paul Pogba
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Deserved to get aired
How irritating must this be
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it’s the guys that get no pussy that be the quickest to record/embarrass people
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@Goddess0shun
@Inter_netMoney
@maitlandpro
Where was a sexual relationship mentioned within that video ?
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Most of the people liking this are too young to remember a certain Chris Kamara
Used to have howler galore every week
But because you wanna run agendas on women you push this narrative
Why don’t you get off your ass and present for us instead ?
This box ticking by Sky Sports is farcical. How can you fuck up FOUR times in 80 seconds?
Serge Ararer? ❌️
Sam Chickow? ❌️
"Ivory Coast haven't won it for 40 years" ❌️
"Nigeria's Victor Osimhen will hope to score and defeat Nigeria" ❌️
🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Enjoy
@Joey7Barton
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First touch shit
Looks nice in training but which real defender is gonna give you half an hour to get a shot off
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Respect to Troopz for doing Halloween dresses as Martin Odegaard 🫡 👻
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As a disciplined and strict Arsenal fan
I won’t be too harsh on us this season
We went up against an unstoppable and dominant side
We did our very best
We go again 24/25
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Keep Saka in the Bowen convos until he proves himself
I saw people putting his name next to Vini Jr
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loudest cheer of the day comes when ESR gets hooked 👀
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The Ben White haters have been awfully quiet the past 24 hours
But the typical cowards will not apologise for the error in their ways
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Typical Nigerians always tryna steal peoples thunder
They tried it with jollof rice, then Amapiano music now this
Someone needs to put an end to their leeching behaviour
Correction, we shot this in Freetown Sierra Leone just over a week ago. This isn’t Naija however it represents the whole of Africa as the pan Africa colours inspired the colours of the kit
Freetown/Africa to the World
🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱
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That head push would have had me swinging at anyone innocent or not
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Nico Williams
Welcome to the scholars group of stocks
Very impressed
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When a woman’s personality is ass shaking you gotta run away lads
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