heston blumenthal
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In God we trust; all others must bring data - W. Edwards Deming
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Joined February 2022
I see you got the 09/10 Ronaldinho kit on shows you’re a seasoned football fan. What was your opinion on a young Alex Pato (his team mate) that season?. He must have been a pleasure to watch.
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Women will shag out there then come back and tweet this . Don’t buy the bait.
Being in DXB surrounded by scammers & brick boyz has reinforced how much nerdy corporate boys (with good jobs!) are really my type fr 😂.
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@_skeemzofficial Don’t even waste your breath on websites like Reed & Indeed. Recruiters rarely look at that.
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@_skeemzofficial I’d say LinkedIn & their own company website. Also some roles leave a name of who the hiring manager is. Search them on LinkedIn and pressure them.
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@kkmj_ @TheReal_Malv in life it’s key we mind our business to not get put in a chiz like this.
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If Yamal wins a euros on Saka’s head top. Very very very very very very uncomfortable conversations must be had.
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@jadekaja @blaijankisola You did lie tbf. The women said they got it for them selves not for the ‘male gaze’ so why are we now to blame ?.
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The Suarez he’s talking about
Mudryk under Arteta had the potential to surpass Suarez. I’ll stand by that. Incredible talent that went to a horrible environment. That tweet was based on him signing for Arsenal, not Chelsea. I’ll own it and stand by it I don’t care.
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🚨🚨Liverpool missing their best player for a month but I haven’t heard one Liverpool fan cry about it . When Arsenal lose their best pure excuses and tears . Who’s fault ?.
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Had to go and find the bible verse and it’s killing me even more 😭
When another man makes Henrie grin like this it fills me with the jealous anger described in Proverbs 6:34.
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@LickshotLippy Loooool they’re only 12/13 year olds most of the other guys will always be shocking.
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@SunDaiTudai @Toutoubon @OliverObiukwu Apologise to all the women she convinced to get a BBL off the back of her word maybe?.
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@DavidKD No lies. Bare fugazis flying around . Don’t understand why people can’t just be themselves.
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@tAN0NYM0USt 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Them man stay ready they got every method of collecting money you can think of.
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@_skeemzofficial Yes. Potentially tailor your CV based on the type of role you’re applying for also. Ideally you should have like 5 different CVs all for different types of fields as they all look for different key qualities.
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@Pedri________ @tAN0NYM0USt I feel bad walking off on another brother without speaking. It’s mad rude . Not a scholarly thing.
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Why is the fork already dirty. You started eating before you snapped.
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Arsenal. Make this happen.
🚨 Raheem Sterling accepts his time at Chelsea is over. He's now open to listening to proposals from other clubs but will not be forced into a move he doesn't want. (Source: @Dan_KP) . 🚨 Sterling is even willing to lower his wages if an exciting project is presented to him.
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@_micasylvia What if he’s broke because of the party holiday ?. Lots of expenses to account for.
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All this weed some of you smoke is frying your brains and impacting your life but you wouldn’t believe it.
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not sure why you’re getting cooked you were onto something.
@aliyahmariabee Y did you break up then.
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Declan Rice don’t get his flowers because he’s not a edgy name from the French league.
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Van de Ven using his 91 Sprint Speed on Fifa to stop that goal from Wissa
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@xixnya @ZezeMillz Silly argument from the chronically online . Any big journalist would do the same.
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The Pogba he’s referring to
Baby pogba we go again!!!.
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These UK Negros can’t enjoy themselves without bringing out a camera in an attempt to embarrass someone.
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This Rick Ross freestyle
RICK ROSS — CHAMPAGNE MOMENTS. DRAKE DISS TRACK.
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The goat conversation has now come to an end & I am no longer CR7 > Messi.
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If you can spend an hour running your mouth on spaces you can spend an hour doing exercise. Live Longer
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Margs moving like Ainsley Harriott the way he was cooking here. Hold these eediats accountable this is why our kids are running the streets lawlessly . ‘I will defend regardless what you done’ hype.
🤔 what we saying? who’s side we landing on with this issue? @MargsMT or @MyOwnRoyalty_ & @Jus_Geen ?
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@mr05523 @Blkgrlsupremacy @Timz_timi @Blkgrlsupremacy why have you not replied to the education you received ?. A thank you would be nice.
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They be talking about spraying up the 1998 Notting Hill Carnival if you draw them out well enough.
80’s niggas are too dangerous to be on podcasts.
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Losing at Villa Park. Saka gets tackled, gets up and pushes Coutinho. Is this deemed to be ‘passion’ or ‘riling the crowd’ ?
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One of the greatest. You can see the African in him the way he gallops up the pitch.
Here's Ryan Giggs aged 14 playing at Anfield for Salford Schoolboys.
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Want UCL money for playing League 2 level ball in front of a crowd of 72 people.
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Every team has the opportunity to take corners btw ‼️.
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Every country counts for at least 3 bodies.
They’re cooking him cause he doesn’t wanna deal with a woman with this on her highlights 😭
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Factos. Going to their house and drinking all their 3 kids juice from the fridge 😍.
Lool 35+ women love mandem in their 20s just gotta stick it on em correctly and their fanny starts dripping.
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One of the fakest pairs of Black Cats my eyes have come across.
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This the type of experience that turns these young idiots into youth leaders.
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Some man did this in their presentation but it’s Havertz they look at in a skills challenge 😂.
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They be Tryna do the friendly thing while building an archive of notes to produce when it’s time for disciplinary.
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Arsenal fans trying to explain why Bissouma wouldn’t fit the system and that Arsenal are better off without him
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I’ve done the calculations and this is £215 GBP.
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You graduated for yourself . Not for your family to throw an extravaganza . Take into consideration cost of living.
The way my family hasn’t done anything for me for my grad is actually very disheartening, sad actually. Man I can’t wait to leave this house man.
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This is why black institutions/venues are never around for long btw.
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keep quiet and hold yourself accountable.
Black women are the way we are because of our men.
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Women in 2023 don’t see a relationship as a relationship. Just see men as a walking ATM whoever has the biggest bag is where these chicken heads will go. Their time will come.
“Dating a broke man is disrespecting myself” . What’s your thoughts ?
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shouting in his face as if when ‘Mr Veteran’ leaves he won’t be back to his old ways. Get the belt out and beat the brakes off this young boi.
10-year-old child was disrespecting his mother, so she called a veteran to come and set the record straight 🫡
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If this was black players mother the player would be cooked.
Moment police arrest mother of Premier League footballer Phil Foden for being drunk and disorderly. Read more:
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Everyone on X pretends to be top 5% earners in London. It’s hilarious.
72k in England after tax. 1,403 a week. 6k a month. If you can’t make that work you’re just an irresponsible idiot.
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A woman that wants to be famous will bring nothing but stress to your life.
Can’t do influencer gyal, man’s tried. The love of my life is doing night shift at Lewisham hospital.
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Me watching the quote tweets
100m in 3 installments over 24 months, edu got bent over.
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this is an awkward watch. when you don’t have the understanding or resources at hand (ie data & stats) a politician like Farage will put you in a spliff and smoke you so quickly.
“Who told you that?” . “The internet”.Sums up everything.
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Dressed to impress to pick up his 25th place award I see.
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Hate when a jawns birthdays coming around so you gotta ghost her for a bit.
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You guys all give the biggen on here and its nonsense . If you’re pregnant and work in the city you are hopping on that public transport stop acting for socials.
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How do I tell my family members that want me to marry this is what we have left ?.
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Never believe what a woman says on this app. Their views and opinions change like seasons.
goatees are wayyyy better than beards like.
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Football Twitter told me I should be worried about Borussia Dortmund una 😂😂😂😂😂.
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I hear the off white Jordan 1’s are a serious statement (if authentic). But these have had their time my friend. Time to dispose.
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I think I recall Naive Arsenal fans calling him the worst signing in our history ?.
Kai Havertz is the first @Arsenal player since Alexis Sanchez in 2016/17 to score and assist in four matches in a single season ✨
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Me pulling up for my birthday entrance
As a man, you should not be having a birthday entrance.
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Stinking up the gaff for months now gone on sick leave ?. Crazy.
🚨🚨| Kaoro Mitoma is out for up to 6 weeks with an ankle injury. [RdZ, press conference]
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Bergkamp the only correct answer.
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One of the most famous football quotes from Paul Pogba
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Someone said this is why Saka is always limping 💀.
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Then don’t get public transport. Learn to drive.
Your Arab perfumes give me headaches on public transport.
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it’s the guys that get no pussy that be the quickest to record/embarrass people.
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Deserved to get aired. How irritating must this be.
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Why does everyone mention what he does in possession but not his goalkeeping abilities ?.
Onana is a top, top signing for Man Utd. They honestly couldn’t have done any better, arguably the best keeper on the market building out of the back, and he also brings leadership and composure. The value he adds to their system makes him by far their most important signing.
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Typical Nigerians always tryna steal peoples thunder. They tried it with jollof rice, then Amapiano music now this. Someone needs to put an end to their leeching behaviour.
Correction, we shot this in Freetown Sierra Leone just over a week ago. This isn’t Naija however it represents the whole of Africa as the pan Africa colours inspired the colours of the kit. Freetown/Africa to the World.🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱.
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That head push would have had me swinging at anyone innocent or not.
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loudest cheer of the day comes when ESR gets hooked 👀
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