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@ImNotHazzaa

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A calm wolf is still a wolf. Salah fc.

Birmingham, England
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 months
I can’t believe nobody has posted the girl punching her birthday cake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@missfeven
feven - ፈቨን
4 months
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
Sleeping anywhere that isn’t my own home.
@MoClassified
Money Mo 🏁
1 year
What are y’all starting to dislike more & more the older you get?
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@ImNotHazzaa
7 months
This is the problem with knife crime now.. (in this moment) if he doesn’t have one he’s dead.. if he does he’s contributing to the problem.
@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
7 months
Happened inside a chicken shop in London before Christmas
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
I feel like when your head is this shape you should know what angles to hold your camera.
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👺😈👹👿tax the menace #420General 🇬🇧 🇬🇭
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Konan Exposing Wiley Along With Phone Call EVIDENCE IN 4K WILEY CAUGHT OUT LYING 🤥
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@ImNotHazzaa
21 days
“Screaming free someone doesn’t work”
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
At the gym and someone just asked me how many sets I have.. I said 3.. he kissed his teeth.. now I have 37.
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
Gotta start asking girls for baby pics now lads http://t.co/uNGdhPD2aJ
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Jamzldn una.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Summer walker o’clock.
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
I can’t even blame her cause If I got cheated on you’d see me on the front page of the daily mail.
@jodiepetite
Jodie
1 year
don’t play about me
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Unknown T doesn’t look in full health anyway darg, he better go get a checkup.
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
When i say im "Broke" it doesn't mean i have no money, it means i dont have money i want to waste/spend on your pointless motive
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 months
Y’all trusting black jewellers in Nike techs and wonder why you get robbed.
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 months
@guineasfinest I feel like viral people should have to explain the videos because I need answers 😂😂😂😂
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 years
This thuggery of white on white crime MUST stop?!?!!
@BBCDomC
Dominic Casciani
4 years
Whitehall is now blocked off by police. This happened moments ago:
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
Do black men in Manchester not like black women?
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@ImNotHazzaa
7 months
@sshghffss I’m not black brother
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
Think I've found my favourite video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Don't think there is a sound worse than the iPhone alarm kmt.
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
@russellpioche_ Even when he’s getting panned she’s still at the passy door svsvgzhsbsb
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
LOOOL the emoji and delete is killing me.
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
Lastnight I used henny as a chaser with Wray and I feel like the drink was drinking me.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
What are they going to do?
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Gotta post your woman with a bally on in this economy.
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
Looooooooooooooooool http://t.co/nJhgiEq6JO
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Wait till Fredo sees this.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
6 years
Woman who spent £16m in Harrods released on bail
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
Gods plan 🙏🏾
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
Balotelli's Girlfriend. Certified gold digger there's nooo way she thinks that dragon is attractive http://t.co/FQKMcBWgDM
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
Banter aside, is messi human :/ http://t.co/XwWv13GUZy
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
They’re still using “I had a dream about you last night” Dfkm
@LickshotLippy
Lippy
2 years
The way gyal don’t have game is crazy
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Onsight means I ain't even alerting you I'm there, I'm booting you down like a bailiff.
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
@Kbsosmooth1 They always do the “idk why he’s messaging me we don’t even speak” dnebsbsbbsbsz
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
Two 10kg plates are lighter than a 20kg plate.
@JavonReal2
JAVON NEW ACCOUNT‼️ 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
11 months
What is gym maths?
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
A man stood up to look the DJ in his eyes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
All this tells me is you wasn’t outside when he dropped this.
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Until Lil Durk has a project even close to these classics please do not put him in the same sentence as Future & Young Thug
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@notorious_eee Why do you care why I care?
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 months
@MayaDebrae apparently they dropped it before bringing it out so it was damaged
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
So many man I wanna DM to do robberies with.
@lifeofcath
Cath.
6 years
There’s so many girls I wanna DM and be friends with
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@charn_xox Too many 🥥s here it’s sickening
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
100.
@PaulsSteelers
Paul Garcia
6 years
If I commit suicide, at least a real nigga killed me
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@ImNotHazzaa
12 years
imagine having sex with an owl.. It could look at you whatever position you're in..looooooool
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
I once said B for battyman.
@AshhOnline
Trouble 🇯🇲
6 years
I really need to learn phonetics because I’ll be saying the weirdest stuff. O for Optimus Prime
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
A yute in JA called me selfish for not giving him my trainers off my feet because I had others at the hotel 😭
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
I look at some sexy girls and think jheeez... Your man must be pounding the shit outta you
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Nicki Minaj proving she writes her raps like we believe anybody else would write that garbage 🧐
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 years
Popsmoke rollin in his grave because wtf is this 😭
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
How did the person at the top get immunity in the RICO case 😂😂
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@Iaura__ It’s actually awful
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@ImNotHazzaa
5 years
Salah is the best creative player and most influential in this team and today it shown.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Bulbasaur.. I choose you.
@attanyah
𝟐𝟑𝐫𝐝.
6 years
Pick your fighter🤣🤪
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
When Dumb shit like this makes me laugh, I have to question my age http://t.co/Rqn38DIpeI
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@ImNotHazzaa
7 months
@ArfanHammid @s2pmuni Don’t think that helps the situation mate
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
@Az_Capone1 Holding 7 is very unfortunate 😭😭
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
When you piss her off on purpose so she gives you long replies and you can speak to other girls in peace >>>
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
@TheOnlyMANiC : What's your unpopular music opinion?” If you've heard one future song you've heard majority of them
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
Whenever someone asks why I don't wanna fall in love I'm going to show them this http://t.co/RvY6Z2OfK7
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 years
This is who wizkid should be clashing.
@AfroB_
AFRO B 🇨🇮🐘
4 years
Anthem 😂🔥
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
@JavonReal2 I’m sacrificing the quality of my session just to be spiteful 😂😂 brought all my weights over to the machine
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
If my girl ever came to tell Twitter this I’d projectile vomit for 23 days.
@BadGyallRiRi
BIIG Ri✨
1 year
U see y u should communicate with ur partner about sex. Told my man I want him to take charge more sexually and last night this man lifted me up from backshot position, held me upside down and ate me tf out. Bruhhhh why was u keepin all dat from me 🥹im starting my week happy af
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 years
Real bad man nuh model inna shartssss #NS10vs10
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
That talkswithash woman when she stole someone’s roses picture on Valentine’s Day 😭😭
@RejiYates
Reji
1 year
Reflecting on what has been the funniest nights on UK Black Twitter 1. Biskitt grabbing his mum’s bum 2. Stormzy dropping Still Disappointed 3. That guy that said he was stabbed by a dog or something 4. £7 saga “should I spark him” I know there’s more 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Mans hair was tougher than their relationship you know.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Have you lot seen unknown T? Yo if I write a 16 now you better promote that.
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 months
Hennything possible t shirt.. you’re lucky you wasn’t banned from London.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Clearly "onsight" has been lost in translation but it means Tom and Jerry.
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@thebraburner Just as bad apparently
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
If 🎤 KFC sees this...
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@ITrulyKnowBall @charn_xox Thanks for the advice fake account, will take onboard
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
@MoSalah it’s time to go. I’ll follow you whatever team you move to.
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@THOUARTCHI Omgggg that’s insanity
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Seeing black men with black women >>>>>
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
People always ask me who's making me smile at my phone.. when 90% of the time I'm smiling at something funny I'm typing 😂
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@ImNotHazzaa
5 years
Man coming out to nandos music and you think he isn’t going to do a madting.
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@ImNotHazzaa
5 years
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 years
Serious question but what hobby do you men have? Not even tryna sound disrespectful but apart from women what are you interested in?
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Wilder remembered Slavery 😭😭😂😂 man said fuck that.
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@ImNotHazzaa
8 years
I'm ashamed that I read this as "six-seven" and not "sixty seven"
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Speak for yourself broke nigga.
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
I'm in tears at the first caller http://t.co/dHHt9yarIa
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@ImNotHazzaa
4 years
I’ve now served my 12 month prison sentence with @ThreeUK and I’ve never felt happier to be a civilian. Worst network ever.
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
Would you break into a kick-boxers house… AND KICK HIM? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yendeezy
Deezy | MEMBARZ
1 year
Wiley once said?
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Burnaboy yè is my song of the year, if you know me I hate afrobeats with a passion but I can’t take this off repeat I’m even pissing myself off.
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
@ParisP_xo I honestly thought it was a filter that’s why 😂
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
In the mood to shaku on the beat.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
If you go clubbing in this weather you’re a wild raccoon.
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@ImNotHazzaa
9 years
I've seen enough horror films to tell you that's not a baby
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Stay up till they’re in deep sleep so the hang up sound doesn’t wake them up.. I heard.
@_tashanellie
T 🦋
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So when someone falls asleep on FaceTime to you do you stay on and fall asleep too or hang up 🤗
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@ImNotHazzaa
8 months
Expecting a girl to hold you down whilst you’re locked is selfish 😂
@MusicConnoisseu
TMC Music Connoisseur 🇯🇲 WATCH S2TIMES 🤩
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Drill rapper Loski spoils his bae Kimberly with gifts whilst wishing her Happy Birthday from behind bars.🔐 He has 6 years left on his sentence, but it looks like she's holding it down whilst he's inside 🤌🏾
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@ImNotHazzaa
5 years
United drawing to az capone F.C. uno. Tears in my eyes.
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Going Jamaica next year, I get treated like royalty there, I need that.
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@ImNotHazzaa
1 year
All I can think of is the way I’d be stealing things whilst they’re distracted.
@jamcasj
🇯🇲Casual Services🇯🇲🇬🇾
1 year
Bristol isn’t a real place
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@ImNotHazzaa
11 months
@ITrulyKnowBall @charn_xox Meat watch? Yeah you’re a weirdo lmao enjoy your day bro
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
He plays a rapist every week.
@tochi_ra
T🤍
2 years
I can’t lie the way Arteta moves I don’t even think he’d want Caicedo now after this stunt he’s pulled
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
Mikez said that love island relationship fella isn’t allowed on his neck 😭😭😭😭
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5 years
Impossible when you follow __ ______
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@ImNotHazzaa
6 years
@MikezAFC_ Better unbaffle yourself and claim your prize sir.
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@ImNotHazzaa
2 years
How can I be playing a dancehall mix down the ps5 mic on mw2 and a random boy said turn that off black boy 😭😭😭
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@ImNotHazzaa
8 years
Oscar pistorious free kicks > Harry Kane's
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@ImNotHazzaa
10 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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