Paul Garcia
@PaulsSteelers
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Twitter.. where i come to release my thoughts. Snapchat // ItsPaulGarcia // IG \ TooTallPaul__
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Do you all remember when Justin Bieber smoked weed and a shit ton of girls cut themselves because of it. What the actual fuck was that
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Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.
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Liquor taste a lil better when yo life a lil fucked up huh
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Idc if we kissed 29 times in the last 20 seconds I said I want ANOTHER ONE
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Whoever invented Wendys strawberry lemonade need they ass whooped that shit amazing
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Unpopular opinion: Your shyness has ruined so many opportunities.
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When she has daddy issues, tattoos/piercings, is mean to me & emotionally unavailable 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 hmu tho 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Weed be making you think it's normal to eat 4 hot dogs and two bowls of cereal back to back
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Sorry to spoil the Avengers endgame but Hannah Montana dies😔
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don’t know who needs to hear this rn but you’re prettier than her don’t worry
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How niggas back in high school used to flirt
“Yooooooo go to class” 😭😭😭😭
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My dumbass always adds “lmao” to every sentence. “I just got in a car accident lmao”
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Girls who take care of drunk people while also being drunk have wife energy lmao
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I really be listening to the same fucking songs everyday
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y'all notice that it's only females that get pregnant? 🤔🤔
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girls take naps for like 5 hours bruh 🙄.. then wake up & still be tired
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Valentine’s Day is in a month & idk what to get myself yet
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Y’all bitches ain’t picked up a broom all year don’t start today
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Girls just be letting the car warm up for 30 seconds then dip huh
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i’m a sucker for deep talks. i wanna know what makes you, you
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Cute date idea: You come over and we both just fucking sleep
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sorry i ghosted u for two months lol my phone died. wyd tn tho
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U ever lost all respect for someone? Like damn really...that’s who u really are... I’m good be safe
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So are relationships a thing in 2019 or we just gonna be friends for 7 months?
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Before me? WACK. After me? WACK. Anyone that isn’t me? FUCKING WACK
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If we’re dating or even talking, imma invite you to do everythingggg w me
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Do you ever just stand up and you're like "fuck I'm tall"?
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U ever b like “it is what it is” but deep in ur heart wishes shit would b different
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FEMALES Who Don't Talk To Nobody Be On Twitter All Day Retweeting Shit.. 🤣😂🤣
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Niggas spot the police miles away 😭 but don't see their girl unhappy 🤦🏽♂️
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GIRL WHY YOU STRESSING?????? U THAT BITCH. U GOT THIS. RELAX.
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Females suck at cuddling.. 5 mins in they be like "What made you wanna talk to me"😭
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Tell a Female “I’m Trynna see you” Her ass go missing for 12 hours 😂😂😩🙄
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I be lurking through my own profile sometimes just to see what a real nigga been posting
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Twitter is all fun and games until you get a text asking what that tweet was about
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I wanna delete all my social media & go missing but dawg idk where ima go 😂
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I have never dated a female who took pictures or videos of me when I’m not paying attention and gassed me tf up on their social media account. WHERE U FIND THESE FEMALES?! I WANNA BE BRAGGED ABOUT. IM FUCKING SICK BRO
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I know “ngl” means, “not gonna lie”.
My brain: “Niggle”
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do u ever look at someone's lips and...u just wanna mmmmmmmmm
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ill forever say “ i got this “ even with tears in my eyes
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Pregnant girls be flirting like “i wish it was yours tho 😘😛😛”
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How many females can SAY they HELD a nigga DOWN when he DIDNT have it ALL TOGETHER ? I’m talking no CAR , no JOB or WHATEVER his STRUGGLE was ! You Encouraged him & was in HIS CORNER ? Cause I PERSONALLY don’t think this KIND of female EXIST...🤷🏾♂️💯👀
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I just want you to know. I'd make you grilled cheese at 2 am.
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highkey i’m the biggest flake ever so if i hangout w you, feel special 😭
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That cinnamon toast Crunch milk the Mexicans be drinking is bomb as fuck 💦
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hey ladies, why cry over a guy when his friends are your type?
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I really miss those days back in 1994 when i didn't exist.
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Why is it called “dating” and not “waste of my fucking time?” 🤔😭
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I done ate 11 times and took 6 naps and it’s still today 🙄😒
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no one:
girls with cold hands:feel how cold my hands are
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to all girls with long beautiful hair: u don't know how hot that is don't cut it pls
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When ppl post pics of them crying... Wtf we suppose to do??
Dm you a tissue 😭😭
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"WhY ArE YOu uP aT 1 In ThE MoRNinG?"
I'm crying mf leave me alone
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Ion care how drunk or how high I am I kno wtf goin on around me.
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I suck at Texting ... after "Wyd" ion know what else to say ! I still like U tho 🤣
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STRAIGHT IN TEARS RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺🥺 HOW U KILL UR OWN MF BROTHER THEN TRY TO KILL HIS SON..UR OWN FUCKING NEPHEW 😡😡😡 THIS IS A WICKED ASS WORLD WE LIVE IN.. SORRY YALL IM DRUNK WATCHING THE LION KING 🥴
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Rumors don’t really bother me, like how you gonna tell me what I be doing 😂😂
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I may not be cute but I care about you and your mental health so Gang Gang.
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Bring back 5$ Chinese food, 600$ apartments & 25$ full tanks
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ladies If you reading this😎I pray that yo booty🍑 get bigger😂😘
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my snapchat is so dry that if you message me 3 times you’ll become my bestfriend
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Fuck a party, book a hotel room and get wasted with your girl. 😩
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repeat after me.....this is my last year of tolerating less than i deserve
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“We need to talk later”
first of all, i have anxiety. tell me now
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U ever read a girls status & wished someone would just treat her right so she'd stfu
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You ever stutter so hard u don’t even wanna finish yo sentence anymore😭😭😐
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i have a "why am i like this" moment at least 20 times a day
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May your ass get fatter with every lie a man tells you, amen 🙏🏻😍
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me: *talks* wait am i annoying
me: *doesnt talk* wait am i boring
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I love Twitter y’all broke and go thru shit just like me..on the gram they rich as shit😂
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fuck sex...girl you ate? you need to vent? want me to roll up & lay with you? 🥺🤍
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At my funeral say sum funny shit so i can sit up and be like “Im dead”😂
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if we’re done , WE’RE DONE. don’t come back cuz ima take you back.
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Yall be hitting them vapes like blunts😂 mid convo and mfs be blowing strawberry cheesecake in my face , like relax 😭😭
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Why girls look at you so hard when you rolling up? Damn you wanna get licked next 😭
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Deleted all the people I don’t wanna eat lunchables with at 3am so if you see this, chicken nuggets or nachos??
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If she gotta use GPS to get around her own city... keep her 😭❤️
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fast replies are so attractive like damn i got your attention like that 😭😩
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Life is too lit to be pregnant this year fuck them kids 😭
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“damn who has u smiling so hard?” bitch i’m on Twitter lol
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I just wanna go to the aquarium on a cute date and look at the fucking fishies
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No girl deserves to go 2 sleep cryin thinkin how she ain't enough
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