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I hate my birthday because nobody tries to make it special for me. It's either me doing it or I get nothing. So I don't celebrate lol.
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that jump from 22k to 40k in your early 20s because you explored your options instead of trying to work your way up >>>>>>>.
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He couldn’t pick a likkle thick browning or suhm?.
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If anything happens to me, all 200k of y’all know who it was🤣
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Annie needs to stop calling people big because she’s also big.
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Its crazy because they will make it seem like job hopping never works out for people. Ive seen it.
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Btw my friends are fine I love them but I've never had anything done for me on my birthday 🤷🏾♀️. Doesn't make them bad friends or anything lol.
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JA girl thread, dem cannot beat us edition. I’ll start 🤔🇯🇲
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Fuck any material shit get me a dog.
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People were waiting to gain entry to a day party at 9pm? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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I love how Odeal still chills with you normies at normie events because me id be in LA with Frank ocean on a yacht.
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@Burna_rank1 Thank you. Been waiting for the officer to get back to me from this morning. Hopefully something tomorrow 🫶.
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@poverica Yes, actively work on your organisational skills. Use apps and any resources to help manage it. Once you get it within your habit. Good to go!.
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Wait till she finds out a lot of us were not allowed to listen to slack Dancehall growing up.
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The thing is a lot (not all) west Africans don’t actually know dancehall through and through. You know bashment party dancehall. And that’s why you need to shut the fuck up before you get cussed out.
Yeah because skin out mi pum pum music has made an impact right.
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Also if you want to build up your skills and industry experience, become a contingent worker for a year or two. Its like getting adamantium claws for your CV lol.
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When your guestlist is DMU class of 2020 of course ticket holders aren’t going to be able to get in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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A lot of UK babes look like JT, if that’s your type your wife is on the TL.
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Unfollowing everyone not talking about kartel on the TL rn. You aren’t my kind of person sorry no hard feelings x.
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Eats always 🍽️
That selfie of face card + cleavage combo= 10/10 always.
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We need tv about black women in corporate! We need a british insecure. It’s hell! It would be great tv as well lmaoooo.
I feel like trapping storyline is Black Brits stories is dated. Most of us would think someone shotting is washed. I need writers to move with the times. The crime of choice now is fraud. I want to see that.
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@joshbechill5 Her arm ain’t long enough for a full clean. Hop straight in the shower after a doo doo.
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Jamaican and Ghanaians most giving people going. And they don’t hold it over your head.
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Imagine you pattern the rose petals for ur man on his bday and he walks in the hotel room and rolls his eyes. LOOOOL. That’s why I can’t do it uno.
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I think DLT need to g check their party goers, because they say it’s multi genre and inclusive. But the crowd is saying West Indians should stay home and go to carnival instead. Nasty energy lol.
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@Kwaku6041 Go ahead listen to the intelligently challenged fool deny every piece of evidence, vn on his Twitter. But get the fuck off my page you son of a bastard before I start something you won’t finish. Dick rider.
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2 years ago the streets were not safe 🤣😭🤣😭.
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@HIROANGELLL You can do this in most fields as long as you are upskilling? Finance, Tech, Pharma, Marketing. What do you do now?.
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@ceejointz Once I get the vibe my friends aren't bothered if I celebrate I just think forget it lol. Because I will be screaming if that happens.
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I feel like there needs to be a old school reggae dance for us youngins! Everyday dancehall rave when we all grew up on beres, Dennis brown, sanchez, Morgan heritage and Freddie mcgregor 🥹.
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You must communicate because there’s a strong possibility the thoughts in your head are just that, in your head x.
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I feel like as grown adults you should be able to be in a relationship, remain present in your friendships, exercise, work, travel (with and without your partner), and socialise. I think a lot of adults have a warped view of relationships. It should be a happy time always!.
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When I say jamaican men are the only option, I’m sorry but I mean it whole heartedly.
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Honey it’s just a party.
Nah fuck 1way, fuck boxpark, in fact fuck everybody.
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You guys are wicked… this is surely a circumstance you can accommodate for.
@shaximinion Hi. I am really sorry to hear that. I have just checked the travel insurance policy for you, and I can see it says that you won't be covered if you did not allow enough time to arrive at the airport. This can be found on page 21: India.
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Passed my driving test first time 3 minors, honestly thought I had wrapped it. Thank you LORDDDDDDDDDDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Imagine being exposed for your psycho behaviour and over 200k people seeing it, calling you out…who continues that behaviour?! A truly demented person who @sainsburys have let into their workforce. He spends his working hours doing all this online abuse on top of it!.
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She’s gonna be even more shocked when she realises all Jamaicans aren’t yardies.
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Always have to rep it #finepeoplefromjamaica 🇯🇲 .#finepeoplefromlondon 🇬🇧.did I make the cut ?
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@Kwaku6041 Bitch. You just want to rationalise why you don’t have a woman in real life because you are a sadistic misogynistic bitch with no play. I’m GOOD. Evidence, THERE. Police reports BEEN submitted. Now go choke on a dick since you stay with one In your mouth.
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You lot done let uni raves gas y'all heads. Go to a Caribbean dominated big people party y'all will be scared to dance lol.
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Right so I'm just going to drop my insta and snapchat and keep it stepping 🤪. IG: cocoupdate and SC: stephanoi 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲.
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So now if we are West Indian we shouldn’t wear these protective hairstyles. As BLACK women??? Also consider these hairstyles would have been passed down from our ancestors during the slave trade.
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I actually don’t understand why flights to Jamaica are so expensive.
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This isn't whack. But it shows how talented U.K. artists really are because this is really nothing special 😂😂.
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Jamaica keeps selling itself out to the Chinese.
8. What are you most angry about your country?.
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It’s the silent battles nobody knows about that define you. No matter what they say, they don’t know what you overcame.
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Don’t cuss her weight man, don’t meet ignorance with ignorance. .
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@RossyRoslyn Right lol? This year I'm just not having it I'll keep quiet eat good food with my family 😂.
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so when its the TL favourite its 'she said sorry' so its okay loool low it if i purchase something from you I want the service, tracking number immediately why am i begging you for it. Why is the hair that was shown on the story not sent?.
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I can tell a lot of british “Jamaicans” know fuck all about their own country lol. Since when do bleach out man not like brown and black girls? 🤣🤣🤣.
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Let’s deep Jamaican uk twitter started yesterday, cos of vybz, because all my old followers are nowhere to be seen.
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@mrsadior @blxckrose1_ Opinion on what? How can you possibly have an opinion on a woman taking her child’s life….it’s wrong. Da fuq.
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You’ve said some disgusting things about WI culture and now you want to align yourself with it. You need help.
Sad truth is that I don’t care. I’m still gonna go home and love on my West Indian child and get loved on by my West Indian bae and cook some West Indian food for him whilst listening to Soca AND gossip with my West Indian frends.
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Nah I’m so excited for uk Caribbean twitter to be a thing lol, the parties!!!.
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Social media sex appeal and real life sex appeal two different tings.
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@megastalli Lmaoo. Ain’t nobody dying so they ain’t ruling anything as anything. Fuck the system though.
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Guys if they didn’t have anything you would be screaming lack of representation. It is black haircare right? 🥴.
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Lesson number one: it’s dancehall - bashment is a type of party hence “Bashment Party”.
they’re gonna start playing bashment everywhere again💔. 😂😂😂.
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Why would you put rice and. nvm.
Jamaican tl asleep? Ackee and saltfish with rice and peas is nasty.
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People that drive and do balloons need serious help like wtf.
This driver was doing balloons and almost crashed into me. call me a snitch I don’t give a FUCKKKK PRICKSSS
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Lmao Ice spice is a lot of girls let’s be real. They will leave you for a man, not consider you in situations like eating food, just generally selfish as fuck.
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I designed this coat. If you vibe, Follow me on the G. Launching soon 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊
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Cant lie, Teresa May is really messing up Lizzy's worth lol. Hows the pound at its lowest in 20 months?.
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