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Jesus🙏🏼America🇺🇸Frank's Red Hot🔥Baseball⚾️ #SKOL 🏈 Volunteer @WingsOfValorSD

Sioux Falls, SD
Joined August 2012
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Martinis are like boobs; one is not enough & 3 is too many #truth
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This clearly struck a chord. Thank you for all the kind words and support! 🥰 Another thanks to the people who disagree with aspects of this tweet, but use empathy and intelligence in their response. ❤️ A lot of other people revealed their yuckiness. 😞
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@GovTimWalz How about when you tried to tell me how many family members I could have in my home for Thanksgiving?
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Anyone else’s Dad ever tell them they were “Cruisin’ for a bruisin’”?
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Ali
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Can you hear my Minnesota accent through this post?
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Kwik Trip at 6:00am is just guys in high-vis buying breakfast sandwiches and Monster
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Brian has had a version of this tweet in his drafts since August 5th and has woke up every morning praying he could send it
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Brian Murphy
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Stubbornly unvaccinated Kirk Cousins tests positive, can’t play biggest game of #Vikings season. Fitting coda to his expensive and unfulfilling career in Minnesota. He did everything but win or lead when it mattered, failing to grasp that being an NFL QB is bigger than oneself.
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Every person in MN has every Omicron symptom every day
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Who’da thunk it?
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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This is 46 🎈from Dublin 🇮🇪!
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For those of you speculating on a QB, let me help: Kirk Cousins
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We’ve been drinking
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Did we win?
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I mean… these seats are OK. First time in a turf suite #SKOL
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@Breaking911 What is the liberal world order? I’m serious. What is it?
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Who had these?! 🙋🏼‍♀️
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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It is something to celebrate scoring 12 whole points! I hope one of the moms brought good snacks like Capri Sun and Rice Krispie Bars!
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GopherHole.com
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ELITE LOCKER ROOM CELEBRATION!!! #GOPHERS #Hawkeyes !!
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Mommy’s Home!! 💛💜
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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Headed to a #MarchMadness party with the essentials! 🏀 Busch Latte & Cheesy Poofs 🍺🧡
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Hearing that a headache is the number one symptom of Omicron, my Dad just told me that my Mom must have had Omicron every single night for the last 10 years.
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Today we celebrate this kid!!! 10 years CANCER FREE!!!!! Me: 1 Cancer: 0
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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Good thing these tickets were free or I’d ask for my money back
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Hey @DanBarreiroKFAN meet your Winning Blondes!
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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“I spent my entire life savings turning my van into a dog.”
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I just went into the fridge to grab a water and then accidentally grabbed this. Woops! #WeekendStartsNow
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My hall pass list: Justin Timberlake Mark Wahlberg Paul Rudd Jason Bateman Josh Duhamel Hubs hall pass list: Sarah at the bank McKenna’s mom Stacy Nicole the bartender Neighbor Kristi Your friend Lexi
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Here we go! #Skol
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Hey, Vikings fans, being tortured is our charm. It’s who we are are. Our teams notoriously have talent and underperform. It’s what brings us together. If they won, we wouldn’t be us. This is who we are. Right here. Right now. Love to hate em. Hate to love em. #Skol
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How stupid do you think we are?
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CBS News
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The U.S. economy has been hit with increased gas prices, inflation, and supply-chain issues due to the Ukraine crisis.
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Did I wake up to a world where if you just say something preposterous it becomes true? Ok, “Super Bowl Champion Minnesota Vikings!”
@POTUS
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We’re ending 2021 with what one analyst described as the strongest first-year economic track record of any president in the last 50 years. Let’s keep the progress going.
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Ali
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I'm absolutely honored and grateful to announce that I'm joining the amazing True North family as the Director of Marketing & Engagement for none other than the Sioux Falls Canaries! ⚾️ Cheers to new beginnings, exciting adventures, and the magic of baseball! #GoBirds 🐦
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My husband just called his wallet his billfold and now I’ve officially married my dad
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
9 months
We’re still doing this?
@SenSanders
Bernie Sanders
9 months
I have tested positive for Covid. My symptoms are minimal and I will continue to work from home in Vermont while isolating in accordance with CDC guidance. I am glad to be fully up to date with the vaccine.
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Got circled by Bert 💕
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Cocktails to be served at my Mandalorian Season 3 release party! Who wants an invite?
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New hoodie!!! ❤️⚾️
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I love when men are wrong
@GopherSports
Minnesota Golden Gophers
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So close.
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The sober Vikings fans are the real heroes
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My Dad just said that he hated almost everyone. Then, he saw on the back of #75 ’s helmet to “Stop hate” and it worked!! Now he loves everyone! Well done #NFL
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So glad we got those tax payer funded COVID tests just in time for no one to need or want them
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Let’s go girls! 💛💜 #SKOL @BreaBauer @nicolefrench
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Weekend starts NOW
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Breakfast anyone?
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Made it! That’s my mommy 🥰💜🏈💛 #Skol
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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Game Day!! #SKOL 💜💛
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Ali
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Hey girl, heyyyyy 😉
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Kirk is going to be a completely different QB with Zimmer gone. Better. A lot better.
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Made it 💜💛🏈 #skol
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Ali
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First day. New school. 💙💛
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#Minneapolismiracle long deserved by Vikings fans #skol especially my Dad! Just one before he dies! 🏈😵
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Why girls never believe guys when they use the word “big”.
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Kirk Cousins
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Big division win! What a day for @AlexMattison22 ! #SKOL
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Thanks for the birth, Mom! Cheers to 45 🍻🎈
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On Friday we wear purple. On Sunday we wear a jersey. On Monday we wear shame. Repeat.
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Me to my Dad: “Well, at least we beat the Bears.” My Dad: “The Faribault School for the Blind can beat the Bears.”
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Ali
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I just put 18.868 gallons of gas into my daughter’s 19 gal gas tank
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I mean... who hasn’t been there?
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
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Kirk Cousins on lining up behind the guard: "Just got under the wrong guy."
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My Dad just said to my my mom, “If I die, please don’t let your new husband use my golf clubs.” Mom, “Oh, don’t worry, he’s left handed.”
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On this day, 44 years ago, my mom went into early labor. In a plan to stop it, they pumped her veins full of alcohol. The alcohol did not keep the baby in, but it did work. She proceeded to wear her bedpan as a hat and make passes at her doctor. I guess this explains why I’m fun!
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With the holiday season upon us, just a friendly reminder to stay safe on the roads as a lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive.
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Ali
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Since I won’t be able to see the eclipse tomorrow, my dad made me this video. #Eclipse #Eclipse2024 #EclipseSolar
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Is anyone else just plain DONE with this ridiculous shit?
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22 years ago today, on my husband’s 25th birthday, he said that the best birthday gift in the world would be for me to be his wife. I’m guessing he wishes now that he would have just asked for Madden ‘99.
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Ali
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Get ready for a light dusting or armageddon
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Not sure what’s colder: The air or Cousins haters 🥶 #frigid
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Legs for days
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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I mean, nothing bad could possibly happen, right? #loveboat
@ravens4dummies
Spencer Schultz
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Heard that OBJ has rented out massive yacht known as “The Spirit of Baltimore” and will be taking the Ravens offensive players on it during some down time before the playoffs
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Ali
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All healthy! Back to regular, happy Ali!!
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Everyone is invited to come over and hot tub! Bring beer! And your own hot tub. This one is full.
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Vegas is funny
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Ali
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We rodeoed 🤠 @LasVegasNFR
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@RealAliGabriel
Ali
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HELLO to an onslaught of new Vikings Twitter followers 💜💛! You’re going to regret it.
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This is what we’re build for 💪🏼❄️ @mnwild #WinterClassic
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Welcome to my DM’s
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Thank you for all of your encouraging words! To clarify, I was not let go from iHeart. My family is relocating to Sioux Falls, SD. I’m putting my dreams on hold for the needs of my family and children, including their education (4th, 6th, 9th). We are excited for this adventure!
This will be my last week at Cities 97.1. The people I worked with were certainly my highlight. They are all pretty darn marvelous. Kind and funny and smart. Truly wonderful humans. Even though I won’t see your faces each day, I’m glad that I can always hear your voices.
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That’s all Folks.
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Showing off my… earrings 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
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On the bright side... we watched that complete embarrassment from here 🏈 #skol
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Stunning view from our hotel room
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Ali
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I got my hair did 💇🏼‍♀️
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You are gross.
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Brian Murphy
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Kirk Cousins' news conference today should be a fascinating set piece of unaccountable deflection, self-righteous benevolence and tone-deaf word tornadoes. Or perhaps he'll rise to the occasion as a $96 million NFL quarterback and team leader. #Vikings
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Let ‘er rip tater chip
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My cousin, who has struggled with addiction for nearly 3 decades, was accepted to MN Adult & Teen Challenge today!! This is an incredible, and long awaited, answer to prayer for my family!!! 🙏🏼 #GodIsGood
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I’m having a hard time on Twitter tonight. Honestly, how does anyone have anything in their mind besides the loss of 12 American soldiers? 💔🙏🏼🇺🇸
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Ali
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In 2017 the current Twins hitting coach played for the Sioux Falls Canaries and was 3 for 28 (.107)
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Game day!! #Skol
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Son: Dad, what is it like to married? Dad: How many games do you have on your iPad? Son: A lot! Dad: Delete them all but one.
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I’d rather watch the 1998 NFC Championship Game than the Oscars.
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Washington Football Team should be sponsored by No Name Steaks. 🏈🥩
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Hey poor people, quit complaining about gas prices! It’s your own fault, you should’ve bought a Tesla.
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I think when I retire I might move to Elk Mound and process Menard’s Rebates. I would find it oddly satisfying. I also would beg to have the job of going to the P.O. Box everyday to pick them up! How many do you think they get each day?
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Ali
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Drink every time Cris Collinsworth says “Mullens”
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Ali
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Expert tip: If you want to gain 100+ followers overnight post a SUPER SEXY photo… Of tater tot hotdish.
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Ali
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Twitterverse loved these earrings before and I really can only wear them once a year! ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸
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Showing off my… earrings 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
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Rock T and blazer 🤟🏼🎸
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The beauty of not knowing a soul here in SD, is that I can go out looking like this!
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Hubs just said, “If those were Cool Ranch I’d be interested.”
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