RYTKO
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Um... I don't know. Football and fun?!
Toronto
Joined March 2021
@Potatopolitics Libertarians using a drawn figure of of a child to make a point. Going straight onto a list. .
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@AliceAvizandum It's strange isn't it? Especially since we've been told time and again how efficient market-led production is compared to command production. Not that command production was good, but maybe market production isn't perfect either.
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@jeremyzorek Lol, yup. Bank of England notes are accepted everywhere, but Scottish or NI notes are never accepted in England. I believe you can trade them in at a bank counter.
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@BeijingPalmer I like the implied threat that if she had her pepper spray, she would just start randomly attacking bystanders.
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@AliceAvizandum Skis, rifle, winter gear and amphetamines. All in the cabinet of each Nordic home.
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@bigmoodenergy I've seen a woman try to withdraw $2 million Hong Kong Dollars cash at a bank counter before (approx. USD 255k) to buy a house in mainland China. The teller almost immediately called for one of the managers to escort the lady into an office.
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@AliceAvizandum excuse me, we follow turkish rules, so no alcohol during ramadan. Unless you have a real shit day, then Allah will understand.
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@BeijingPalmer @jar_speaker It's like a Journey to the West story. The gang arrives, gets treated nicely by the local monarch and villagers, then we discover their terrible secret.
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@PinstripeBungle Here's Zhang Xueliang (opium addict, warlord of the NE, kidnapper of Chiang) at 90 something years old eating a large pretzel in Hawaii.
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@BadChinaTake Two golden rules of geopolitics:.1. No country can ever take money from US, Russia and China all at once. The country management interface won't let you. 2. Lines on a map mean good geopolitics. More lines=more correct.
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@who_shot_jgr I'm time travelling back to the Roman empire to give a latifundia owner a john deere tractor so he can be a working class hero.
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@AliceAvizandum All I learned from this map is nothing will satiate the Finnish lust for Russian blood. .
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@ASPertierra I think some ppl enjoy that kind of fantasy: that there's a perfect or at least better place that the elites of whichever society they're from are hiding or destroying.
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@AliceAvizandum New production of Romeo and Juliet but the Montagues are all in Lidl outfits while the Capulets are in Aldi outfits.
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@AliceAvizandum My favourite twitter realization the last two days:border guards are racist. Like no shit asshole, I've been through an airport before.
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@rynkrynk Growing up, I always heard abt grandparents of friends or older adults in Hong Kong who never bought a single Japanese product in their life bc of what they witnessed. No one ever, and i mean ever, suggested that they were xenophobic, not even total japanophiles.
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@AliceAvizandum goes up to a penguin: so are you guys like mixed race. and are those two guys holding hands? Oh God, this is a heathen land!.
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@Milo_Edwards Inside every person is an urge to smash objects. We wonder through life (jobs, school, relationships) looking for an excuse to do so.
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@AliceAvizandum It's the same as when a Japanese pro wrestler brought a show to North Korea and the audience was stunned because they thought they'd be doing amateur wrestling. Also, a wrestler almost got arrested for criticizing north korea on a phone call home.
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@AliceAvizandum "are ya winnin', kids?"- Our collective mum, Alice, at our big succession sleepover.
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@who_shot_jgr Is this a Hallmark movie where a jaded London politics/culture podcaster finds love in NYC with a rough and tumble engineering podcaster from Philly?.
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@BeijingPalmer A lot of these Post Office locations are franchises bought by mom-and-pop stores too. So it's not just employees being fired and charged, but someone who's having their life's work and savings taken away from them.
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@AliceAvizandum Universal sign of submission: fetal position while soiling myself, crying hysterically.
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@Potatopolitics "her point would be made better if she has huge honking tatas" -notmiamulder.
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@AliceAvizandum Wars attract lost, unstable ppl looking for a reason to live. Partly why political identities on the frontlines are so fluid. In this war, it's been neonazis, chechens, westerners on both sides, on other wars, it's been jihadists who fight each other.
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@AliceAvizandum This plane is not registered to the Russian Federation, but to the Russian Empire. My affidavit renouncing citizenship to the Russian Federation and affirming myself as a Tsarist subject is in my glovebox.
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@AliceAvizandum I love how i have to deprogram myself from thinking "blue check=real" to "blue check=spam or idiot" just for twitter, but keep it for IG.
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@ThatIronTube @AliceAvizandum The republic of Tuva announces its withdrawal from the Russian Fed. to join the Rep. of Mongolia.
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@War_Takes Far cry sequel but the villain gives a 10 min monologue abt the blockchain and "disrupting the system".
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@Potatopolitics A close 2nd is taking someone's tweet, interpret it in the most uncharitable way possible, then attack the tweeter for their non-existent offensive take.
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@grandpabento @bigmoodenergy It's also very dismissive of indigenous history in the Americas. Like nothing happened here until Europeans arrived.
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@AliceAvizandum My sperm are TRAVELING, NOT FERTILIZING. They DO NOT need a licence under THE UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE!.
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@IwriteOK @mymanhank the ability to dip weaselly men into flammable liquids, then throwing them into open flames is an admirable fitness goal.
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@BeijingPalmer Ppl forget how jittery the public was about HSR after the Wenzhou crash. It took more than a few years for confidence to recover.
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@richmintz It's funny bc it's video games, but it really makes me uncomfortable to see a parent destroy something a child loves. Like really uncomfortable. .
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@BretDevereaux @BeijingPalmer A lot of it seems to be misconceptions about the USSR's collapse, paradoxically buying into neocon myths abt Reagan's role in it when really, Moscow just had no idea how to deal with crises in its republics.
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@AliceAvizandum The first few weeks I saw her clips on social media, I really did think it was just Ben thru a feminized filter until I read that this Brett Cooper does actually exist. And she's a failed actor unlike Ben's failed screenwriter.
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@travis_robert European/Asian tourist in KC for 2028: Excuse me, do you know where i can catch the bus or train to the stadium?.local: You're a long way from home right now. May I offer you some BBQ for the traffic jam?.
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@Madame_Ennui It kinda reminds me of when the Eurasian customs union banned lace underwear to promote locally produced cotton undergarments.
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@AliceAvizandum Ironically, you're legally not allowed to cum in the county where the distillery is located.
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@Charalanahzard You get changed, I'll just be in the kitchen with the cookies and Mike's hard lemonade.
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@AliceAvizandum You can be a bit more creative w/ your Chinese name, following in the foot steps of Gov. 1800 female ghosts
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@AliceAvizandum tapping the "Nazis who say bad things about Israel are not pro-Palestinian" sign.
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@AliceAvizandum "why I've never heard of the state monopoly on violence, I thought leviathan was about that cool HP Lovecraft creature".
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@AliceAvizandum My fav is when they cry over foreign assistance, but "advocate" for refugees. Like, we'll provide aid AFTER you've been displaced and several of your family members have been murdered, but a single dollar before then is war mongering.
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@AliceAvizandum You can use 干部 (ganbu), bc the shittier translation apps will call it the "fuck department".
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@notjustbikes Yeah, some of them are flying Dutch flags, which is very ironic for you, lol. It's amazing how quickly bad actors have figured out weaponising the anti-social nature of large motor vehicles.
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@castletongreene Pretty telling she viewed herself as a "Russian entering Ukraine" and not a Canadian working in Russia. The Canadian passport materializes when she needs production funding I guess.
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@BeijingPalmer Toronto started earlier. Got upset at stopping random search and seizure. Now, cars just straight up run reds from dead stops and no cop cares, even downtown.
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@AliceAvizandum Can something be centrally planned if it was decided after a line of cocaine rather than half a bottle of vodka?.
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@BeijingPalmer "They're white and Christian, we're white and Christian, let's just do redo the Boxer intervention" is a shockingly common view among the US right wing. .
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@AliceAvizandum the only sanction that matters.
Finnish military surplus company @Varusteleka "does not ship to evil rogue states" and thus does not sell anything to Russia. They're quite major player in surplus field. Sales skyrocketing.
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@IBD_ECarson @quantian1 Just bc someone has the same ethnic designation doesn't mean their monolithic. Large chunks of China are defined by difference in language, local culture and cuisine that's exclusive to their local environment. That's like saying Italians and French are the same.
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@BeijingPalmer Ppl can't help themselves with "disease is a result of your personal failings" takes.
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@BeijingPalmer That's the old school view of the internet from 20 years ago: nothing you do online matters or has any consequence. Of course, the opposite is probably true: the ONLY thing that matters or have consequence is the shit you post online.
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@castletongreene Look at that, another tankie Kissinger fan. It's almost like the left/right divide in the imperialist core without consideration for colonised ppls are just different roads to the same destination. .
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@BeijingPalmer Also capitalizing on how most ppl just saw bits of that Ron Howard melodrama of his memoirs, and never read how fucked up the actual book was.
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@Potatopolitics Entire Russian Baltic fleet vs one tall lass on a swedish island. Who will win?.
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@PinstripeBungle Doing OSINT on Instagram accts in Malta, trying to analyse photos for how many costumed extras are in the background.
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@ArmyStrang I think part of why no one in Japan is upset, is bc they appreciate an assassin who works for it w/ humility. Designed and built his own gun to stand up for his mom. Not like the entitled American ones buying one at a gun show to brag to 4channers.
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@ArmyStrang We're totally getting the human version of Animal Farm as soon their eldest turns 13.
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@Potatopolitics Is he upset you're flashing gang signs at him? M for the McDonald's gang? Repping grimace?.
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