According to an AI analysis of my tweets, I am "like a Swiss Army knife that's been left out in the Falklands' harsh weather - rusty, a bit dull, but still trying to be useful" Not entirely unfair, but it's not just the Falklands weather that's harsh!

Where is the equivalent of Kinnaber Junction for this purpose?

@legalstyleblog The 28th amendment debacle was inexplicable - I could not (and still can't) see any useful purpose it was meant to serve

@Dr_W_E_Bulmer @SilenceInPolish I interviewed for a role in a bilingual province of Canada and expressed frank concern that my O Grade French might not be enough I was told that was an asset because they could add me to their list of Francophone lawyers! (Yikes!)

It occurs to me that, if Canada were to become the 51st (and largest) state of the Union, one of the more obscure consequences would be for Michelle Shocked's 1987 song Anchorage to be rendered inaccurate

@SouthEastRailGp There were a series of them, but I think this is the funniest

RT @Radiojottings: A decade before Desert Island Discs there was Marooned with a Gramophone. BBC Western Region 9 July 1932

@dj_forrester @legalstyleblog Victor and Barry would be disappointed

@Scott_Wortley Is this the ultimate dead cat story?

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Sky News has just claimed that Kay Burley has spent more time on TV than anyone else Would Carole Hersee care to comment?

@btharris93 There is a not entirely implausible interpretation of the ICJ opinion by which, rather than meaning that the Falklands need to be handed over (not back btw), it really means that the former Falkland Islands Dependencies (SGSSI and BAT) need to be returned to the Falklands ;-)

I'd be fascinated to understand why ASOS thought this order was acceptably packaged or why FedEx and/or PostNL and/or Parcelforce thought it had been acceptably handled

[0]0:03 would work just as well if [0]0:07 is missed, that being the original time at which the (improbably elastic) countdown timer in Goldfinger was stopped before it was reedited when someone realised they had missed a trick

RT @KileyG: @scottew BlackBetty - bam-ba-lam

See also Blackacre

I'm not worried quite yet ... I will be, however, if Lesley Judd starts reading the news and the supermarket is busy for a Tuesday

@overlandertheb1 @Dr_W_E_Bulmer The very same

Taking this thought experiment to an absurd extreme, I found myself imagining a scenario in which the Falklands ends up at war with South Georgia and wondering how the Governor and the Commissioner could be on opposite sides (IYKYK)

@overlandertheb1 @Dr_W_E_Bulmer Appropriate then that a key case on divisibility of the Crown is ex p Quark