Where it all began! On the way to Oban @WaterstonesOban @SarabandBooks @RKbookpublicist #overlander #bikepacking #whereitstarted #howitallbegan

@KarenAl72544308 @LucyHunterB Never thought about it before but of course you would.

@scottfitzpatr13 Yup.

@RoddyQC Félicitations, Maître.

@scottfitzpatr13 Man. How old would you need to be?

@topgirls @ThePosieParker Hers: five points His: six points

@DArbusTree @LucyHunterB OK, I see.

@SuzJamieson @Mislein Well, Suz, sounds very male. Ever considered transition?

@DArbusTree @LucyHunterB I'm not with you?

@scarycath @Mislein Basically this.

@JeanHatchet LOL not sure it was his head he was talking out of.

@KarenAl72544308 @MrMalky It depends if NHS management have been rendered unable to learn or not.

@iratesheep Bones, my old bean, that doesn't even make it into the top fifty of my youthful stupidities.

@HairyAngus That's you that is.

@Mislein We are enterprising fellows. If we live through that phase we can be wiser for it. Can be.

@HairyAngus That's you doxxed.

@Mislein I did my best but here I am.

@HairyAngus You can massage my heart any time you like big boy.

@HairyAngus Yup, and one hand in your pocket! Guy I know did the same and grabbed the wire. Only survived because he gave up trying to live. Was saying goodbye to his wife and kids in his head and his grip relaxed.

@Mislein Ever heard of the accident hump? Small peak in male mortality 15-25 due to us being very, very stupid.

@HairyAngus Only once taken the mains. Had my hand inside a washing machine. Spasmed and punched the motor very, very hard.