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Hairy Angus

@HairyAngus

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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
Strange that no one is mentioning that England keeps its trans prisoners in HMP Downview, a woman's prison and has kept them there since 2019, you'd think with all this furore someone would have spotted it, or maybe we're just being played by London !
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
3 years
Morning @ScotTories remember how you revolting sycophants hounded Catherine Calderwood into resignation for breaking lockdown rules, will you be asking the same of your colonial overlord ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
3 years
Ermm who had "Chinese spy" as todays distraction in the sweep ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
1 year
Sometime it takes people longer to come to the correct conclusion, they should be welcomed when they do, we need their vote.
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@HairyAngus
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7 months
Hopefully this will backfire massively for the union as more and more posts like this appear.
@AnnSomers10
Ann
7 months
@NicolaSturgeon @theSNP Yesterday was another witch hunt! We're here for you oor lass! I renewed my SNP Membership AND donated today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@StephenJamesGBR Yon German chappie from the 30's with the funny wee moustache liked flags done up like that as well, he got rid of judges, civil servants, people who disagreed with him too
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@HairyAngus
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1 year
Anyone else laughing at Westminster telling Scotland we'd never manage on our own while at the same time borrowing £2.4 BILLION per day last month cos they couldn't manage ? The funniest bit is that yoons still believe it.
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@HairyAngus
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2 years
Hi @Tesco I see from your shop magazine that you sell an England top cake for people to enjoy during the World Cup, why don't you sell a welsh one too, after all they're in the World Cup as well ? Or don't the 3 million Welsh people matter ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@ChrisWChrysalis Not British mate, Scotland is outraged by this and we haven't voted Tory since 1955, 67 years ago, the name of the country you're looking for is England.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
3 years
Hoping that @NicolaSturgeon has already booked a venue and invited world leaders to attend a speech she's giving during COPS26. Johnson would be apoplectic with rage, it would be worth it for that alone.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
Just back from a ban for calling Braverman a c***, no idea why they gave me a ban
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
1 year
oh how they lied, and lied, and lied, and lied...
@Sevcositcom
BRexit was tough but he's back
1 year
@SkyNews Spiffing . Let's sell the oil we told the Jocks was running out before the independence referendum
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
4 years
So after having 4 months with solar operated garden lights (a gift) not working, I've just discovered that they have an on/off switch hidden inside, hopefully that should improve things
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
What we all gonna do on twitter when Scotland goes independent ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
9 months
So this is Kip, he's 2-3 yo, he was born and kept in a barn chained up with 29 other collies all his life, he has zero social skills and doesn't even "sit" yet. He now has a forever home with us, it's going to take a lot of time and effort from all 3 of us. He's very beautiful.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
3 years
So the Prince Andrew case goes ahead ! What we thinking, car crash, heart attack or what ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
7 months
"Lord Offord, the voters of Scotland comprehensively rejected you several times as unworthy of representing them, you then made large donations to get into the Lords where you could them be appointed to a political post in the Scotland Office, do you regard this as democracy ?"
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
@BrammahAshley Pipe down poppet, we were told during the independence campaign to lead the UK not leave it, well...here it is. Now get back to work and subsidise me you slacker
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@Tucker5law
Malcolm V Tucker 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦
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He is a fucking clown.
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@HairyAngus
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1 year
I see Penny Morbid has said that Scottish cities are full of rats and disease, could be worse there could be Tories as well
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@HairyAngus
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2 years
GERS fizzled out quickly this year, have the yoons figured out that people no longer believe them now ?
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@HairyAngus
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4 years
Moving here on Friday
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@HairyAngus
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3 years
@afneil ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha, what a clown you are ha ha ha ha ha ha
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
4 years
Wasn't Michael Forsyth just brilliant on QT last night, arrogant, offensive, sneeringly condescending, dismissive, the perfect Tory, thanks Mike, you just drove the YES vote up, hope you're on QT next week as well mate.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
8 months
Carol Vorderman admits she was wrong about Nicola Sturgeon, nice of her to do so.
@carolvorders
Carol Vorderman
8 months
Nicola Sturgeon's response to the BBC & other reports yday saying she had "deleted her Whats Apps". Pls read 👍🏼 "Contrary to the impression given in some coverage, the Inquiry does have messages between me and those I most regularly communicated with through informal means.
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@HairyAngus
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1 year
@DrLoupis There are 128 MILLION people in Japan, how are the other 127999999 Million getting on ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
4 years
6 months with no booze today, quite proud of that
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
Hurra, new granddaughter turned up this morning, weighing in a 7lb 10oz...no name yet
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@HairyAngus
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2 years
Dear unionists, Nicola would like to thank you for the mass of media attention that has allowed her to point out the failings of your London colonial masters to a world wide audience, raise the SNP's profile and push up support for independence, keep up the good work mugs.
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@HairyAngus
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6 years
hot off the press Glengorm oil field off Shetland is now the largest discovery since 2008, it's massive
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@HairyAngus
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5 years
I will probably cough up a lung laughing tomorrow if the Scottish Court of Session thwarts Johnson, just imagine the outrage if "Scotland" stops him, he'll have us out of the union in the blink of an eye
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@marcuscarslaw1 Tomorrow's Daily Express and Mail, "Opposition MSP's call for inquiry into Sturgeons continual use of taxpayers money to purchase plates for handing Ross his erse on We speak to one buttock clenching Tory MSP (3rd placed list politician) for reaction"
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
1 year
@AlanJZycinski @LBC @LBCNews ha ha ha ha, 4 people and 2 of those are dog walkers wondering who put a barrier in front of they dog walk, ha ha ha ha, "yes yer madj"
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@BethRigby Scots are not "subjects" we're sovereign people, it's only English people who are "subjects"
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@DeborahMeaden @Hoopy_Pete Sorry Deborah but we Scots didn't, we didn't vote for brexit and we haven't voted Tory since 1955 (yet we get both !)
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
1 year
Why is there a Scotland Office, a Wales Office, a Northern Ireland Office yet there's not an England Office ? #UnionOfEqualsMyArse
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
Tricky one for the Brit media tomorrow, if the Rangers fans go daft and trash the place they'll be Scottish but if they win the match they'll be British, how will they balance it !
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
4 years
This, this is why we don't want union flags on our food, we have no GM food in Scotland, it is banned, it is not banned elsewhere in the UK, I don't want to eat it or feed it to my grandchildren, get rid of the union flag from our food
@qmscotland
QMS
4 years
The Scotch difference goes beyond the farm. From animal welfare and sustainability to a whole-life assurance programme, we are proud to produce red meat that’s produced to an uncompromisingly high standard 🚜 Always remember to look for the label and buy local! #MakeItScotch
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@pennymordauntpm @PennyMordaunt @MariaMillerUK @DavidDavisMP @cj_dinenage @emmabest22 @carolinenokes @ElliotColburn @John2Win @JamesSunderl "Tory candidate confirms she doesn't do democracy and has zero respect for mandates given to parties by voters" Thanks for letting us know you're anti democratic.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
1 year
Oh look Scotland, it's your prize for voting NO, you could be deciding your own future but instead you got this. It's all very "Better Together"
@BjCruickshank
Bill Cruickshank
1 year
Better Together conned the people of Scotland in 2014. It's as simple as that!
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2 years
@AlStewartOBE No problem, send us the £1 trillion oil money first and we'll get right on it
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
9 months
So it's a week today since this wee guy moved in, he's still very nervous (obvs) but making huge strides forward, he can do stairs, trots along very nicely on a lead when out in the forest, is trying his best with recall and is learning to sit and he has a crunkly lion
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
Bloody hell. just watching the unionist protest at the rally in Aberdeen today, right in the middle of them waving happily to the YES supporters is my bloody mother, she's an SNP and YES voter, daft aul bat
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
3 years
Hey there @1Britain1Nation if we're all one nation how can Scotland be playing England in the Euros next month ?
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
4 months
Thoughts and prayers with "Scottish" unionists at this difficult time
@J4m35c4mpb3ll
James Campbell
4 months
. @ScotRail named as one of the most ''reliable'' train operators in the whole of the UK. This will annoy all the right people.😁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Hairy Angus
1 year
But that's impossible, it must be Nicola Sturgeon's fault
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🇮🇹Fórcola🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
Happy birthday to Meeee Happy birthday to Meee Happy birthday to mee.....eeee Cos i'm fucking brilliant
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Hairy Angus
5 years
This might be a handy tip in the coming months
@DannyDutch
Daniel🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ
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The effective way Hong Kong protestors are dealing with tear-gas.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
3 years
Breaking; UK Supreme Court tells Scotland it is forbidden to enact legislation to protect our children. Just another lovely day in this broken dysfunctional union #YouYesYet
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
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@rosscolquhoun We need the young folk talking to "Granny" "Granny I need you to vote YES, I need you to do it for my future please, my generation will make sure your generation is properly looked after, don't take my future away from me, please Granny, vote YES"
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4 years
Never a bowling ball handy when you need one...
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5 years
@LWJW21 @spinningthedisc @NicolaSturgeon @theSNP if you don't want Scotland to run it's own future & you're perfectly happy for the Government of another country to run U'r country then you get to vote for that, that's democracy, what you don't get to do is deny that choice to people for ever more, that's called a dictatorship
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@HairyAngus
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3 years
Nice day back at work today, first time since mid December cos of Omicron, one regular customer, (nice English lady, Tory and NO voter) now changed to vote YES to indy, always good to hear that from someone who's thought it thru, the best bit is that she'll convert others.
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Hairy Angus
2 years
@BexBitchley1 @EmmanuelMacron @Mij_Europe @RishiSunak The UK isn't playing tonight, it's made up of 4 countries, only one of those countries is playing but you're right, no one was allowed to vote for him cos they couldn't risk the mostly old, white, male, southern English Tory members rejecting him cos he's the wrong colour.
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So we had the home visit to see if we can have a rescue dog yesterday, looks like we passed cos the "new" dog is coming for a visit (potentially permanent) on Saturday. #VeryExcited
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Hairy Angus
3 years
@fabianocaball @STVNews You're not a fan of free prescriptions and care for the elderly then, or baby boxes, or free parking at hospitals, or no bridge tolls, free uni education for our kids etc etc Would you rather they were all reintroduced with fees ?
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Hairy Angus
3 years
We need a cross Scotland guerrilla poster campaign, "How much did the Russians buy your local Tory representative for, ask them and find out"
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4 years
He's a class act
@pjwoodside
Patrick_Woodside.🏳️‍🌈
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I give you Michael Russell SNP MSP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺
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2 years
It was my birthday yesterday, I spent most of it at Drumtochty highland games, loads of tourists there, mostly from the US, Germany, Austria, Holland all leaving with very positive impressions of Scotland
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Hairy Angus
2 years
@wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer Except for the Scottishy bit where we voted 62% remain, and the Northern Irish bit which voted remain, actually he speaks for less than half of England really but we get your gist, you want a shadow cabinet position.
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@HairyAngus
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You gotta admire the Brits, first they came for Salmond, win/lose/draw court case they still won, the best bit is they convinced the Salmonites that it was the SNP who did it, double win for London, now they come for Murrell, IF it goes to court they win again, classic tactics
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
A question for the females .. What is it with cushions on a bed, you go to bed you remove said cushions, you get up in the morning and make bed, replace cushions on bed. Am I missing something, is there actually a point, I don't invite strangers to come see the bed cushions
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 months
Brent crude at £89.97 per barrel just now, so multiply that by 500 MILLION to see just how much Westminster is helping themselves too
@DanielJMath1
The Ayrshire Separatist
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Can’t be true. It ran out in 2014.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
2 years
@Writer_DG As a born resident of Scotland for the last 62 years the only "Scotch Bonnet" I've ever heard of is a chilli pepper, perhaps improve your research, the SNP didn't get into power in Scotland until 15 years ago (again, more basic research please)
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4 years
@Alliance4Unity ha ha ha ha , we've been looking at houses for the last 3 weeks, every estate agent we've had viewings with have told us that they're run off their feet with people moving up from England, going to vote YES and get back in the EU, property is flying off the shelves. One had 5
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Hairy Angus
3 years
Looks like the unionists are getting their knickers in knots over the SNP/Green "thing", that tells me it must be a good thing.
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Hairy Angus
6 months
I see the yoon bots have changed tactics again, Stephen Flynn's ripping the pish outa Labour has got them going "but what does this do for Scotland". For starters it might help reduce the number of Labour MP's to zero up here rather than the 2 nodding colonial donkeys we have.
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@HairyAngus
Hairy Angus
5 years
Daily Mail readers celebrating 39 deaths, these people are sick and the Brit media has made them that way
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Guffers
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Jesus suffering fuck.
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5 years
@LWJW21 @spinningthedisc @NicolaSturgeon @theSNP yes and look how much has changed in the last 5 years, now we get to revisit democracy, cos that's what a democratic society does.
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5 years
@ScotTories Who's responsible for the 5 closed bridges in England, you should demand that Johnson quits as PM, quick, get on it, you might make the 5 o'clock news if you hurry ! #DaftTwats
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3 years
@OwenJones84 @NicolaSturgeon Must be strange watching a country's leader wandering around her people without massive police escort and guys with phone cords in their ears
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3 years
So are we all ready for the Patel backlash after she was made to look a fool by the people of Glasgow, she's not going to be a happy bunny that's for sure.
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4 years
Got a new house, I will officially be a teuchter when we move, "fairly at noo loon, foos yer doos, better get yokit, aye min knypin on like?"
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2 years
@AndrewBowie_MP You can't have a PM contest in the middle of a European war, I thought you knew this ! #WhatNext
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8 years
@scottishlabour you're saying rUK wouldn't trade with us out of spite, yet you want us to remain part of this "loving" family of nations !
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@Miss_Snuffy So the "rebellious Scots to crush" bit is what then, queenie having a laugh ?
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2 years
I married Mrs Hairy ten years ago today.
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4 years
@Jackson_Carlaw Translation : "In an effort to use up our country's leaders valuable time, time she could be using combating a world wide pandemic and saving Scots lives I have decided to make a poorly judged attempt to score cheap political points by badgering her with vacuous shite"
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5 years
Was at Aboyne games to day, met a chum who makes chocolates, been on Dragons den, hellava nice guy, he was there selling his own choco, raw good up 44%, markets in Germany gone, staff gone and he's having to punt his own luxury chocs at Games, bastard Tories, destroyed a good biz
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2 years
@DrMHush1 How else will the dog know you love it if ye dinna clap it?
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4 years
Hmm, interesting to watch the ongoing Westminster onslaught on Nicola Sturgeon, with her popularity rating at 38% above Johnson, YES polling at 55+% etc, it's almost as if they're terrified of something and have kickstarted all their sleepers at once to break things up.
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@Digbylj I'm sure Angela Merkel wished both France AND Belgium the best of luck too and likewise all Man Utd fans will be heartily Man City next year. And no, England don't pay our stuff, we put £62.4 Billion into the exchequer and get £28.6 B back, everyone in Scotland "supports" you
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First trip to the vet, poor guy has kennel cough (very contagious) tablets have been issued, refused ham wrapped tablets (never had ham) but had them in a bit of buttered bread
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2 years
@DavidBlakeman13 Mate you have £2.6 TRILLION of debt and we have none, we'll be pissing ourselves laughing when we go and take our oil and gas fields with us (oh and we're getting the sea border put back to pre 1999 lines too)
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1 year
Kirsty Wark handed her arse and handed it with style and panache.
@AamerAnwar
Aamer Anwar✊🏾🏳️‍🌈#BlackLivesMatter
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“The Independence cause is not owned by any 1 party, nor do today’s events take away from the fact that many are sick of being dictated to by Westminster-It’s not about the SNP, Nicola or Alex, independence is about the future of our country,our children’s future”🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BBCNewsnight
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Something is afoot, Yoon journalists are unblocking everyone in the search for "Waaaaa, a horrid gnats still think I'm a bellend" stories. Be on your guard
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2 years
@AngelaCahill17 Scotland hasn't voted Tory since 1955, we get Tory Govs, we haven't voted Labour for 15 years, in the 2015 Election, UKIP lost their deposits in every single seat in Scotland, in England they finished second in 111 seats, we are different countries with different priorities.
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3 years
Has anyone checked to see how many Tory MP's have shares in bottled water companies yet ?
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3 years
@SkyNews Enforced Bwitishness, absurd, was in a Morrisons supermarket yesterday, came close to walking out cos of all the union jacks, it's plastered everywhere in some kind of dystopian jingoistic nightmare
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4 years
@molach95 @SundayTimesScot @Lenniesaurus 65k followers all going "ah canna mak oot a wurd at quine's sayin"
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Merry Xmas East Kilbride, have a good one from all at "Better Together", special congrats to @blairmcdougall , it's another big win for those colonial masters in London he fought so hard for.
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4 years
Was told this morning that Scotland doesn't have people competent enough to run the country so we should let England do it, by a Scottish person, imagine that, imagine thinking that about yourself and your fellow countrymen, Imagine an English person saying that, no, me neither.
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@spinningthedisc @NicolaSturgeon @theSNP So don't vote for them and persuade the majority of Scots not to vote SNP, it's in their manifesto, people voted for it, it's called democracy
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2 years
Have the navy managed to bump start their boat yet ?
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3 years
I see @RuthDavidsonPC has got herself another job as a radio presenter, so much for the "leaving to spend more time with my family " cop out before she got slaughtered in the election
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Hairy Angus
3 years
Fabulous discovery last night at 32 mins past 10, we have bats living under our roof, at least 8, quite large ones, going to contact whoever it is and see if they want to come survey them, I love bats so I'm chuffed
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3 years
Found a tick half way up "Mr Winky", not sure the postie will ever recover from the sight of Mrs Hairy on her hands and knees with a magnifying glass in one hand and a pair of tweezers in the other trying to get it out
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Hairy Angus
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@HamptonCaught Aww bless, you think "democracy" stops when your side wins, that's so charmingly naïve, this is the thing about "democracy" it's a constant ongoing thing, people are actually allowed to change their minds, fancy that !
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Check this bakery bag oot min
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