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Dan Bejar (right) of the band Destroyer said our pizza looked unappetizing
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all my friends keep sharing AS Hamrah’s review of Sex and the City 2
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alright… which one of you unloaded all this off at the co-op bookstore
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can’t find the words to say how moved I am by this. after all that bullshit. something is happening here
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Went back and figured out who the collection belonged to: Mike A. Lebowitz. And just had to pick up this 1st ed. ‘The Boom and The Bubble’ w/ an inscription from Bob.
alright… which one of you unloaded all this off at the co-op bookstore
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@zunguzungu
couple of giants from our lifetime whose work is animated by a clear antifacism (Pynchon, Sebald come to mind) but Bolaño is the biggest hater of them all
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Met this fantastically rich guy at the club recently. Tens of millions. I know his girlfriend, she introduced us… noted how long my hair had gotten since the last she’d seen me. Him, bald, feigned annoyance at this. Could tell it really got to him though. Another win for Marxism
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this chant goes crazy
BREAKING: NYC tree lighting ceremony is being disrupted by pro-Palestine protesters. 6th ave is shut down and NYPD is overwhelmed.
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kudos to paglia-hive for having reached a level of delusional stanning customarily reserved for figures such as lebron james or michael heinrich
@lionel_trolling
she has read more literature than you ever will and has probably lead a more contemplative life than any other public intellectual of the past fifty years. she became known after publishing an 800 page book at the age of 44. Be serious
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reading Endnotes out loud to my gf while we sit on the floor in front of my Christmas tree
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special treat for weekend twitter: here’s me before and after reading Endnotes
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the virgin “let’s heal the divide” vs. the chad “unlimited growth increases the divide”
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many people are incorrectly using their time in isolation for self-reflection, instead of submitting themselves totally to the diligent study of the value-form— that’s what I gather from watching my instagram stories
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no one has ever given me a coherent explanation for why academics started saying "bodies" instead of "people"
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@tropicalcamatte
a former monk won the powerball lottery and used the earnings to make a 5 1/2 hour adaptation of 2666 for the stage
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here’s me: i’m the guy wearing like blundstones, patagonia, and warby parker or whatever sunglasses and i’m sitting outside the coffee shop in the sun and i’m opening up the first pages of the noma guide to fermentation. my other jacket is a pea coat.
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worked on house this week worth like 30 million dollars+. panes of glass worth more than my yearly income. clifftop, the most absurd view imaginable. installing ~1500 linear feet of blocking, I shot my finger w/ the nail gun & bled out everywhere, hope those stains never come out
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there is something of a gulf between what I’m seeing on twitter (history in the grandest sense unfolding in real-time, supplemented by illuminating critique) and on instagram, where it appears some people are discovering who jesse owens is
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@ianimal69
@tadpr0le
you got ratio’d by a factor of like 500 on every single reply in this thread. absolutely pathetic. humiliation fetish?
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letting this information glaze the surface of my brain as if marinating a roast chicken
Monster Energy Drink is kind of like Bitcoin, but without the long periods of underperformance. It's up 108,000% since 2001 $MNST
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ASH IS PUREST WHITE (2018)
Cinematography by Éric Gautier
Directed by Jia Zhangke
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@tropicalcamatte
CP appears to be on coke or some kind of early amphetamine study drug, or is it just me
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here’s an update on my efforts at skilled and productive labour towards the realization of a vendible commodity [architectural concrete ziggurat]
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@BobKronbauer
your website sucks dude. your heart pumps mayonnaise. your face looks like if someone asked a computer to render a “total and complete Bitch-ass”.
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thoughts on
@unknownmobility
live set
pros:
- nice music over extended time
cons:
- wouldn't let me plug my phone in
- kept ignoring me
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My dream creative project would be to adapt Gravity’s Rainbow to like a 12-hour HBO miniseries, but also to do it in claymation and work with the guys from Wallace & Gromit. I’ve been stewing on this idea for years.
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if you’re in the market for a new profile banner…
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boosting morale under the new twitter regime by ramping up the lifestyle posting
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huge crowd pop tonight @ the Jonathan Richman show when he said “I’ve never used a computer”
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Robert Musil, Luddite: “We have gained in terms of reality and lost in terms of the dream. We no longer lie under a tree, gazing up at the sky between our big toe and second toe; we are too busy getting on with our jobs.”
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#BrandonBernard
youngest person murdered by the state in 68 years, the first overseen by a lame-duck administration in 130. what a godforsaken state of affairs. there ought to be riots over this.
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@ClutchPoints
@GilsArenaShow
guy born to millionaires who had exclusive access to nba training facilities even at a young age
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If players are to be held accountable for their actions off the court, so should owners
@NBA
@NBAPR
@Cavs
. & not only is Gary Gilbert threatening violence here, he’s produed the films La La Land & Garden State, both of which I condemn as forms of “cultural terrorism”. Please act
Zionists are constantly making false accusations of pro-Palestine activists “inciting & threatening violence.”
Meanwhile, the Zionist owner of
@cavs
is in our DMs making actual threats of gun violence!
@musoftolerance
MUST cancel this IOF propaganda event for EVERYONE’S safety.
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a woman quite upset with her interior designer walks laps around the communal table at Matchstick on her phone
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Morgan has been organizing the fabled attic at Beat Street records. Dug up something of a holy grail for me:
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@SohrabAhmari
mr. compact magazine are you confident that poetics is the terrain you want to have it out on
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I absolutely love to go to the natural wine bar to drink the wine in a boorish and uncultivated manner, making no secret of my social class.
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"Don't abandon me" — Colm Tólbín brings Borges to life in roughly the given space of like 2 or 3 Borges stories:
http://t.co/ZZfDonC8s8
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my personal favourite album of the decade is Jeremih’s ‘Late Nights with Jeremih’ mixtape
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dropped some acid at the beach and read some Frederick Seidel poems to myself and some dril tweets aloud. ate a mango and a soursop and drank two litres of water. phones at 19%. thinking about Kawhi Leonard. hard to be mad about anything.
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today a New Yorker editor got mad at me because I left a comment on his Jay-Z thinkpiece calling it untimely
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@owen______ellis
"i have the greatest music taste. i should DJ" - 1000 men in vancouver for a living
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happy b-day to my great friend morgan here’s a pic of one of his tattoos and the graffiti in mexico that inspired it
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John Baldessari is dead, his work really opened me up in my college years. To think that his legacy for a lot of people is that he taught them it was OK to be weird— that’s pretty funny. RIP the great artist
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if anyone was wondering i absolutely slayed the speech i gave at my sisters wedding
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@PierreMenard
the rollerblading husband in this Seidel is one of my favourite images in literature
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Ja Morant & Nikola Jokic attain the aesthetic sublime on the hardwood albeit in opposite directions. they mark the two outermost parameters of beauty in basketball. I’m riding my exercise bike after eating fried chicken & kimchi straight from the jar. Up to my neck in dialectics.
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At my core I’m a sensitive artist who just so happens to have a silky jumper
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dj at the boxcar is playing the worst set i've heard in my life. remind me not to delete this later
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my friend drove around Waka Flocka when he was in the city a few years ago. Waka had no qualms about standing in line at the dispensary himself and was gracious with everyone who recognized him
I’m officially dedicating my life to suicide prevention and mental illness!!! Y’all not alone Waka Flocka Flame is with y’all now!!!!
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Guy at the court was shooting & dribbling while on a hoverboard. I thought he left & then he wheeled around again in a cloud of vape smoke.
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found in first page of Volume I of my copy of The Man Without Qualities (Wilkins & Kaiser translation), bought the set like 8 years ago… not my ticket stub
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Noone in the world will drink more alcohol this week than me. This is my will and testament.
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alarming number of people on my instagram timeline getting into post-left content, Lasch-Paglia-Fisher/Red Scare… coming to the realization that I have to do real work to let them know this is not the edge they’re looking for
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Pete Buttigieg is alone in his hotel room. He sits down to his computer. Opens Chrome, he clicks the bookmark to his own Wikipedia page, he clicks the edit button. Silent as the moon. Time is spilling away from him, and his gaze appears to fix on something beyond the text field.
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