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the previous residents absolutely fucked this bit
For context: in my final year uni room there has always been a padlocked door. Yesterday (my final day), we picked it open.
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*american sees fresh fruit for sale instead of burger* "This is disgusting, and tragic, and sad."
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you can tell the internet has gotten worse because if this were ten years ago there would already be a flash game where you play as trump and you have to hurl burgers at secret service officers blocking your way to the capitol
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this is kind of crazy to watch. like a guy who stepped out of a portal from 2006 bumping into a zoomer tiktokker
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…
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U.S president Trump isn’t staying in any old hospital room. Walter Reed Hospital has a six-room presidential suite just for the commander in chief that includes an intensive care unit, a kitchen, a living room, a bedroom, & a dining room with a crystal chandelier.
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inca empire was the size of the western roman empire, all on foot and in mountains...
Blackpill on all stimulants is South Americans had cocaine for 10,000 years and didn’t conquer the globe
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a one star review of my local Italian restaurant, and their response
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personally i would have gone for some bundles of sticks and a smashed mirror
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the great secret of the universe is no one really cares about looks all that much
Pakistani men have some unexplainable earnestness rizz going on for them. Because there is no possible explanation for why Lady Diana was diabolically down bad for this?
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"for all you assholes out there: i have fallen off the roof" is perfect dril
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wow a 9-6 schedule with an hour for lunch, daily gym visits, mysterious 1 hour gaps, etc, how does she do it
I'm 30 years old.
And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses.
This is my daily routine:
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just imagine eating that teaspoon of pure coronavirus
World's Covid almost fits on a TEASPOON: Total volume of coronavirus infecting more than 53million people is just 0.2 fl oz
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the fact theres always a chinese guy who looks just like any given guy never fails to kill me
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He takes raw ebony from the mines. He does not tell anyone. He pays no tax on it. He steals it from the mine, and avoids the tax. So when he sells it to smugglers, he makes a very fine profit indeed. No costs. All profit.
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40% support for "defund the police" is ridiculously high. that's like gay marriage in 2008 numbers
Greg Huber (outstanding Yale poli sci) & 2 co-authors find that when protests are framed as "against police brutality" and "by Black Lives Matter," they are remarkably popular...
But "Defund the Police" is a toxic, disastrous slogan.
Unsurprising, but this is confirmation:
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whats funny here is palestinian refugees will often have the literal ottoman land titles to the land they or their family occupied before the nakba. it's not some abstraction, the expropriation all happened under, eg, the absentee property law of 1950
Do Palestinians have righteous grievances from 1948? Absolutely. Are Israelis entitled to security in areas they’ve inhabited for generations? I think so. Idealistic arguments over which group is “indigenous” don’t solve what is fundamentally a political issue.
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Rep. Brian Mast is wearing his IDF uniform for the GOP conference meeting today.
“Tlaib has her flag, I got my uniform.”
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mishima trying to commit seppuku again in the afterlife because the guy who killed abe was wearing cargo pants
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just looking at this for a few seconds is driving me insane
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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so the strong dollar meant loads of americans went to europe this summer and suddenly france has a vast plague of insecticide resistant bedbugs extremely similar to the ones found all over the USA but especially in new york? wow, incredible coincidence
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sorry but the "ordeal of being known" is about as 21st century a concept as i could possibly imagine
my favorite example of this is that "if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" comes from an essay a guy wrote about sending photos of goats to his coworkers
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just getting instantly totally smoked. extremely funny. forums the peak of human discourse, it was all leading to that and now theyre gone
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The Butlerian Jihad
Judith Butler describing the October 7 massacre as armed resistance: “We can have different views about Hamas as a political party, we can have different views about armed resistance. But [...] the uprising of October 7th was an act of armed resistance.[...] This was an uprising”
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@lib_crusher
and yet unlike everyone in the replies hes quite probably going to be the best darts player in history. makes you think
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its literally "todays players couldnt handle that physical 90s defence" irl
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imagine selling something this shit and useless for literally decades
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tbc, this is the basis of the "reasonable doubt" about the hospital: unknown shrapnel from an exploded rocket fell faster than free-fall, to the extent that it made a sound just like a falling israeli JDAM bomb, and caused an explosion so large that it killed hundreds of people
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@hasolidit
@MaryLouMcDonald
well no kids are going to get blown to bits by the irish government, no
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his brains been fucked by a vast array of regional urban five star hotels
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when the guy dressed as a friar appears it enters the realm of the sublime
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Project Cybersyn was a Chilean project from 1971 to 1973 during the presidency of Salvador Allende aimed at constructing a distributed decision support system to aid in the management of the national economy. The project consisted of four modules: an economic simulator, custom so
you may not like it, but this is what the ideal urinal set up looks like.
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now how many US criminal cases actually go to a jury again?
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imagine going back in time to golden age hollywood with the accumulated sexual technique of the early 21st century
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bombing and starving the algarve... would it have worked??
The whole of Great Britain went into hyper desperation mode over a period of years to find one missing British girl - Madeleine McCann
Israel has over 40 children missing - including babies - with people we know are rapists
You really need to look at yourself Britain if you
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he's talking about ketamine. trump is talking about ketamine
Beyond parody -- Trump says his solution to the epidemic of veteran suicides is some new "stimulant" produced by Johnson & Johnson that he's instructed the government to buy in large quantities
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hes made up a position to get mad at. palestinian refugee claims on land are claims that exist because of really quite conventional things like "legal title", not some vague idea of indigeneity
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coming up with these... dream job
At some point in Aldi you just have to concede that you don't understand trademark law.
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southgates been nobbled by MI5. 0-0 draw gamed out as the best result to save the union
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@ZeroSuitCamus
what's really gonna bake your noodle later on is when you think about why so many straight men have sex with other straight men
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romcom film climax where male lead flies drone over airport to prevent female lead from taking her flight
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instructive comparison on "dark suburbia" might be david lynch vs thomas pynchon: for lynch the dark stuff is all incursions from some supernatural and/or criminal outside, for pynchon suburbs are basically little nazi factories
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Roger Scruton: wha-where am I?
Jeffrey Epstein: you are in heaven mate
Prince Philip: and we could use another member in the ultimate rock and roll band
Every rock musician who has ever existed talking over each other: yeah hey what’s up man
Everyone from the Bible: hello
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there's a reason ursula le guin had to make it a child instead of a really annoying guy in omelas
a guy got removed from our flight today and it's incredible how much it brought us all together. they should kick one person off every flight to build cohesion and morale for the passengers and crew. they can be a paid actor or whatever, they just have to cause a scene
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jamiroquai is actually the name of the scientist
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im pretty sure this number theyre giving out is precisely the number of men and boys over 14 theyve killed
BREAKING: The Israeli military says over 9,000 fighters from Hamas and other groups have been killed since the start of the war
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this was posted by a locked account but the world deserves to see it imo
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i think what dune 2 needs is a good fan edit where they get rid of all the hans zimmer and just put stoner metal in everywhere. melvins, sleep, etc
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west berlin had approx the same population as gaza in 1948, the berlin airlift required about 1500 flights a day to deliver thousands of tonnes of cargo - and those planes could land
On airdrops, generally: it’s insincere theatrics. A parachute is not better than a truck crew at securing cargo against looters or protecting civilians who need to access the aid, and the volumes deliverable by air are absolutely microscopic compared to normal overland logistics.
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this is an absolutely incredible bit
@hexprax
Lmao when my parents visit the UK, my dad requested a “ham and cheese” sandwich and the hotel staff were completely baffled by the request and kept asking him “ham sandwich OR cheese sandwich?”
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this is the most american photo ive ever seen
French upper class gf: wears tailored Chanel suits, dines at Michelin-starred restaurants, secretly votes for Marine Le Pen
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everyone saying "actually he looks fine/good" - you are missing the point...
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only in the big apple baby!!
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-defence editor
-war studies
-thinks rockets are fueled with diesel
“Hamas is maintaining a stockpile of more than 200,000 gallons of fuel for rockets & the generators that provide clean air and electricity to its network of underground tunnels, according to U.S. officials, current & former Israeli officials and academics”
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this looks like an insurance advert
This shot in Challengers (2024) is probably the best thing Luca Guadagnino has ever done.
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this is it. this is what will be pumped out and is being pumped out. ignore all the clever OSINT map triangulations--they're irrelevant here. they are expecting you to believe that gravity works differently in gaza, and sheet metal has the explosive potency of RDX
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within that article is something else that's imo remarkable: a consistent ~15% support for genuinely abolishing the police as such
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this is the Least Cool thing in the universe. when did cool die exactly
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shinji get in the eva or jair will have to pilot it again
- Comecei a passar mal após o almoço de domingo.
- Cheguei ao hospital às 03h00 de hoje.
- Me colocaram sonda nasogástrica.
- Mais exames serão feitos para possível cirurgia de obstrução interna na região abdominal.
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when you look at american sandwiches you see why they're constantly online complaining about having diarrhoea or general gastrointestinal distress
thats great. i appreciate that. however europe's sandwiches are horrendous. no need to kid ourselves.
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why does it have skirting and flooring. did you drag the selection area too far when you were designing it in the sims
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germany has a unique historical responsibility... to shut the fuck up!!!
I think at this point Britain may just be the antisemitism capital of Europe.
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to be honest americans laughing at europe atop their 1.5-2x per capita gdp, multiple times higher carbon emissions, and genocide-cleared land as thousands die of heat exhaustion is fairly uncool imo
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wait, this series was just aaron sorkin for restaurants?
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come come mr bond, you enjoy misgendering someone as much as i do
If you could misgender someone to prevent a nuclear apocalypse, should you misgender them? Answer with a concise yes or no answer.
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russia: *commits war crime*
half of twitter apparently: well this just goes to show that the axis powers weren't that bad
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@tyronemund
@Whagwan_W
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@timourazhari
youll never guess how long prior this has been a problem
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@tropicalcamatte
they did for five minutes and americans started putting canada flag patches on their backpacks lmao
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boris johnson survived because he was treated by boring evidence-based NHS approaches, trump is going to get the full force of insane untested monoclonal antibody melanges from america's foremost crackpot doctors and drug industry
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