The Lurking Transmission is an artisanal storytelling nightmare factory run by known reactionary scumbag, Evan Dean Shelton. REAL SONIC DANGER.
#getlurked
@racheloddment
Most of the time when people talk about “likable” characters, they just mean “that character didn’t offend me”.
And I have zero interest in that, as a writer or as a reader.
Opeth is the band that opened my mind to death metal vocals.
I’ll never forget goin to see Lamb of God and then completely forgettin about em after Opeth played.
I was a prog dude, and didn’t realize there was death prog. Didn’t realize Cookie Monster vocals could be…not dumb.
THE LURKING TRANSMISSION IS A BLACK METAL, PIRATE FREQUENCY OF TERROR, AND WE'VE COME TO MURDER YOUR FUCKING WEAK HORROR PODCAST SCENE.
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#getlurked
Black Metal and Occultist Edgelords,
I preciate y’all. I’m one of y’all.
But lemme perhaps gon and save you some time:
I ain’t into whatever racist and/or political bullshit you’re into.
It ain’t special to be a certain color or from a certain place.
I’m not with you on that.
Folks, I was married to an Australian performance artist and lived down there and hung out with more Australian performance artists and lemme tell ya…
This is what they are all like.
With zero irony.
Guarantee she thought this was awesome.
I hardly ever listen to Bathory but every time I do I’m like “Why don’t I listen to this more?”
Crazy-ass industrial tones, mega evil vibes.
This song fuckin rules.
Watched Dredd for bout the tenth time.
Killer movie.
A slasher film constructed with the materials of a sci-fi action film.
96 minutes that feels like a flying bullet.
Even with all the slo mo.
Fuck, I love it.
Some thoughts…
Two years ago today I woke up with this one and hoped I could do that as often as possible and two years later I’m livin the dream wakin up in our house together every day. 🖤
Absolutely insane that we live in a Richard Bachman story where I get to watch some piece of shit YouTuber get murdered by the most dangerous pugilist alive on tv but I am HERE for it this is the dystopia I want.
Neck broken in round two.
Let’s fuckin GO, Mike. 🥊🥊
EIHWAR have signed to Season of Mist!
The mysterious duo delighted the Internet this year with their thumping, trance-inducing Viking techno.
Hit single "Beserkr" is now available on all streaming platforms.
Stream:
#eihwar
#beserkr
#som
Some dude who won an Oscar for music said he was glad he spent his time makin music instead of playin video games and the neckbeards have paused Elden Ring long enough to get on the internet to bitch and moan and prove the guy’s point burn it all down holy fuck.
Saw this amazing post on Instagram today about spotting "far-right" black metal bands
Now I'm not personally a devil-worshipper but satanism/anti-Christianity is literally a fucking hallmark of the genre LMAO
I cannot sympathize with folks who see it any other way.
I hear younger folk often say shit like “That old cheesy movie?” Or “You mean like with a dude in a suit?”
And yeah, that’s what I mean.
CGI is like a holograph that just doesn’t register as real for me.
Adam Jones gets more out of one note than these dudes get out of all the notes.
There’s a reason that zero virtuoso players have ever been long term members of a good band.
(Tosin Abasi, not you bruh. Never you. You are a god and an exception.🙏)
A PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden nor Alice in Chains
(What neckbeard knucklehead came up with this? Have you never heard of hip hop?)
When I say I’m working on the Predator of audio dramas...
I ain’t fuckin’ around.
Here’s a taste of the cast, so far...
[I’m reasonably certain we’d eat the hearts of any other audio drama cast, just for the gains.]
#horror
#blackmetal
#lifting
#getlurked
@NeonSpideyCP
STOP👏CALLING👏THEM👏BLACK👏VERSIONS👏TOO
Superman isn’t a color, or even a man.
It’s a character.
Superman is whatever we want it to be.
Drawing arbitrary lines based on melanin count is a prison that you will never escape until you stop perpetuating it.
System of A Down ain’t never been great, only have one good album…
…and yet metalheads love to pretend they’re the only nu metal band that deserves a pass…
I’ve never understood this.
The circus bounce house nu metal band?
That’s the one y’all love? 🤣
Interesting.
Nu metal hate is gross yuppie bullshit in origin.
Vaguely fuckin racist.
Firmly classist.
As if I’ve ever (nor will I ever) give a fuck about what yuppies and self appointed music academic think.
Nu metal is the trve punk.
I don’t have anything else to talk about today so ima hit y’all like this…
The Arnold Conan movies (especially the first) are not good adaptations of Robert E Howard.
They’re fuckin AMAZING for what they are, but that ain’t Conan and that ain’t Howard.
Strap in.
1/7
Just heard my boss tell somebody on the phone “My assistant is in a dark metal band. It’s like heavy metal but they smear blood all over themselves.”
Word.
Never done this
#horrorlift
thing before, but we are always on the hunt for more horror fans and podcast listeners to connect with.
So...
HORROR FOLK, PODCAST FOLK, UNITE!
Like, RT, comment, all that.
One of you will be chosen for a prize package...
#HorrorFam
#MutantFam
Aww man not Carl Weathers.
Perhaps the most charming and likable anabolic fucktruck to ever do the Hollywood thing.
A living Apollo.
A trve legend.
Love you forever.
Rest in ultimate power, king.
🖤
The one and only
@GabeJamesGames
has joined the cast of my WWII audio drama, “HORROR IST KRIEG”.
The Predator of audio dramas is coming soon…
…an audio Yautja that’ll rip your spine out and polish your skull.
You ain’t ready.
#getlurked
#HORRORISTKRIEG
Watched Return of the King for the first time last night.
(I’ve also never finished the book. It’s fuckin boring, don’t come at me.)
Gotta be the baddest high fantasy film ever made.
Nonstop badassery.
Ghosts, magic, monsters, death, fuckin horror.
Hotdamn.
10/10 💀
People say black metal has the worst fans…
…but actual black metal fans tend to be intelligent, open minded folks.
The scene tourists, however…are indeed the fucking worst.
Pisspants babies who demand that everything be made to suit their tastes.
Pathetic.
Loathsome.
1/2
Just watched BARBARIAN.
It was aight!
I’m always surprised when modern Hollywood horror hits right for me, and this one was fuckin cool.
Some interesting camera work, no tired cliches.
Genuinely creepy.
Not easily predictable.
Great acting.
PRACTICAL FX.
7/10 💀
To us, black metal is The Devil’s music.
We want our black metal horror anthology (“IN THE SHADOW OF THE HORNS”) to be the same.
What does that mean?
It means we’re looking for outsiders.
Rebels.
Those whose words and deeds are as unchained as The Morning Star.
1/2
Seems like twitter is jumpin today, so here’s an announcement.
A soft launch, as yuppies say.
The Void Collective is planning an event.
A…convention. If you will.
Tables are invitation only.
It won’t be like other such events.
See y’all in October.
Emily was not impressed by The Fifth Element, sad to report.
A barely-there plot slathered with 90s globalism and high fashion and design and celebrity non actors that for me is one of my favorite movies ever…
But maybe ya had to be there, and maybe it’s incredibly dated…
Some Favorite Black Metal of 2023
LPs…
Blut Aus Nord
Urfaust
Profanatica
Woe
One of Nine
Aset
RUÏM
Tsjuder
Infernal Angels
Demoncy
Kommandant
Mural Crown
Minenwerfer
Clandestine Blaze
<REDACTED>
EPs…
VFANTHORE
Melissa
ZORN
Portrayal of Guilt
Bloody Bill
AVOWD
Solipnosis
You will find JOE KOCH
at VOIDCON 2023.
Joe is the author of
The Wingspan of Severed Hands, and Convulsion.
Joe is a fuckin scalpel among steak knives.
A magnum slug that’ll blow your skull apart.
The void grows
the void beckons
the void is populated with horrors.
Join us.
13 Black Metal Bands
Grave Gnosis
Hunter’s Ground
Mehenet
Mahr
Acherontas
Ifernach
Watain
Lifvsleda
Nightbringer
Ars Magna Umbrae
Iskalde Morket
Horna
Dissection
(Do your own if you wanna, black metal homies.)
Shoutout to the person who laughed and said “Yeah good luck with that!” and unfollowed me after I invited em to our con.
Hope your television pilot got picked up.😃
I’m a nobody with no money and I smash out books and albums and audio dramas and a couple short films and I’ve done it all myself or with friends.
Tired of hearin about how rich dudes can’t get richer dudes to pay for their art.
Swing some fuckin dick and make it happen, dorks.
Just watched
All Jacked Up and Full of Worms.
Holy goddamn fuck, YES.
I loved every fuckin nasty-ass moment of this.
If you’re into psychedelic bonkers weird real fuckin gross and reprehensible movies full of goddamn freaks and weirdos, WATCH THIS.
Holy shit.
10/10 💀
Poser shit sucks, eh?
Here’s the real deal.
Eleven dollas make you holla.
This shit is Satanic anti nationalist anti abrahamic goddamn motherfuckin BLACK METAL.
Fuck your abrahamic gods, fuck your flags.
HAIL HOLY DEATH
everyone can stop making black metal now
@GraveGnosis
just made you all look like total posers, cassette poster and a fucking GRIMOIRE for $11, the game is in shambles
Very pleased to report that Suspiria blew Emily’s fuckin mind.
My first time watchin it in 4K from the Arrow remaster and y’all I’ve seen Suspiria probably two hundred times and my jaw was on the floor.
Fuckin INCREDIBLE remaster.
Best lookin movie EVER MADE.
Grave Gnosis -
Pestilence Crowned
Oh gyatDAYUM this album is such an epic monstrosity we are the baddest most dedicated most powerful cvlt band in the world fuck you and whatver fake-ass black metal you’re listenin to.
Get some.
HAIL
HOLY
FUCKIN
DEATH