Xanax Yarve
@QuibTakington
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Benzodiazepine enjoyer | S903🐐B707 | LaBatt Blue enthusiast | 690 + credit score | father | husband | Degen | Edger | Jelqer | mewer |
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“Who wants to get a bag and scare the hoes?”
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“You don’t have a lot of money, take a half Xanax so you don’t have to drink that much”
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I’d like to thank a few ppl:
My mom
ChatGPT
Google Gemini
Rick flair
Donald Trump
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Me watching the drunk Kappa absolutely free kick my bong into 1000 pieces
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Can I get some support for my IRL friend who’s banging the kappa president
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Downsides of adderall :tiny dick, short temper, robotic behavior, can’t eat, criminally horny, cold but sweaty pits, genuine tweaking at all hours.
Benefits: locked in
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Me to the dweeb in my Accounting class but he hucks me the homework
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New shogun tonight which means im watching Asa Akira later.
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Does onlyfans give out 401k opportunities? Might have to post dong
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Her piss could melt the beams on the twin Towers
An Australian woman who says she had sex with more than 300 people in one year found the experience empowering:
“I felt empowered afterward… sex makes me feel good. It’s meant to make you feel good”
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Me waiting for the fent and horse tranq plug while my kids starve
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There’s a chick at the gym with the best ass I’ve ever seen. And ever machine I use she plants herself directly infront of me. I’ll see you on the front page of daily mail fellas ima bout be canceled
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You can hear the pain in his voice when he said “8 inches and thick”
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Currently have equity in 3 separate bags rn, diversify your bagfolio
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This mf, look at the ingenuity. AC in the other bay door, insulation on opening door (I’m glazing ik shutup) sick ass horn, humidifier for the guests comfort and a fucking hammock damnit!
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Any white guy with a huge piece is either doing porn or still with their highschool sweetheart, and guess what: I’m not in porn and my ex girlfriend got fat as shit
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Me looking at the black McDonald’s worker after she called me baby
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Need melanin (I just ate 2000 cals of my moms spaghetti recipe I’m gonna pass the fuck out)
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Im sorry, I know not ALL pitbulls are like this, but if one of those things attacks my dog like that it’s getting it’s neck broken on the spot don’t care.
Dog grabs a puppy off of a woman's lap while she is eating lunch 😳
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Brands Illustrated defend to the death
Toyota
Xanax
Fabletics
Xbox
Yeti
Zyn
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Black people drinking henny smoking B&Ms are “being cultural” but if I wanna place a parlay and drink miller lite im “a huge piece of shit”
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@SouthernandFat
I felt so alone until you said this. Just like bacon is better so why even try
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They asking for more than the actual Palestinians
UChicago encampment requests Plan B, HIV tests and dental dams, per a post on the organizers' Instagram
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Finally got to sit down to eat and exchange words with a fine member of the burner community.
@FatandSouthrn
it was a pleasure
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more sexy college grad girls teaching elementary schools would solve this homosexuality crisis we have rn
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If you’re a man and don’t enjoy talking about beer and pussy fuk you
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I’d like to thank all of those that made the ultimate sacrifice and those currently in our armed forces. W/o you I wouldn’t get to drink Mexican beer on an Italian boat while black music plays. God bless the USA and shoutout Kevin James.
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@JusticeAlito1
@Womplord42069
@changethebatter
@Gonzo_Medic
@FredrickBridge
I’m abt to stick my dick I’m a modelo especial
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Common phrases black ppl need to stop saying: “Give me everything in the register nigga”
To all milk crickets, listen and learn. Do better.
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He takin notes
Chris Brown was ringside at the Spence vs. Crawford fight in Las Vegas 🥊
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Me tarpless in the establishment cuz Penny by key Glock came on
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KELCE IS SPONSORED BY PHIZER. HAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT HIDE IT ANYMORE.
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They r all kings (the Xanax guys)
Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to see all the Xanax guys and their KD/Kappa girlfriends posted up. I get blown away every year by all the mismatches
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@Rich_Cranium22
Dude every female with a southern double name, like Mary-Kate or whatever will be at your mercy
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Oops guys, I’m doing more bag. Ooops sorry not sorry. If you want nostril gospel snorted off ur caboose get in my DMs asap
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Since there’s blacks mad abt whites getting Juneteenth off, go to work on Father’s Day jackoff. You wanted this. You got it.
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Yeah I know. Let’s flirt with black women. Let’s doooo it nigggaaa
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God gives his toughest cruises to his hardest boozers
Driver who struck Biden’s Delaware motorcade charged with DUI
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Nothing like farting on public transport right as you’re getting off
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Someone put a gun in my mouth cuz I’m abt to go to Oxford (Ohio, yeah I know I’m a yank suck my balls) jail and fuck the wardens asshole.
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At least now if I see a woman wearing a kelce jersey I know to stay the Fuck away
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My grandmother: have you found yourself a gf?
Me: no nana but I do love downers
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“I’m telling 6 foot jokes, all you niggas is 5’10”
-my grandpa
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I wish a knigga would
I’ll be up in Oxford with the MAC Champs on the 21st!
@MiamiOHFootball
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@lhstigercoach
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King thugger, get me through today it’s gonna be a tough one (I have one 10 pt quiz and clam to fill).
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Girls really spend hours on their makeup just for me to stare at their ass and rack😂😂😂 what a buncha dumbasses
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