Asa 🦋 Chidiegbo 🦅
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I sell unisex footwears $ bags💪a crypto newbie😌 A Barbz 👅 I ❤️ gud surprises I just want to laugh, learn n unlearn here 😌 #momOf3Bunnies #Psychologist 🎓
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Dazzle Stores now sells MALE FOOTWEARs 💃💃What you see is what you get
Location: Awka and Lagos
#TrustedOnlineVendor
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He doesn't watch cartoon, he sends his father to sleep so that he can watch 9pm news
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Who is stuck between I need to save money and you only live once 😂🤔🤨
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Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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When I give you a lift with my car, stop
greeting people from the window that shii consumes petrol 😒😐
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We don't like it we you tease us about how our height intimidate you n that you can't walk side by side with us because you'll look so small yen yen yen
We didn't create ourselves so deal with it or you can go roll with your fellow midgets 😐😒
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The nipples is so sensitive that common breeze wey go blow am everywhere dan strong 😂😂but I still wonder how a baby suckles on it n you don't get horny.
God is Awesome
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Can y'all pray for me, I suffer from a disease called SpendEveryMoneyIHave😭😭😭
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@AdoraNwodo
She's trying to confuse village people
You'll never know that I'm pregnant until you see me celebrating my one month old baby
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Cheating on me is easy. But learning how to talk after I cut your tongue is hard. So u better Stay Loyal or u stay Dumb😏
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To all those who are rude on this app for no reason. You're not SAVAGE 😐
Sweetie you're just Mannerless.
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My Organs: Water??
Me:. Coke
Organs: Seriously please Water
Me: Chilled 😈 Coke😏
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Just had a Job Interview and they showed me a Screenshot of my tweet where I said " Going to work everyday makes me Violent" 😂😂
What should I do 😐
Will they call me back?🤔🤨
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You never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising😫😓
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When we put our PROBLEMS
in God's hands, he puts his PEACE in our HEARTS 💕
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The day Africans Learn how to use these words "I'M and AM, YOUR and YOU'RE, IT'S and IS" correctly then I'll know half of our problems in Africa have been solved😑😐
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Have you ever listened to a depressing song just to feel sad and cry on purpose
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When my husband is looking for his wallet and he goes straight to the place I hide it 😐
Inside one of my shoes 😒
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A person becomes 10times attractive not by their looks but by their act of kindness, love, respect, honesty and loyalty they show
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Long time ago my brother's friend called him n was mimicking Frank he lied to my brother that I was on a Hot seat but I was in school, my brother started panicking. The guy now asked my brother " what's d size of your sisters pant?🤦
He almost slapped him Tru d phone 😂😂
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How People set the Alarm:
Others- "7AM"
Me - "6:30am, 6:45, 6:50, 6:55, 7AM"😴🤤😪
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Best decision I ever took in my life was the day I said "Yes"
🎶 Six years dan Waka we still dey carry go, nobody Waka Nobody go Solo Baba God erh na your Grace oh adupe ooo🎶
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Whenever my Mom is helping me with my homework 😭😭😭
I dread those moment 😩😩
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@chinonso_nzeh
I envied girls that wore shimi to school and one day I wore my Mom's own after using needle and thread to hold d waist.
During break time I forgot and was running, Omo d Shimi fell off from my waist 😭😭😭 in front of d whole children..
My teacher flogged me erh
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I Dislike it when Old People complain how we waste money on Our Hair, Clothes... But my grandma has a cabinet filled with expensive plates no one is allowed to use 😐
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Damn it sends Chill down my Spine but don't fill my ears with Saliva please
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Being rude to waiters, cleaners or customer service assistants is very telling of someone's character.
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1.Marry someone you can tolerate his/her flaws.
2.Marry someone you are compatible with.
3.Marry someone that you are attracted physically n emotionally.
4.Someone you love because it's that love that'll make you over look some Bullshii you'll b seeing later in your marriage.
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There's nothing more attractive than a man who teaches you things without making you feel like you're dumb for not knowing it already💖🙂
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My friends telling me that my BF who I'm crazy in love with is a Fuck boy but I can't wait to see my bf and tell him all they said about him😂😂
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When someone calls you by your nickname and you don't even know them like that
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I have given up on getting a bikini body, the good Lord put alcohol and Carbs on this planet for a reason and I won't forgive myself if I let him down 😔 😁
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I am so proud of my Children, they did extremely well in school. I just got their report card🙂 i have never been this proud😭💕, I love you Pumpkins😘
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Did anyone try packing a bag and moving out when they were younger bkus their parents Pissed dem off😂😂
I would hide under the staircase with bags hoping they look for me unfortunately they don't 😭😭😭😭😭
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My mom always tell me that you can choose your husband but ur kids can't choose their father. Choosing a good dad for your future kids is your responsibility and it's not one that you should take lightly.
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Me thinking of ways I can become a millionaire without working
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I got balloons people 😂😂😂😂
Today is my birthday Fam🎂🎉🎈🎁
Y'ALL should help me and Thank God for keeping and blessing me💞💖🌹
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There is Literally nothing better than when you're laughing with someone and you both keep adding things that makes it funnier, You continue laughing so hard that u can barely breathe 😂😂😂
That feeling is Divine 🤩
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People who watch scary movies alone for fun and sleep fine afterwards are Psychos😂😂😂
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When someone asks me where I see myself in the next 5years and I'm like " Babe I'm just trying to make it to Friday"
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When u fall in love with Someone you aren't interested in anyone else. If you are, you aren't in Love" and I think everyone needs to hear this 💖🌼😐
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Having a good working relationship with your Boss makes Life easier.
Having a Boss that'll treat you as Family is blissful
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After waiting in a very long queue at d ATM machine stand, when it gets to ur turn u see "unable to dispense cash at d moment"
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Some of you are fake n wicked😂🤣
I just notice that wen someone post pictures, some of you will be dashing Likes and Retweet bcos d person has lots of FOLLOWERS n not bcos d person is peng n pretty.
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The best dates aren't the fancy ones. It's the walk in the park, deep talks in a car, laying around and being lazy, and just enjoying the company of someone you want💖
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If you can't tell who is coming down the stairs by the speed and volume of the steps, are they really your family?😂
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Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Me: Certainly not! There is no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday for your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you
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I will just have to grab a newspaper and start reading and if I start experiencing pain I'll just push him so hard that he'll somersault from the bed 😂😂😂
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If she dyed her hair or cut her hair after the relationship, Bruh you are not getting back together. New hair, New life, New man 😂😂
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If I'm telling you a story, be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because I can't stay Focused 😂😂😂
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Ladies Voice sound so girly when they talk to strangers but when with their friends they turn into Morgan Freeman😂😂😂
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Boo : you mad babe?
Gurl : No
Boo: Let's see a smile then
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I'm not Bipolar I just remember shit out of nowhere and my mood instantly changes😐😒😂😣😖😤🙃😕😔😲😧🤪😇😈
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A long lasting relationship comes with a lot of forgiveness and understanding
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Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating
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You never know how much you miss someone till you have something exciting to tell them but they aren't there anymore😣
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Is there a support group on Twitter for people who wake up on time but lay in bed until it makes them late?😒😐
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If you don't defend my name when I'm not around you're not my friend
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Am I d only one that restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough 😁
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You ever accidentally open up a message and be like aaww damn now I gotta reply 😣🤦
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When I hurriedly reply my Crush's chat and I'm regretting why are I acted like a Thirsty bitch
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Guys it's my First Baby's Birthday 🎂💥🎊🎉
Please sure him some love🌷🌼💕💖
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I Swear nothing is Hotter than a guy who's protective over you 😌😍☺️
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So how do I tell my boss I don't want to work anymore but I still want the money? 😂😂
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Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever
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I just want a Job that starts from Tuesday - Thursday 9am - 12pm
And I get to b paid $2000 at the end of the week 😁
Is it too much to ask?😥😢😭
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Last born siblings are the most annoying people on Earth 😐 but u still can't do without them 💖💕
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I can't stand people who play victim in a situation they actually created 😐
It's Sickening 🤦
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I'm Kinda in the mood to move to a different country and not tell anyone n spend like a month😂😂😂
Who's with me?
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When you are sleeping and you feel a cockroach crawling up your thigh
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Couldn't get a pix from 2009 bkus I was still jamming Jamb😬😣 so no time for pix😒
So finally i was free that was in 2010 😁
#10YearChallenge
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Have u ever been so High or Drunk u have to close one eye to text🤪
What's d craziest thing u've done when Drunk 🙃
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Bank Cashier : Ma, your account is Overdrawn
Customer : So are your eyebrows 😂😂😂
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Co-workers that love bossing their colleague around as if they're d boss should b giving severe beating but that's after work
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@IamEtubo
My Children says I Yell too much
So one day they were watching Nat Geo wild n it was showing a lion Roaring n they said Dad Mom shout like this. I was shocked bcos they r just 4+ and 3.
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When you are watching a movie and people keep asking questions instead of paying attention
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How Lazy are you?
Me : I eat from the Pot to avoid washing plates😋😁😎
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The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can PRAY, EXERCISE, READ 😑😩
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Why is it that our Mom can here us Murmur or Whisper from across the house but can't hear her phone ringing in her bag😂🤣😂🤣
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I need friends who understands that I still want to be invited to parties... even though they know I won't be attending bcos I have a good reason for not attending 😐
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I hate when someone says " you know drinking isn't attractive"
Listen Becca, I'm not trying to be attractive, I'm trying to be DRUNK😂😂
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Some Civil Servants will buy goods on credit, when they get paid they'll start clearing their debt at the end of d day they won't have enough money left n they'll start borrowing again.
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@EpicPandL
@maquinbeaury
Both gender does it, it's not a Man thing
No woman will say it's just one man that's in her life.
You can be intimate with just one and keep others as " Friends"
That was how it was for this guy
So calm your tits
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The best feeling in the world is when u realize you could walk directly into your best friend's house uninvited at any time and not a single family member would even question bc they just recognize u as one of them and greet you as if u belong there💖🌷
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When I see wedding pictures of the man that said he cannot live without me
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Me: Can you please grow?
Ass: No
Hip: No
Stomach: sure why not
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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One day you will find someone that chooses you and continues to choose you everyday, and that's when you will be thankful Everything happened the way it did.
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"where have you been? I haven't seen you in ages."
Me:
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Sometimes u just have to piss people off for you to hear what they really think about you😑😐
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@Chima__amanda
Those are d kinda guys that gang rapes and record a lady and then later blackmail her with the video.
They are so evil.
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Driving around with Friends/Family while singing at the top of ur Lungs is one of the purest forms of Happiness 💃🙉
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I INTENTIONALLY ignore Hints and Signs so you can speak up and be direct like an Adult😂😂
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Stop explaining yourself and telling people everything. You owe no one any explanation of what you do. Your life is yours, not theirs
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When the check engine light comes on and you don't know shit about cars but you're an independent woman who don't need no man
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