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I just learned Russia did not take part in scramble and colonization of Africa, it advocated for trading with Africa in the Berlin Conference. Remember Putin is one of the world leaders who openly spoke about USA killing Gadaffi using NATO soldiers and giving rebel forces weapons.
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Wanadai Space ama?.
westie majamaa wa nduthi wameblock barabara.
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Do we really have our own clothing identity? Yenye ukitravel let's say Rwanda ama Zimbabwe kama mimi you will be noticed as a Kenyan?.
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Work on your shoulders you fermented kangaroo!.
On my second day fasting .I did;.Front squats 60kgs.Decline bench press 60kgs.Lat Pulldown 80kgs.T bar rows 70kgs
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Nani alikua amejaribu kukuibia hiyo watch bossman?.
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Sembe bro, sembe kidogo tu size ya helmet hivi.
What would you have these enormous chicken wings with?.Rice,fries or mashed potatoes?
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You haven't struggled until you had to sleep in someone's house, knowing they didn't want you there, brother.
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A Kenyan chap in Australia gave me some 2 assignments, nika deliver alafu akaniosha. A guy from there ananishow ni andike a mail to the school, this will lead to him facing the Uni council over integrity issues and academic misconduct and even deportation, Naah, I won't do that.
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Nothing beats natural beauty, just her oiled face and natural hair.
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Hadi matusi unangoja i ferment?.
Kumbe jana mlinitusi fermented kangaroo!.
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This is a tattooed single mother, haha.
5 years???.No ring.Nothing???.Just vibes and inshallah??.
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Aluta Kibriit guys going to Jesus with 2 leaves, 3 peanuts, and 1 chewing gum, telling him, "Mkuu tenda jambo."
Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?.
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IQ Watson huko states ni wale low value niggas wenye females can't even breathe their way sasa amekuja Kenya kidogo kupunguza dryspell anytime he gets laid, he cannot even believe it, hahahah.
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Hahahah ningekua Khalif ningetafuta kanjo watano niwapee kila mtu 10K wakuvuruge daily hadi usare biashara after two weeks urudi Kisii a very miserable fella, stupid nigga.
Kama si Mkoro wako kudinywa akakulink na Majamaa wa kuosha pesa saa hii ungekua na mimi pale Archives ukinioshea Trolley nakulipa 100 Kila siku .
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The police are killing people in Githurai, bro. The poor people that vote them in, from the areas where they flock during their campaigns are the ones they're killing to send fear to the masses, I hope you don't forget.
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Beards without a moustache is crazy, bruvs.
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Hahahah.
Dinner is served 🤤🤤🤤.Greens+ Raw tomatoes+ ugali+ delicious Pork 🤤🤤🤤
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Nilifanyia some Bahrain client a Law Paper, amerudisha anasema it's too perfect, anataka paper ikae imefanywa na a student bwana not a perfect paper, hahah.
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@kirawontmiss The doggo seeing itself later on, on 𝕏, wondering why a mf human snapped him.
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@Bornakang When he realise he can't even kill her, he'll just be sending her to her soulmate:
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5 people kumbe hana cheo ni burugwai wa mkono tu, hahahah.
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@_John_Best I'm supporting Russian rejection of the west close to it's boundaries and neighbours.
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One scene that gets men in their feels this one right here.😤
What good advice did you fish out from a movie you still remember upto date?. Theres one from vikings where ragnar said "power is dangerous,it is only given to those who are prepared to lower themselves and pick it up".
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Huwa mnaoan Luhyas kama matako yenyu sana, eh.
Looking for a Shamba/house boy to work at my parents house. Preferably a luhya from kakamega. Location: Tala, machakos county. If you know a guy, please hit my dms.
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There has never been a mid-looking Vanessa. It's a name for fine birds.
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Why would we buy your own company's branded T-shirt at 2 sausands and do free advertising for you? Mnakuwanga na jokes mingi.
Merchendise is ready,Sharkeye is now a BRAND. Mtachukua polo shirts na 2000ksh ama i just give them to my fundis?.
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That Mans Chamber cathouse wangekua wana post up their work like this nayo ningefika, never seen a picture of an actual clean cut from them. It's just diabs, obscenities and how they can also shave balls.
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An ex once visited me on the pretext "I just wanna see you and spend some time again." I was idle, said okay. She comes cooks, starts to get ratty, I hold off. I ask her to unlock her phone I call mine I randomly see the 'flo app' i'm tempted to open, her period is 35 days late.
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The chap is just starting to learn the basic concepts, but applicability is where he goes wrong. Rule: You never speak female nature and game to the women, you never try to have 'rational' conversations like this with them, bruvs.
What do men really want??!! Mimi hapa hata sina maoni honestly 🤦🤦.This is from my DM. am open to your views pals
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@wiilsharaban @ValvRmfc That sounded insane to me, ngl. Players on the fields had tears in their eyes getting knocked out of the tournament, but since Messi won it, it's a mere 7 game tournament.
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Me who doesn't have a type enjoying all the bitches, thick, petite, slim thick, short, tall, phat, lightskin, darkskin, bald, dreadheads. .
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Mbona arranged traditional marriages zilikua zina work na hizi za 'I married my best friend the love of my life' hazipiti 5 years?.
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Waah,just delete all my DMs and block me.🙏.
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Natafuta a group of guys who want to live fast we get into organ trafficking and smuggling minerals from Congo.
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He got the position just because he used to pray with Ruto in school, bro.
This man is incompetent and because of him Kenya power services have deteriorated. This is the face of incompetence and cluelessness
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@UtdDistrict @TheAthleticFC This is exactly what Manchester United shoulder done. So what if a few attention starved fellas cry, they can cry forever.
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Kairo Khalif was upto something, now 5 people is dead, damn.
Children of a lesser God? Five people killed as bandits lay siege in Turkana.
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