Morio Anzenza
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ni mimi walai || Alexander Arnold stan. ⁶⁶ Domani Munga is a god.
Joined September 2021
Crazy Kennar videos that will crack your ribs🤣🤣🤣 . A THREAD 🧵🧵
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Most men hawananga someone to call when they are at their lowest na it's so sad.
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Chatting with a kenyan girl is like an interview,if you don't ask her questions,she has nothing to tell you.
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mko sure kwa hawa mamorio watatu hakuna mwenye ashai dinya kalala?
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Bro I am chatting na mtu hajui kuna maandamano kesho plus hajui anything about abductions.
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show me a better storyteller than Abel Mutua, i'll wait
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Kitambo nilikua a good musician but after kukunywa dawa huwa syrup.
Niko na pun,nilete?.
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27 years old me with my girl at my father's bedroom
But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako.
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Knowing to cook food in African families is a trap.Everytime "tupikie food leo na ile style yako".
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Nikita Kering is fat but y'all never want to talk about it.
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bro💀😂
leteni habari niskie.
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What are this tablets used for?. I found them at my girlfriend's place
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In a job interview, the panel asks you, "Will you leave this job if you find a better one?” . What will be your answer?.
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Guys @ThepemlinKee amekua abducted na a black Prado KCF 035M hapo uthiru leo asubuhi. Probably ni juu ya ile tweet ya kasongo akiwa kwa casket. RT WIDELY !!!
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With a budget of 30k, What's the best phone can I buy ??.
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What's that one favourite bible verse of yours?.
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Dis you ??
Siezi kupigia more than 2 times ata ukuwe nani.
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Huwa mnacheza which games on your phones ??. Me: chess.
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The idea of women existing wasn't even God's original plan.
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How my mum manages kunilipia fee ya 30k na upkeep ya 10k per month na ana earn less than 20k per month remains a mystery to me.
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So you pull a Firmino (iykyk)
She's a 2/10 but her body is 10/10>>>.
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kama si hizo ndethes za joy muraya,hii mwaka ingeisha kama sijaona kinembe😂💔.
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Mention a place in your University without saying the name of your University.
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Normalise doing this, it got me laid more times than I can remember
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Recovering from diarrhea is literally getting your shit together.
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You are so beautiful.
Lies from men turn me on.
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hear me out
So what killed Gengetone this is a conversation we should have.
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so Georgina had a nose ring and tattoos at 17, very nice very nice.
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Y'all saying huyu ndio mathe wa ngara imefanya nijue kumbe hamjui shit. this is not mathe ,,the real mathe wa ngara is untouchable buana,,yule anapiga makarao lecture Kama watoto.
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Without telling us your age, which song reminds you of your secondary school days?.
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Just concentrate on twitter,stop texting people who won't reply on WhatsApp.
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ANONYMOUS.
So guys what’s our plan B if the bill passes ?? .Let’s have a plan .#rejectfinancebill2024.
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Without telling us your age, which song reminds you of your secondary school days?.
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huyo ameambia hanifa a march kwenda somalia kama hataki kwenda statehouse 😂😂😂.
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Which actor nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it?.
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In a job interview, the panel asks you, "Will you leave this job if you find a better one?” . What will be your answer?.
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Forgive Osama Otero or post yourself?.
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sisi broke and ugly niggas itabidi tunyonge sasa
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Doing this to her then blocking her when you get home >>>
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i speak for all Manchester United fans when i say we want mason greenwood back !!!
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huyu ameambiwa ati kinembe yake inapata engagements mingi kuliko tweets zake
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This is so touching from Dj brownskin's wife before she died😭. ▶ 🔘────────── 10:35.
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Osama ajidishi
Forgive Osama or quote this tweet with a pic of your KCSE results.
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Naskia Githurai watu wanauliwa na mimi niko hapa kahawa sukari,sijui nianze safari ya kuingia muranga,rwathia sai ama.
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vile bei ya unga imepanda,rn kupika chapo you knead dough 😭
niko na pun moto, ni drop?.
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MEN ONLY: Name something that women wear that irritates you.
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Twitter might not be a real place but it has the realest people.
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Toxicity ya online na internet ni ufala. To get that hot girl you must simp.
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On average huwa unatumia pesa ngapi on drugs per month ??. This is a safe space.
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Kila mtu alale akiwa bigwig Leo. Am following back asap.
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