Professor Plink
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Atheist, counter-apologist, liberal, educator/broadcast journalist, comic book fan, Jedi-enthusiast, left-handed (means I must be sinister!!) He/Him
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Guys, did you know oxygen was invented just 300 years ago?
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The other day, at a work meeting, I admitted to being an atheist to colleagues I had never said that too before. In the room of 10 people, 4 of them admitted to being atheist/agnostic as well.
There are more of us than we think.
Normalize being open about non-belief.
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Atheism is the rejection of religious BS. Sure, it doesn't give you anything in it's place, but it does mean you're not consuming 💩
Which is kinda a plus, ya know?
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"Irreducible complexity" has got to be one of the most willfully ignorant arguments for creationism of them all.
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Sometimes you hit a level of 🦇💩🤪 that leaves you speechless.
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@Lilith_Atheist
What's it like living rent free in his brain?
Pretty spacious and empty, I imagine.
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If everything is evidence for god, then nothing is evidence for god.
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#NormalizeAtheism
Stop being afraid to be open about your non-belief. They certainly aren't afraid to tell everyone they meet about their god.
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What it feels like to hear apologists' rhetoric after becoming an atheist:
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Correlation is not causation, of course...but at a certain point, it gets a little suspect, right?
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@JesusisLord1968
Yes...a theory. Not a hypothesis. Scientific illiterates don't seem to know the difference.
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You literally can't work there unless you sign a form that states that any evidence that contradicts the bible must be wrong, regardless of how well supported it is.
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@SirSicCrusader
And whatever doesn't fit into that interpretation (like the dots they didn't bother connecting), they just leave out as insignificant.
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The sad thing is, theists will read this exact meme and not see anything wrong with it.
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There are several bishops, but they keep touching the pawns inappropriately.
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I would say "Make it make sense!"
But they are so adept at mental gymnastics that they could actually talk themselves into thinking that this is totally rational.
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@BonifaceOption
The irony of citing a r*pe victim as the reason why you intend to vote for a r*pist.
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Whenever someone tries to convince me anything in christianity is true by quoting a bible passage.
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@darwintojesus
as a former christian who was part of that toxic community, I can say that the atheist community is better in every way.
The encouragement, support, and love is on an entirely different level.
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@hemantmehta
No, they fired him because he's a jackass. But it is funny how often those two things overlap.
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@hemantmehta
How dare you decide for yourselves what you do with your own property!? We are the church and we take what we want! Now give it!
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The old-reliable theistic fallback position. "It's magic!"
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"Eww, you're getting logic all over muh bible stories!"
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Stop abusing your children. Stop indoctrinating them into religion.
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@autocorrect2_0
Most atheism is not having sufficient reason to believe the god claim, and so suspending belief until such time as sufficient evidence is presented.
I've never met an atheist who thinks they have anything close to complete knowledge or perspective.
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How to get ahead in an Oklahoma school.
(no shade, Okies, but your Superintendent is a nutcase)
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Abraham was NOT someone to be looked up to. He tried to murder his own son, you theistic psychopaths!
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He was based playing House, he is based in real life.
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@AbbyJohnson
The beginning of time was 13.7 billion years ago. There were no books, certainly no bibles, no marriage, no men, no women, no Earth, no physical matter yet.
1st book of the bible was written about 3400 yrs ago. Humans already existed a good 200,000 years or more by then.
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The fact that he said "nothing" so proudly and confidently, too.
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Man-oh-man, is this true! I have dealt with theists at every stage of this list.
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This is why "god did it" catches on with so many people. It takes 2 seconds to say.
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"But it says so in muh holy book!"
"Actually, it doesn't."
"Well, that's how I'm interpreting it!"
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@Brian_Sauve
Fathers, make THIS your job today:
Do an equal share of the house-work because your wife is not a domestic servant.
Tell your sons they are allowed to be vulnerable, they're human beings, after all.
Tell your daughters their worth is not tied to their attractiveness.
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Reading the bible, all of it, not just the shiny happy bits your priest wants to highlight, is a sobering experience.
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@SethAndrewsTTA
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?
I cheddar the world in a feta cheese.
Everybody's looking for stilton!
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And not realizing how F'ed up your views are, and not realizing that you can grow and become better.
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"Atheism" is a religion the same way "off" is a television channel.
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Lefties, unite! Gimmie a shout out if you're a southpaw!
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Federal funding problem? Wanna fix the deficit? Pay down the national debt?
Tax the churches!
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But what if that prayer is combined with "thoughts", huh? That's gotta do something, right?
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And you're recycling! So now there is a good chance that that bible will be turned into something actually useful!
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The brain worms have clearly migrated from RFK to AiG.
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But there is no justifiable reason to believe in either.
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It's remarkable how often those two threaten to coincide.
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@BenZeisloft
Patriarchy is consistently being dismantled. It currently exists as an annoyance of dwindling authority, whinging about how it needs to bring down feminism, but is ultimately as impotent as the dusty old d!ckheads who continue to prop it up.
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Comfortable ignorance vs insatiable desire for knowledge.
Choose wisely.
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I guess rampant infanticide is one way to show what a loving and kind creator you are.
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I don't have a son. But I have a nephew. And if I heard the voice of god telling me to kill him, and I truly believed it was actually the voice of god, I would tell that god to f_ck off.
Heck, I'd do that even if the child in question was a complete stranger.
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What's good for the goose is good for the...I forget how it ends but you're religion is 🐂💩
😜
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"But who made the light that comes from the bulb? Aha, checkmate, atheists!"
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Atheist: "I don't care what it says in your holy book."
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Theism is the inability to understand rational, fact-based explanations for reality and therefore supplanting fanciful magical explanations instead.
Atheism is the refusal to do that because we aren't little children.
Theism is the logical conclusion of the reality we experience.
Atheism is a belief based on the alleged lack of evidence for theism.
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Take some hand tools, go off with your family and make the ark by yourselves. Don't come back til you do. Don't worry, *snicker* god is with you! 🤣
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Seriously, do y'all even have a functioning sense of empathy?
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Most religions indoctrination is literal child abuse.
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Maybe try something from the non-fiction section this time.
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To be honest, it took me way longer to stop believing in magic than it should have, but better late than never.
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Don't worry, Luke, the religious will pray that you get some food. I'm sure that will work out for you. 🙄
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No. It has led to a greater value being put on human life, due to realizing that this one life is all we get, so we must make the most of it and not fritter it away attempting to appease a god who doesn't exist.
Has teaching people that they are merely the result of evolutionary processes led them to devalue life, viewing humans as no different from insects in the grand scheme of things?
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"I'm NoT aFrAiD oF nO gAyS!"
People think if they call me a “phobe” of some type, it’ll make me cower down. Know this:
I FEAR GOD ONLY. Your little made up phobias don’t move me one bit. I’m not required to live in your land of delusion.
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@KeterKiven
The show's socio-political satire is basically the same as it was in the books (which won awards and was mega popular).
I don't know where you are getting this other stuff. No one on the show is a nihilist. And while they do rag on christian hypocrisy, there's no anti-theism.
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Please peddle your proselytizing promptly to other people.
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And yet, when I tell people that my oatmeal sings me showtunes, they call me crazy.
Hypocrites!
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Another day, another pastor arrested for sex crimes.
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@TheMuppetPastor
It really isn't. The bodily autonomy of the fetus is not being impeded. No one is trying to take or access it's body. Just denying it from accessing the mother's without the mother's consent.
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Don't threaten me with a good time!
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There are two "i"s in "christian." Must be doubly self-important.
Plus, if you rearrange some of the letters, you get "shitcan."
At the middle of SIN is “I”.
At the middle of PRIDE is “I”.
Many people want to do things their way, instead of God’s way.
However, at the center of most of our problems is “I”. Maybe, it’s time to stop trusting in yourself and start trusting in God.
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The same crowd that is pro forced-birth, using the argument that unwanted children should just be put up for adoption, also attempting to minimize the number of good parents wanting to adopt those children is an irony that would be amusing if it wasn't so sad.
When you choose to be a homosexual…you choose to not have children.
Stop preying on children that aren’t yours!
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According to christians: you exist, therefore you are wicked and broken and in need of saving.
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@InspiringPhilos
Just to be clear, which is the immoral thing you are objecting to here, the creation of a meme, or making the comment about needing to slaughter more people?
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